Fucked Up College Kids File 357

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

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=   F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.   = 
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        "i am laundromat" 

        bring me your troubled, 
        your tired, your old 
        bring me your spin cycle, 
        wash hot, rinse cold 
        bring me your linens, 
        your stockings, your hat 
        bring me your quarters, 
        i am laundromat 

        bring me your street punks 
        with dull butter knives 
        bring me your rednecks 
        with overweight wives 
        bring me their stepsons, 
        those shirtless young brats 
        bring the whole family! 
        i am laundromat 

        bring me your winstons, 
        your salems, your kools, 
        bring me your marlboros 
        and camels, you fools 
        bring me your cockroaches, 
        bring me your rats, 
        lung cancer, bubonic 
        i am laundromat 

        bring me hispanics 
        and vietnamese 
        those who speak english 
        can expect to be seized 
        so come, alabama! 
        mississippi, where you at? 
        you've all been invited 
        by me, laundromat 

        so bring me your maytags, 
        loadstars, and speedqueens! 
        bring me those clothes 
        you won't ever get clean 
        bring me your drapery, 
        your decayed welcome mat 
        to melt in the dryers 
        of an old laundromat 

        bring me your t-shirts, 
        g'n'r, judas priest - 
        '86! they still fit you, 
        but now you're obese 
        yes, bring me your skinny 
        and all of your fat 
        but don't dare bring normality 
        to this laundromat 

        bring me your starving 
        and give 'em a buck 
        so they can buy doritos! 
        and pepsi, with luck 
        and bring all the gossip! 
        be it this in-law or that 
        just make sure it's juicy 
        for this laundromat 

        so bring me the tired, 
        the outcast, the meek, 
        and bring me the hanes 
        that they wore for two weeks 
        the senile, the filthy, 
        did i mention the fat? 
        bring all them to me 
        i am laundromat. 

 
-murmur 

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