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Fucked Up College Kids File 357
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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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"i am laundromat"
bring me your troubled,
your tired, your old
bring me your spin cycle,
wash hot, rinse cold
bring me your linens,
your stockings, your hat
bring me your quarters,
i am laundromat
bring me your street punks
with dull butter knives
bring me your rednecks
with overweight wives
bring me their stepsons,
those shirtless young brats
bring the whole family!
i am laundromat
bring me your winstons,
your salems, your kools,
bring me your marlboros
and camels, you fools
bring me your cockroaches,
bring me your rats,
lung cancer, bubonic
i am laundromat
bring me hispanics
and vietnamese
those who speak english
can expect to be seized
so come, alabama!
mississippi, where you at?
you've all been invited
by me, laundromat
so bring me your maytags,
loadstars, and speedqueens!
bring me those clothes
you won't ever get clean
bring me your drapery,
your decayed welcome mat
to melt in the dryers
of an old laundromat
bring me your t-shirts,
g'n'r, judas priest -
'86! they still fit you,
but now you're obese
yes, bring me your skinny
and all of your fat
but don't dare bring normality
to this laundromat
bring me your starving
and give 'em a buck
so they can buy doritos!
and pepsi, with luck
and bring all the gossip!
be it this in-law or that
just make sure it's juicy
for this laundromat
so bring me the tired,
the outcast, the meek,
and bring me the hanes
that they wore for two weeks
the senile, the filthy,
did i mention the fat?
bring all them to me
i am laundromat.
-murmur
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