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Fucked Up College Kids File 439
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The Resume
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From: Ted Boss <yourboss@company.com>
To: Jane Assistant <coffeefetcher@company.com>
Date: Sunday, October 26, 1997 11:42 AM
Subject: Jon Doe's Resume
Jane,
I received this resume from Mr. Doe in my e-mail
this morning. He looks like a promising catch.
He brought in several profitable sales deals
at his last company, and helped raise profits
by 70%. I think we could use someone like him.
Could you do the usual checks for me before
we call him?
Thanks,
Ted
<Click here to view the attachment resume.doc>
From: Jane Assistant <coffeefetcher@company.com>
To: Ted Boss <yourboss@company.com>
Date: Sunday, October 26, 1997 1:37 PM
Subject: Re: Jon Doe's Resume
Sir,
I did some checking on the Internet and here is
what I came up with:
WWW:
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Mr. Doe has a personal web page detailing some
of his hobbies, which include writing, boating,
and dog breeding and showing. In his links
section he has pointers to pages which cover
these subjects, and, in addition, he has several
links that point to various piercing and
tattooing shops in the Greater City area.
USENET:
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Mr. Doe frequently posts to the following
newsgroups:
alt.sex.stories
alt.sex.bondage
misc.writing
comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html
According to these USENET posts, Mr. Doe had a
book of erotica published in 1983 under a
pseudonym.
He also mentions an arrest for possession of
a small amount of marijuana when he was 19 years
old.
In misc.writing and comp.infosystems.www.
authoring.html, he engages regularly in "flame
wars" with the denizens of these groups.
PROFESSIONAL SOURCES:
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According to Mr. Doe's references, he is an
excellent employee, a self-starter, creative,
and hard-working. A representative quote is that
he "gets the job done, no matter what it takes."
He is "friendly and intelligent".
Please let me know if there is anything else I
can do for you with respect to this project.
Jane
From: Ted Boss <yourboss@company.com>
To: Jane Assistant <coffeefetcher@company.com>
Date: Sunday, October 26, 1997 4:29 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Jon Doe's Resume
Jane,
Thank you for your review. Please file his resume.
Thanks,
Ted
demonika
demonika@demonic.com
http://www.demonic.com
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