Fucked Up College Kids File 095

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                              Originality 
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        Is there any left? If so who has it. If so where is it. People 
might argue that something is original if you think of it without anyone 
helping you, or anyone influencing you. The way I see it, everyone has 
their own definition of what the word "Original" actually means. Lets see 
here. 
  
orig-i-nal \(upsidedown "e")`rij(upsidedown "(e)")nel\ n :  
something from which a copy is made ~ adj 1 : first 2 : not  
copied from something else 3 : inventive --orig-i-nal-i-ty n  
--orig-i-nal-ly adv 
  
Lets look at the first definition, "something from which a copy is made". 
This means that if you make a Drawing and Jeff copies it, it is original. 
It doesn't say that if Bob influenced you in making the drawing, and 
Jeff copies it, it isn't original. BUT if you copy the drawing from Bob, 
and Jeff copies it from you, its not original because of the third rule, 
which states. 
             
"Not copied from something else". If you copy something in anyway, a 
picture, an idea, a shape, a form, it is not original. Well if you draw  
a circle, you are not being original. If you make a circle connected to  
a square then would you have something original(1)? or just two unoriginal 
objects put together(2). This is where things get confusing. If you say 
the second part, that means NOTHING is original if it can be connected 
with anything in the past. But if you think the first part, then you think 
that as long as what you created cannot directly be linked to something  
in the past it is original. Here is an example. 
  
I just had a great idea. I am going to create a group called F.U.C.K.  
which stands for Funny Unique Comedian Kids. This group will be a 'Zine  
released whenever we want, and will be full with nothing but jokes and  
shit.  
  
Now, if you go by the second part, then you would think since the acronym 
"F.U.C.K." has already been used it is un original, and look at the 
words "Funny", thats unoriginal. So is "Unique", "Comedian" and "Kids". 
Jezz people have been writing jokes for a long time, and there is nothing 
original about a 'Zine. 
  
So my new group is TOTALLY unoriginal. 
  
Now, if you go by the 1st way, then you think that that is a pretty  
original group, because you have never heard of a group with that name  
before, or one that writes nothing but jokes.  
  
So we got that down. Well now lets see here. I will try and make my group 
TOTALLY original. Straight out of my head. Once I have that down, I have to  
PROVE that it is in fact original, and here is how I would go about doing  
that. 
  
-Create my group. 
-Ask everything that has ever been able to think on and off this world.  
 Even if they are dead. If they had every heard of anything like my group  
 before. I would have to have different sounds, different ideas, etc.. 
-Make sure that once I ask someone if they have ever heard/thought of 
 something like that, using any of those words or letters that they 
 tell/talk to NO one of it. 
  
Now, you all know that that is impossible (right now). So proving that our 
group is truly original, is impossible.  Thus, the concept of originality 
means that nothing is original until proven otherwise, so nothing is original 
since you can never prove it is. 

If you are thinking "Great, so nothing is original" I mean that in  
today's day and age nothing is original. To find something TRULY original  
we would have to go back to when the FIRST life in this or any universe  
or dimension had its first thought. That is the ONLY thing original. The 
next thought could have been formed by the one he just had, making it  
unoriginal. And everything you see around you, has been developed from  
that one thought. Now, don't you wonder what that thought was? A sound?  
A shape? A taste? A feel? A smell? Who knows.. only one thing knows for  
sure, and that is most likely (99.99999999999999-->% chance) dead. 
  
For all you people who just got pissed off reading this (mainly art 
people). Instead of saying "100% Original art by <name>" you could  
always say "100% Out of the head of <name>", its like your almost saying  
the same thing. 
  
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message about anything.. Your views on one of my files, if you want to  
rape me kill me and throw me in a ditch, or if you just want to say hi. 

 
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