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Fucked Up College Kids File 032
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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Car Sniglets
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Whoopdidoo - the endless number of dips in any given street (especially
in Lubbock TX)
Diceswing - the inevitable swing of whatever certain form of decoration
might appear below your mirror as you hit each whoopdidoo
Fingertalk - the form of communication used while trying to tell the
other driver you disapproved of the manever he just made.
Doordink - the moron who always takes paint off your door every time
he opens it
Hairdrag - the condition of one's hair when the moon roof is open and
your hair stands on end
Sunspot - the one piece of you car than manages to always reflect
the sun into your eyes, no matter where the sun is
Insureflash - the split second before a wreck when all you can think of
is, I wonder how much my insurance is going to go up
Pushies - people who actually think that if they get right on your
ass you might just speed up
Pullies - people who slow down just to piss off a pushie
Boomache - the sick feeling you get after being in a person's car
with four 15" subs
Steersqeak - that noise your car makes when you turn the wheel all the
way to one direction
Squeelhead - the guy who must always peel out after every stop
Squeelette - the girl who must always peel out after every stop (rare)
Lagsteer - taking those corners extra slowly 'cause your 'puters in
the back
Brakebutts - those people who just love to slam on the breaks to make
everyone else in the car hit their heads on the part of the
car in front of them
Cop-a-beat - the beat your heart skips when you see that cop a block
ahead and you realize your going to fast
Cop-a-bye - when you decide your going fast enough so you might as well
go for broke and try to outrun him
Byeremorse - wishing later you hadn't tried to Cop-a-bye
Parkaphobia - the fear of leaving you car anywhere near another car wish
results in parking in BFE
FMmoment - the short period of time you look down at your stereo to
change the station and look up to find the car in front of
you is much closer than you had remembered
Hotcheeks - the inevitable burn on you butt after sitting on seats that
have been sitting in the sun all day
à - the length of yellows in Lubbock, Tx.
Swervjerks - the people who wait till the last possible moments to
change lanes to make their exit
Armnoids - people who must have their arm out the window when in
their vehicle
Fedmobile - the car that comes to take all your warez away
Turnrefusal - people who are so lazy they won't even signal
Headangle - the precise angle of head that must be maintained in order
not to hit your head while sitting in the back of a sports
car
Phonweave - condition cause by talking too much on your car-phone
(may result in accident)
Jarjive - the little voice that keeps telling you "your door is
ajar"
Yieldiot - the person who wouldn't know whose right-of-way it was if
his life depended on it
Convertaswish - the sound heard in your car after that big rain storm when
you counldn't get the top back up
Halfwaydownitis - the condition of the back window that won't go down all
the way in the name of child safety
Parknesia - forgetting where you parked and wishing you had purchased
one of those things where you hit a button and all hell
breaks loose on you car so you can find it
Hubfly - the hub-cap projectile you see flying across the road
Octanquery - asking someone in the car which octane you should buy
AcciDENT - the part of the accident that is most unpleasant
Lube-n-charge - the $14.95 that must be paid every 3000 miles
Shitanick - various choice words used after detecting every nick and
dent in you new car since its purchase
Groundfx - the cool display of flying ground effects when that mini-
truck just didn't quite make it over the speed-bump
3rdilluminant - the other brake-light in the back you really don't need,
but everyone has
Drivedud - the person who would drive to 7-11 to get some beer
(if it was a block away)
Drivz - the cruising done every Fri and Sat simply for the lack
of anything else better to do
Carrecession - the period in a person's life when he had a car from 16-18
but not from 19-20 because his parent's said college is to
expensive for you to go AND have a car
Angal - the amount you must turn your head in order to look at the
girl in the car next to you without her knowledge
Grinds - those people who still have not figured out the proper
combination between lever and clutch
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