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Fucked Up College Kids File 065
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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Anthology III
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Quotes
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"Life without a beneficial purpose is empty existence. You ask me
what is a beneficial purpose? It is one that counters the progression
of entropy in the universe."
- The Eyes of the Beholders
A.C. Crispin
Anticipation of death is worse than death itself.
- Marked for Death
In the elements world; fire well used-warmed/ill used-burned.
A prophecy implies we are destined to do something. It dictates to
us, we have no choice in the matter. It robs us of our freedom of
will. Too often, prophecies end up being self-fulfilling. Once the
thought is in our minds, we act, either consciously or unconsciously,
to bring it to pass. That can be the only explanation....unless
you believe in a higher power.
-Fire Sea
Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
The universe is not only queerer than we imagine. It's queerer than
we can imagine. - Sir Arthur Eddington
The truth is a virus. - Pump Up The Volume
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's
unfamiliar territory.
"The fear of death keeps us from living, not dying" - Paul C Roud
"Whether fate be foul or fair, why falter I or fear? What should man
do but dare?" -Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never die
but once. -Shakespeare
Treason doth never prosper: What's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
Sir John Harington
"The truth is always a much stronger argument."
"Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without possesing it."
"People who fly into a rage, always have a bad landing."
"The man that has done all he thinks worthwhile has begun to die."
The essence of war is violence.
Moderation in war is imbecility. - Fisher
Atheism is a non-prophet religion.
Anarchy is the only system fair to all.
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
- T.S. Eliot
The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance.
- Socrates
The boast of heraldry, the pomp of power, and all that wealth,
all that beauty e're gave, a wait alike the inevitable how;
the paths of glory lead but to the grave.
- Thomas Gray
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.
Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is
the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal,
and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
The most preposterous notion that homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the
Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the
saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and
becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd
fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of
the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Salvador Dali
When you feel like criticizing the younger generation, just
remember who raised them.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
We, the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for
the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we
are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Most people miss their calling because they can't hear it over
their complaining.
You can make more friends in two days by becoming interested in
other people than you can in two years by trying to get other
people interested in you.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that
life is made up of little things.
You cannot kindle a fire in another's heart until it is burning in
your own.
Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
Men of genius are admired; men of wealth are envied; men of power
are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
Do not walk behind me, I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me,
I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Be different, act normal.
Rembrandt painted 700 pictures and Americans have all 5,000 of
them.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are
composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Ignorance needs no introduction. It always makes itself known.
Why talk but to end the fighting? Why fight but to end the talking?
Many people in one's life can touch their heart,
But few can touch their soul. - Denise McCay
Of all the base passions, fear is most accursed.
- William Shakespeare
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
- Blaise Pascal
I can endure my own despair, but not another's hope.
- William Walsh
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough
to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift
'Bullets Drop to the ground and sirens ring,
While rich men keep doin' their thing..'
Life is respected by serial killers...
for without it...
they would be out of business...
"When the government of a nation ceases to be the servant of its
people, but rather their oppressor, it is their duty as patriots
to overthrow it."
Reality is entirely subjective.
"I am become death, the shatterer of worlds."
-Siva, from the Bhagavad Gita
Watch every step, guard every word, search every shadow...
Taglines
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$ not found...A)bort R)efinance or D)eclare Bankruptcy
4 out of 5 WINDOW users use <CTL><ALT><DEL> during their sessions
586, 125MHz, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD,... NOW Windows will beat DOS!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Are you using windows, or is that just an XT?
Clap on! <CLAP CLAP> Clap Off! <CLAP CLA lli$ 2@f f*NO CARRIER
Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
Computer possessed? Try EXOR.SYS!
Finger whitehouse.gov and make a secret service agent come!
Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand.
Sorry, a fatal error has occured. You're dead.
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading MY disk?!?!
Windows- an overpriced way to eat up RAM.
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures
C:\DOS\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE HELL AM I!
OUCH!!! I got my Floppy caught in my PKzipper!
Washing Windows is better than running them.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Wreck the malls with cows on harleys...falalalala lalalala
Support your police, beat up your neighbor.
CIA Cocaine Import Agency
100% American is also 99% idiot.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
Caution: Slow Children at Play!
WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat?
If only AT&T knew what I was do...click Hello? Hello?
Optimist, n. A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue...
Experience - knowing all the things you shouldn't do.
The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
Raise your IQ - eat gifted children.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it...
"Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Hi, I'm a tagline virus. Please copy me!"
and now back to my original lurk mode...
democracy - 3 wolves and 1 sheep voting on who's lunch.
Atheists have no one to yell to at orgasm.
Guns don't kill people. OS/2 kills people.
I tried to get a life, but they were out of stock.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
The hell with prime directive, let's kill something.
VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y/n]"
OS/2 = Half an Operating System
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