Copy Link
Add to Bookmark
Report

Fucked Up College Kids File 082

eZine's profile picture
Published in 
Fucked Up College Kids
 · 5 years ago

  

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Flying High
-----------

Well, I am off on a "glorious" vacation to the sunny Hawaiian Islands. Ten
years of saving frequent flyer miles and stuff like that. Sounds like fun,
eh? Well so did I. Unfortunately, there was one thing I seemingly
overlooked: The plane flight. Seven hours, crammed in a tight space with
some of the stupidest people on, (or off) earth. We get on the plane in
Denver, en route to San Francisco, where we will refuel.

The second I get on the plane, I knew I'd have a grand 'ole time. Heh. On
my way to my seat (in the back of the plane of course), I was tripped several
times, and yelled at several more. It was tight. Arriving at my seat, I
found that some yuppie businessman was occupying it. No problem, I'll just
ask him to move. Well just as I open my mouth to ask him to leave, he picks
up the AirPhone (cellular telephone in the back of every seat). He slips his
credit card through, and begins chatting with his yuppie wife. After about
five minutes of waiting and being tormented by the people wishing to get
through, he finnaly hangs up. "Is there anything I can do for you?" Of
course there is you asshole, get the hell out of my seat and go die. In
nicer words of course. Well, he responds, "Oh, I am sorry, this isn't 33B?".
"No," I replied, silently thinking of all the ways I could implode his head.
Grinning that stupid ass yuppie "I'm better than you" grin, he gets up and
leaves. Not before "nudging" me into the couple in front of me. Accidently
of course. Arg.

Well I decided to go to sleep and listen to my DiscMan, to put myself out of
my misery. About 3 minutes after I am settled, I am awakened by a flight
attendant and told, "That in the event of an emergency, they will need to be
able to get ???my full attention. Will you please (that damn grin again) remove
your headphones and turn off your DiscMan?". How stupid can you be?!? They
must have really have no life if they feel the need to bother me about crap
like that. Yeesh, if the plane goes down, I think that they will have my
full undivided attention whether I have my head phones or not. After
notifying the stewardess of this, I was told that I could be fined a maximum
of $5,000 if I did not take them off until 20 minutes into the flight. What
some people will do for kicks.

After our refueling and transfer stop in San Francisco, I found myself
surrounded by "fresh blood". All eager to piss me off, I'm sure. I was
right.

In front of me was a family from Bangladesh or some other God awful place
like that. They spoke absolutely no english (of course not, isn't that a
requirement for Asian tourists?). Every couple of minutes I was cussed at in
some foreign language for who knows what. As it turned out, my bag under
their seat was bothering them in some way. Fuck them.

On my left and right resided my family. Three younger brothers, mother, and
grandmother. You know how that crap is, so I won't even go into that.

Behind me was one of the most self-centered chicks that I had ever met. She
immediately "reclined" in her seat and planted her feet squarely on the back
of my chair. This forced me to remain in absolutely upright in a very
uncomfortable position. (BTW - The idiots from Taiwan or wherever decided
that this was the perfect time to "recline" as well, leaving me about 1 1/2
feet of room). Pissed off, I pushed my seat back, "upsetting" the bitch
behind me. The same damn stewardess was called, and with that stupid grin on
her face told me to sit up. Nothing was going to change her mind, and I was
forced back into my previous position. About 10-15 minutes later, as I was
writing this file, I was again yelled at by the same damn whore behind me.
She told me that I was too tall, and I was blocking her view of the movie. I
replied by saying, "Too bad bitch." This got a surprised look, but
recovering, she called the same stewardess, and I was now lying down. She
got her way again. Made me wonder about her and her special "friend" of a
stewardess. But anyway...

When riding any public transportation (bus, plane, train, etc...) don't be an
ass. Other people have the same rights you do, and they paid just as much to
get there. You have no right to take away from their right to ride whatever
you are on in comfort. A packet subway car, or tight bus seats are excluded,
seeing that everyone is not feeling good, but in the case when you have that
right, so does everyone else. Don't be a moron and act anything like the
above people. If you thought that any of that was cool, I hope you die in
a plane crash or whatever. With that damn grin on your face...

ùIllusionaryù

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
= Internet : lamb@sun1.coe.ttu.edu WWIVnet : 123@3314 =
= VMB : 303.763.6377 Or On One Of The Boards Below... =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Wulf's Den 303.699.WULF =
= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Entropy 318.625.9666 =
= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Celestial Woodlands 409.764.2843 =
= Plan 9 716.881.3663 Logikal Nonsence 717.XXX.XXXX =
= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Club Baby Seal 817.429.4636 =
= PuRe EViL (NUP) 905.XXX.XXXX The Keg 914.234.9674 =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

← previous
next →
loading
sending ...
New to Neperos ? Sign Up for free
download Neperos App from Google Play
install Neperos as PWA

Let's discover also

Recent Articles

Recent Comments

Francesco's profile picture
Francesco Arca (@Francesco)
14 Nov 2024
Congratulations :)

guest's profile picture
@guest
12 Nov 2024
It is very remarkable that the period of Atlantis’s destruction, which occurred due to earthquakes and cataclysms, coincides with what is co ...

guest's profile picture
@guest
12 Nov 2024
Plato learned the legend through his older cousin named Critias, who, in turn, had acquired information about the mythical lost continent fr ...

guest's profile picture
@guest
10 Nov 2024
الاسم : جابر حسين الناصح - السن :٤٢سنه - الموقف من التجنيد : ادي الخدمه - خبره عشرين سنه منهم عشر سنوات في كبرى الشركات بالسعوديه وعشر سنوات ...

lostcivilizations's profile picture
Lost Civilizations (@lostcivilizations)
6 Nov 2024
Thank you! I've corrected the date in the article. However, some websites list January 1980 as the date of death.

guest's profile picture
@guest
5 Nov 2024
Crespi died i april 1982, not january 1980.

guest's profile picture
@guest
4 Nov 2024
In 1955, the explorer Thor Heyerdahl managed to erect a Moai in eighteen days, with the help of twelve natives and using only logs and stone ...

guest's profile picture
@guest
4 Nov 2024
For what unknown reason did our distant ancestors dot much of the surface of the then-known lands with those large stones? Why are such cons ...

guest's profile picture
@guest
4 Nov 2024
The real pyramid mania exploded in 1830. A certain John Taylor, who had never visited them but relied on some measurements made by Colonel H ...

guest's profile picture
@guest
4 Nov 2024
Even with all the modern technologies available to us, structures like the Great Pyramid of Cheops could only be built today with immense di ...
Neperos cookies
This website uses cookies to store your preferences and improve the service. Cookies authorization will allow me and / or my partners to process personal data such as browsing behaviour.

By pressing OK you agree to the Terms of Service and acknowledge the Privacy Policy

By pressing REJECT you will be able to continue to use Neperos (like read articles or write comments) but some important cookies will not be set. This may affect certain features and functions of the platform.
OK
REJECT