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Fucked Up College Kids File 038
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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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CIA Conspiracies Revealed
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1) murdered Elvis to cover up Kennedy assassination
2) murdered Marylin Monroe to cover up previous murder of Elvis
3) framed Pete Rose
4) faked ice age to cover up so called extinction of dinosaurs
5) Sunk City of Atlantis while testing newly developed nuclear weapons
6) put needles in Pepsi cans to expose communist leaders in Pepsi Cola Co.
(and they hated the after-taste too)
7) framed Bartman because he gained access to CIA files
8) forced David Letterman to leave NBC
9) payed off African-American's in LA to draw attention away from failed
CIA attempts to separate southern Calif from the continental US using
seismic waves
10) flooded the Mississippi in order to allow underwater transport of arms
to Canadian terrorists
11) in the process of cutting down all rain-forests to find "big-foot"
in order to clone him into the perfect military soldier
12) created AIDS virus out of boredom
13) collecting ozone to trade to foreign countries in exchange for hostages
(better known as the ohostzone trade)
14) planning to melt polar ice-caps in an attempt to flood Cuba off the map
15) black market sale of cow tongues and Billy Idol CyberPunk CD's
16) hired David Koresh to test ATF tactics
17) destroyed Twin-Towers alien communications relay center
18) Chernobyle - self explanatory
19) the pinto-pacer ballistics experiments
20) arranged victory of Cowboys in Super Bowl to cover up their involvement
in Tom Landry's discharge
21) Broke Bo's hip
22) created Hurricane Andrew to test B1 bombers in severe weather conditions
(they still can't fly)
23) sold TI994A's to Russia, telling them they were powerful computers
24) rigged election so Clinton would win
25) devising way to counter #24
26) reunited Velvet Underground and Fleetwood Mac
27) got Class of '96 cancelled -- thank goodness
28) sabotaged Hubble Telescope to prevent spying on CIA Headquarters
29) framed Noriega - wait, everyone knows that
30) broke up Bell Telephone due to the fact that they would let the CIA
listen to any calls for free
31) set the price on Madonna's Sex book at $50
32) created Daylight savings time just to fuck everyone up
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-=Comrade Koba=-
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