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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Jehovah, Lord of the Universe
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We watch three kings approach the stable. They look inside to find
the newborn child. They brought gifts for the this king of kings. They
look upon the child with knowing eyes, some day, this being will do
something great for all humanity. They then turn their attention to the
mother, who is looking down upon her baby with crystal eyes. What a
wonder this child is.
As the baby grows older, he turns his attention to the work of God.
Many begin to say that he is the Messiah, some think of him as nothing
more than a rumor. Either way, he does what he does, he talks to his
father and then relays what is said to his people.
As an adult he gets a handful of followers, ones that he calls
his disciples. Other people had begun to hear his word, and follow his
path. He predicts the future with great accuracy. He performs many
miracles and brings happiness to many people who otherwise would suffer.
However he is ridiculed by many also. Those that say he is nothing,
he is just the teller of lies to get those that are weak minded to
follow him. They want him executed, they are the greedy pigs that fear
he is right, they are the corrupted souls that are blinded by their ego
and purses. They put him in front of the government, they want him
killed. It doesn't matter, the government cares for him not, they wash
their hands of the man. It doesn't matter, for his seed is already
planted.
His word will spread through the words of his disciples. He knows
it, he can see it. There will be wars in his name. Thousands upon
thousands of people will die because of his actions. He has begun a new
way of life. He will bring happiness to many and slavery to all. He has
effected this world greatly, and for that he has done what he has come
for. He sees all of this as he hangs there, nailed to a cross. And now..
he is dying.. slipping awa..y... come..ing.... ba..c.....k......
He awakes in a sudden jerk. "I did it" thinking to himself, as a
huge smile covers his face. Listening to the outside of the dark
chamber, he hears nothing. "Good, they didn't catch me..." as that
thought wanders from his head he quietly opens the door. Much to his
surprise, the General is waiting for him. If that wasn't enough to ruin
his plan, it was the 20 guns pointed at his head.
The General spoke "Just what in the hell were you trying to
accomplish?"
"I have done it.. I did it.. They followed me. They are fools!"
"Jehovah, let me explain something to you. Our scientists created
this universe because..." looking at a scientist across the room "Why in
the hell did you make this?"
"So we could study the way our own universe was created, and
possibly how it will end." replied the scientist with a slightly nasal
voice.
"Yeah, what he said" continued the General, "The point is, it was
not made so you could play make believe! They would have destroyed the
damn thing right then and there but..." the General waited for the
scientist to complete his sentence.
"Oh, because life developed quicker than they expected. The time
inside this universe was going much faster than our ow--"
"--yeah yeah yeah. It means that we can't destroy it so we have to
guard it. This job has been on the boring side until you pulled this
little stunt. Now, what exactly did he do?"
Another scientist popped out of a back room. As he entered one
could see many terminals lit up as status displays ran across the
glass. "He screwed that harmless planet all up! That's what he did!"
shouted the man as he quickly entered with a long print out dragging on
the floor.
"HA!" Jehovah shouted in the direction of this new comer "It was
far from harmless. They were all mindless beings. They were asking for
someone like me. That's why I did it in the first place. They kept
asking for someone to come and---"
"Wait!" Shouted the General, "Just tell me what he did."
"Ok," continued the scientist, "He went to a planet we call
FortusNax III. The people that inhabit the planet call it Earth. He made
them all believe he was God. Our reports indicate that a massive
religion has been started following him. And just before I came in here
I was reading reports of a second large scale war. All because of him."
"Well shit, I don't know whether to admire you or throw you in the
dungeon. Can you explain to me, without making yourself look like more
of a lunatic, just why in the sam-hell you did this?"
"First, tell me what year it is.." Jehovah said in an excited
state, as he was about to unlock enough energy to power all the world
for a year.
"What, are you stupid?" replied the General in a confused state.
"The year on Earth!" as he kept the oversized smile on his face.
"Uuummmm..." the scientist voice trailed off as he entered into the
back room from which he came. "It is.... 1958." He shouted as his voice
was muffed by the walls.
"Its almost time!" Jehovah said as he was almost jumping off the
walls.
"Time for what? What in the hell is he talking about!?" the General
asked to anyone with a slightly higher IQ than himself who could figure
this whole thing out. As expected, no one answered.
Then it happened. Jehovah leaped for the door to the chamber,
opening and closing it as quickly as he could. Over half of the guards
aimed to fire.
"NO! STOP!" Shouted the nasal scientist, "You will destroy the
linking chamber if you fire! All our observers on the planets will be
lost!" The guards stood down.
A Light on the side of the door powered up. As it suddenly turned
off a red light above the door came on.
"Is there anyway to get him out of there?" impatiently asked the
General.
"No, once you start the linking chamber you can't stop it." The red
light turned off. "He's now on Earth, someone can go after him, we can
try and put you in the same part of the world as him." explained one of
the scientists.
"Ok," the General started, "I am going after this little shit. Once
he comes out of there, shoot him." he explained to his officers, "What
year will I be arriving in?" he shouted.
"1999." answered the scientist from the other room. "And he arrived
in 1996. Apparently he didn't go through the birth process so we are
going to skip that for you also. Good luck."
"I will see you soon." said the General as he made his was to the
linking chamber. Opening the door, you can see his service ID tattooed
on his head, a common practice of military men on Trutus IV. It reads
"666"
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