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Fucked Up College Kids File 130
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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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It's My Fault
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Well, I guess I should start by introducing myself before I get into
all this stuff. It might be helpful for you to know my background or else
you might try to pin some stereotype on me. I hope you will keep an open
mind through it all.
My name is Joe. Joe American if you really want to know. I am about
32 years old and have lived a very interesting life. I have resided in many,
many different parts of the country and many different lifestyles. I lived
in a run-down apartment in the deep depths of Harlem. I spent part of my
life in a multi-million dollar house on Perfect Dr. in the middle of
suburbia. Where else? I was a plantation worker in Georgia, a beach bum in
California, and a farmer in South Dakota. I have served as mayor of
Smallville in the heart of Nebraska, and even spent part of my life in the US
House as a Representative from Oregon. I think that you can get a brief
picture of my lifestyle from this.
The reason I pulled you aside today is because I want to clarify
something. I understand that you have been less than happy with the
direction of our society lately. In fact, the long rants and stories you
have told me give me a clear impression of your frustration with life. I
feel your pain and can identify with you.
What I want to clarify is this: It's all my fault. I am to blame
for the corrupt world that you have to live in today. I have contributed to
the evils of our society. I am sorry. I know that may not mean much to you
but I didn't know what I was doing until it was much too late. Please
forgive me...
What? Why am I at fault? Well, I think the reason if obvious. It's
not? Gosh, I guess I will tell you then. I thought everyone understood it,
I guess I was wrong yet again. You see, I am corrupt. I cannot escape it.
It is an obsession I have; to do whatever I can to make my life the best it
can be. However I seem to forget to watch out for other people. I lie,
cheat, and manipulate those around me in order to get what I ultimately
desire. No matter how hard I try, I cannot change my ways. In fact, I have
come to expect and accept it. I know that I will be corrupt in my living in
order to get what I want and I have realized this. Once again though, I am
sorry.
Because I am corrupt I have corrupted my family. They have come to
follow my ways and become what I am, solely because I have influenced them.
My constant presence among them has allowed my corrupt ways to filter through
their defenses and directly affect them. You see, I created a corrupt family.
My family has corrupted my Church. I am not sure how it happened,
but it did. I feel terrible. My church is no longer responsible for the
guidance of its members. Now it just watches out for itself as an entity.
I have created a corrupt Church.
My Church has corrupted my neighborhood. I guess the level of
influence it has had was greater than I thought. The parent council has been
caught receiving bribes, the school board laundering money, and the
homeowners association regulating every aspect of our lives. But you cannot
blame them because I was the one to introduce this corruption. I created a
corrupt neighborhood.
My neighborhood has had a large impact on my city. Crime is rampant,
but that is only because we fail to recognize the laws that were made to help
us, and new laws have replaced them that feed the corruption. But that is
all negotiable for the right price. I have created a corrupt city.
Needless to say, my city has corrupted my state. The parent council
members are now in state government. They have replaced the hard working
government of yesterday to form the "new" government. Crime is now
uncontrollable on a state-wide scale, yet the state government sees no reason
to stop controlling the lives of the "law-abiding" citizens to control the
problem because that's where the money is. They are just looking out for
Numero Uno. I created a corrupt state.
Well, if I had known it would get to here I would have changed my
ways long ago. We just sent our governor to the presidency. He is doing
great there, but he has had a few legal problems. Its nothing that isn't
expected from everyone else, so I think we will just forget about it. They
just passed that new censorship law. Good, it's always a good thing to
silence those dissidents who speak out against the government. That's okay.
No big deal because I have created a corrupt country.
The UN just invaded a small island off of the coast of Italy. They
wanted the resources that the island had to offer. They blamed it on ethnic
reasons, but everyone knows that isn't the whole truth. But that's okay I
guess. They are just going where the cash is. Nothing at all wrong with
that; I have done it several times. By the way, did I tell you? My brother
is the ambassador to the UN. I have created a corrupt world.
Maybe if I change my ways I can reverse the whole process. Maybe if
I turn around and say no to the corruption I can fix the problems we are
having. Well, maybe not... Just looking out for Number One.
It's all my fault.
Sincerely,
Joe America
ùillusionaryù
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