Flam 34

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 · 5 years ago

  

"Pickle in a Pickle" 
by oregano 

     Once upon a time there was a pickle who could not talk. He 
walked into a store and said, "Hi, I am a pickle and I would like 
a bag of cherries." Except he was not able to talk, something is 
wrong in this story; but still he got some cherries, but I forgot 
how.  Also I forgot that the pickle had no legs and so there was 
no way he could walk into the store. Maybe I have it all wrong 
and the pickle who could not walk and who could not talk did not 
get any cherries. 
     Wait here. 
     Wait. 
     Okay? 
     I am going to ask my Mom. 
     This will be very quick. 
     Wait. 
     Okay, I just asked her and she said she saw the pickle 
eating a bag of cherries and she was not sure how he got them and 
she said she is really busy right now and she might remember 
later and that right now you and me should go downstairs and 
watch TV or she is going to have to make it nap time and I am not 
really tired right now.