Flam 40

eZine lover (@eZine)

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 · 5 years ago

  

by aster 

haha upsidedown it is 

blurry upside down.  thats what the boy compalined about 

on his way to the supermarket 

"hi, im a pretentous bastard." 

"a what?" exclaimed the not so smart clerk 

"so things get left out" 

"huh?" 

"just give me my pickles." 

so the clerk took the money and the boy proceeded to open the jar and on 
his way home he ate one pickle for every 5 minutes.  it took him about 15 
minutes to walk home so he ate 3 pickles.  by this time the jar was 
looking rather empty, and so that the pickle loving boy would not have to 
return to the market that day, he hid them pickles under his pillow. 

the 

and so 

then he 

and in the morning, he found he had not slept well at all.