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Dumb Issue 001
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dumb issue number 001.
"irc - you're not missing anything." by, mogel
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look. it's like dumb... and stuff. don't get me wrong, this 'zine,
if you want to call it that, is nothing really serious. basically all it
does is provide me with a place to put some of my writing that i don't think
is fit for a real 'zine. as if. if anyone else would like to put some of
their writing that they don't think is fit for any other 'zine - it's all
good. i'm not picky, i'll put just about _anything_ in here. don't look
forward to a lot of issues, this is just a little side project of mine.
there will be _no_ rules, no set dates when it will be released, none of
that jazz. it's just "dumb".
oh. thank you mogel you big lub muffin for letting me use this as
the first dumb article. w00.
belial - are you going to hump that?
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irc log started mon dec 5 13:57
*** value of log set to on
/j #zines
*** mogel (doomed@voicenet.com) has joined channel #zines
*** topic for #zines: all the #zines girlies dig dto guys! ban them!
*** users on #zines: mogel @cerkit @murmur creed @oeb @notpip @metalchic
hal08 @gnn @mercuri @belial @rattle @suavedave
@fatslayer @slinky @tut
*** mode change "+o mogel" on channel #warez by cerkit
> i've got a boner with your name on it!
<cerkit> mogel; hey chum.
<belial> m0g3l#$#$$@#(!)@$!@#!@#)!#!@ eye phear@#$*#!@)#!@#(!@#!@#!@#
> hey, guys. what's up?
<cerkit> not much.
<belial> bored.
<creed> y0lk #108 - coming tonight!
<metalchic> w0ah it's like mogel & stuff!
> i don't know about you guys, but i'm feeling sassy!
*drunkfux* dto sux!@#@!# cdc forever@#!@#!@
/whois drunkfux
*** drunkfux is ~dfx@dazed.nol.net (/msg drunkfux xdcc list)
*** on channels: @#manson @#uk-punks @#realpunk @#oi!
@#manic_street_preachers @#vanilla_ice @#please_hammer_d0n't_hurt_'em!
@#debbie_gibson @#village_people #new_kids_on_the_bl0ck!
@#twisted_sister @#p0is0n @#quiet_ri0t @#kajagoogoo @#warrant
@#600lb_grotesquely_overweight_socially_rejected_cyber_ho's_who_get_
on_irc_&_pretend_to_be_105lb_blonde_bombshells_in_order_to_engage_in_
cybersex_with_no_life_d&d_playing_computer_nerds @#cdc @#bootlegs
*** on irc via server irc.cdc.net.
/msg drunkfux you phear.
<mercuri> hey, are you guys on a konf?
*hal08* ops!
<cerkit> werd to yer m0mma!@
*** gweeds (sanchez@ripco.com) has joined channel #zines
<gweeds> fags.
*** gweeds has left #zines
*metalchic* you've got a cute ass.
/msg metalchic i love it when you wiggle.
> tut: we're going to kill you at dummercon.
> tut? you there?
<cerkit> is tut ever there?
/whois tut
*** tut is kev@raven.cybercomm.net (thank god for hal08)
*** on channels: @#zines #lesbiansex #asiansex #mogelsex
*** on irc via server irc.rutgers.edu ([irc.rutgers.edu] rutgers university,
new brunswic)
*** tut has been idling for 8 months.
/msg tut where the heck are you!?
*** tut is away - lunch - message logged.
> man, that's spooky.
> hey!@ someone tell me some fun-ee irc jokes!@$#$#$#@
<oeb> how many ircops does it take to screw a light bulb?!
<mogel> TEE HEE HEE.
<suavedave> ** packs offered. /msg suavedave xdcc send #n for autosend #n
<suavedave> #1 kiddie porn pik [56kb, 1 file]
<mercuri> someone gimme konf info!
<murmur> some girl on #pixies is sending me naked pictures of her cat.
<oeb> why did ircop join the channel?
<oeb> kuz he got autoops!?@$?!$@?#
<mogel> HEE HEE. YOU GUYZ GET FUNNIER EVERY SECOND.
*suavedave* gimme ur login & password
<belial> there was this guy & he sucked so he lik came on irc & stuff & like
he sucked more an then like he went to some channel & he sucked
there too & like he got like banned & stuff.
*notpip* i was thinking of starting a new 'zine.
> hey, i just realized that this file was completely pointless.
<rattle> sort of like irc, huh?
<cerkit> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAL08 AND A PILE OF SHIT?
<cerkit> HAL08 HAS MORE FLIES!#%#$$@#$
<mercuri> konf me!
*** idiot (scriptpup@joemama.mit.edu) has joined channel #zines
<idiot> who invited me????
*** idiot has left #zines
<suavedave> d00dl3g33kz b3l0ng 1n #phr34k
*slinky* hello, mogel.
/msg slinky hey there.
/whois slinky
*** slinky is slinky@everything.god (TOUCH MY MONKEY)
*** on channels: @#zines
*** on irc via server irc.cris.com.
*** slinky is an irc operator (because he feels like it).
<notpip> AND SOME OF THE QUAINTEST LITTLE RED PILLZ THAT GO JUST GREAT WITH
IT. THEY MAKE YOUR EYES SWELL UP AND EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY COOL.
Y0U KN0W?
*zaph0d* you massinvite me yer ded
<mercuri> does anyone have an ftp site with a recent copy of satan?
*notpip* i think i'm gonna go make a gasp conf.
<cerkit> joo so crazy i think i wanna have joo baby!@
<metalchic> werkit cerkit
*slinky* pay ur homage to the slinky.
/msg slinky i do! i do!
*slinky* that's a good moggie. now dcc belial some warez.
/dcc send belial sailor.moon.pix.gz
*belial* thanks, d00d!@
*metalchic* i want you.
/msg metalchic i want me, too.
*cerkit* hey, are you hitting on my girl!@#?
<mercuri> if you guys aren't telling me about a konf, i'm gonna be mad.
/signoff man, i'm sexy!
irc log ended tue oct 3 13:58
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