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                                   THE FALL 
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                                 by Snarfblat 

Green as the leaves on the tress, Gumby stands 
Tall against the giant mountains 
Stretched before him endless fields 
He starts to move, a graceless mass 
of paint and clay. 
His plodding feet pound on the ground, 
as he races toward the blazing toxic waste 
Suddenly, the groung beneath him thins 
and he penetrates the surface of the tissue paper earth. 
And then, around him, walls appear where nothingness had been, 
and from the bottom of the pit cannon balls are hurled. 
His thick green blood splatters on the walls. 
And still, Gumby falls. 
Angry knives attack and slash away at Gumby's eyes, 
and then he lands, 
Impaled upon a giant knitting needle one thousand miles high, 
piercing him and shredding him 
until his breath gives way to te agonizing screams of 
Painful Death. 
Spinning,twisting,screaming, Gumby begins to implode, 
as his molecules warp away into a new dimension. 
And at the bottom of the pit a bloody gumwad lies 
among the greasy squirming pus that once was Gumby. 

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