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 1| THEFALL | SB| The Fall - A Poem about Gumby's gruesome End 
 2| RAD-MAN | AA| Radiation Man - A Tale of Nuclear Woe in Hicksville 
 3| BAGEL1  | AA| Bagel Man - Bagel Man's Inception 
 4| WINKYFLX| AA| The Book of Flux - The Bible of the Winky Flux 
 5| DISCOFUN| AA| Disco Can Be Fun! - A tale of a k-k00l disco king 
 6| EGGPLANT| TE| Eggplantistismistism - The cult of the almighty Eggplant 
 7| ERN&BERT| SB| How Ernie and Bert Came to Be - The Awful Truth 
 8| IPROSE-1| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 1 - Several Shorts 
 9| IPROSE-2| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 2 - Boxer Shorts 
10| LSTSOCKS| SB| Where Missing Socks From the Laundry Go - 'Nuff Said 
11| IPROSE-3| RT| Irrelevant Prose - Vol. 3 - Dancing with Farmer Brown 
12| RABBIT1 | AA| To Shave or not To Shave - A tale of Animal Testing 
13| KENNDEDY| SB| It Started with a Hernia - The truth about Kennedy's death 
14| CRUELTY | RT| Olfactory Cruelty - A tale of perfidious perfumery 
15| SANKHEZ | SB| Fred San-Khez... Vol. 1 & 2 - Captured chats by Fred himself 
16| ONLYONE | SB| My Only One - A poem of toxic mutant alien love 
17| BEDTIME | SB| A Bedtime Story - A cautionary/culinary tale for kids 
18| E-TALES1| SB| Elementary School Tales - Masterworks from 2nd & 3rd grade 
19| GOINCRZY| FP| Going Crazy - A poem of growing insanity 
20| SAYINGS1| SE| Sayings and Ancient Truths - from Schrodinger's Cat 
21| CLOWN2BE| RT| Clown TO BE Evil - A commentary/story of sorts 
22| ARTSYCM1| RT| The Artsy, Tortured Poet: Story and Commentary - Sheer art 
23| BK-LEM  | TE| The Gospel According to Lem - From the "Book of the Egg" 
24| FREECHAN| RT| Free Cable Channels: How & Now - Simplicity itself 
25| HLYTOAST| RT| The Holiness of Burnt Toast and the Parallel of the Seasons 
26| MONKEYPW| FH| The Monkey's Paw - Fishead's retelling of a timeless classic 
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Key to Writers: 
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     AA - Aldebaran Arghat          SB - Snarfblat  
     RT - Random Tox                FH - Fishead 
     TE - The Eternally Happy One   FP - The Facetious Little Pip 
     SE - Someone Else 
      

The Employee Roster: 
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     Random Tox        - CEO, The Durex Blender Corporation [Corpus Dei] 
     Aldebaran Arghat  - Director, Right-Hand Manliness Department 
     Snarfblat         - President, Neural Amusement Development Bureau 
     The Wekabeast     - Director, Battery-Powered Woodwind Laboratories 
     The Immortal Spam - Foreman, Acquisitions and Imports Department 

Freelancers: 
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     The Facetious Little Pip 
     The Eternally Happy One (T.E.H.O.) 
     Fishead 

The Durex Blender Corporation is affiliated with the Following: 
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     MondoPerplexion Magazine 
     Electronic Service Professionals 
     The Church of the Holy Tire Iron 
     The Eleventh New Reformed Orthodox Neo-NeuroGnostic Cabana of Sacred 
        Household Appliances and Retrosapient Thinking 

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