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Fred San-Khez, the Man from Brockton
Vol. 1 & 2
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Amusing Chats by Snarfblat
[ * - designates Mister Snarastaman ]
Vol. 1: Phoo.
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*hey
HIYA
*fred San-Khez right? from brockton? I thought i recognized you! so e
hold on there...I'm not him...that's what I wanted to tell you
*haha thats funny fred.you must be fred! only fred wopuld do that.so hows
*brenda?
I am serious...I checked your registry and I wanted to ask you a question that
is the only reason that I chatted you
*hmmm maybe you arent fred, but you sure act like him,what did you wanna ask?
Well, my brain isn't always connected properly
Vol. 2: Bhaz
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*You are Fred San-Khez from brockton right?
no
*Fred San-Khez from brockton! you must be
no i am not he sorry
*That's funny fred! haha only you would do something like that
like what?
*like say you werent you when I KNOW you are
ok so u got me? maybe
*hahahah! i thought so. remember that book,Drak Agnau? "The monkey has no
*eyebrows"? haha
that was a interesting book..
*yeah,when they did that satanic ritual. anyway, i was wondering if you
*remebered that bet we made...you said you would sacrifice a goat if I could
*stand upside down on a highway for 15 minutes. well, i did
*it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so go look
*for a goat! hahahahahahah have fun!
i have no proof that you did it.. i could always say i alreadt sacrificed the
goat..
*well, I have a tire mark on my left arm.and you can look it up at my
*hospital's records if you don't believe me
i believe u you sick sonof a bitch
*good. If you can't find a goat, I'll get one for you. My uncle knows trhese
*guys that breed sheep. I'll mail you one. You havent moved since you gave me
*your adress have you?
no i havent
*ok, thats good. well, call me when you are gonna do it. you still have my
*number?
somewhere i do
*ok thats good.
*do u know santropez?
a little bit
*what is your impression of him?
i havent really talked him alot, why?
*well he might think im someone else.. not sure why, but if he starts
*harrasing me, could u terll him im not... ok fred!?
bye.. ohh listen i wanna play dumb on here so dont blow my cover ok
*ok seeya around
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