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                              The Book of Flux 
                                     by 
                              Aldebaran Arghat 
				 
          Durex Publishing   -+--+--+--+--+--+-   May 20th, 1991 
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     In the beginning... there was all.  Not all in the sense of everything, 
but still, all.  And the all created form, and that form became Aldebaran. 
And on this first day, 'Deb rested.  And again, on the second and third days, 
'Deb rested.  But on the fourth day, 'Deb said the word.  And the word was 
'smurf'.  And thus were the smurfs, and there were of them 100, and the 
smurfs made spandex.  And the spandex was biodegradeable.  And it was good. 
And 'Deb smiled. But yet still, a great immesureable sorrow lay still in 
'Deb's heart. 
     His powers waning, 'Deb again concentrated his energies of good, and 
come was the Winky Flux.  And to the Winky Flux was given the powers of 
emotion and funk.  And with this Winky Flux did 'Deb create a power.  And 
this power was 'Faith No More'.  And of this power was the one called Mike 
Patton.  Upon this Mike Patton 'Deb did bestow all the powers of the Winky 
Flux.  For the Keeper of Sorrows, 'Deb did see his cause as lost, and so 
bestowed upon Mike Patton control of the Winky Flux, its powers to be used to 
harness and channel positive energies and emotion to those who are deserving. 
And with Mike Patton was the guardian of the Flux.  And upon this guardian 
did the Winky Flux bestow four steel rings of power.  And with these could 
the Winky Flux be protected.   
     And it came to pass that 'Deb lived on in the worlds of the mortals, 
denying himself the luxuries of the Winky Flux.  And did 'Deb cry out to the 
world his torments, and no hope from the world did come.  For the mortals, 
with the guidance of the Winky Flux, did prosper, and for those deserving of 
the Winky Flux did enjoy the boons of love and pleasure.  And in the dark 
annals of the world did wail 'Deb the torments of his self, and listen did 
some, and thus come the tale of the Winky Flux and the torments of the martyr 
'Deb to be known to this mortal world. 

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                                   Notes: 

     -In the video for epic, 'it' is used to represent the Winky Flux, for 
many do envy its power, and do wish to tear it from the protection of Faith 
No More, as is noted in the video. 
     -The Winky Flux is physically symbolized in a number of ways.  In Epic, 
the Winky Flux first is symbolized by the hand with mouth in palm, as the 
splattering liquid is the powers of the Winky Flux released.  And at the end 
of that video, the Winky Flux has taken the form of the pianist who is making 
the joys of music of the darkness of the human existance, the piano. As the 
piano explodes, it is symbolizing the outpour of positive energies from the 
plain human existance, as finally, the Flux overcomes social barriers 
allowing for the good of all. At the same time, the fish symbolizes 
Aldebaran, suffocating, destroying himself as he sees others live on in 
happiness and love. 
     - In Falling to Pieces, Mike Patton symbolizes tells the tale of the 
downfall of Aldebaran to his current mortal state of misery.  The Winky Flux 
in this video is symbolized by the clown suit, baseball bat and again, the 
hand with mouth. 
     - According to the Reverend Doktor Random Tox, "Bob" Dobbs' pipe is in 
fact the Winky Flux, which is ususally known by a less nonsensical name. 
Nonetheless, "Bob's" teaching is in line with that of the Winky Flux, leading 
some theologians, philosophers and telephone repairmen to believe that the 
Winky Flux is a nickname for Dobbs' incredible, massive, and awe inspiring 
male member. 

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(C)1991 by The Durex Blender Corporation & Aldebaran Arghat [5/20/91] 
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