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+ listings for dto issues 1-28 & specials -- by issue, author, & title +
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+ directory by issue
dto -- issue one
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undecided gumby
dto, downhome baked goodness, and you! black francis
a 'zine carol jamesy
guns for goths mogel
how to become a conservative nut for love and money! shadow tao
i wanna be a king, baby! mogel
phearnet vs. killer wombat mogel
the question of representive democracy murmur
piss them off eerie
the working class eightball
where have all my children gone? a reflection in six movements murmur
ozzy, you're the man fake scorpion
lavender -- condiments; chapter 417 murmur
blind love gumby
dto -- issue two
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one gunshot gumby
kixorin' bran' gnu flava in yah ear black francis
the most elite bbs in the world murmur
frannie's anarchy corner black francis
frannie's joke corner black francis
dweebs on tv mogel
hiroshima revisited shadow tao
barium enema eightball
logic schmogic mogel
insert witty title here mogel
world wide waste im2k
so hard to be punk eerie
mr. corporate gets wired shadow tao
why lollapalooza sucks fake scorpion
how to be an ansi phag! morpheus
elevator shadow tao
dto -- issue three
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pillow thalassocracy
gee, we really need more lobsters mogel
doomed to obscurity disorder
buggies of death; dto versus the amish shadow tao
biography dead cheese
who the hell cares? mogel
head like a dole sweeny erect
art is alive jamesy
gulags; formerly known as education sed
potato soup lobo
he gave it all away fake scorpion
fuck me, if you dare kaia
i must suck, for i am not beaten down by the man murmur
please excuse me; i'm feeling nauseous vanir
worcestershire sauce -- condiments; chapter 7 murmur
toilet fake scorpion
dto -- issue four
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my doggy neko
you're a damned weirdo mogel
the real world eerie
what do you think think of dto? mogel
technology knows no shame, the world i see has gone insane teletype
i was the second gunman in the kennedy assassination, sexy mama! edicius
pick your nose no matter who walks by you! base
sweet irony mogel
poison the gnn
broken shadow tao
'zines suck jamesy
operation streetpimp morpheus
where's that dignity i ordered? mogel
dew -- condiments; chapter 1/0 murmur
urination y-windoze
dto -- issue five
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ice cream truck fake scorpion
black francis quits mogel
white lumps: egg's poo dead cheese
dear moggie; a guide to modern love... mogel
it's not that hard, really murmur
statistics fake scorpion
the amazing story of processed apple strudel neko
respect & tolerance; my own private anarchy eerie
my fate -- your doom fake scorpion
fat niggaz step to ma skillz dead cheese
i don't know what, but something's wrong sed
suck a tomato juke
...& silently, he died shadow tao
tee-fuckin'-hee kojak
sage -- condiments; chapter 175 murmur
ascii toons black francis
contemptible breakfast shadow tao
dto -- issue six
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immunity integral crank
this is where the editorial goes murmur
it's live shadow tao
white lumps: the day the cabbage cried dead cheese
can you find the encoded message? fake scorpion
a man rolled up like a ball juke
power of cock fake scorpion
sunday morning (gas station blues) styx
if i were you i'd shoot myself sed
the uncool kid creed
the adventures of mbujn & zrplouc eerie
heinous chimera crank
warez da warez? mogel
scenes of the common & the ephemere, part one eerie
androgynous mind fake scorpion
you crazy bastard! mogel
sugar -- condiments; chapter 1/2 murmur
ode to a pancake eightball
dto -- issue seven
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i win a cookie mogel
the dto manifesto dto inner circle
a story jamesy
press your lips against my buttock, suction practicing person! eerie
the crane & the crow shadow tao
<insert penis> fake scorpion
it's 9:15am, do you know if your brain works? kojak
the simmons family saga, continued sweeney erect
regrets murmur
the day the geek snapped creed
to forgive & regret styx
the chaos theory; friday, july 15 eerie
my name is mud murmur
hapless in the hands of some kind of god crank
parsley -- condiments; chapter 173 murmur
demons breed at computer city crank
dto -- issue eight
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straight outta hatboro black francis
an ode to noodles black francis
dewmed -- part one jamesy
monumental misunderstandings throughout world history... black francis
me three!@#% mogel
downward blinded gluesniffer trip to hometown america eerie
hate is a bald guy named steve shadow tao
how to make an ansi bomb belial
the elf says... creed
ascii-toons black francis
artichoke powder -- condiments; chapter 563 murmur
FUCK YOU, HOOKER styx
did i mention i'm a bastard? jamesy
a portrait of a naked chick with big tits... black francis
the chaos theory; saturday, july 16 eerie
frannie's poetry corner black francis
doomed to obscurity wacky fold-in black francis
dto -- issue nine
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scenes of the common & the ephemere, part two eerie
girls can't write jamesy
white lumps: big num nums dead cheese
sliced & diced hooker in a ziplock bag styx
videogames stole my childhood morpheus
paranoid & justified eerie
god likes dto mogel
a multi-cultural spectrum of anger creed
a whimsical treatise on the topic of interdimensional... teletype
the conversation jamesy
black shoe, blue shoe juke
kelly gets her tonsils out murmur
wild jesus dead cheese
ritalin -- condiments; chapter 815 murmur
my belly mogel
ascii stoopit strips: bob's bucket bonanza dead cheese
the chaos theory; sunday, july 17 eerie
bread ogre de latoya
dto -- issue ten
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my heart belongs to ramen soup mogel
white lumps: someone likes the outdoors a lot! dead cheese
identity crisis kaia
julian simmons & the psychic friends network sweeney erect
the happy game juke
why everyone should smoke pot styx
a girl he never met kojak
gimme access! mogel
we are the sons of no one murmur
no outlet crank
phat rhymes & dope thymes: old skool dead cheese
you think it's over now? jamesy
i bet it would be really funny if puck
shine six/eight & the last musty smells eerie
asking for it black francis
nowhere to go but up? who says we're moving? whoops
realize shadow tao
the original evil sugar -- condiments; chapter 1000 murmur
mistaken girlie17
dto -- issue eleven
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i know you shadow tao
happy juice -- condiments; chapter 3,014 murmur
sick call yohan bawk
demented grandpa tao stories: 'bible fun!' shadow tao
mirror orestes
the inconsistencies of the time-space continuum... the masked marauder
thirty seconds at pratt & sheridan kojak
the girlfriend sweeney erect
the chaos theory; monday, july 18 eerie
eggplant parmesan creed
don't try to understand girlie17
wish fake scorpion
all it took was one miracle e-mail whisper
present company excluded creed
into every sunset a little acid rain must fall murmur
dummercon update mogel
deliverance shadow tao
self-respect girlie17
dto -- issue twelve
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and now, i'm home eerie
love letters in the sand jamesy
the moose & the beaver murmur
because i said so mogel
sensory stroke morpheus
this is not an exit fake scorpion
sasparilla -- condiments; chapter 81 murmur
auld ang syne shadow tao
umm... go away girlie17
the chaos theory; tuesday, july 19 eerie
to be puck
discourse on nihilism sed
i will fly to the sun, beat it, & be free juke
just a girl eerie
syntax error styx
guess what! girlie17
dto -- issue thirteen
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editorial jamesy
cat story oregano
southborough reservoir eerie
you can't be too careful these days! trilobyte
divine this time crank
a rant mogel
jesus on the run sweeney erect
a jamesy article jamesy
the hangover eerie
wherefore art thou dummercon? murmur
untitled girlie17
love & hand grenades puck
bodily orifice -- condiments; chapter 5004 murmur
you've been had! creed
the chaos theory; wednesday, july 20 eerie
encyclopedia mogel in: archie's stuck in the laundry chute! jamesy
dto -- issue fourteen
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yeah yeah yeah mogel
letters to the editor letters to the editor
clusterfuck sweeney erect
less than lonely crank
discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena mogel & kaia
mincemeat -- condiments; chapter 444 murmur
julian simmons & the psychic lover's network jamesy
space & the reason tomithy's pudding was on the floor puck
cunt licker eerie
my wings are stuck juke
gechoes jamesy
have you ever had jaundice? murmur
who cares? girlie17
mind over bladder mogel
mary's gone to sleep eerie
when the bough breaks shadow tao
dto -- issue fifteen
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information or something murmur
an american sartori sweeney erect
dto and the continuing war against dumb people mogel
addendum murmur
that deep, deep lake called life juke
dr. cohen, his minion, and the games we played today styx
doomed to obscurity news brief murmur
quake rocks middle east jamesy
kitchen helper oregano
the $10,000 tab yumas
vampyre murmur
the shadow sweeney erect
the harlequin base
rind -- condiments; chapter 818 murmur
the bigot dance shadow tao
i drink, therefor puck
megan (an abridged story of two failures) eerie
a story about a twelve year old boy named sammy cagnobalia... styx
dto -- issue sixteen
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look at me! mogel
new rules of romance sweeney erect
coffee showdown oregano
al and jane: modern day hypocracy trilobyte
an evil town ed hamilton
condiments chapter 610: birch murmur
i don't wanna eat!!!!! styx
kinda sugaree charms anti-hero
letters to the editor editor
can't you see my walls are crumbling? jamesy
crazy people puck
i am cool creed
let's pretend it's not pathetic mogel
true to life murmur
dto -- issue seventeen
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oprah was right mogel
ramble murmur
go jump off a bridge dash
three things they haven't learned puck
a discourse on the flaws of standard debate *or* U R DUM !!1 mogel
strawberry sorbet mooer
old people, their feelings, and what have you trilobyte
four juke
shalla neko
specification versus exploration in western education yumas
broom -- condiments; chapter 2890 murmur
familure crank
improviso puck
entertainment eerie
drifting gently in the sky shadow tao
2084 creed
three swedes take on a wildeyak while eating bologna... nybar
justification jamesy
coming home kaia
syntax error; part 2 styx
dto -- issue eighteen
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life's a dye, & then you bitch eerie
red dye number ten spiff
persephone's cross eerie
quiescent zeus fake scorpion
take a trip mogel
peacfull, in away. also frightning styx
persephone's cross shadow tao
bullseye -- condiments; chapter 777 murmur
gift jamesy
dto -- issue nineteen
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my editorial puck
peachy trilobyte
when entering studio, [k]nock: ACT I murmur
mode change killarney
the most intelligent being on the planet styx
taming the mind; an overview of mental projecting gaurdian
a failure that binds a life to a life crank
the constitution of the eternally depressed and confused neko
video games were better in the early to mid-80s, damn it! murmur
white noise kaia
spinach -- condiments; chapter 133 murmur
the elephant king puck
dto -- issue twenty
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everybody loves mogel! mogel
big fucking aneurysm -- diseases; chapter 26 kaia
dip switch militia morpheus
julian simmons babysits sweeney erect
very indie murmur
barbarian enema mogel
the severed bloody arm of the manatee rattle
bored styx
mastokistic luv trilobyte
deep phorce
the #preschool faq! jamesy
why i wrote for dto graywolf
earl creed
super salad murmur
post more marlena pics and sites styx
facsimile murmur
quench it oregano
love affair in room 212 trip
we did your dad morpheus
spoon & fork, crazy lovin' style trilobyte
TEN EZ STEPZ 2 HAVIN ORAL SEX!!!!! crank
a guide to the only method left on planet earth that can... mogel
you really need to get a life... styx
thanks for your order, rick! rick chen
ascii toons: straight-edge comix! mogel
rollerblades are gay murmur
my sister sucks styx
scurvy -- diseases; chapter 1013 mogel
the rice submissions jamesy
who is this guy? mercuri
sardines trilobyte
winnie and arnold revisited jamesy
life is tough for jason farnon mogel
a failure that grinds a life to a life jamesy
talcum powder -- condiments; chapter 732 murmur
normal day nybar
dto -- issue twenty-one
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indescribably wet fellatio styx
shiny new car (typical generic love story) zircus
darkness creed
smother eerie
cry baby cry mooer
god hates you jamesy
elvis does it again squinky
not so fancy ketchup -- condiments; chapter 101 murmur
the chaos theory; thursday, july 21 eerie
regrets -- first blood, part two jamesy
counterpart crank
xyz, abc, & me mogel
more from, and yet more from murmur
herpes is forever puck
dto -- issue twenty-two
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hopelessly sexy mogel
immobility trilobyte
the juice of life oregano
my jedi journal the vindicator
let's be friends y-windoze
no frills vanir
emasculation mooer
that peppers shit from steak 'n' shake -- condiments; chapter 55 murmur
the chaos theory; friday, july 22 eerie
these jokes are GREAT! puck
tonight on tv oregano
thorough situational mindfuck d. mcdaniel
kitty-cat murmur
purple finger nails and black latex make for a free man jook
the human flaw eerie
dto -- issue twenty-three
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slack motherfuckers murmur
be the best girl you possibly can be! sweeney erect
immolation killarney
untitled hieronymous breughel
the cliff, marilyn manson, & beer the arts student f.k.a. euan
mogel appeared to me in a dream and made me write this eerie
the museum dan greenwell
toothpaste shavins -- condiments; chapter 1400 murmur
the chaos theory; saturday, july 23 eerie
tabula rousseau mooer
untitled snufkin
toys that caress her shroud
undergarments for the short, round figure goldy the pimp from pamona
xeper and piztok juan cristobal
dto -- issue twenty-four
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here is the address mogel, eerie, mooer, & kaia
letters to the editor letters to the editor
dry thoughts from a dry brain sweeney erect
divine database d. mcdaniel
racism: from class to classroom murmur
wet leaves jamesy
aura of saber-toothed tiger -- condiments; chapter #4893 murmur
a blast from the 80s jamesy
beard club oregano
igneous rocks are cool styx
dance ballerina eerie
the colonoscopy conspiracy (chapter dog) zircus
the chaos theory; sunday, july 24 eerie
monthly report, june '98 esso
pee shy puck
dto -- issue twenty-five
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mogel gets open heart surgery jamesy
letters to the editor letters to the editor
kamikaze puck
timmy meow
tongue of whey -- condiments; chapter 9234 murmur
the intricacies of portable toilets d. mcdaniel
jesus was gay sweeney erect
new world disorder: conventional measures fall short murmur
cold turkey jamesy
upward mobility potential styx
the great brain creed
accepting forever anya
the chaos theory; monday, july 25th eerie
for amy pezmonkey
yes, ok mogel
the mix tape esso
dto -- issue twenty-six
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opium man? what the hell is wrong with me? quarex
letters to the editor letters to the editor
rgb owns you: copyright laws make art a hazardous pastime eerie
sequels to look for in 1998 cmw kids
honeysuckle -- condiments; chapter 80 murmur
a simmons carol sweeney erect
flying teapot ashtray heart
japan my ass puck
we enjoy it sweeney erect
the lowdown on ease and serenity with a woman at a river d. mcdaniel
the chaos theory; tuesday, july 26th eerie
mom never learned how to swim mooer
one nation under eerie
dto -- issue twenty-seven
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valentine's day greeting pezmonkey
how to be smart ashtray heart
my intestinal companion moonbagel
cream of gop -- condiments; chapter 704 murmur
the unforgivable sin sweeney erect
syncopation nation bor
on love and on friendship puck
human cloning for fun and profit: the fight between religion... shadow tao
make money fast trilobyte
clouds and the blue, blue sky moonbagel
consume, be fruitful, and multiply creed
djarum super (i love you, roxy) pezmonkey
sensory apparatus buffet mike halchin
the chaos theory; wednesday, july 27th eerie
raped anya
dto -- issue twenty-eight
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tee-hee! mogel
the christian transformers ashtray heart
thumbs-up for doody puck
frump-nosed chives -- condiments; chapter 8934 murmur
all about lint aster
the unwritten works of ashtray heart ashtray heart
changing the face and future of america zooey
life, liberty, and the pursuit of randomness jayatri
gates and the technicolor monopoly andygee
remembering halo jamesy
personal choice killarney
nights like this disorder
sometimes i wonder razorblades & bandaids
gone missing base
growing up dead zilla
the 4:30 am onslaught jook
dto -- issue thirty-eight
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doomed to obscurity #38 trilobyte
dto -- special issue one
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tale of events at duhcon mogel
reflections murmur
dummercon '96 live dummercon attendees
dto -- special issue two
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tlorah returns mogel
dead cheese's philosophical compendium of the universe dead cheese
dto.illinois: on the road shadow tao & murmur
dto -- special issue three
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preface mogel
dead star eerie
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andygee
gates and the technicolor monopoly issue 28
anti-hero
kinda sugaree charms issue 16
anya
accepting forever issue 25
raped issue 27
ashtray heart
flying teapot issue 26
how to be smart issue 27
the christian transformers issue 28
the unwritten works of ashtray heart issue 28
aster
all about lint issue 28
base
gone missing issue 28
pick your nose no matter who walks by you! issue 4
the harlequin issue 15
belial
how to make an ansi bomb issue 8
black francis
an ode to noodles issue 8
a portrait of a naked chick with big tits... issue 8
ascii toons issue 5
ascii-toons issue 8
asking for it issue 10
doomed to obscurity wacky fold-in issue 8
dto, downhome baked goodness, and you! issue 1
frannie's anarchy corner issue 2
frannie's joke corner issue 2
frannie's poetry corner issue 8
kixorin' bran' gnu flava in yah ear issue 2
monumental misunderstandings throughout world history... issue 8
straight outta hatboro issue 8
bor
syncopation nation issue 27
cmw kids
sequels to look for in 1998 issue 26
crank
a failure that binds a life to a life issue 19
counterpart issue 21
demons breed at computer city issue 7
divine this time issue 13
familure issue 17
hapless in the hands of some kind of god issue 7
heinous chimera issue 6
immunity integral issue 6
less than lonely issue 14
no outlet issue 10
TEN EZ STEPZ 2 HAVIN ORAL SEX!!!!! issue 20
creed
2084 issue 17
a multi-cultural spectrum of anger issue 9
consume, be fruitful, and multiply issue 27
darkness issue 21
earl issue 20
eggplant parmesan issue 11
i am cool issue 16
present company excluded issue 11
the day the geek snapped issue 7
the elf says... issue 8
the great brain issue 25
the uncool kid issue 6
you've been had! issue 13
dan greenwell
the museum issue 23
dash
go jump off a bridge issue 17
dead cheese
biography issue 3
dead cheese's philosophical compendium of the universe special 2
fat niggaz step to ma skillz issue 5
phat rhymes & dope thymes: old skool issue 10
white lumps: big num nums issue 9
white lumps: egg's poo issue 5
white lumps: someone likes the outdoors a lot! issue 10
white lumps: the day the cabbage cried issue 6
wild jesus issue 9
ascii stoopit strips: bob's bucket bonanza issue 9
disorder
doomed to obscurity issue 3
nights like this issue 28
d. mcdaniel
divine database issue 24
the intricacies of portable toilets issue 25
the lowdown on ease and serenity with a woman at a river issue 26
thorough situational mindfuck issue 22
dto inner circle
the dto manifesto issue 7
dummercon attendees
dummercon '96 live special 1
ed hamilton
an evil town issue 16
edicius
i was the second gunman in the kennedy assassination, sexy mama! issue 4
eerie
and now, i'm home issue 12
cunt licker issue 14
dance ballerina issue 24
dead star special 3
downward blinded gluesniffer trip to hometown america issue 8
entertainment issue 17
just a girl issue 12
life's a dye, & then you bitch issue 18
mary's gone to sleep issue 14
megan (an abridged story of two failures) issue 15
mogel appeared to me in a dream and made me write this issue 23
one nation under issue 26
paranoid & justified issue 9
persephone's cross issue 19
piss them off issue 1
press your lips against my buttock, suction practicing person! issue 7
respect & tolerance; my own private anarchy issue 5
rgb owns you: copyright laws make art a hazardous pastime issue 26
scenes of the common & the ephemere, part one issue 6
scenes of the common & the ephemere, part two issue 9
shine six/eight & the last musty smells issue 10
smother issue 21
so hard to be punk issue 2
southborough reservoir issue 13
the adventures of mbujn & zrplouc issue 6
the chaos theory; friday, july 15th issue 7
the chaos theory; saturday, july 16th issue 8
the chaos theory; sunday, july 17th issue 9
the chaos theory; monday, july 18th issue 11
the chaos theory; tuesday, july 19th issue 12
the chaos theory; wednesday, july 20th issue 13
the chaos theory; thursday, july 21st issue 21
the chaos theory; friday, july 22nd issue 22
the chaos theory; saturday, july 23rd issue 23
the chaos theory; sunday, july 24th issue 24
the chaos theory; monday, july 25th issue 25
the chaos theory; tuesday, july 26th issue 26
the chaos theory; wednesday, july 27th issue 27
the hangover issue 13
the human flaw issue 22
the real world issue 4
eightball
barium enema issue 2
ode to a pancake issue 6
the working class issue 1
esso
monthly report, june '98 issue 24
the mix tape issue 25
fake scorpion
androgynous mind issue 6
can you find the encoded message? issue 6
he gave it all away issue 3
ice cream truck issue 5
<insert penis> issue 7
my fate -- your doom issue 5
ozzy, you're the man issue 1
power of cock issue 6
quiescent zeus issue 18
statistics issue 5
this is not an exit issue 12
toilet issue 3
wish issue 11
why lollapalooza sucks issue 2
gaurdian
taming the mind; an overview of mental projecting issue 19
girlie17
don't try to understand issue 11
guess what! issue 12
mistaken issue 10
self-respect issue 11
umm... go away issue 12
untitled issue 13
who cares? issue 14
goldy the pimp from pamona
undergarments for the short, round figure issue 23
graywolf
why i wrote for dto issue 20
gumby
blind love issue 1
one gunshot issue 2
undecided issue 1
hieronymous breughel
untitled issue 23
im2k
world wide waste issue 2
jamesy
a blast from the 80s issue 24
a failure that grinds a life to a life issue 20
a jamesy article issue 13
art is alive issue 3
a story issue 7
a 'zine carol issue 1
can't you see my walls are crumbling? issue 16
cold turkey issue 25
dewmed -- part one issue 8
did i mention i'm a bastard? issue 8
editorial issue 13
encyclopedia mogel in: archie's stuck in the laundry chute! issue 13
gechoes issue 14
gift issue 18
girls can't write issue 9
god hates you issue 21
julian simmons & the psychic lover's network issue 14
justification issue 17
love letters in the sand issue 12
mogel gets open heart surgery issue 25
quake rocks middle east issue 15
regrets -- first blood, part two issue 21
remembering halo issue 28
the conversation issue 9
the #preschool faq! issue 20
the rice submissions issue 20
wet leaves issue 24
winnie and arnold revisited issue 20
you think it's over now? issue 10
'zines suck issue 4
jayatri
life, liberty, and the pursuit of randomness issue 28
jook
a man rolled up like a ball issue 6
black shoe, blue shoe issue 9
four issue 17
i will fly to the sun, beat it, & be free issue 12
my wings are stuck issue 14
suck a tomato issue 5
that deep, deep lake called life issue 15
the 4:30 am onslaught issue 28
the happy game issue 10
purple finger nails and black latex make for a free man issue 22
juan cristobal
xeper and piztok issue 23
kaia
big fucking aneurysm -- diseases; chapter 26 issue 20
coming home issue 17
discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena issue 14
fuck me, if you dare issue 3
identity crisis issue 10
white noise issue 19
killarney
immolation issue 23
mode change issue 19
personal choice issue 28
kojak
a girl he never met issue 10
it's 9:15am, do you know if your brain works? issue 7
tee-fuckin'-hee issue 5
thirty seconds at pratt & sheridan issue 11
lobo
potato soup issue 3
meow
timmy issue 25
mercuri
who is this guy? issue 20
mike halchin
sensory apparatus buffet issue 27
mogel
a discourse on the flaws of standard debate *or* U R DUM !!1 issue 17
a guide to the only method left on planet earth that can... issue 20
a rant issue 13
ascii toons: straight-edge comix! issue 20
barbarian enema issue 20
because i said so issue 12
black francis quits issue 5
dear moggie; a guide to modern love... issue 5
discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena issue 14
dto and the continuing war against dumb people issue 15
dummercon update issue 11
dweebs on tv issue 2
everybody loves mogel! issue 20
gee, we really need more lobsters issue 3
gimme access! issue 10
god likes dto issue 9
guns for goths issue 1
here is the address issue 24
hopelessly sexy issue 22
insert witty title here issue 2
i wanna be a king, baby! issue 1
i win a cookie issue 7
let's pretend it's not pathetic issue 16
life is tough for jason farnon issue 20
logic schmogic issue 2
look at me! issue 16
me three!@#% issue 8
mind over bladder issue 14
my belly issue 9
my heart belongs to ramen soup issue 10
oprah was right issue 17
phearnet vs. killer wombat issue 1
preface special 3
scurvy -- diseases; chapter 1013 issue 20
sweet irony issue 4
take a trip issue 18
tale of events at duhcon special 1
tee-hee! issue 28
tlorah returns special 2
warez da warez? issue 6
what do you think think of dto? issue 4
where's that dignity i ordered? issue 4
who the hell cares? issue 3
xyz, abc, & me issue 21
yes, ok issue 25
you crazy bastard! issue 6
yeah yeah yeah issue 14
you're a damned weirdo issue 4
mooer
emasculation issue 22
cry baby cry issue 21
mom never learned how to swim issue 26
strawberry sorbet issue 17
tabula rousseau issue 23
moonbagel
clouds and the blue, blue sky issue 27
my intestinal companion issue 27
morpheus
dip switch militia issue 20
how to be an ansi phag! issue 2
operation streetpimp issue 4
sensory stroke issue 12
videogames stole my childhood issue 9
we did your dad issue 20
murmur
addendum issue 15
artichoke powder -- condiments; chapter 563 issue 8
aura of saber-toothed tiger -- condiments; chapter #4893 issue 24
birch -- condiments; chapter 610 issue 16
bodily orifice -- condiments; chapter 5004 issue 13
broom -- condiments; chapter 2890 issue 17
bullseye -- condiments; chapter 777 issue 18
cream of gop -- condiments; chapter 704 issue 27
dew -- condiments; chapter 1/0 issue 4
doomed to obscurity news brief issue 15
dto.illinois: on the road special 2
facsimile issue 20
frump-nosed chives -- condiments; chapter 8934 issue 28
happy juice -- condiments; chapter 3,014 issue 11
have you ever had jaundice? issue 14
honeysuckle -- condiments; chapter 80 issue 26
i must suck, for i am not beaten down by the man issue 3
information or something issue 15
into every sunset a little acid rain must fall issue 11
it's not that hard, really issue 5
kelly gets her tonsils out issue 9
kitty-cat issue 22
lavender -- condiments; chapter 417 issue 1
mincemeat -- condiments; chapter 444 issue 14
more from, and yet more from issue 21
my name is mud issue 7
new world disorder: conventional measures fall short issue 25
not so fancy ketchup -- condiments; chapter 101 issue 21
parsley -- condiments; chapter 173 issue 7
racism: from class to classroom issue 24
ramble issue 17
reflections special 1
regrets issue 7
rind -- condiments; chapter 818 issue 15
ritalin -- condiments; chapter 815 issue 9
rollerblades are gay issue 20
sage -- condiments; chapter 175 issue 5
sasparilla -- condiments; chapter 81 issue 12
slack motherfuckers issue 23
spinach -- condiments; chapter 133 issue 19
sugar -- condiments; chapter 1/2
issue 6
super salad issue 20
talcum powder -- condiments; chapter 732 issue 20
that peppers shit from steak 'n' shake -- condiments; chap. 55 issue 22
the moose & the beaver issue 12
the most elite bbs in the world issue 2
the original evil sugar -- condiments; chapter 1000 issue 10
the question of representive democracy issue 1
this is where the editorial goes issue 6
tongue of whey -- condiments; chapter 9234 issue 25
toothpaste shavins -- condiments; chapter 1400 issue 23
true to life issue 16
vampyre issue 15
very indie issue 20
video games were better in the early to mid-80s, damn it! issue 19
we are the sons of no one issue 10
when entering studio, [k]nock: ACT I issue 19
wherefore art thou dummercon? issue 13
where have all my children gone? a reflection in six movements issue 1
worcestershire sauce -- condiments; chapter 7 issue 3
neko
my doggy issue 4
shalla issue 17
the amazing story of processed apple strudel issue 5
the constitution of the eternally depressed and confused issue 19
nybar
normal day issue 20
three swedes take on a wildeyak while eating bologna... issue 17
ogre de latoya
bread issue 9
oregano
beard club issue 24
cat story issue 13
coffee showdown issue 16
kitchen helper issue 15
quench it issue 20
the juice of life issue 22
tonight on tv issue 22
orestes
mirror issue 11
pezmonkey
djarum super (i love you, roxy) issue 27
for amy issue 25
valentine's day greeting issue 27
phorce
deep issue 20
puck
crazy people issue 16
herpes is forever issue 21
i bet it would be really funny if issue 10
i drink, therefor issue 15
improviso issue 17
japan my ass issue 26
kamikaze issue 25
love & hand grenades issue 13
my editorial issue 19
on love and on friendship issue 27
pee shy issue 24
space & the reason tomithy's pudding was on the floor issue 14
the elephant king issue 19
these jokes are GREAT! issue 22
three things they haven't learned issue 17
thumbs-up for doody issue 28
to be issue 12
quarex
opium man? what the hell is wrong with me? issue 26
rattle
the severed bloody arm of the manatee issue 20
razorblades & bandaids
sometimes i wonder issue 28
sed
discourse on nihilism issue 12
gulags; formerly known as education issue 3
i don't know what, but something's wrong issue 5
if i were you i'd shoot myself issue 6
shadow tao
...& silently, he died issue 5
auld ang syne issue 12
broken issue 4
buggies of death; dto versus the amish issue 3
contemptible breakfast issue 5
deliverance issue 11
demented grandpa tao stories: 'bible fun!' issue 11
drifting gently in the sky issue 17
dto.illinois: on the road special 2
elevator issue 2
hate is a bald guy named steve issue 8
hiroshima revisited issue 2
how to become a conservative nut for love and money! issue 1
human cloning for fun and profit: the fight between religion... issue 27
i know you issue 11
it's live issue 6
mr. corporate gets wired issue 2
persephone's cross issue 18
realize issue 10
the bigot dance issue 15
the crane & the crow issue 7
when the bough breaks issue 14
shroud
toys that caress her
snufkin
untitled
spiff
red dye number ten issue 18
squinky
elvis does it again issue 21
styx
a story about a twelve year old boy named sammy cagnobalia... issue 15
bored issue 20
dr. cohen, his minion, and the games we played today issue 15
FUCK YOU, HOOKER issue 8
i don't wanna eat!!!!! issue 16
igneous rocks are cool issue 24
indescribably wet fellatio issue 21
my sister sucks issue 20
peacfull, in away. also frightning issue 18
post more marlena pics and sites issue 20
to forgive & regret issue 7
sliced & diced hooker in a ziplock bag issue 9
sunday morning (gas station blues) issue 6
syntax error issue 12
syntax error; part 2 issue 17
the most intelligent being on the planet issue 19
upward mobility potential issue 25
why everyone should smoke pot issue 10
you really need to get a life... issue 20
sweeney erect
an american sartori issue 15
a simmons carol issue 26
be the best girl you possibly can be! issue 23
clusterfuck issue 14
dry thoughts from a dry brain issue 24
head like a dole issue 3
jesus on the run issue 13
jesus was gay issue 25
julian simmons & the psychic friends network issue 10
julian simmons babysits issue 20
new rules of romance issue 16
the girlfriend issue 11
the shadow issue 15
the simmons family saga, continued issue 7
the unforgivable sin issue 27
we enjoy it issue 26
teletype
a whimsical treatise on the topic of interdimensional... issue 9
technology knows no shame, the world i see has gone insane issue 4
thalassocracy
my pillow issue 3
the arts student f.k.a. euan
the cliff, marilyn manson, & beer issue 23
the gnn
poison issue 4
the masked marauder
the inconsistencies of the time-space continuum... issue 11
the vindicator
my jedi journal issue 22
trilobyte
al and jane: modern day hypocracy issue 16
doomed to obscurity #38 issue 38
immobility issue 22
make money fast issue 27
mastokistic luv issue 20
old people, their feelings, and what have you issue 17
peachy issue 19
sardines issue 20
spoon & fork, crazy lovin' style issue 20
you can't be too careful these days! issue 13
trip
love affair in room 212 issue 20
vanir
no frills issue 22
please excuse me; i'm feeling nauseous issue 3
whisper
all it took was one miracle e-mail issue 11
whoops
nowhere to go but up? who says we're moving? issue 10
yohan bawk
sick call issue 11
yumas
specification versus exploration in western education issue 17
the $10,000 tab issue 15
y-windoze
urination issue 4
let's be friends issue 22
zilla
growing up dead issue 28
zircus
shiny new car (typical generic love story) issue 21
the colonoscopy conspiracy (chapter dog) issue 24
zooey
changing the face and future of america issue 28
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+ directory by title
a blast from the 80s
issue 24 -- jamesy
accepting forever
issue 25 -- anya
addendum
issue 15 -- murmur
a discourse on the flaws of standard debate *or* U R DUM !!1
issue 17 -- mogel
a failure that binds a life to a life
issue 19 -- crank
a failure that grinds a life to a life
issue 20 -- jamesy
a girl he never met
issue 10 -- kojak
a guide to the only method left on planet earth that can...
issue 20 -- mogel
a jamesy article
issue 13 -- jamesy
al and jane: modern day hypocracy
issue 16 -- trilobyte
all about lint
issue 28 -- aster
all it took was one miracle e-mail
issue 11 -- whisper
a man rolled up like a ball
issue 6 -- jook
a multi-cultural spectrum of anger
issue 9 -- creed
an american sartori
issue 15 -- sweeney erect
and now, i'm home
issue 12 -- eerie
androgynous mind
issue 6 -- fake scorpion
...& silently, he died
issue 5 -- shadow tao
an evil town
issue 16 -- ed hamilton
an ode to noodles
issue 8 -- black francis
a portrait of a naked chick with big tits...
issue 8 -- black francis
a rant
issue 13 -- mogel
artichoke powder - condiments; chapter 563
issue 8 -- murmur
art is alive
issue 3 -- jamesy
ascii stoopit strips: bob's bucket bonanza
issue 9 -- dead cheese
ascii toons
issue 5 -- black francis
ascii-toons
issue 8 -- black francis
ascii toons: straight-edge comix!
issue 20 -- mogel
a simmons carol
issue 26 -- sweeney erect
asking for it
issue 10 -- black francis
a story
issue 7 -- jamesy
a story about a twelve year old boy named sammy cagnobalia...
issue 15 -- styx
auld ang syne
issue 12 -- shadow tao
aura of saber-toothed tiger -- condiments; chapter #4893
issue 24 -- murmur
a whimsical treatise on the topic of interdimensional...
issue 9 -- teletype
a 'zine carol
issue 1 -- jamesy
barbarian enema
issue 20 -- mogel
barium enema
issue 2 -- eightball
beard club
issue 24 -- oregano
because i said so
issue 12 -- mogel
be the best girl you possibly can be!
issue 23 -- sweeney erect
big fucking aneurysm -- diseases; chapter 26
issue 20 -- kaia
birch - condiments; chapter 610
issue 16 -- murmur
biography
issue 3 -- dead cheese
black francis quits
issue 5 -- mogel
black shoe, blue shoe
issue 9 -- jook
bored
issue 20 -- styx
bread
issue 9 -- ogre de latoya
broom - condiments; chapter 2890
issue 17 -- murmur
blind love
issue 1 -- gumby
bodily orifice - condiments; chapter 5004
issue 13 -- murmur
broken
issue 4 -- shadow tao
buggies of death; dto versus the amish
issue 3 -- shadow tao
bullseye - condiments; chapter 777
issue 18 -- murmur
can you find the encoded message?
issue 6 -- fake scorpion
can't you see my walls are crumbling?
issue 16 -- jamesy
cat story
issue 13 -- oregano
changing the face and future of america
issue 28 -- zooey
clouds and the blue, blue sky
issue 27 -- moonbagel
clusterfuck
issue 14 -- sweeney erect
cry baby cry
issue 21 -- mooer
coffee showdown
issue 16 -- oregano
cold turkey
issue 25 -- jamesy
coming home
issue 17 -- kaia
consume, be fruitful, and multiply
issue 27 -- creed
contemptible breakfast
issue 5 -- shadow tao
counterpart
issue 21 -- crank
crazy people
issue 16 -- puck
cream of gop -- condiments; chapter 704
issue 27 -- murmur
cunt licker
issue 14 -- eerie
dance ballerina
issue 24 -- eerie
darkness
issue 21 -- creed
dead cheese's philosophical compendium of the universe
special 2 -- dead cheese
dead star
special 3 -- eerie
dear moggie; a guide to modern love on the information superhighway
issue 5 -- mogel
deep
issue 20 -- phorce
deliverance
issue 11 -- shadow tao
demented grandpa tao stories: 'bible fun!'
issue 11 -- shadow tao
demons breed at computer city
issue 7 -- crank
dew - condiments; chapter 1/0
issue 4 -- murmur
dewmed - part one
issue 8 -- jamesy
did i mention i'm a bastard?
issue 8 -- jamesy
dip switch militia
issue 20 -- morpheus
discourse on nihilism
issue 12 -- sed
discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena
issue 14 -- mogel & kaia
divine database
issue 24 -- d. mcdaniel
divine this time
issue 13 -- crank
djarum super (i love you, roxy)
issue 27 -- pezmonkey
don't try to understand
issue 11 -- girlie17
doomed to obscurity
issue 3 -- disorder
doomed to obscurity news brief
issue 15 -- murmur
doomed to obscurity #38
issue 38 -- trilobyte
doomed to obscurity wacky fold-in
issue 8 -- black francis
downward blinded gluesniffer trip to hometown america
issue 8 -- eerie
dr. cohen, his minion, and the games we played today
issue 15 -- styx
drifting gently in the sky
issue 17 -- shadow tao
dry thoughts from a dry brain
issue 24 -- sweeney erect
dto and the continuing war against dumb people
issue 15 -- mogel
dto, downhome baked goodness, and you!
issue 1 -- black francis
dto.illinois: on the road
special 2 -- shadow tao & murmur
dummercon '96 live
special 1 -- dummercon attendees
dummercon update
issue 11 -- mogel
dweebs on tv
issue 2 -- mogel
earl
issue 20 -- creed
editorial
issue 14 -- jamesy
eggplant parmesan
issue 11 -- creed
elevator
issue 2 -- shadow tao
elvis does it again
issue 21 -- squinky
emasculation
issue 22 -- mooer
encyclopedia mogel in: archie's stuck in the laundry chute!
issue 13 -- jamesy
entertainment
issue 17 -- eerie
everybody loves mogel!
issue 20 -- mogel
facsimile
issue 20 -- murmur
familure
issue 17 -- crank
fat niggaz step to ma skillz
issue 5 -- dead cheese
flying teapot
issue 26 -- ashtray heart
for amy
issue 25 -- pezmonkey
four
issue 17 -- jook
frannie's anarchy corner
issue 2 -- black francis
frannie's joke corner
issue 2 -- black francis
frannie's poetry corner
issue 8 -- black francis
frump-nosed chives -- condiments; chapter 8934
issue 28 -- murmur
fuck me, if you dare
issue 3 -- kaia
FUCK YOU, HOOKER
issue 8 -- styx
gates and the technicolor monopoly
issue 28 -- andygee
gechoes
issue 14 -- jamesy
gee, we really need more lobsters
issue 3 -- mogel
gift
issue 18 -- jamesy
gimme access!
issue 10 -- mogel
girls can't write
issue 9 -- jamesy
god hates you
issue 21 -- jamesy
god likes dto
issue 9 -- mogel
go jump off a bridge
issue 17 -- dash
gone missing
issue 28 -- basehead
growing up dead
issue 28 -- zilla
guess what!
issue 12 -- girlie17
gulags; formerly known as education
issue 3 -- sed
guns for goths
issue 1 -- mogel
hapless in the hands of some kind of god
issue 7 -- crank
happy juice - condiments; chapter 3,014
issue 11 -- murmur
hate is a bald guy named steve
issue 8 -- shadow tao
have you ever had jaundice?
issue 14 -- murmur
here is the address
issue 24 -- mogel, eerie, mooer, & kaia
honeysuckle -- condiments; chapter 80
issue 26 -- murmur
hopelessly sexy
issue 22 -- mogel
how to be smart
issue 27 -- ashtray heart
how to make an ansi bomb
issue 8 -- belial
head like a dole
issue 3 -- sweeny erect
he gave it all away
issue 3 -- fake scorpion
heinous chimera
issue 6 -- crank
herpes is forever
issue 21 -- puck
hiroshima revisited
issue 2 -- shadow tao
how to be an ansi phag!
issue 2 -- morpheus
how to become a conservative nut for love and money!
issue 1 -- shadow tao
human cloning for fun and profit: the fight between religion and science
issue 27 -- shadow tao
i am cool
issue 16 -- creed
i bet it would be really funny if
issue 10 -- puck
ice cream truck
issue 5 -- fake scorpion
identity crisis
issue 10 -- kaia
i don't know what, but something's wrong
issue 5 -- sed
i don't wanna eat!!!!!
issue 16 -- styx
i drink, therefor
issue 15 -- puck
if i were you i'd shoot myself
issue 6 -- sed
igneous rocks are cool
issue 24 -- styx
i know you
issue 11 -- shadow tao
immobility
issue 22 -- trilobyte
immolation
issue 23 -- killarney
immunity integral
issue 6 -- crank
improviso
issue 17 -- puck
i must suck, for i am not beaten down by the man
issue 3 -- murmur
indescribably wet fellatio
issue 21 -- styx
information or something
issue 15 -- murmur
<insert penis>
issue 7 -- fake scorpion
insert witty title here
issue 2 -- mogel
into every sunset a little acid rain must fall
issue 11 -- murmur
i will fly to the sun, beat it, & be free
issue 12 -- jook
i win a cookie
issue 7 -- mogel
it's live
issue 6 -- shadow tao
it's 9:15am, do you know if your brain works?
issue 7 -- kojak
it's not that hard, really
issue 5 -- murmur
i wanna be a king, baby!
issue 1 -- mogel
i was the second gunman in the kennedy assassination, sexy mama!
issue 4 -- edicius
japan my ass
issue 26 -- puck
jesus on the run
issue 13 -- sweeney erect
jesus was gay
issue 25 -- sweeney erect
julian simmons & the psychic friend's network
issue 10 -- sweeney erect
julian simmons & the psychic lover's network
issue 14 -- jamesy
julian simmons babysits
issue 20 -- sweeney erect
just a girl
issue 12 -- eerie
justification
issue 17 -- jamesy
kamikaze
issue 25 -- puck
kelly gets her tonsils out
issue 9 -- murmur
kinda sugaree charms
issue 16 -- anti-hero
kitchen helper
issue 15 -- oregano
kitty-cat
issue 22 -- murmur
kixorin' bran' gnu flava in yah ear
issue 2 -- black francis
lavender - condiments; chapter 417
issue 1 -- murmur
less than lonely
issue 14 -- crank
letters to the editor
issue 14 -- editor
letters to the editor
issue 16 -- editor
letters to the editor
issue 24 -- editor
letters to the editor
issue 25 -- editor
letters to the editor
issue 26 -- editor
let's be friends
issue 22 -- y-windoze
let's pretend it's not pathetic
issue 16 -- mogel
life is tough for jason farnon
issue 20 -- mogel
life, liberty, and the pursuit of randomness
issue 28 -- jayatri
life's a dye, & then you bitch
issue 18 -- eerie
logic schmogic
issue 2 -- mogel
look at me!
issue 16 -- mogel
love affair in room 212
issue 20 -- trip
love & hand grenades
issue 13 -- puck
love letters in the sand
issue 12 -- jamesy
make money fast
issue 27 -- trilobyte
mary's gone to sleep
issue 14 -- eerie
mastokistic luv
issue 20 -- trilobyte
megan (an abridged story of two failures)
issue 15 -- eerie
me three!@#%
issue 8 -- mogel
mincemeat - condiments; chapter 444
issue 14 -- murmur
mind over bladder
issue 14 -- mogel
mirror
issue 11 -- orestes
mistaken
issue 10 -- girlie17
mode change
issue 19 -- killarney
mogel appeared to me in a dream and made me write this
issue 23 -- eerie
mogel gets open heart surgery
issue 25 -- jamesy
mom never learned how to swim
issue 26 -- mooer
monthly report, june '98
issue 24 -- esso
monumental misunderstandings throughout world history...
issue 8 -- black francis
more from, and yet more from murmur
issue 21 -- murmur
mr. corporate gets wired
issue 2 -- shadow tao
my belly
issue 9 -- mogel
my doggy
issue 4 -- neko
my editorial
issue 19 -- puck
my fate - your doom
issue 5 -- fake scorpion
my heart belongs to ramen soup
issue 10 -- mogel
my intestinal companion
issue 27 -- moonbagel
my jedi journal
issue 22 -- the vindicator
my name is mud
issue 7 -- murmur
my sister sucks
issue 20 -- styx
my wings are stuck
issue 14 -- jook
new rules of romance
issue 16 -- sweeney erect
new world disorder: conventional measures fall short
issue 25 -- murmur
nights like this
issue 28 -- disorder
no frills
issue 22 -- vanir
no outlet
issue 10 -- crank
normal day
issue 20 -- nybar
not so fancy ketchup -- condiments; chapter 101
issue 21 -- murmur
nowhere to go but up? who says we're moving?
issue 10 -- whoops
ode to a pancake
issue 6 -- eightball
old people, their feelings, and what have you
issue 17 -- trilobyte
one gunshot
issue 2 -- gumby
one nation under
issue 26 -- eerie
on love and on friendship
issue 27 -- puck
operation streetpimp
issue 4 -- morpheus
opium man? what the hell is wrong with me?
issue 26 -- quarex
oprah was right
issue 17 -- mogel
ozzy, you're the man
issue 1 -- fake scorpion
paranoid & justified
issue 9 -- eerie
parsley - condiments; chapter 173
issue 7 -- murmur
peacfull, in away. also frightning
issue 18 -- styx
peachy
issue 19 -- trilobyte
pee shy
issue 24 -- puck
persephone's cross
issue 18 -- eerie
persephone's cross
issue 18 -- shadow tao
personal choice
issue 28 -- killarney
phat rhymes & dope thymes: old skool
issue 10 -- dead cheese
phearnet vs. killer wombat
issue 1 -- mogel
pick your nose no matter who walks by you!
issue 4 -- base
pillow
issue 3 -- thalassocracy
piss them off
issue 1 -- eerie
please excuse me; i'm feeling nauseous
issue 3 -- vanir
poison
issue 4 -- the gnn
post more marlena pics and sites
issue 20 -- styx
potato soup
issue 3 -- lobo
power of cock
issue 6 -- fake scorpion
preface
special 3 -- mogel
present company excluded
issue 11 -- creed
press your lips against my buttock, suction practicing person!
issue 7 -- eerie
purple finger nails and black latex make for a free man
issue 22 -- jook
quake rocks middle east
issue 15 -- jamesy
quench it
issue 20 -- oregano
quiescent zeus
issue 18 -- fake scorpion
racism: from class to classroom
issue 24 -- murmur
ramble
issue 17 -- murmur
raped
issue 27 -- anya
realize
issue 10 -- shadow tao
red dye number ten
issue 18 -- spiff
reflections
special 1 -- murmur
regrets
issue 7 -- murmur
regrets -- first blood, part two jamesy
issue 21 -- jamesy
remembering halo
issue 28 -- jamesy
respect & tolerance; my own private anarchy
issue 5 -- eerie
rgb owns you: copyright laws make art a hazardous pastime
issue 26 -- eerie
rind - condiments; chapter 818
issue 15 -- murmur
ritalin - condiments; chapter 815
issue 9 -- murmur
rollerblades are gay
issue 20 -- murmur
sage - condiments; chapter 175
issue 5 -- murmur
sardines
issue 20 -- trilobyte
sasparilla - condiments; chapter 81
issue 12 -- murmur
scenes of the common & the ephemere, part one
issue 6 -- eerie
scenes of the common & the ephemere, part two
issue 9 -- eerie
scurvy -- diseases; chapter 1013
issue 20 -- mogel
sensory apparatus buffet
issue 27 -- mike halchin
shalla
issue 17 -- neko
shine six/eight & the last musty smells
issue 10 -- eerie
shiny new car (typical generic love story)
issue 21 -- zircus
self-respect
issue 11 -- girlie17
sensory stroke
issue 12 -- morpheus
sequels to look for in 1998
issue 26 -- cmw kids
sick call
issue 11 -- yohan bawk
slack motherfuckers
issue 23 -- murmur
sliced & diced hooker in a ziplock bag
issue 9 -- styx
smother
issue 21 -- eerie
sometimes i wonder
issue 28 -- razorblades & bandaids
southborough reservoir
issue 13 -- eerie
space & the reason tomithy's pudding was on the floor
issue 14 -- puck
specification versus exploration in western education
issue 17 -- yumas
spinach -- condiments; chapter 133
issue 19 -- murmur
spoon & fork, crazy lovin' style
issue 20 -- trilobyte
statistics
issue 5 -- fake scorpion
straight outta hatboro
issue 8 -- black francis
strawberry sorbet
issue 17 -- mooer
so hard to be punk
issue 2 -- eerie
suck a tomato
issue 5 -- jook
sugar - condiments; chapter 1/2
issue 6 -- murmur
sunday morning (gas station blues)
issue 6 -- styx
super salad
issue 20 -- murmur
sweet irony
issue 4 -- mogel
syncopation nation
issue 27 -- bor
syntax error
issue 12 -- styx
syntax error; part 2
issue 17 -- styx
tabula rousseau
issue 23 -- mooer
take a trip
issue 18 -- mogel
talcum powder -- condiments; chapter 732
issue 20 -- murmur
tale of events at duhcon
special 1 -- mogel
taming the mind; an overview of mental projecting
issue 19 -- gaurdian
technology knows no shame, the world i see has gone insane
issue 4 -- teletype
tee-fuckin'-hee
issue 5 -- kojak
tee-hee!
issue 28 -- mogel
TEN EZ STEPZ 2 HAVIN ORAL SEX!!!!!
issue 20 -- crank
thanks for your order, rick!
issue 20 -- rick chen
that deep, deep lake called life
issue 15 -- jook
that peppers shit from steak 'n' shake -- condiments; chapter 55
issue 22 -- murmur
the adventures of mbujn & zrplouc
issue 6 -- eerie
the amazing story of processed apple strudel
issue 5 -- neko
the bigot dance
issue 15 -- shadow tao
the chaos theory; friday, july 15
issue 7 -- eerie
the chaos theory; monday, july 18
issue 11 -- eerie
the chaos theory; saturday, july 16
issue 8 -- eerie
the chaos theory; sunday, july 17
issue 9 -- eerie
the chaos theory; tuesday, july 19
issue 12 -- eerie
the chaos theory; wednesday, july 20
issue 13 -- eerie
the chaos theory; thursday, july 21
issue 21 -- eerie
the chaos theory; friday, july 22
issue 22 -- eerie
the chaos theory; saturday, july 23
issue 23 -- eerie
the chaos theory; sunday, july 24
issue 24 -- eerie
the chaos theory; monday, july 25
issue 25 -- eerie
the chaos theory; tuesday, july 26th
issue 26 -- eerie
the chaos theory; wednesday, july 27th
issue 27 -- eerie
the christian transformers
issue 28 -- ashtray heart
the cliff, marilyn manson, & beer
issue 23 -- the arts student f.k.a. euan
the colonoscopy conspiracy (chapter dog)
issue 24 -- zircus
the constitution of the eternally depressed and confused
issue 19 -- neko
the conversation
issue 9 -- jamesy
the crane & the crow
issue 7 -- shadow tao
the day the geek snapped
issue 7 -- creed
the dto manifesto
issue 7 -- dto inner circle
the elephant king
issue 19 -- puck
the elf says...
issue 8 -- creed
the 4:30 am onslaught
issue 28 -- jook
the girlfriend
issue 11 -- sweeney erect
the great brain
issue 25 -- creed
the hangover
issue 13 -- eerie
the harlequin
issue 15 -- base
the happy game
issue 10 -- creed
the human flaw
issue 22 -- eerie
the inconsistencies of the time-space continuum...
issue 11 -- the masked marauder
the intricacies of portable toilets
issue 25 -- d. mcdaniel
the juice of life
issue 22 -- oregano
the lowdown on ease and serenity with a woman at a river
issue 26 -- d. mcdaniel
the mix tape
issue 25 -- esso
the moose & the beaver
issue 12 -- murmur
the most elite bbs in the world
issue 2 -- murmur
the most intelligent being on the planet
issue 19 -- styx
the museum
issue 23 -- dan greenwell
the original evil sugar - condiments; chapter 1000
issue 10 -- murmur
the #preschool faq!
issue 20 -- jamesy
the question of representive democracy
issue 1 -- murmur
the real world
issue 4 -- eerie
the rice submissions
issue 20 -- jamesy
these jokes are GREAT!
issue 22 -- puck
the severed bloody arm of the manatee
issue 20 -- rattle
the shadow
issue 15 -- sweeney erect
the simmons family saga, continued
issue 7 -- sweeney erect
the $10,000 tab
issue 15 -- yumas
the uncool kid
issue 6 -- creed
the unforgivable sin
issue 27 -- sweeney erect
the unwritten works of ashtray heart
issue 28 -- ashtray heart
the working class
issue 1 -- eightball
thirty seconds at pratt & sheridan
issue 11 -- kojak
this is not an exit
issue 12 -- fake scorpion
this is where the editorial goes
issue 6 -- murmur
thorough situational mindfuck
issue 22 -- d. mcdaniel
three things they haven't learned
issue 17 -- puck
three swedes take on a wildeyak while eating bologna...
issue 17 -- nybar
thumbs-up for doody
issue 28 -- puck
timmy
issue 25 -- meow
tlorah returns
special 2 -- mogel
to be
issue 12 -- puck
to forgive & regret
issue 7 -- styx
toilet
issue 3 -- fake scorpion
tongue of whey -- condiments; chapter 9234
issue 25 -- murmur
tonight on tv
issue 22 -- oregano
toothpaste shavins -- condiments; chapter 1400
issue 23 -- murmur
toys that caress her
issue 23 -- shroud
true to life
issue 16 -- murmur
2084
issue 17 -- creed
umm... go away
issue 12 -- girlie17
undecided
issue 1 -- gumby
undergarments for the short, round figure
issue 23 -- goldy the pimp from pamona
untitled
issue 13 -- girlie17
untitled
issue 23 -- hieronymous breughel
untitled
issue 23 -- snufkin
upward mobility potential
issue 25 -- styx
urination
issue 4 -- y-windoze
valentine's day greeting
issue 27 -- pezmonkey
vampyre
issue 15 -- murmur
very indie
issue 20 -- murmur
videogames stole my childhood
issue 9 -- morpheus
videogames were better in the early to mid-80s, damn it!
issue 19 -- murmur
warez da warez?
issue 6 -- mogel
we are the sons of no one
issue 10 -- murmur
we did your dad
issue 20 -- morpheus
we enjoy it
issue 26 -- sweeney erect
wet leaves
issue 24 -- jamesy
what do you think think of dto?
issue 4 -- mogel
when entering studio, [k]nock: ACT I
issue 19 -- murmur
when the bough breaks
issue 13 -- shadow tao
wherefore art thou dummercon?
issue 13 -- murmur
where have all my children gone? a reflection in six movements
issue 1 -- murmur
where's that dignity i ordered?
issue 4 -- mogel
who is this guy?
issue 20 -- mercuri
why i wrote for dto
issue 20 -- graywolf
wild jesus
issue 9 -- dead cheese
white lumps: big num nums
issue 9 -- dead cheese
white lumps: egg's poo
issue 5 -- dead cheese
white lumps: someone likes the outdoors a lot!
issue 10 -- dead cheese
white lumps: the day the cabbage cried
issue 6 -- dead cheese
white noise
issue 19 -- kaia
who cares?
issue 14 -- girlie17
who the hell cares?
issue 3 -- mogel
why everyone should smoke pot
issue 10 -- styx
why lollapalooza sucks
issue 2 -- fake scorpion
winnie and arnold revisited
issue 20 -- jamesy
wish
issue 11 -- fake scorpion
worcestershire sauce - condiments; chapter 7
issue 3 -- murmur
world wide waste
issue 2 -- im2k
xeper and piztok
issue 23 -- juan cristobal
xyz, abc, & me
issue 21 -- mogel
yeah yeah yeah
issue 14 -- mogel
yes, ok
issue 25 -- mogel
you can't be too careful these days!
issue 13 -- trilobyte
you crazy bastard!
issue 6 -- mogel
you're a damned weirdo
issue 4 -- mogel
you really need to get a life...
issue 20 -- styx
you think it's over now?
issue 10 -- jamesy
you've been had!
issue 14 -- creed
'zines suck
issue 4 -- jamesy
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+ number of articles written (over 6)
+ this has no regards to quality or size!
62 -- murmur
48 -- mogel
41 -- eerie
31 -- jamesy
22 -- shadow tao
20 -- styx
17 -- puck
16 -- sweeney erect
14 -- fake scorpion
13 -- creed
13 -- black francis
11 -- crank
11 -- dead cheese
10 -- jook
10 -- trilobyte
7 -- oregano
6 -- kaia
6 -- morpheus
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