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D a m n e d F u c k i n g S h i t
- Presents -
Issue #60
Date: 5/30/96
Title: DFS Index #2
Author: Access Denied
DFS Index #2
Yeah, so DFS is finally publishing again. I'm sure everyone was afraid this
would happen again. But I don't really fucking care. If you really care
about why I didn't publish, it's because I was wasting my time in a place
called college. That and the fact that no one ever submits. So fuck all you
bitches! So here's some more shit to look at. Hey, maybe I'll even publish
again this summer?!?! Wow, that would be so fucking k-RAD!$#@*&()))))@#&*()
Oh, and an appology. Way long ago, when DFS #53 was released, the author's
name was misspelled Vald. It should be Vlad. Sorry d00d!#@@#%#
If for some reason you want to get in touch with me, I can be reached at
adenied@execpc.com. *AND* DFS has a home page!#@*& Oh glory! It's URL is
http://www.execpc.com/~adenied. You'll probably be able to find all sorts of
wacky cool shit there or something. If I ever actually get around to setting
up links and shit. And since it's my mag, I get to plug my big ass fucking
BBS all over the place!#@%@#^ It's a BIG FILE ARCHIVE for all you LEECHES!
The number's at the end of the file. Over 10,000 files!&#@^@#& Big fucking
wh00p.
Title Author
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0. Intro To DFS Access Denied
1. Ed Part 1 Access Denied
2. Some Poems 1 Access Denied
3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline Access Denied
4. Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00d's And Other Stuff Access Denied
5. On iCE Part One Dementia Praecox
6. CyberSpace And The Freak Scene BBS Dr. Techno
7. 414 Area Code Split Access Denied
8. My Cordless Fone Access Denied
9. Ode To Cream Of Wheat Blurr
10. Taking Advantage Of Phonton Waves The Butcher
11. Computer Expert Accused Of Damaging Firm's Records Access Denied
12. The Light Bulb Bomb Hammer
13. MeadNet Dial-Ups Access Denied
14. Death Of A BBSer Access Denied
15. AT&T Access Numbers Wonko The Sane*
16. How To Be Polite Access Denied
17. 50 Things To Do With Those Nasty Holiday Leftovers Blurr
18. A Chat On Blurred Vision Anonymous
19. Gothic #1 Nosferatu
20. How To Get Free Computer Software Ningauble
21. A Few Theories Wonko The Sane
22. DFS #18 Revisited Nosferatu
23. Hi, I Hate Access Denied Terra Incognito
24. Some Poems 2 Access Denied
25. Ed Part 2 Access Denied
26. The Return Of DFS Access Denied
27. On iCE Two - The Return Dementia Praecox
28. The 2600 Meeting Access Denied
29. 608 Exchanges Local To Madison, WI Access Denied
30. A Chat With Sandman Of 414 Access Denied
31. Enigma Lyrics Access Denied
32. Short Stories To Enjoy Access Denied
33. The Game Access Denied
34. DFS Index #1 Access Denied
35. A Chat With Myself Dementia Praecox
36. Sopwith!!!!! Access Denied
37. Cryhelp!!!!! Access Denied
38. Radio Data Jeeb
39. The Adventures of Power Wedge Man Ares
40. 101 Uses For a Shi-Tsu Ares
41. Dementia Praecox's Sig. Dementia Praecox
42. Lamers Anonymous Bloodmoney
43. On Nonsense Access Denied
44. Dr. Techno's Poetry #1 Dr. Techno
45. De Declarashun o' Independence Dr. Techno
46. Untitled Vlad The Impaler
47. Defeating Windows and The Evil Sysops Dr. Techno
48. Ruminations and Tangents Wyvern
49. The Hunt Dementia Praecox
50. De-Ice Vlad The Impaler
51. Concordant Opposition's Rumors Callers Of CO
52. An Interesting Conversation Anonymous
53. The Ritual Vlad The Impaler
54. Scarred Dementia Praecox
55. Fuck Nate York Access Denied
56. Acme Dementia Praecox
57. The Adventures of Spudboy Cerebral Neurosis
58. The Plan Dementia Praecox
59. Wisconsin Central Offices Access Denied
60. DFS Index #2 Access Denied
* This was published under Wonko's name but he didn't write it. It should be
Anonymous.
Find DFS On These Fine Systems (When they're up...)
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| Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ |
| Temporary Insanity +1.414.666.W00T DFS Affiliate HQ |
| Arcane Asylum +1.414.PSY.CHOS DFS Thingy HQ |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS |
| HTTP - http://www.execpc.com/~adenied
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| See, it's like this. I don't call out, so I don't know if any of my |
| distros are still up. So they're all GONE! If you want to be a site |
| mail Access Denied at adenied@execpc.com or call Paradise Lost. |
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| ASCII Art by Incarnate |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The password is: |
| JINGLE JINGLE |
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