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Damned Fucking Shit! | | Title: Lamers Anonymous
Issue #42 | : Date: 10/9/94
Editor: Access Denied | . By: Bloodmoney
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[Editor's Note: W0w1e!!! This is a coolie advertizement from your
friends in the dfs_mafia! Now all you lamers who are reading this k-0-day
magazine publication thingy can be k-neat-0 and become, and I quote part of
the following text: "/<-R4[) 3l33+3"!!!!! Do this and you will be 0-day for
the rest of your 0-life!!!!! -AD]
Lamers Anonymous
By: Bloodmoney
8 months ago, I was a disaster. I was on one elite board that carried mainly
warez and ran VBBS.. I didn't know what H/P/A/C/V stood for, nor did I know
the names of more then two virii. Hello, my name is Bloodmoney, and I am a
lamer.
I knew I needed help, but I wasn't sure where to turn to, who to talk to..
I tried to pull myself out of the gutter but it was hard. Finally I called
United Way. United Way reffered me to a group called Lamers Anonymous. Lamers
Anonymous has helped me get on my feet. They provided me with helpful
information, acronyms, etc. They also set rules for me. For instance, I was
not allowed to spend more then 1 hour on a pd board a day and I wasn't allowed
to download /<-R4[) 3l33+3 W4R3Z.
Here I am, 8 months later, I have my own group and am a member of several
others. I have my own elite board. However, I still attend meetings regularly,
but now, as a volunteer. I want to do everything I can to help lamers like me
get their lives together. I owe my life to former Lamers like myself who
helped me get my act together. I just want to be a part of someone else's
life.
Bloodmoney
Is you or anyone you know a LAMER? Lamers Anonymous can help. Call my friend's
BBS, Hell's Basementat 419-878-7151 and check out the Lamers Anonymous SCUMnet
echo -OR- E-Mail me on Paradise Lost.
[Editor's Note: j00 4r3 n0W ]<-31eE7 w1tH n0 h3Lp Fr0/\/\ tH4 W4r3zZzzZZ!!!!]
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