Damned Fucking Shit Issue 26

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· 5 years ago

  

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                            Damned Fucking Shit 

                                Issue #26 
                     Title: The Return Of DFS 
                     Date: 6/7/94 
                     By: Access Denied 
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                        The Return Of DFS 

     The pus clears away and something steps out of the darkness.  It's in the 
form of a huge... shit.. what is it???  It's not spam.. it's not vasaline, 
it's not a fat lady wearing spandex named Buelah... what the hell is it??!?!? 
Suddenly you relise!!!!  It's not that severed head you keep under your pillow 
that you fondle at night... and it's not even those mutilated entrails that you 
hang from your bathroom lights.  No.. it's something much worse!  You can hear 
it coming... "Jingle jingle... jingle jingle..."  Oh my GOD!!! It's.. it's... 

 
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     Oh fuck... it's back.  You were hoping that it had died.  Well, a mixture 
school, rape, sex, drugs, alcohal, work, sex, and more drugs made it almost 
IMMPOSSIBLE to write or publish anything having to do with DFS.  Well, I guess 
your dreams have been shattered you ugly fuck!  DFS is back to BOTHER THE FUCK 
OUT OF YOU!!!!!  There's more "official" distro. sites now and all that crap! 
It's still available by FTP!  Isn't it K-rAd!!!   Oh.. and no more fucking 
file_id.diz stuff anymore.  It was too hard to keep up with.  So I'll leave 
you to suffer knowing that DFS will be with you forever!!!!  HAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!! 

                     Find DFS On These Fine Systems 
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| Paradise Lost                +1.414.476.3181        DFS World HQ       | 
| Temporary Insanity           +1.ITS.NOW.DOWN        DFS Affiliate HQ   | 
| Plan 9 Information Archives  +1.716.881.FONE (3663) DFS Southern HQ    | 
| Under World Element          +1.203.740.9571        DFS Eastern HQ     | 
| 7th Heaven                   +1.216.464.6789        DFS Affiliate      | 
| Twilight Of The Idols        +1.613.226.3386        DFS Canada HQ      | 
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS                          | 
| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS                         | 
| IRC - #DFS (Whenever Access Denied or Incarnate is on)                 | 
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS.  The password is:     | 
|                           JINGLE JINGLE                                | 
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