Cheese N Crackers 008

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*  "The Pedophile's Hymnal: Part 1"                                         |`. 
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allusion to Part 1 of The Stoner's Hymnal 
  <http://www.textfiles.com/drugs/stnrhymn.txt> 

 
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|       The Pedophile's Hymnal       | 
|              by: brian             | 
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Part 1: The Real Pedophiles Guide 
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Real pedophiles know that turning an 
eleven year old boy around can much 
resemble an eleven year old girl. 

Real pedophiles often hang around the 
elementary schools and outside church. 

Real pedophiles are often Catholic 
priests, daddies, and teachers. 

Real pedophiles often use gentleness 
(if there is none, then they use force) 

Real pedophiles are never available 
under the information they provide you. 

Real pedophiles never act like freaks, 
fruits, transients, winos, or the like. 

Real pedophiles know that you can't buy 
off children to keep their secrets. 

Real pedophiles know what a pure 
prepubescent private part looks like. 

Real pedophiles don't use their sexual 
organs for the proper purpose. 

Real pedophiles would never admit what 
they're doing is morally wrong. 

(Real pedophiles admit it's okay) 

Real pedophiles would never use hands. 
They have toys and broomsticks. 

Real pedophiles fiendeshly befriend 
people trying to be real pedophiles. 

(They can tell because real pedophiles 
 can avoid their problem in public, 
 can smile, and optionally blow.) 
  
Real pedophiles don't need to read this 
file, because they are real pedophiles. 

Real pedophiles like to use their van 
at the their children's neighbor 
school. 

Real pedophiles really do give a shit. 

Real pedophiles can roll a condom. 

Real pedophiles have real love 
(whether it is bought, created, 
 or forced) 
  
Real pedophiles also own a real 
pair of handcuffs and set of gags. 
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                                                   cnc-008.txt written by brian 
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                         copyright (c) 2002, your mom.