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Catslash Magazine
-------------------\ Halloween Special II/---------------------------
Volume 1, Issue 15
October, 1997
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...AND NEVER MIND THAT NOISE YOU HEARD.
ITS JUST THE BEASTS UNDER YOUR BED,
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!
- From "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Well, its time for Halloween again and to celebrate we have added the
skulls again. Enjoy...
Also in this issue we have TWO NEW WRITERS!!! Jaden Ice Lee and
Blackheart. These guys are awesome writers! Blackheart comes from
Britain and has kewl stuff. Jaden also wrote a very good article on
alarm keypads. Chack them out in files 2,3,and 5.
If you've us e-mail in the past while and never got a reply, that's
probably because our mail got screwed up on Anarchy Online. Send any
email to our new address:
catslash@hotmail.com
Oh yeah, and we've fixed our file settings too. PC users should be
able to open these a bit better now.
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| Contents |
| HALLOWEEN SPECIAL II(CS#15) |
|___________________________________________________________________|
|Subject | Author: | File# |
|___________________________________________|______________|________|
|1. Intro.................................... Bungie ............ 1 |
|2. Alarms and Security Keypads ............. Jaden Ice Lee ......2 |
|3. Phucking Someone's car over or turning |
| your car into a James Bond Model ........ Blackheart......... 3 |
|4. The Vengence Column ..................... Poison Ice ........ 4 |
|5. Phreaking British Phones ................ Blackheart ........ 5 |
|6. The Internet Pain Column ................ DreD .............. 6 |
|7. The New CSi Signup ...................... Bungie ............ 7 |
|8. ChudX ................................... Bungie ............ 8 |
|9. An Anarchist's Halloween (Story) ........ Poison Ice ........ 9 |
|10. Catslash Software Review ............... Bungie ........... 10 |
|11. Connection Corner ...................... Bungie ........... 11 |
|12. A Kewl Fan Letter ...................... Bungie + |
| Poison Ice........ 12 |
|13. Catslash Top Ten ....................... Poison Ice........ 13 |
|14. Catslash Supporter Adds ................................... 14 |
|15. Catslash Information ...................................... 15 |
|16. Disclaimer ................................................ 16 |
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/o o\ Alarms and Security Keypads /o o\
\ || /\ By: Jaden Ice Lee /\ || /
|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997_______/ ||||
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We all know what an alarm is, it is the thing that keeps us from being
to rob any place that we choose. Up until this point, it has been very
difficult to come across a good article on how to bypass an alarm or to
bypass a security keypad. However, those days are over. Here is the
first good way to bypass these pesky things.
If the alarm is one of the old fashion kind where a loud bell or horn
rings to draw attention to the location you are at then you can simply
fill the horn or bell with polyurethane foam in a can to silence them.
You can purchase this at any hardware store as insulation. It is easy
to handle and dries faster. Once the foam is in place the bell or horn
will not be able to produce sound and so the security system may still
be active, but nothing comes of it.
Some high-security installations use keypads just like touch-tone pads
(a registered trade mark of bell systems) to open locks or disarm
alarms. Most use three or four digits. To figure out the code, wipe
the key-pad free from all fingerprints by using a rag soaked in rubbing
alcohol. After the keypad has been used just apply finger print dust
and all four digits will be marked. Now all you have to do is figure out
the order.
The best way to figure out the order is to look for some sort of
pattern. Following the following examples you should be able to
ascertain what the combo is:
7 8 9
4 5 6
1 2 3
* 0 #
Usually there will be four different number like 7,5,3,0. If those
happened to be the four numbers than the obvious pattern would be
7,5,3,0 because they form a line diagonal. The same hold true for the
patters like 9,5,1,0. There is almost always a pattern to the way that
the
owner of the system has used to make it easier to remember.
Two things you have to look out for. The first is that you can only
have so many wrong inputs before the system triggers. Also, sometimes
even though you may disarm the system, after a certain number of wrong
answers a rent-a-cop will come by to make sure everything is OK. The
second thing is that after you dust for prints you may only find 3
numbers. However, the combo may be 4 numbers with one repeating. If
this is the case, then you might as well forget this method because
there are far too many options. With 4 numbers, each being used once
there are 24 different combinations. Follow the example using the
numbers 1,2,3,4
1 2 3 4 2 1 3 4 3 1 2 4 4 1 2 3
1 2 4 3 2 1 4 3 3 1 4 2 4 1 3 2
1 3 2 4 2 3 1 4 3 2 1 4 4 2 1 3
1 3 4 2 2 3 4 1 3 2 4 1 4 2 3 1
1 4 2 3 2 4 1 3 3 4 1 2 4 3 1 2
1 4 3 2 2 4 3 1 3 4 2 1 4 3 2 1
However, if there only 3 number in a four pin combination the amount of
different combos jumps from 24 to 33. For an explanation follow the
example using numbers 0,1,2
0 0 1 2 1 1 0 2 2 2 1 0
0 0 2 1 1 1 2 0 2 2 0 1
0 1 0 2 1 0 1 2 2 1 2 0
0 1 2 0 1 0 2 1 2 1 0 2
0 2 0 1 1 2 1 0 2 0 2 1
0 2 1 0 1 2 0 1 2 0 1 2
1 0 0 2 0 1 1 2 1 2 2 0
1 0 2 0 0 1 2 1 1 2 0 2
1 2 0 0 0 2 1 1 1 0 2 2
2 0 0 1 2 1 1 0 0 2 2 1
2 1 0 0 2 0 1 1 0 1 2 2
If you want to have some fun with a keypad, try pressing the * and # at
the same time. many units use this as a panic button. This will bring
the owner and the cops running and ever-one will have a good time.
Note: Never try to remove these panels from the wall, as they have
built-in tamper switches.
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/o o\ Phucking Someone's Car Over or Turning Your Car /o o\
\ || / Into a James Bond Model \ || /
|||| \ By: Blackheart / ||||
\____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997_______/
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To explain why this works, go buy (or rip off) a bottle of castor oil.
Then burn the contents. It gives off a lot of thick black smoke, right?
Now, there are a few ways that you can have fun with this stuff.
1. By far the simplest, is to squirt it as far as you can into their exhaust
pipe. When the car is running, the exhaust heats up (this is why you need to put it
as far as you can into the pipe) and the oil burns, sending smoke out of the pipe.
This also works with DIRTY engine oil (because the clean stuff doesn't have as much
crap in it to burn). This is just the thing to help a learner driver.
2. This is a bit more complicated, and requires time, and access to underneath the
bonnet (hood) and some equipment.
EQUIPMENT:
1 DRILL
1 BOTTLE of CASTOR OIL
1 INCH METAL PIPE (it should be small enough to fit over the washer pipe tightly)
The car needs to have windscreen washers (the little things that look like bugs on
the hood that spray water to clean the screen). Open the hood and find the pipes
that go from these to under the hood. Cut one pipe (it doesn't matter which) just
before it goes to the hood. Now drill a hole that the metal pipe will fit tightly
in in the top of the exhaust manifold. If you don't know what this is, it is the
four metal pipes that merge into at the back of the engine and go to the exhaust.
Fit the metal over the pipe and the metal into the manifold. If the fittings are
not tight the manifold will release smoke and the owner will stop and discover the
little modifications you have made. Now fill the washer reservoir with castor oil
and check you haven't left your drill in there. Now, when s/he (hey, vengeance
doesn't discriminate by gender) tries top wash his/her screen while driving, the
castor oil comes out in two places: the windscreen and the exhaust. The widscreen
will fuck up their vision and the exhaust will release loads of smoke. Maybe they
will get pulled over and get a ticket!!!!
3. If you do no.2 on your own car, make sure you clamp the other pipe or you will
not be able to see through the screen. Now you have an instant smokescreen!!!!!!
When you press the button, the view of the other drivers will be obscured. If you
are into switches under the dashboard, why not rig a couple of powerful flash guns
behind the rear windscreen? One touch of the button and BOOM!! instant pile-up. I
strongly advise you not to do it at really high speeds, however, 'cause unless
you're a really good driver they might skid and crash into you!!!!
If anyone has any varations on the stuff I have described here, Email me at
blackheart42@hotmail.com
Later,
Blackheart.
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\ \ / / / ____/ ' Issue #15 '
\ \/ / / / ' October, 1997 '
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By: Poison Ice
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Ahoy my fellow halloween hoolegans, today we will discuss different
forms of halloween mischeif, now halloween in itself has different
meanings in different places, in the 403 it should mean mischeif and
mayhem!
Here are some fun things to do, one - The old shit in the a flaming
paper bag; two - the thermite in the mailbox gag; three - taping the
doorbell button down is always fun; four - bring eggs - nuff said;
Five - when toilet papering objects you can't go wrong; Six - Ram a
firecracker in a tomato and light it, then throw and run; Seven -
fill a pumpkin with gunpowder and set it off!
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/o o\ Phreaking British Phones /o o\
\ || /\ By: Blackheart /\ || /
|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997_______/ ||||
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In some countries, it is possible to make free prank calls through a bug in the BT
(British Telecommunications) phone system. If you are in the UK, you may be
familiar with the freecall 0800/0500 phone codes. If you are in Canada or the US,
you can use this system to your benefit. Simply dial:
00 (the international access code)
44 (the code for the UK)
(8/5)00 (our freephone nos.)
89 (our code for the US cause it doesn't work with the normal acc. code of 00+1)
x6 (substitute 2-9 for the x)
and 4-6 other digits (depending on the phone).
A lot of times when I try this, I get a recording "Sorry your call cannot be
completed as dialled..." but often I get through to someone who is overworked and
underpaid and in no mood to deal with someone like me.
This is when I can have my fun! (I'll leave it up to you to decide on what to say)
Strangely enough, I once got through to someone in the Netherlands and I slagged
him off while I was waiting for a bus.
I'm not sure but I think this is the safest form of phreaking, given my limited
knowledge of the profession, because it is virtually untraceable from the UK.
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= Fucking with Formz =
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This iz DreD with another way to fuck up somebodyz day. This time U
won't have to fuck with any setup shit or worry about someone tracing
U. In webcrawler type in MAIL UPDATE and shit like that. It will find
pagez with a form fer the guy to email U when his lameass page is
changed.
Just go to the lamerz page and tell yer program to find the word
UPDATE. Itll find the place that sez "mail me when page is updated"
or some fucking shit like that. Type in some lame fuckers address
like chm403@hotmail.com in there and hit the enter button. If U do
this to ahundred lame pages he will get email from some fucking lame
place that he never even seen. Just make sure U don't put in any good
pagez like warez or something or the fucker will get happy and not
pissd off.
Thats pretty fucking cool huh? Just remember who told U but forget
if U get caught.
DreD
- Feel the Fear, Feal the Dread -
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/o o\ The New CSi Signup Process /o o\
\ || /\ By: Bungie /\ || /
|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997_______/ ||||
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Thanks to AOL's buyout of Compuserve, the old signup process in issue
6 to get free internet no longer works! But, good old CIS is still
dumb and they they kept the built in Compuserve 3 signup login open,
and we can use that. This process is only for the Mac (it may work
on a PC too, but also may not).
The first step is to send for a free compuserve CD. Visit
www.compuserve.com and order one online. It is ok to have the CD sent
to your house for this, but it would be better if you could have it
sent to another place and get it. Some MacOS packages and modems come
with this CD too.
Now that we have the CD, install the Compuserve 3.0 software onto
your hard drive (you'll need about 20MB space without MSIE). Now open
up the Compuserve 3 program and follow these steps:
1. Click the 'Signup' button
2. It brings up access shit, hit return
3. Select your country and hit return
4. Choose your dialing options (ie. call waiting disable) and hit
return.
5. Select the port that is attached to the modem and hit return
6. Pick modem settings and hit return.
7. When it asks you for your local number, click 'Modify' and type in
your local Compuserve number. DO NOT USE THE 1-800 NUMBER IF YOU
CAN HELP IT! The 1-800 number makes it easier to find you if they
try.
8. It will connect you to CSI. Type in your area code and the first
three digits of a local number.
9. You will then have to choose your local number. Be careful! In
some cases like here it count's Calgary's number as local to
Edmonton! Make sure it is on your city!
10. Select your dialing options. It will thwn disconnect you and call
your local number to complete the signup process.
11. It will ask you for your offer code. DO NOT USE THE ONE
COMPUSERVE GIVES YOU. This will help them trace you. Instead type
in the offer code 'SKIP'
12. It will validate the code and then ask you for all your personal
information. Fill in all false info. Make sure you fill in the
name, address, postal code, and phone number fields.
13. Choose your credit card type. The best for this would be VISA or
Discover.
14. Use a credit card number generator like CrayZ Carder or Project X
to generate a phony credit card number. Copy it and paste it in
the 'Credit Card No:' field.
15. Type in a phony expiration date for your Crdit Card info. One
dated sometime next year would be a good choice.(ie. 06/98)
16. It will ask you about promotions. For safety's sake, you may
want to de-select them, but you can probably just hit return.
17. Hit return again at the agreement display
18. Click on the 'Agree' Box and hit return.
19. Copy down usernumber and password.
20. Type in Usernumber and Password where it asks you.
21. Hit return on 'Thank You' screen.
24. Hit return on e-mail address info
25. Enter anything for an e-mail address or just hit return.
26. Click the 'Next' button
27. On address info hit return.
28. Hit return again to save into CSi prefs.
This will create a 24 hour Compuserve account. When your 24 hours is
up:
1. Open up your System Folder
2. Open up the 'Preferences' folder
3. Open up the 'Compuserve' folder
4. Drag the file 'Compuserve 3 Settings' to the trash.
This will reset all CSi 3's settings and allow you to signup again
with this process.
As you can also see, this process takes about 5 minutes longer than
the old signup process. That's because they moved all the data from
the signup program online. The worst part however is all the space
that CSi 3 takes up and the fact that old Macs can't get free CSi
accounts. Maybe I can convince the Vigilante Corp to write a
CSi account generator...
Anywayz, to set up internet access download the 'Compuserve PPP
Config' software and run it. Then every time you want to set up a new
username and password:
1. Open up 'ConfigPPP' from the Control Panels folder (under the
apple menu).
2. Click on the 'Config' button
3. Click on the 'Connect Script' button
4. Change your Usernumber and password in the fields.
That will let you to use internet programs like Netscape or
Ircle without launching the Compuserve 3 program. Compuserve has
access to all the internet products. Their mail server is just
mail.compuserve.com with your regular CSi password as your POP
password and their usenet server is just news.compuserve.com.
That should cover all you need to know. If you have any other
questions, just e-mail me. Also, if you can't figure something out,
look for more of my CSi tips on the 'Anarchy in the 403' page when
it's up. That's all and have phun!
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/o o\ ChudX /o o\
\ || /\ By: Bungie /\ || /
|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997 _____/ ||||
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One day I lifted a bottle of mouthwash from a drugstore to use in a
prank, but it didn't work. "Now what am I going to do with this
stuff?!" My first thought was to burn it. BUT IT DIDN'T BURN! I was
so pissed off at this useless stuff I added gas to make it burn.
After that I got a three foot high torch. Maybe mouthwash has a use
after all...
So, I played with the idea a bit more and decided to mix it with
flour like chud. Thats why its called Chud X (I couldn't think of a
better name, so sue me).
Ingrediants:
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- Some gas
- Some flour
- Some mouthwash (I had a bottle of red Plax)
How to make it:
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1. In a jar mix equal amounts of gas and mouthwash (you don't need as
much gas, but this makes sure it dosen't fuck up)
2. Stir in flour until you get a gummy mixture
3. Scoop it out and store it somewhere where the gas can't evaporate
out of the mix, like an airtight jar.
Pretty easy huh?
How to use it:
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Just stick the gum to anything and light it. This stuff lightes VERY
easily and will spread quickly if you spread it around. It burns
pretty high and in flashes, and will eventually die down to a small
blue flame. Its a good way to kill a Sunday morning...
Suggestions:
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1. Try to use the red stuff. it just looks cool.
2. If you don't have flour, just leave the mouthwash and gas mixture
by itself in the jar and light it. It will make a big flame that
will probably attract people or scare the hell out of them!
3. Don't breathe the smoke stuff in or you'll get sick. Trust me.
Well, now you know how to make yet another useless house product into
something that can burn things. Have phun!
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/o o\ An Anarchist Halloween /o o\
\ || /\ By: Poison Ice /\ || /
|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997 _____/ ||||
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Our story begins with our heroes Bungie and
Poison Ice doing their usual halloween Phreak or treat activities,
when they come across the house.... they usually do this every
halloween so they know the neighbourhood but this house was not
there the night before. So being as dim as they are they go to
the house, climb the steps to the porch and use the knocker and
yelled "Phreak or treat". no answer. So they do the knocker thing
again, and the door opens suddenly "come in!" so they do, the door
closes, "oooo-k.."poison said, so they walk further in and start
looking for a light switch, no luck. then bungie yells "found it"
and flicks the switch.....Baam! a trap door opens swallowing our
dynamic duo of dastardly deeds! they slide down a sheute and land
hard on the ground. "that has to suck worse than N.E.R.D. #1!"
poison states,"that's true, but not as bad as their last issue of
CHM! " bungie replies. poison nods in agreement. a voice comes from
the backround "Hey, I'm a member of that group!" poison and Bungie
turn and see them, the demons of faginess, the children of Richard
Simmons, The BACKSTREET BOYS!!! Our heroes let out a cry of horror,
but their true destinie's to take out the gay bastards like them.
together they yell "We call upon the spirit of anarchy to drive us
on this glorious battle!!" suddenly bungie's costume of Judas Priest
disapearred and revealed his metallica "Metal up your ass" shirt and his
beige box nunchucks. he yelled Lets rock!! Poison's body started to glow,
his "mad arab" costume disolved and he turned into his alter ego, PRIMAL RAGE!
and his thermite gun appeared in his holster,he said "RRROOOAAARRR!! lets
jam!" The backstreet boys appeared as they did in the "backstreets
back" video. the young sissy mummy said" metallica up your ass! thats
bad!" the dracula guy said" the only thing that goes up my ass is
these guys! Lets rock'em! Bungie instinctivley yelled "bring it
on!!", the BSB attacked two went to bungie and two went to poison.
Poison let out a growl, kicked one of them in the stomach and clawed
off his gay little face, then bit off the vampire guy's arm, and then
he stabbed his claws into his chest and split him in two! Bungie spun
his beige box nunchucks aand imbedded it into some fag's head(I
forgot his name) then the werewolf knocked him out! Bungie was about
to get assphucked! but poison saw it , came at him and grabbed his
arms, and doublekicked his head off, then started to eat at his
insides. bungie regained conciousness and asked poison to brush his
teeth later, poison concurred. there was only one guy left to kill,
but they learned even though he was gay, he was smart "You will die
now straight boys, observe!!" he pulled out a remote control and
presssed a button, instantly a backstreet boy song started playing!
Poison's super beastial hearing picked up the intanation of every
sound, he cried out and went unconsious. Bungie started to buckle, he
went to poison and grabbed his thermite gun, he loaded it and fired
at the speakers , they were destroyed instantly. The smell of
thermite burning woke poison and rejuvanated him, both bungie and
Poison looked at the remaining backstreet boy with an evil grin,
bungie threw the gun and the nunchucks then started to beat the
living shit out of that gay fatherfucker! he died slowly and
painfully. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom "You may have beat
my gay minions but I'm another matter! come face me if you dare!" a
door opened Poison got to thinking (for once) and asked bungie " hey
bungie, how do we find these people?" bungie replied " our luck I
guess, lets kick some ass!" they ran through the door, passed a
particularaly evil obsticle course and arrived at their destination,
in a chair was a guy with one of those sorcerer cloaks and aa bladed
lomg staff. The heroes stared in amazment, for they knew their enemy
and it was the evil, it was the infamous Jim Chamzuck!! "You have
used my name too many times, you'll die now!" poison looks at bungie
and states " well then, BRING IT ON!!!" He ran at them and waved his
stick in a girly fashion, Poison and Bungie look at each other and
act, they pick him up and throw him out a window! then escaped
through the window and ran into the woods, remembering the night
forever.
the end.
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/o o\ Catslash Software Review /o o\
\ || /\ By: Bungie /\ || /
|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997 _____/ ||||
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/ MAC SOFTWARE:/
/______________/_____________________________________________________
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| Tone Generator 3.0 |
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<Available on the Weasel's page when it's back up>
Tone Generator is an awesome phreaking program that can perform
almost any type of job you can come up with! It has the tones for all
the major boxes already programmed in (ie. Red Box, Blue Box, Silver
Box...) plus a WarDialer, Text file reader, file copier and even a
terminal program! It does it all.
What also impressed me was that if you can't find the tone in one of
it's tone sets, you can generate your own! Just type in the #of Hz
and it blasts it back to you. This is even cooler when you make the
device to hook up your computer to a phone (in one of our issues).
This program is the best phreaking program out there. It may not have
cool graphics but it does the job in a kickass way!
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| | ' Catslash Magazine '
__| |_____ ' Issue #15 '
| | |_____| ' September, 1997 '
| || |________ ' File #11 of 16 '
| ||__________|onnection '''''''''''''''''''''
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By: Bungie
_____________________________________________________________________
This month I added a music news section. At first it was just going
to announce the new Metallica but my phriends filled it up. Maybe
I'll keep it after all...
___________________________________________________________________
| _ _ _ | New Parking Lot |
|/_ / \ |=======================================================|
|\ \ H \ | This month the school started building a student park-|
| \_ \_ \_\ | ing lot. It will be built in the area by the music |
| | doors sometimes called "the pit" or "the yard". This |
| Eastglen:| is good since the city made the front road one-way and|
| | parking around there sucks. |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | TATT Finally Settled |
| /\ |=======================================================|
|____/__\___| This month the TRIPLE A TERITORY TREATY was settled. |
| / \ | That means that all anarchist who joined the treaty |
| / \ | now have set territories and rules so they stop kill- |
| Local | ing each other.So far, only Hax has protested because |
| Anarchy | they received crummy territory. |
| News: | |
| |The divisions went as follows:CATS received the North |
| |east area of the city, starting at 127st until the Ever|
| |green Trailer park. Dark Side got the Evergreen area. |
| |The CHM received the west end from 127St and the river.|
| |Xtreme received the teritory south of the river to |
| |Whitemud Drive and to 34St.in the East. Hax got the |
| |zone east of 34St. South of Whitemud Drive, west of 99 |
| |st is Crazy Hell's teritory and to the west of 99St is |
| |Millwoods Boyz's territory. Everything else outside of |
| |the city belongs to other groups (mainly the Vigilante |
| |Corp). All in all, it worked out pretty well. |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | Bikers Party In Church |
| |=======================================================|
| GENERAL | The Los Brovos biker gang recently bought a church |
| NEWS | here in Edmonton to hold their 30th anniversary cele- |
| (Local): | bration. Who says bikers never go to church! |
| | On another note, our source says that everybody should|
| | stop worrying about the "Biker War" this is going to |
| | cause. The Los Brovos ARE NOT going to compete with |
| | Hell's Angels at all. |
| |_______________________________________________________|
| | Cops are quick |
| |=======================================================|
| | Who says cops in Edmonton are slow? This month I saw |
| | some North Side wannabees kicking the shit out of a |
| | newspaper machine and the cops were there in less than|
| | two minutes. A second car came about a minute later. |
| | That speed had me so worried, I was afraid of doing |
| | any phreaking for a while. |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| _____ | The Weasel Moves |
|/ /\ \ |=======================================================|
|_/__\___\__| Last month the Weasel announced that his page would be|
|/ \ / | shutting down because yatho.com was closing. Weasel is|
|______\/ | the biggest supplier of Mac H/P/A software on the net!|
| | I heard a lot of people bought his $25 Zip disks beca-|
| World | se they were so scared he was closing. |
| H/P/A | |
| News: | Luckily, this mont he announced that he has a new page|
| | and it will be ready soon. That's good because I don't|
| | have a Zip drive! |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | New Metallica Album out Next Month |
| MUSIC |=======================================================|
| NEWS: | I just wanted to take the time to say THE NEW METAL- |
| | LICA ALBUM IS COMING OUT SOON. Two weeks after this |
| | issue is put out, it will hit the shelves. To answer |
| /\/\ | a few questions, it is called "ReLoad" and song lists |
| //\/\\ | are available on the net. You can also hear one song |
|// \\ | on the Bear (100.3 FM). Metallica also said that this |
| | one will be back to their old "...And Justice For All"|
| | style and will never have pussy music again. I sure |
| | hope so!!! |
| |_______________________________________________________|
| | Century Media Albums at HMV! |
| |=======================================================|
| | HMV announced this month that they are going to order |
| | in a few Century Media albums. These albums were only |
| | available to Canadians by ordering them throught the |
| | US. Some of their bands have been included in the |
| | Tribute to Judas Priest CD. A few of their famous ban-|
| | ds are Iced Earth,The Gathering, Moonspell and Rotting|
| | Christ (gotta love the name). Look for them in the |
| | next few months. |
| |_______________________________________________________|
| | GNR is Back!! |
| |=======================================================|
| | Guns n' Roses are back together! There was a little |
| | bit of worry weather or not Axel would rejoin, but he |
| | did. Now we have to wait until next summer for it to |
| | come out!!! |
| |_______________________________________________________|
| | The Ozzman Cometh |
| |=======================================================|
| | On MuchMusic if you haven't noticed there are a few |
| | commercials with Ozzy and they say COMING NOVEMBER 4th|
| | well, that's just the new Ozzy album, and from what |
| | I've heard on the Bear, it isn't too good. |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
To give us Conection Corner info, call Bethlehem (403)477-2351
and E-mail Poison Ice.
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|||| \____Catslash Magazine - Issue 15, October 1997 _____/ ||||
'''''''''''''''''File #12 of 16'''''''''''''
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Here is an e-mail that we had to publish. It was just too funny! It
was sen't by anonymous remail though, so we can't bug him. Here it
is:
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To whom it may concern,
My 10 year old son was reading your "CATSlash magzine" when he tried some of your
suggestions out. He was trying out a bomb by your writers "Boom Boom" and
"Jeriatric" which I believe would have killed him.
I think your publication is dispicable. You portray violence and hurting people as
something that is fun and you support others in taking part in this violence. In
one of your issues a writer "Poison Ice" saluted rebels who have killed thousands
of people in terrorist attacks. You are a discrace to your civilization.
I have taken the liberty of contacting the CRTC and several other sources about the
removal of your magazine. Thank you for your time.
A concerned citizen
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Our replies go as follows:
BUNGIE: If your still reading Citizen Lamer, I have a few pointers:
1. I (Bungie) was Jeriatrick (spell it right you dork) and
BoomBoom has left the mag. We never made an explosive file
together ever.
2. If he was almost killed that's his problem. And how do you
know he would have been killed? Maybe he was setting it for
you.
3. YES! WE LOVE VIOLENCE AND HURTING PEOPLE! And as for the
Hezbollah rebels, how can you judge them without meeting
them yourselves? I'm sure poison would be insulted if he
wasn't laughing so hard.
4. The CRTC dosen't give a fuck about us. See the disclaimer in
the back of the magazine? Ever hear of freedom of speach?
5. "Thank you for your time" Go back to Cuba you Nazi (thanx
to Trigger for that one!!).
POISON ICE: I don't know who the hell you think you are telling us
that we are dispicable, you suck, and where the fuck do you get off
commenting about the hezbollah, they are fighting for their homes,
their families, and their country. Besides how would you know what
it feels like to have a bastard country like Isreal take over a
portion of your country that your family has lived in for
generations. If you ask me, you have the problem, If your such a good
parent what the fuck is your kid doing trying to build explosives? Get Fragged isreali spawn.
BUNGIE: I don't think Poison likes you or the Isrealies.
Better watch your back.
POISON ICE:please write back.
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There now that that's out of the way, we can return to the regular magazine.
Everybody else out there don't be afraid to e-mail us. This was a special case.
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10. You carry a knife and a laptop = Hackman!
9. You dress up as barney and call yourself "Phreakasaurus Rex!"
8. Dress up as a fat computer geek and call yourself "NerdMan"
7. Dress up as an Isreali and call yourself "The Butcher"
6. Go to school dressed up as a teacher calling yourself "The
devourer of souls"
5. Dress as a Backstreet boy and go as a CHM member.(if any)
4. Two words: Napalm Man!
3. Dress as a priest with a gun and call yourself Judas priest.
2. go as a thief and call yourself a member of parliment.
1. Dress up as an arab and call yourself one of the Hezbollah.
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Also, if you have trouble loading our text issues,
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