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Catslash Magazine
Volume 1, Issue 20
March 1998
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
[ Special SPRING IS HERE WITH A VENGEANCE issue ]
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Well, its spring again, so you can come outside and do some anarchy!
We've decided to declare this our special SPRING IS HERE WITH A
VENGEANCE issue since all of us wrote articles on pyro and vengeance.
In other news, my alias is changed from Bungie to Reaper now. Due to
a fuck-up by the Vigilante Corp Anarchy Mail was seized by the
witchhunters and everybody in the system had to do an alias change.
It sucks but its better than jail.
Keeping with the changed alias idea, Blackheart is now known as
Pyrotech, though this is not the VC's fault.
Also, we have two new writers! X-Con has written two articles for
us, look in files 2 and 8. As well, Firestarter has written an
acticle in file 3.
In sadder news though, Bethlehem has closed down. R.I.P Bethlehem,
you were a great disro BBS and an awesome anarchy BBS in general. I
just hope Lord Mysteriis can find something to do with his time ;-).
Finally, next month will be the April Fool's issue again, it'll all
be phoney stuff again. Just making sure you don't actually try any of
it!!!
Well, here we go...enjoy your sweet vengeance...
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| Contents |
| SPRING IS HERE WITH A VENGEANCE - Issue 20 |
|___________________________________________________________________|
|Subject | Author: | File# |
|___________________________________________|______________|________|
|1. Intro.................................... Reaper............. 1 |
|2. Minny Torches or Flame Drops ............ X-Con ..............2 |
|3. Twisted Joke Section .................... Firestarter ....... 3 |
|4. The Vengeance Column .................... Poison Ice ........ 4 |
|5. Flechette Rocket ........................ Pyrotech .......... 5 |
|6. Wrecking Someone's Life ................. Buachaill B¢ ...... 6 |
|7. Exploding Drink ......................... Spectre ........... 7 |
|8. One Day Attack .......................... Reaper ............ 8 |
|9. Flaming T.P. ............................ X-Con ............. 9 |
|10. The Security Section ................... Reaper ........... 10 |
|11. Connection Corner ...................... Poison Ice ....... 11 |
|12. Catslash Top Ten ....................... Poison Ice........ 12 |
|13. Catslash Supporters Final Salute ....... Reaper ........... 13 |
|14. Catslash Information ...................................... 14 |
|15. Disclaimer ................................................ 15 |
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\ Minny Torches or Flame Drops /
\ By: X-Con /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
''''''''''''''''''File #2 of 15''''''''''''''
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Did you know that ink is flameble. Well, if you did then shutup
and read this article any how.
ok, what you do is go to the store and rip off a pack of those
white cheap bic pens. then go to your usual burning place and get a
lighter or a match or something. Hold the match up to the tip of the
pen and wait for the plastic crap to fall down. Then the good stuff
comes. Ones the ink starts to fizz and crap you can let go of the
lighter, or whatever and the pen should be able to burn. there you've
got your little torch, but after a while the ink starts dripping
down, usually flaming. there, you've down it. If you have any
questions or comments for me email me at : xcon0@yahoo.com or Reaper
at catslash@hotmail.com
AS I ALWAYS SAY: WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG, IT'S EVERYBODY
ELSE WHO'S SCRED UP, WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.
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\ Twisted Joke Section /
\ By:-=The Firestarter=- /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
''''''''''''''''''File #3 of 15''''''''''''''
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If your loser gets a parking ticket, get it before he sees it.
Write a message on the back insulting the police and send it in with
no money.
Laxatives slipped into your loser's food do wonders. Try this on his
dog's food too - It'll shit everywhere!
If your flatmates ever steal your milk, put laxatives in it-that'll
teach 'em! Remember not to drink it yourself of course.
If your loser is about to approach his house or car, place your lighter
under the door handle for a minute or two. Stand back and cover your
ears! Dog shit or pins placed under the handle works well too.
Spread a little petrol or paint thinner on your loser's car and this
will make his paint run and fade. Vodka will eat the paint off and so
will eggs if they sit there long enough.
Old but good: put detergent in your loser's kettle and / or toilet
cistem. Loads of foam, and a bastard to remove.
A sturdy generic scam for an outdoor party or public place is to
discretely pour lighter fuel over a dog shit and set it alight. Some
upstanding member of the community will, on seeing the flames, do the
right thing and stamp it out. HAHAHAHAH.
For pure mischief: In a shop, pull off one of those security stickers
on products and put it (sticky side up) on the floor. Watch it until
Pretty nasty, 'if you're in for this sort of thing: If you get two
blokes totally passed out after a heavy night out drinking, persuade
someone to undress them and put them in a bed together. For even more
effect, persuade the person to go further and rub each of their asses
with an old toothbrush; be as hygienic as possible and use a different
brush for each bloke. The two blokes will wake up naked next to each
other with sore asses. They'll never touch another drop again!
Take some gelatine pill capsules and empty their contents down the
sink. Save the capsules and fill them with blue food colouring or
permanent dye. Open our losers showerhead and place the pills inside.
You may need to add just a smear of petroleum jelly to prevent the
pills rattling around. When our loser takes a shower, the hot water
will dissolve the capsules and release the blue dye. Especially good
if your loser has fair hair.
If your loser ever goes out drinking and driving, teach him a lesson
by smearing some pig's blood or ketchup over his bonnet and stick some
human hairs to it. When he gets up the next day, and before he has seen
his car, chat casually to him about there being an horrific hit-and-run
incident on the news last night.
A nasty trick if you're on holiday or you are a student living in
halls. Your victim must have a small gap under their door. Acquire an
old LP cover, Neil Diamond will do fine. Make sure it has some spring
left in it and does not lie exactly flat. Fill the LP cover with yellow
water paint, the kind you used to use at school. Now place the LP cover
with the opening facing your victim's door and stamp up and down on it
yelling 'Gas attack, everybody down.'
Forget Pavlov's dogs and start on pigeons. Get some birdseed and spread
it around on your local or school football pitch whilst blowing a
whistle. Do this a few times until you've got the birds trained. When
the football season starts the referee or PE teacher will have a
miniature pitch invasion on his hands.
If you have the misfortune of entertaining your loser at dinner, why
not get some entertainment yourself by adding some bodily fluids' to
his food. There's nothing quite like watching your loser eating his
meal while you know that it is not as pure as your own.
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\engeance/olumn
By: Poison Ice
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My collegues, It is the month of march, Valentines day is weeks past
any many couples have broken up, tears have been shed and hearts are
broken. But the damage is done, now its time for VENGEANCE!!! This
month we will talk of good ways to get back at your former honey,
lets get started shall we?
Now a lot of this stuff is only good in a school setting, keep that
in mind as you plot your actions, and remember, DON'T HURT ANYONE
PHYSICALLY!!! Get it, got it, good!
But before I get started, I want to address a problem, I've been
taking a lot of flack lately about the Vengeance Column not being
"vengeancy" enough. Basically, to those few I say "Go back to Israel
you pansy-assed faggots!" all those who disagree can email me at
Harrysachz@Mailexcite.com.
Now to work! First you get a bag and some Jello, make the Jello the
night before to make sure it holds together. Then the next day you go
to his/her locker, put the Jello in the bag with a little hole in the
bottom and leave it in his/her locker. The lack of refrigeration will
cause the Jello to lose it's consistency and it will ooze all over
the locker's contents. When that's done, you go on the internet, look
up the personal ads and submit one for him/her in the gay personals
for whatever city your in, they will get a response. This happened to
a friend of mine and he was infuriated. A third thing to do would be
to glue the back of the ex's lock to his/her locker, preventing the
loser from opening the locker long enough for the Jello to sludge
over everything. And there you go, three ways to get back at your
former significant other.
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\ Flechette Rocket /
\ By: Pyrotech /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
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This is a variation on the game "Pin The Rocket on the Moron" detailed in a
previous issue of CATSlash. Since I know some of you can't get the issue and
others are just too fucking lazy, I will reproduce the article IN ITS ENTIRETY
(including the spelling mistakes, so don't think that I cannot spell) here:
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\ Pin The Rocket on the Moron /
\ Brought to you by: Bungie /
\___________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 11, June 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''File #3 of 9''''''''''''
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Here's a fun classic anarchist game. I have no idea who invented the
game, but it has become a hit in the anarchist society. The 'Pin the
Rocket' display at the Anarchon (1995) was a huge hit. Well enough of
the history...onto the instructions!
Materials:
===========
- 1 1"diameter pipe
- 1 lighter or a pack of matches (lighter works better)
- several packs of rocket engines
- two anarchists who are bored
- some lamer walking around a field or in a forest etc.
(if no lamer can be found just fire at anyone you see)
Instructions:
==============
1. Insert a rocket engine, igniter side towards you, into the pipe.
2. Have one anarchist balance it on his shoulder and aim at moron.
3. Other anarchist lights igniter end of engine with lighter. Make
sure you pull your hand back FAST!
4. Fwooooossshhhh! Rocket engine fires and flies towards target!
How to win:
===========
If you hit the guy, you get a point. If the quy dodges, he gets a
point. Of course, winning really dosen't mean anything for him...
Maybe one day an olympic sport will come out of this. Until then...
have phun!
(File ends here)
My variant:
Extra requirements:
The rocket engines need to be 'D' size or better.
The igniters from the rocket engines (the thin bent piece of wire with
phosphorus in the middle)
Some gauze (metal mesh, don't use plastic cause it melts)
Glue (cyanoacrylate or Superglue or something that is heat-resistant.)
Some Corks (I dunno, go get tanked up on wine and use those corks, but do not do
this when wasted)
Stanley Knife Blades. These are used as trimming blades. They look a bit like
this shitty drawing:
_______ _ ________
/ U U \
/ \
/______________________\
<------2 inches-------->
The 2 U's are notches in the blunt side of the blade.
Before you do anything with this strip about half of the heavy cardboard from
the engine so it is narrower and therefore lighter and therefore faster.
Take the blade and narrow it by cutting it or breaking it in a vice
to about 1/3 to 1/2 of the way up from the sharp bit.
Now you may want to narrow the ends even more to help it fit in the cork and so
it goes more smoothly into someone's head. (I have killed someone with this
while I was going through the final tests even though it was phlukey (flukey)
aim, so do not take this phile lightly and use it for casual phun (well unless
you really want to)).
The obvious bit: the flechette goes into the cork and the cork goes on the
non-burning end of the rocket engine. Insert the igniter in the other end and
close it off with the plug provided.
The gauze is glued over one end of the pipe and the completed rocket is dropped
in igniter end first. The igniter wires should be poking out of the holes in the
gauze.
Now, aim it at the target, and touch the wires to the terminals on the battery.
As in the previous article, FWOOOOOSH!!! The rocket files toward the target and,
hopefully, embeds itself in their head.
Have phun!!!
Pyrotech.
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\ WRECKING SOMEONE'S LIFE /
\ By: Buachaill B¢ /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
''''''''''''''''''File #6 of 15''''''''''''''
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NOTE: I use "her" as it is a girl i'm talking about. However this
doesn't mean that it won't work equally well on guys.There is
this bitch who lives near me who nobody likes as she has
spread rumours about half the village, so we finally decided
all-out WAR wasÿneeded to trash her life.
NOTE: this works best on girls but it would be ok on guys too, you
might need to alter some of the methods.
ÿ
1)Preliminary assault:
We observed her patterns for a week, where she goes after
school,what time she gets home at, etc. After learning this we had
some guysfollow her for a whole week and talk loudly about the
slag/bitch/lesbian just up ahead of them. She got totally paranoid
and was looking around frantically every time she left her house.
ÿ
2)Stage 2:
After this, we had a group of people hang around both ends of her
road from straight after school until about 8 or 9 at night every
day. If she walked past us we would intimidate her or try to trip
her up. HOWEVER, if your victim is the squealer type, these last
two stages aren't very effective as you will get in shit from her
parents and maybe even the pigs. So, moving onto
ÿ
3)Valentines
It was around valentines week when things really climaxed. We
spent the whole week preparing sick cards to send to her
EXAMPLES:
cover - Roses are red, violets are blue...
inside - When I masturbate I think of you (smear toothpaste or
shaving foam all over the inside of the card)
cover - Roses are red, violets are blue...
inside - Next time I see you I'll rape and murder you
ÿ
those are just 2 of the many we sent her...use your imagination!!!
ÿ
4)puters
If your victim has a puter, you are in luck. Make a diskette bomb
(see below), or, if you prefer the more subtle approach, write a
virus (ATTN: NEVER D'LOAD A VIRUS AND PLOP IT ON A FLOPPY DISK,
CHANCES ARE, IT WILL BE FOUND BY A VIRUS SCANNER. A
HOMEMADE VIRUS WILL BE MUCH MORE DIFFICULT TO SPOT.) When you've
done whatever you want to to the disk, put a fancy label
on it, print out a couple of leaflets about the "program" eg THIS
DATABASE WILL REVOLUTIONISE YOUR LIFE or something like that,
bullshitting about how great the program is. Just so long as they
use the bloody disk. Make it look realistic.
ÿ
Diskette Bombsÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ by the Jolly Roger
You need:
ÿ- A disk
ÿ- Scissors
ÿ- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
ÿ- Clear nail polish
- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)
- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.
- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,
metal might spark the matchpowder!)
- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.
- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture
- Let it dry
- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the
disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK
DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try
and fix THAT!!!ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ -Jolly Roger-
ÿ
5)Indimitation
Now, start hanging around in big groups of maybe ten opposite your
victim's house, with a stereo at full blast. Give your victim
dirty looks and
mouth things at them, etc. when they leave the house. This is good
because they get freaked, especially if they are the timid type.
ÿ
6)Vandalism
If you can get access to the person's bedroom, this is a great
place to phuck them over. Come armed with dead animals, fake
blood, fake vomit, fake shit, shaving foam, fake (or real) semen
(if you cant get any of this milk of magnesia is good). Now you're
ready. This is better if you carry it out over a series of days,
but certain bedrooms will be good for planting everything at once.
Put the fake semen or whatever into their bed.
Then if one of their parent's is changing the sheets, if it's a
boy they will think he had a wet dream or was wanking, and if it's
a girl they will
think she had a fella in bed with her when they were out. Put the
shaving foam in their shoes. Fake blood goes on the really good
clothes, fake vomit under the pillow, and fake shit in pockets.
You might want to change some of this around to suit the person in
question.
ÿ
7)Serious terrorism
OK, you've done all the above, now you wanna go in for the kill.
Start sending death threats,ÿ a trickle at first and then loads.
NOTE: when you send mail go to a different district so it will be
stamped as being from a different postal district. On your death
threats sign them something like "The Kill xxxxx Association" or
"Death to Fuckheads Anonymous". Something that will frighten them.
Then send them a message saying "The end is nigh. We've had our
fun, now we want to finish you off. Soon we will kidnap you and
torture you, before slowly and painfully murdering you. Don't
think mummy and daddy will save you this time........"
After this, plant spies around your victim's house. When she
leaves the house, have them tell some other people - 3 or 4 is the
best number, and have them wear masks and surround her on the
road. DON'T BEAT HER UP, the last thing you want is to be caught
for GBH, because she'll probably have a fair idea of who it is.
Ask for money (try to disguise your voice). If she gives it to
you, fine, you've made a bit of cash out of this. Then tell her to
push off and leave. If she doesn't give it to you, make like
you're going to hit her. When she starts to run, chase her until
she gets about 50 metres away from her house. Have a change of
clothes and some bags to keep the masks in in a bush nearby, then
get as far away as possible.
ÿ
Now you should have well and truly fucked up someone's life.
Hopefully the pigs won't bust you (they'll use the smallest excuse
sometimes, funnily enough) and your victim will never bother anyone
again. If they do, just start the terrorism again.
That's it from me for now, next month: TORTURE!!! THE COMPLETE GUIDE
Buachaill B¢ (email cybercowboy@starmail.com {write anarchy in the
subject line}, ICQ UIN: 7433499)
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\ Exploding Drink /
\ By: Spectre /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
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_____________________________________________________________________
- TO ME, THE BUILDING OF EXPLOSIVES IS AN ART.
AND IF ART IS A CRIME, THEN FORGIVE ME FATHER I HAVE SINNED.
_____________________________________________________________________
__
/ /
/ /<--- Straw
____________/_/_________
\______________________/<--- Lid
| / / |
|: / / :|
|:\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/:|
Drink --------------> / / :|
make sure its |: / / :<------ Plastic Wrap
dark (Coke, |: / / :| /
Rootbeer etc.) |::::::::::::::::::::<-------/
|====================<---- plasticene or
|====================| plastique (whatever
\ explosive / your preference)
\ /
\______________/
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\ One Day Attack /
\ By: Reaper /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
''''''''''''''''''File #8 of 15''''''''''''''
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Me and DreD drew up this plan to get back at an enemy that lived far
away. We only wanted a one day strike and this worked out damn well.
Equipment needed:
:::::::::::::::::
- Beige Box (see issue 1)
- Assasin Box (see file ASSASIN.BOX on phreaking web pages)
- Napalm (see issue 3)
- Thermite (see file 10 in the Jolly Roger Cookbook)
- Blowtorch
- Magnesium Ribbon (from your school's chem lab)
- Cement mix (quick dry)
- Oil (1L at least), gas, or WD40 spray can(s)
- Toilet Paper
- Gas
- Old housekey
- spraypaint
- Brake fluid
Got all that? If you can't find some things, don't worry, just make
sure you have lots of gas! (Its the main thing man!)
Preparation:
::::::::::::
1) Test your Beige box on your lightening arrestor to be sure it
works!
2) Build the assasin box and get a battery for it
3) Make the napalm and thermite. Mix the toilet paper with some gas.
Put the napalm and toilet paper stuff in jars.
ok, we're ready to go...
On the Site
:::::::::::
First you must find them, in whatever way you use. Then you have to
get there. A car is best but a bike can work too (just cut down on
supplies). If you use a car splash a bit of mud on the plates, just
to be sure. Once you're on site:
First you attack the house...
1) Pour oil, gas etc on the lawn. This will kill the grass. Try to
spell shit like FUCK YOU, I AM GAY, DEAD GRASS etc.
2) Break the old key in his deadbolt lock
3) Pour cement around his doorframe, make a speedbump on his
sidewalk, or a good idea is to cut a hole in the screen on his
screen door and fill the space between doors with cement! When
he opens it he'll get a big (and heavy) surprise!
4) Spraypaint stuff all over his house, polka dot his doors, write
death threats, do whatever you want with the paint!
Now the incoming lines...
5) Open his phone box, find his pair (plug in and dial ANI - In
Edmonton its 311) and plug in your beige box. Now call Australia,
1-900 numbers, Defcon, or anything that will get him a big phone
bill! A cool thing is call time in Australia and leave it off the
hook for a long time.
6) When that is done plug in the assasin box. This will give him a
shock when he picks up the phone. Its like touching an electric
fence with every call!
7) Open up his cable box and disconnect his cable. Crazy glue a cable
tube (see last issue) to his line. Now crazy glue his line to the
cable tube! OOPS! No more cable TV for one or two weeks! They might
even have to dig up his lawn (with the words!) to put in a new line!
Wheeeeeeeeeee.... isnÕt this fun?
Now the car!...
8) Cover his windows with the toilet paper and gas, then cram some
napalm up his exhaust pipe. These'll dry and phuck up his car
real good.
9) Pour the brake fluid all over his paint job, this'll eat off his
paint. Key in a nice message while youÕre at it
10) Light the thermite on his hood. You'll need the blowtorch to
ignite the magnesium. When the magnesium is lit drop it on the
thermite. This stuff is very hot and will burn through his hood,
air cleaner, block...If you donÕt have thermite, then just use
the blowtorch on his car! It can be almost as fun!
Now we go back to the house...
11) Coat his windows with napalm and light them, THEN GET AWAY FAST!
This'll shatter his windows and probably send the police running
over.Another good alternative is Polish flare fuel (described in
issue 18). Flare mix will definately shatter it with its hot blue
flame.
Escape
::::::
When you are done, leave the area so the police don't get a clothing
match on you. When the dumb fucker gets home he WILL KNOW SOMEBODY
HATES HIM!!! If he dosen't then you have picked the wrong enemy!
Finally, I just want to remind you to be careful. If you get caught,
you can be charged for the property damage, phreaking, and bomb
threat at least. If you get caught he'll have the ultimate vengeance.
So don't get caught.
Anywayz, have phun!
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\ Flaming T.P. /
\ By: X-Con /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998 __________/
''''''''''''''''''File #9 of 15''''''''''''''
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This is really easy to do. First of all phind a house you don't like
then wait until night time. next go out there and t.p. it. now the
PHUN part = Take a lighter or a match andf light one or two or three
ends of the t.p. on fire, then haul as and watch from a safe
distance.
You should see a house that looks like it's on fire, (it is). For
added effect you can ring the doorbell so the victim will see the
house and if he's really old he might have a heart attack! ha - ha!
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| ____ ____ |
| The Security Section / __ \___________ /____\ Catslash |
| |(__) _____ _ | | ( ) | Magazine |
| By: Reaper \____/ |_| |_| | || | Issue 20 |
| |______| March, 1998 |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Here's an odd stat: |
| "there are 15,000 known viruses found on PC's, and only 60 known |
| viruses found on Macs" (MacsRule stats, Jan 1998). I wonder how |
| big this file would get if we added ALL the PC virii? It would be |
| so depressing... |
| I've also added the Classic Trojans to this list for the hell of |
| it. They are on the bottom. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
/ MACINTOSH / /
/___________/____________________________________________________/
|_________________________________________________________________|
| MacOS SuperSpeedBoost 03/98|
|=================================================================|
| Speeds up your OS by deleting important files! |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| HotlineSerial*Generator 03/98|
|=================================================================|
| A version of the HotlineSerial#Generator with a virus. Notice |
| the '*' in the name rather than a '#'. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| MacOS 8.1 Tips & Tricks.sit 03/98|
|=================================================================|
| Can be identified because it has the MacAddict April issues CD |
| icon. It has no tips but tricks. This'll trash your finder and |
| system files. Probably a shitty April Fool's joke. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| admins guide to cracking 03/98|
|=================================================================|
| This is a set of applescripts that trash things. There is really|
| too many of these around these days. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline, Softwindows, Super Doubler 02/98|
| Hotline Crasher, Hacker 02/98|
| MacNuker 02/98|
| Warcraft 2 Network Cheater 02/98|
| C&N Xmas Issue 12/97|
|=================================================================|
| April fool's joke that pretends to format your hard disk. Click |
| on flashing disk icon to quit. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Internet Hacking Tips.txt 02/98|
|=================================================================|
| Applescript that places Finder in the trash and then empties it!|
|_________________________________________________________________|
| File Protector 2.02 Installer 02/98|
|=================================================================|
| This is a virus carrier and will kill your system software. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| ForceQue 02/98|
|=================================================================|
| Installs an invisible user on older Hotline servers |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| EIAS 2.7.5 Patch FULL 02/98|
|=================================================================|
| This trashes your Finder and makes your system software useless!|
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Free AOL Account Upgrade 02/98|
|=================================================================|
| This will steal your AOL login information and e-mail it to some|
| guy on Hotmail. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Mac OS 8.1 Beta Upgrade Trojan 01/98|
|=================================================================|
| Some versions will cause menus to be fucked and other problems. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Dreamweaver Patch FULL Trojan 01/98|
| Office 98beta [k] Trojan 01/98|
|=================================================================|
| Trashes your Finder on startup. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Erotica Theatre Trojan 01/98|
|=================================================================|
| Installs fake OT scripts and an Apple Guide. Creates odd folders|
| in your System Folder and causes buggy performance. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Helper 01/98|
|=================================================================|
| Installs the Invisible Oasis keystroke logger. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Silverlining 6.0 and 6.0.1 Trojan 12/97|
|=================================================================|
| Silverlining 6.0 and 6.0.1 are trojans! This Trojan will |
| completely destroy your hard drive to the point that it can only|
| be used as a paperweight. Silverlining 6 does not exist! |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Stuffit Deluxe 4.5 Trojan 12/97|
|=================================================================|
| Some versions act like SD but will delete files its compressing!|
|_________________________________________________________________|
| ChinaTalk CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Supposed to be a sound driver but it deletes folders. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| CPro CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Supposed to update Compact Pro but erases mounted disks! |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| FontFinder CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Supposed to list fonts in a document but it deletes folders. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Mosiac CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Mangles directory structures. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| New Look CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Supposed to modify system display, but it modifies the System |
| file so that no vowels can be typed! |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Steroid CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Supposed to speed up Quickdraw but mangles directory structure. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
| Pretty Ladies CLASSIC|
|=================================================================|
| Porno Hypercard stack that erases files while its open. |
|_________________________________________________________________|
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| ________| '''''''''''''''''''''
| | ' CATSlash Magazine '
__| |_____ ' Issue #20 '
| | |_____| ' March, 1998 '
| || |________ ' File #11 of 15 '
| ||__________|onnection '''''''''''''''''''''
| |
| |________
|__________|orner
By: Poison Ice
_____________________________________________________________________
This month I'm back in the saddle because Reaper got a typing cramp
but if you wish for me to contine typing the connection corner...
MAIL THE INFO TO ME ON MY E-MAIL ADDRESS(HARRYSACHZ@MAILEXCITE.COM)
SO I GET THE INFO!!!.
___________________________________________________________________
| | Students Combat Smoking Rules |
|\ / |=======================================================|
| \ / | To combat the new smoker suspension rule, vic students|
| \ o __ | have just gone further down the alleyways and streets |
| \/||__ | where they cannot be caught by the resource officer or|
| Vic: | school officials, That's showing them!! |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| _ _ _ | Pigs are here! |
|/_ / \ |=======================================================|
|\ \ H \ |The teacher known as Mr. Galliger is an undercover cop!|
| \_ \_ \_\ |Sure all teachers are evil, but this in itself is a |
| |heenis crime!! |
| Eastglen:| |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| __ __ | Locker Search |
|| \ / |_|=======================================================|
|| \/ |_|A locker search Preformed recently has given Lazerte a |
|| |\ /| |_|new reputation! In this search police found 2 Guns, |
||_| \/ |_|_|20 knives, and a hell of a lot of Illicit Narcotics |
| | |____|(Hot drugs man). What a school!! |
| M.E.\_____| |
| Lazerte | |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | Telus Buy Out |
| /\ |=======================================================|
|____/__\___| Rumor has it that telus may get bought out by AT&T in |
| / \ | a merger nothing more is known at this time. |
| / \ | |
| Local | |
| H/P/A | |
| News: | |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| _____ | Israeli Fragger Busted! |
|/ /\ \ |=======================================================|
|_/__\___\__|The Israeli hacker known as analyzer was busted! The |
|/ \ / |FBI caught him and pinned the pentagon hacking assault |
|______\/ |on him! "Chaos...I think it's a nice idea," Analyzer |
| |had mused in his first Internet interview, Typical |
| World |Israeli talk if I ever heard it, I knew those folk were|
| H/P/A |dim, but to hit the pentagon?!?! Dammit I wish the |
| News: |Libyans would just blow the crap out of that windbag |
| |nation!!!! |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | The Truth On Iraq |
| OTHER |=======================================================|
| WORLD |I'm sick and so damned fucking tired of the words "Iraq|
| NEWS: |is going to bomb canada!" I mean how stupid are these |
| |people? Is there something in your drinking water? Iraq|
| |couldn't bomb canada if they wanted to, which they |
| |don't. How do I know this? Because I know that Iraq |
| |doesn't have the delivery system to get anything here,|
| |that means that his weapons couldn't even hit Israel |
| |let alone Canada! even the americans know this!!! |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
To give us Conection Corner info, e-mail harrysachz@mailexcite.com
or catslash@hotmail.com
Catslash
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/___ ___/_____ _____ '''''''''''''''''''''
/ // / ___ / __ \\ ' CATSlash Magazine '
/ // / // / / /_/ // ' Issue #20 '
/ // / // / / ____// ' March, 1998 '
/ // / //_/ / // ' File #12 of 15 '
/_// \_____/_// '''''''''''''''''''''
_________
/___ ___/____ __
/ // / ___//\ / //
/ // / /__ / \ / //
/ // / ___// /\ \/ //
/ // / /___/ // \ //
/_// \____/_// \//
By: Poison Ice
*********************************************************************
* Top Ten Best Anarchist Pick Up Lines *
*********************************************************************
* *
* 10. Ohh girl, you make my napalm siszzle... *
* 9. Hey baby wanna help launch the rocket in my pocket? *
* 8. Girl, your hotter than lit thermite! *
* 7. Wanna blow my dart? *
* 6. Wanna use my linesman's handset. *
* 5. You can phreak my cable anytime. *
* 4. Hey baby, can I hack your SLIP connection? *
* 3. Are those grenades in your shirt or are you just happy to *
* see me? *
* 2. Let's go use the slim jim in my car. *
* 1. Wanna go Jolly up my Roger *
* *
*********************************************************************
* WARNING: DON'T TRY THESE UNLESS YOUR SO DRUNK YOUR HITTING ON A *
* LAMPPOST, BECAUSE ACTUAL WOMEN WILL KICK YOUR NADS SO HARD YOUR *
* TESTICLES WILL FLY OUT OF YOUR EARS!! I MEAN IT!!! (ELECTRIK FIRE *
* KNOWS THIS) *
*********************************************************************
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Catslash Magazine Issue #20, March 1998
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| Catslash Supporters Final Salute |
| To The Many Phriendz of Catslash |
| By: Reaper |
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Recently, Anarchy Online and Sensory Overload have dissapeared,
leaving only two adds, and now Bethlehem will be gone
too! So this section of the magazine will dissappear.
Its sorta sad to see all the old groups and boards shutting down
that were once listed here...I guess the internet will end up ruling
us all. That'll suck so bad.
So we include a final salute to all the BBS's and groups that have
advertised here. Here we go:
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"&&&"&& "&&&"&& &&"&&a "&&a && "&&" "&&&"&& "&&& && "&&&"&& "&&&"&&"&a
&&& && &&& && &&& &&&e&& && &&& &&& && &&& &&& && &&
&&&e&" &&&e &&& &&& && && &&&e &&&e&& &&&e &&& && &&
&&& && &&& &&& &&& && && &&& &&& && &&& &&& && &&
&&& && &&& &&& &&& && && &&& &&& && &&& &&& && &&
e&&&e&" e&&&e&& e&&" e&&" && && e&&&e&& e&&& && e&&&e&& e&&" && &&
&&
H/P/A, Music, Magic &&&&&&&&&& Official CS distro
and more... && since the beginning
&&
You were the best distro BBS... every anarchist in Edmonton knew your
name. Maybe we'll write a tribute issue. Anyways, we'll miss your
presence on the scene, as well as Lord Mysteriis...
_____________________________________________________________________
__ __
|\ /\ /\ |\| | |\ /\ /| / Hope you'll still pitch with
| \/ \/ \|/|__|_ |// \/ |/ us in the Catslash EVIL
| /\ /\ /|\| | |\\ /\ |\ project ;-)
|/ \/ \/ |/|__|__ | \\/ \| \
SOFTWARE
_____________________________________________________________________
________ ____
/ / \ If you're still
\________ / \ around Wrexsoul
\ \ / Your board had
________/ENSORY \____/VERLOAD BBS good msg. bases!
_____________________________________________________________________
______________
/\ \ Anarchy Online
//\\ \ ==============
// \\ |
----//----\\--------- We owe you a lot. If you hadn't
// \\ | placed us on your banner, we
// \\ / never would have become popular
// \\ / so fast! Hope your CD is still
\______________/ selling!
_________________________________________________________
The
____ ____ You never did release the VC files
\ \ / / but at least the ones I wrote on
\ \/ / Atari ST hacks will never be seen!
\ /IGILANTE Anarchy in the 403 was never open
\ /________ either. Its sort of sad that of
\ / _____/ all the groups you take the worst
\/ / hits. If you shut down again a big
/ /____ part of the 403'll be lost SO
/________/ORP DON'T SHUT DOWN!
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Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March, 1998
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* Other Catslash Information *
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= Getting other issues of Catslash =
=====================================================================
= Catslash is available from: =
= The Internet: http://members.tripod.com/~catslash/ =
=====================================================================
= Contacting us: =
=====================================================================
= To E-Mail Catslash on the Internet e-mail: =
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= pyrotechcorp@usa.net - Pyrotech =
= harrysachz@mailexcite.com - Poison Ice =
= cybercowboy@starmail.com - Buachaill B¢ =
= xcon0@yahoo.com - X-Con =
= =
= All articles or general questions should be mailed to Reaper. =
=====================================================================
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=====================================================================
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= and we can set up a column for you. The only rules we have are: =
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= 2. It can't be copied from somebody else's file (without proper =
= credit) =
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= Send them in! =
=====================================================================
_____________________________________________________________________
______________
| / | CATSlash Magazine is made with
| | / | | '''''''''Macintosh''''''''''''
| / | '''''''''
| /__ | Sometimes we have a Mac version of CS Magazine!
| \____|___/ | Why is this better? because the Mac version
|_______|______| comes with pictures, sound, movies, and its
just different.
Macs Rule! Check our web page for details.
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~ ~CATSlash Magazine is made in Canada! ~
~ ~ /\ ~ ~
~ ~ |\/ \/| ~ __ _ ~_ _ _
~ ~ | | ~/ /_| |\ | /_| | \ /_|
~ ~ _/\ | | /\_ ~\___/ | | \| /~ | |_/ / |
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~ ~ \ \ / / ~|__\ / \ / |_/ /_
~ ~ \ / ~| \ \_/ \__ | \ __/
~ ~ \ / ~ ~
~ ~ /_____ _____\ ~ ~
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Don't mess with Canada or we'll kill you. I mean it.
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Catslash Magazine - Issue 20, March 1998
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/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\Disclaimer/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
< C.A.T.S. or CATSlash Magazine are not responsible for any >
< incidents occuring from this magazine or past issues. This is >
< for informational purposes only and anything described in these >
< files are not meant to be done by the reader. So, if you blow >
< off a body part, we aren't responsible. You are you! >
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