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/ / / \ | | / /________ Technology Society
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Catslash Magazine
Anniversary
***************\ VIOLENCE AND WARFARE ISSUE /************************
Volume 1, Issue 13
August 1997
_____________________________________________________________________
Hello everybody! This is a great month for Catslash, maninly because
we are now one year old! In honour of this great event we have put
together some new articles that are really good stuff. We have also
made this our "Violence and Warfare" issue, so you can go kill your
phriends.
And as for all you people that e-mailed us over the past month, we're
sorry it is taking us so long to reply (we've been pretty busy).
Don't think we've ignored you, WE HAVE ALL YOUR LETTERS SAVED! It
just takes us a while to get back to you. Thanx for your patience.
In the sadder news, this is Boom Boom's last issue with us. Its sad
to see him go, but unfortunate things happen. We will probably never
get someone with his expertise in explosives for a long time though.
Anywayz, here is the lineup for issue 13:
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| Contents |
| VIOLENCE AND WARFARE ISSUE(CS#13) |
|___________________________________________________________________|
|Subject | Author: | File# |
|___________________________________________|______________|________|
|1. Intro.................................... Bungie............. 1 |
|2. Rocket Launcher ......................... Boom Boom ..........2 |
|3. Missiles ................................ Boom Boom ......... 3 |
|4. The Vengence Column ..................... Poison Ice ........ 4 |
|5. Nutbusters .............................. Bungie ............ 5 |
|6. Internet Pain Column .................... DreD .............. 6 |
|7. The Arrow Launcher ...................... Poison Ice ........ 7 |
|8. Software Review:BombTrack 2.0............ Bungie............. 8 |
| CreditMaster4............ Bungie............. 8 |
|9. Connection Corner........................ Poison Ice......... 9 |
|10. Catslash Top Ten ....................... Poison Ice........ 10 |
|11. Catslash Supporter Adds ................................... 11 |
|12. Catslash Information ...................................... 12 |
|13. Disclaimer ................................................ 13 |
|___________________________________________________________________|
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\ Rocket Launcher /
\ By: Boom Boom /
\_________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 13, August 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''''File #2 of 13'''''''''''
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/| EXHAUST PORTS Wire
__________________________________________/_|____________ \/
| Coathanger wrapped __| |______
| in copper wire -----> =====|_| |}___ |
|_______________________________________________________|_| | |
| ____|_________________(_____)______________| |
Car Battery -->|__/____| _J ]____________\/ \/_________________|
H/ H__/ [_]
/\ /\
/\ Shoulder removable
Handle with rest loading/firing
trigger switch cap.
WARHAMMER CONCUSSION AND INCENDIARY
MISSILE
______
/ <--- Guide wire / |
/ / |
___________/ / |
/ | / |
/ | / |
______/_____________|_________________________/___________|__
/| CAP-DART | HAIR-SPRAY |||| Rocket engine |
/| | WARHEAD | CAN |||| |
\| | | |||| |
\|______________|_________________________||||________________|
\ | \ |
\ | /\ \ |
\___________| Tin Foil \ |
\ \ |
\ \ |
\ <-- Guide Wire \______|
/\ /\ \
\ \ ___ / /
\ \/ \/ /
\/ _ \/
| (_) | FRONT
/\ /\
/ /\___/\ \
/ / \ \
\/ \_\
/\
|__|
/| |\
|_|__|_|
| |
|__|
_____________/|______ /| |\
| |_|__|_|
< | |
_____________________| ___|___ REMOVE CAP TO RELOAD
( ) \| \\ \_____/
\/\/ \\_____________{}
\_____________/
CAUTION!
Make sure trigger switch is off before reloading. failure to do so
can result in: loss of vision, physical scarring, or amputation of
hands or arms. This is a high performance assault arm, and is not to
be toyed with!
CAPABILITIES:
- Destroy 15% of an automobile initialy, or 100% posthence
- destroy sheds
- Home rennovations.
- Whatever your twisted mind can come up with.
RANGES
1 engine
____
|____|
\\ / //
()=============================================\=/
/
/\
2 engines
_________
|____|____| // //
\/////
()====================================================\=//
/
/\
3 engines
______________
|____|____|____| \\\/\/
\ //
()=========================================================\=/
/
/\
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\ Missiles /
\ By: Boom Boom /
\_________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 13, August 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''''File #3 of 13''''''''''
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*CG Warhead is the CAP GRENADE WARHEAD (Discussed in a previous isssue)
*ENGINEs are rocket engines
BIG BANG MISSILE
_________ _________________
/ | / |
________/_________|____________________________/__________________|
/ CG | | |
| WARHEAD| HYDROGEN | ENGINE |
\_______|______________________________________|___________________|
\ | \ |
\________| \_________________|
HAPPY BOY MISSILE
_______ ___________________________
/ | / |
______/________|_____________________/____________________________|
/ CG | | || | |
| WARHEAD| WATER || DRANO | ENGINE |
\_______|____|_____||__________________________|___________________|
\ | \ |
\_______| \___________________________|
'NAM MISSILE
_________ _______
/ | / |
_______/__________|______________________________________/________|
/ XL CG |=| |***| |
| WARHEAD |=| NAPALM (PLASTICINE)->***| ENGINE |
\____________|_|_____________________________|___|_________________|
\ | \ |
\_________| \_______|
HEARTBREAKER
_______ ___ _____________________
/ | | | / |
_______/________|_|___|____________________/______________________|
/ CG | | 1 INCH | |
| WARHEAD | HAIRSPRAY CAN | NAILS | ENGINE |
\_________|__________________________|___________|_________________|
\ | | | \ |
\_______| |___| \_____________________|
BOOMER
_______________ ____________________
/ | / \
_______/________________|________________/______________________\_
/ CG |-----------------| Lighter | |
| WARHEAD| HAIRSPRAY CAN | fluid | ENGINE |
| |-----------------| | |
\_______|________/\_______|_____________|__________________________|
\ || | \ /
\_______||______| \____________________/
||
||
1 Inch nails
HELLRAISER _________________
/\____________ / /
___________/______________|______________________/________________/
| / CG | HAIRSPRAY | | |
|GASOLINE| WARHEAD| CAN | GASOLINE | ENGINE |
|_________\_______|___________________|__________|________________|
\ ____________| \ \
\/ \________________\
FALCON
___________ ______________
/ | / |
______/____________|____////////////_/_______________|_
/ CG | HAIRSPRAY |//////////// | |
| WARHEAD| CAN |----------- | ENGINE |
\_______|______________|\\\\\\\\\\\\_|__________________|
\ | \\\\\\\\\\\\ \ |
\___________| /\ \_______________|
/||\
||
funnels coated with 2 inch nails
INFERNO
_______ _____________________
/ /________________________ / |
__/______/ \______/______________________|_
/ CG | 3 HAIRSPRAY | | |
| WARHEAD |__________________________| GASOLINE | ENGINE |
\_________| CANS |___________|_________________|
\ \_________________________/ \ |
\______\ \_____________________|
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\_\ /\_\_____\ ' CATSlash Magazine '
\ \ / / / ____/ ' Issue #13 '
\ \/ / / / ' August, 1997 '
\ \/ / /___ ' File #4 of 9 '
\ / /____\ ''''''''''''''''''''''
\engence_/olumn
By: Poison Ice
_____________________________________________________________________
Hi everybody! today we will discuss an extention of ruining
someone's reputation, which happends to be ruining someones bicycle
(must be a bike with gears).
Lets get started, first you get some retro-musalagenic compound (i.e
margarine, lard, etc.) and place it on the brakepads and metallic rim
of wheels; Second you get a lot of pennies and glue them between the
gears on the back tire; Third you remove the connection bolt on the
seat and keep the seat on (once he drops from a curb..); fourth (if
you can) switch the gear cables with the brake cables, nuff said.
That was all I could think of today, untill next time!
(poison the flesh, poison the mind)
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\ Nutbusters /
\ By: Bungie /
\_________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 13, August 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''''File #5 of 13''''''''''
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This is a phun toy from Poor Man's James Bond that is easy to make
and can be pretty cool.
Materials
"""""""""
(1) Shotgun Shell
(1) ThumbTack
A roll of Scotch (clear plastic) tape
How to Assemble
"""""""""""""""
Take the tack and put a 5cm piece of tape over the head of the tack.
Repeat this process so the tape on the head forms a cross.
BOTTOM OF SHELL
Now place the tack over the primer piece on ____
the shotgun shell. BE CAREFUL! IF YOU PIERCE / \
INTO THE PRIMER, IT WILL HURT YOUR HAND | O ---- Primer
FUCKING BAD! I MEAN IT! Now tape it to the \____/ Piece
shell with the tape you put on the tack.
_____
Finally, lightly add some more tape to the / || \
tack so that it is on really good. |=( )<--- Tack
\__||<---- Tape
That's all it takes! Now when the tack hits
anything, it will fire the shell!
How to use!
"""""""""""
Just drop it so that the tack hits the ground. It works better when
thrown from a high place. It also works when thrown into walls and
other hard objects. Just be careful, because if you get hit with the
shot inside the shell, then it will hurt a lot, and can probably be
fatal. In fact, when you set it off, get away fast! Without a shotgun
barrel the shot will often cloud and pelt a lot of stuff. JUST BE
CAREFUL!
You can also lodge the shell tightly somewhere (a vise is good) and
hit the tack with a hammer. Instant shotgun!
Conclusion
"""""""""""
This is a pretty simple device, but is very dangerous. But, it is
also very fun! This makes a hell of a noise and can scare the fuck
out of anyone. Whatever you do with this, just have phun!
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- Catslash Magazine - Issue #13 - August 1997 -
SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY VIOLENCE AND WARFARE ISSUE
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How To Flame Someone's E-Mail
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Hello u all, this is DreD here. I'm writing my 1st article for
catslash, and u better all like it. Lets go to todays topic: flaming
some fuckhead's e-mail fer beginnerz!!!!!!!
For this u will need an internet account. One of the other issuez of
this mag has an article about free internet from compu$erv. That
would be the best way. That's what I used.
The first step is to find the lamer's email address. Lets all pretend
its chm403@hotmail.com <=== The NERDS Address ==> Practice with this
one too!!!!!!
Under Netscape, get to the setup, in the identity area, change
all of the boxes to match yur victim. Using our example, it would be
like:
Real Name: Elektric Fuckhead
E-Mail Address: chm403@hotmail.com
Reply To Address:chm403@hotmail.com
Just leave all the other shit blank. Now go into the the servers area,
and fill in yur mail servers. Mine waz mail.compuserve.com (thankx
to bungie fer the info). Now we have some fucking fun.
We R gonna subscribe the dumb fuck victim to a hundred MAILING
LISTS!!!! Fer those of u who don't know what that is, u send them an
e-mail and they send u a copy of their stupid newsletter every
month.
We'll start with 1 list so u can get used to it. I have a whole list of
places to send to at the end of this article. This time, we'll use the
QUEER-PARENTS newsletter. We pick NEW MESSAGE for this. Leave the
subject area blank. Now we type in the lame lists' address which is
majordomo@vector.casti.com. In the message area type: SUBSCRIBE
queer-parents. Pick SEND MESSAGE. It will ask u for a subject. Hit
backspace and then hit enter.
So u get it?
1.leave subject empty.
2.type in lists e-mail address
3.type SUBSCRIBE <LISTNAME>
4. send the message
Here's a good list of sitez:
The stuff in the LISTNAME row should be typed in small letters.
I just used big ones so u all could see better.
In the extra stuff area:
NM means u add the motherfuck's name to the end of the message.
FNLN means u add the first and last name to the end of the message.
*'s R really fucking good lists to subscribe the fuck to.
====================================================================
Name e-mail address to send to LISTNAME Good List
=====================================================================
Queer Kids majordomo@vector.casti.com KIDSOFGAYS *
GayUK UK-motss-request@dircon.co.uk UK-MOTSS *
GayDads majordomo@vector.casti.com GAYDADS
Gay Parents majordomo@vector.casti.com QUEER-PARENTS
Gay+Lez Talk listserv.american.edu AUGLBC-L *
Friends of Gays majordomo@pflag.casti.com PFLAG-TALK *
South Asian Gays khush-request@husc3.harvard.edu KHUSH *
Lesbien Women sappho-request@apocalypse.org SAPPHO
Lez Relationships majordomo@queernet.org W2W-COUPLES
Gay Catholics request@american.edu DIGNITY *
Anthropology listserv@tamvm1.tamu.edu ANTHRO-1
Archeology listserv@tamvm1.tamu.edu ARCH-1
Fine-Art Network listserv@rutvm1.rutgers.edu FINE-ART
Hot Tub Info hottub@hamjudo.mo.org -
Ecology Discussion listserv@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu BIOSPH-1 *
Ecology Society of
America listserv@umdd.bitnet ECOLOG-1
Fortune Cookie listserv@oes.orst.edu ALMANAC
On This Day... geiser@pictel.com -
Dungeons and Dragons
Discussion listserv@gitvm1.bitnet ADND-1 *
Star Trek e-mail
Game Stats listserv@gitvm1.gatech.edu STARGAME *
History of the
Renaissance listserv@ulkyvm.louisville.edu RENAIS-1
Civil War History listserv@uicvm.uic.edu H-CIVWAR *
Computer Journalism listserv@ulkyvm.louisville.edu CARR-1
Rare Book Talk listserv@rutvm1.rutgers.edu EXLIBRIS *
Child Literature listserv@bingvmb.cc.binghamton.edu KIDLITR-1 *
Film Music Talk listserv@iubvm.ucs.indiana.edu FILMUS-1
Classic Music Talk listserv@brownvm.brown.edu CLASSM1 *
Philosophy listserv@rpicicge.bitnet NSP-1 *
Psyche Talk listserv@iris.rfmh.org PSYCHE-1 *
History of Islam listserv@ulkyvm.louisville.edu ISLAM-1 *
Fucking wicked list huh? Took me a fucking long time to type up.
Next month, i might cover more email attaks. See u all and have a
fucking good day!!!!
---------------------------- BY:DreD --------------------------------
Feel the Fear, Feel the Dread
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\ Arrow Launcher /
\ By: Poison Ice /
\_________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 13, August 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''''File #7 of 13'''''''''''
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greetings one and greetings all, welcome to poison ice's first
actual weapons file! It took me a while to get the bugs out of this
damned contraption, but it works, so I like it.
materials
one calculator casing (casio brand)
three paperclips (small and bendable)
one thin elastic
one long candle
one lighter
a knife
some masking tape
many straws
some popsicle sticks
procedure
1. Light candle and heat knife for 5 seconds.
2. Get calculator casing and cut one notch into each of
the two rises, they should dig in about two or three
millimetres in.
3. Cut elastic once and place in between each notch, it
should be tight but with some slack (it has to be
able to stretch to the back),then cut and tie off.
ex. *|-----|*
4. Reheat knife and seal the notch openings, remember
to keep the elastic inside the notches.
5. Bend one paperclip so it is completley extended and
place it at the bottom of casing, then slide it out and
bend untill it passes the back and goes forward over the
top then make a small bend downward, (this is the
trigger).
6. Bend out ONE fold on another paperclip and place tape
around the rest, loop it three times at least, then
heat.
7. Realign the trigger and tape it to the bottom of the
casing, see where the bent point will touch the
plastic and use paperclip to burn a slightly
comfortable hole into it.
8. Reuse heated paperclip to make arrow aligner(here's
how, duh!) align a straw from the trigger and burn
one hole one each side of the straw, leave some
safety space.
9. Unbend third paperclip and slide half of it through
one hole from the bottom, make a curcular bend, then
lower it through the second hole, bend it together
from the bottom and place tape over it.
10. Tie a string to the trigger and tape it on to lock
it into place.
11. Bend the last paperclip into a two pronged hook and
tie and tape it to the strings end.
12. get a popsicle stick and break off a one cm piece,
fashion a point onto it, then make it slim enough to
fit into a popsicle stick.Then tape it together.
There, you now know how to make it, let me tell you that this thing
is low yield and is best used to ward off your little brothers or
sisters.
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\ CS Software Review /
\ By: Bungie /
\_________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 13, August 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''''File #8 of 13''''''''''
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MAC SOFTWARE:
============
Bombtrack 2.0 PPC
"""""""""""""""""
Bombtrack is the most kick ass e-mail weapon you will ever see! It
supports flaming and fakemail, all off of your local inet provider.
The best feature is the "Bombtrack" section. You enter the target's
name and e-mail address, and then select from two lists of mail lists.
Just double click on the list's name, and they are subscribed!
Then, fakemail allows you to send anonymous e-mail. Harass them
without them tracing you!
I used this to harass a person and it drove him nuts. He cancelled
his internet under his provider and signed on with a new ISP just
to escape the 100's of e-mails he received. That's cool stuff.
Face it, if you want a mail war tool, Bombtrack 2.0 is the mother of
them all. You can get a copy off of the Weasel's page.
(www.yatho.com/weasel/)
rating: *********/10
CreditMaster 4
Creditmaster 4 generates credit card numbers. Just type in a bank
prefix (it gives you a very long list of banks), enter the number
of digits (for a VISA), and enter how many cards. It does all major
cards - VISA, Mastercard, AMEX and Discover. It even fixes invalid
numbers and can make more cards off of an existing seed! This version
kicks ass! Way better than CMASTER3!
rating: ********/10
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| | ' CATSlash Magazine '
__| |_____ ' Issue #13 '
| | |_____| ' August, 1997 '
| || |________ ' File #8 of 9 '
| ||__________|onnection '''''''''''''''''''''
| |
| |________
|__________|orner
By: Poison Ice and Bungie
_____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
| ___ ___ | Computer Lab gets Bashed |
| / _ \/ __||=======================================================|
|| |_| | --|| Queen E just got a new Pentium computer lab put in |
| \___ \___|| this month. Then, a week later somebody broke in and |
| \/ | completely trashed it. No one has been caught yet. |
| Queen E: | - Info not confirmed |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | Anarcon Cancelled!!! |
| /\ |=======================================================|
|____/__\___| As many of you know, CATS has been trying to get the |
| / \ | Anarcon to be in Edmonton this year. When Bungie |
| / \ | brought this up at the last AAA meeting, it was voted |
| Local | down. Not only that but it was also voted that there |
| Anarchy | will be no Anarcon this year! |
| News: | However, 403Ninja stated that they may hold one this |
| | winter. Location unknown. |
| |=======================================================|
| | Area Code Change!!! |
| |=======================================================|
| | Looks like by 1999 Catslash won't be rocking the 403 |
| | anymore!There's gonna be an area code change for |
| | Alberta in 1999. Telus says that the current 403 NPA |
| | only supports 8 million numbers and that by the year |
| | 2000, AB will have about 7.8 million phone users. |
| | The solution is to split AB in half. The south half is|
| | going to be the 403, the north half will be 780. This |
| | will cause quite a stir in the Anarchy world here. |
| | Just think, all HPA adds, slogans, files and names |
| | (like 403Ninja) will probably have to change. This |
| | could really suck. But, we'll worry about that in |
| | 1999. |
| |=======================================================|
| | Drugs Better and Faster thanx to Hell's Angels |
| |=======================================================|
| | According to our sources, ever since the Hell's Angels|
| | moved in, drugs have been of a much better quality |
| | than they used to be. One also noted that there also |
| | haven't been any shortages since they moved in. Looks |
| | like they've kept their word! |
| |=======================================================|
| | Vigilante Corp Package Delayed |
| |=======================================================|
| | Earlier this month, SoulReaper announced that the VC |
| | was going to release all their anarchy files made |
| | between 1990 and 1996 (when they shut down). The 403 |
| | has anxiously been awaiting these files, since they |
| | used to only be available to VC members. |
| | The only problem is, that when th VC shut down, no one|
| | thought to save the files (sort of like the Mac issues|
| | of Catslash). Anywayz, they are taking longer because |
| | they have to hunt them all down. |
| |=======================================================|
| | AnarchyMail Shut Down! |
| |=======================================================|
| | 403Ninja announced this month that he is shutting down|
| | the AnarchyMail network. He said it costs too much and|
| | is becoming obselete. |
| |=======================================================|
| | New Catslash web page delayed |
| |=======================================================|
| | Due to a few bugs, the new web page for our mag is |
| | going to be delayed a bit longer. We've been getting |
| | mailed about it since the middle of August, and WE |
| | KNOW IT DOSEN'T WORK! We have switched back to the old|
| | page for current distribution. |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| _____ | Doobee Smokers Protest |
|/ /\ \ |=======================================================|
|_/__\___\__| This month in Ontario a whole group of protestors |
|/ \ / | gathered outside the House of Commons to protest the |
|______\/ | law banning Marijuana. They lost. |
| | |
| World | |
| H/P/A | |
| News: | |
| |=======================================================|
| | Apple and Microsoft Partners? |
| |=======================================================|
| | This month Apple anounced at the Boston Macworld Expo |
| | that they were going to become allies with Apple. It |
| | was almost a riot. We also got some news from the |
| | writers of MOUSETrap (A local Mac Newsletter) about |
| | this deal. Apparently Setve Jobs' lawyer found some- |
| | thing BIG about Microsoft and threatened them. Micro- |
| | soft is now at Apple's disposal. The only unfortunate |
| | side of this deal however, is that Raphsody will ship |
| | with MIE instead of CyberDog. The good stuff is full |
| | Microsoft products for Macs and Microsoft is pumping |
| | a lot of money into Macs now. We'll have to see what |
| | happens next... |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
| | Cone of Silence | The BLOCK |
| ____ |===========================|===========================|
| /____\ |Platform: Mac |Platform: Mac |
| | ( ) | |Cone of Silence Blocks most|The block presents the user|
| | || | |keystroke recorders such as|with a password screen on |
| |______| |Invisible Oasis. |startup. However, this is a|
| Computer | CRACKS:Just switch to cone|phoney password screen, and|
| Security |of silence under the |no password will work. |
| News/Crax:|Applications menu and press|Instead, you have to hit a |
| |COMMAND-Q. This quits out |special key combo. |
| |of it. | CRACKS: Click on the |
| | | 'Poweroff' button and |
| | | press COMMAND-Y. Holding |
| | | down shift on startup will|
| | | also shut it off (only in |
| | | System 7 or OS8). |
|___________|___________________________|___________________________|
To give us Conection Corner info, call Bethlehem (403)477-2351
and E-mail Poison Ice.
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CATSlash
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/ // / ___// /\ \/ //
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By: Poison Ice
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* Top ten jobs that MIGHT lead to the anarchist life *
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10. Convenience store worker.
9. English speaking convienence store worker.
8. Mail carrier.
7. Glue manufacturer (sniff, sniff).
6. Christian priest.
5. Gay and lesbien hotline operator.
4. CSIS agent.
3. Backstreet boys' roadie.
2. Circus clown.
1. School teacher.
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