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Issue #11
June, 1997
Edmonton, Alberta,Canada
http://members.tripod.com/~catslash/
E-mail:catslash@anarchy-online.com
or call Bethlehem at: (403)477-2351
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Well, this was not a phun month. There was the final exams at school,
trouble with three writers, and to top it all off: Boom Boom Resigned!
That's right, he can no longer write for us. However, he promises to
hand in a really cool last article for the anniversary (August) issue.
So, I guess we'll be short one writer for the time being.
As for Boom Boom, we thank you for your work in Catslash!
Now onto issue 11!
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| CATSlash Contents |
| - Issue 11 - |
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|1. Intro By: Bungie |
|2. A New Rocket Warhead By: Bungie |
|3. Pin The Rocket on the Moron By: Bungie |
|4. Vengence Column By: Poison Ice |
|5. Screen Door Locks By: Bungie |
|6. Claw Weapon By: Boom Boom |
|7. 5 Free Ways to Get on the |
| Bus By: Bungie |
|8. Connection Corner By: Poison Ice |
|9. CATSlash Top Ten By: Poison Ice |
|9. Other CATSlash Info |
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We are user supported, so send in any articles you want put in this
magazine. Make sure the file is good and not copied from someone
else's file. If you have any other stuff to send us, also send it to:
catslash@anarchy-online.com
or call Bethlehem (403)477-2351 and mail Bungie or Poison Ice.
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\ A New Rocket Warhead /
\ By:Bungie /
\___________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 11, June 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''File #2 of 9''''''''''''
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Here's a way to make a rocket warhead that blows up on contact. This
was one of my best designs on my wrist rockets, however IT IS VERY
DANGEROUS TO MAKE. Be careful.
Materials needed:
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- A hollow nose cone, cigar tube etc.
- A thumbtack
- A shotgun shell
How to build it:
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A SHOTGUN SHELL
Take the shotgun shell, and empty ________
all the powder out of it, the lead |OOOOOOOO|<- lots of lead
balls, the fibre crap, EVERYTHING. |OOOOOOOO| balls.
You will notice on the bottom, a |OOOOOOOO|
little metal cylinder or case. |/\/\/\/\|<- Fibre weave
This is the primer case. BE |/\/\/\/\|
EXTREMELY CAREFUL WITH THIS. It |/\/\/\/\|
explodes very easily. |/\/\/\/\|
|********|<- Black Powder
Cut of all the red or beige plastic |** __***|
in the shell. you now just have the |**| | <--- Primer
metal end. File away the metal end _|__|__|__|_ Cartridge
so that it fits in your nosecone. If
you can, file it all the way so that you just have the primer
cartridge. Be careful to stop every once in a while so you don't
create too much heat or file into the primer.
Now, shove the primer cartridge into the nosecone. On the other side,
place a tack with its point through the top of the nosecone and onto
the top of the primer cartridge (the top is the end that was visible
on the outside bottom of the shotgun shell) . CAREFULLY place some
Scotch tape over the tack and the top of the nosecone (if you think
you will set it off, don't do it, it just makes sure the tack stays
on the rocket).Here's a diagram:
___ <---------Head of tack
__ |__
//__|__<--------- Point of tack
|||:::::|<-------- Primer Cartridge
|||_____|||
||*******<---------- Explosive
||*******||
||*******||
How it works:
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When the rocket's nose hits something solid, the tack punches into
the primer, setting it off. The primer, like in a bullet, sets off
the explosive.
This is more reliable than most systems where the third engine stage
sets off the explosive. Have phun!
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\ Pin The Rocket on the Moron /
\ Brought to you by: Bungie /
\___________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 11, June 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''File #3 of 9''''''''''''
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Here's a fun classic anarchist game. I have no idea who invented the
game, but it has become a hit in the anarchist society. The 'Pin the
Rocket' display at the Anarchon (1995) was a huge hit. Well enough of
the history...onto the instructions!
Materials:
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- 1 1"diameter pipe
- 1 lighter or a pack of matches (lighter works better)
- several packs of rocket engines
- two anarchists who are bored
- some lamer walking around a field or in a forest etc.
(if no lamer can be found just fire at anyone you see)
Instructions:
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1. Insert a rocket engine, igniter side towards you, into the pipe.
2. Have one anarchist balance it on his shoulder and aim at moron.
3. Other anarchist lights igniter end of engine with lighter. Make
sure you pull your hand back FAST!
4. Fwooooossshhhh! Rocket engine fires and flies towards target!
How to win:
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If you hit the guy, you get a point. If the quy dodges, he gets a
point. Of course, winning really dosen't mean anything for him...
Maybe one day an olympic sport will come out of this. Until then...
have phun!
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\ \ / / / ____/ ' Issue #11 '
\ \/ / / / ' June, 1997 '
\ \/ / /___ ' File #4 of 9 '
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By: Poison Ice
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I bid you all greetings my people, I have the best fun game for all
of the pranksters and pranksters at heart, just sit and read as I
tell you my game.
Ok everybody, this is how to play the particular game in
question, its called:
Election Day Mischeif
[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]
Game nescessities:
at least 2 players but no more than 4 players, Each player requires
some form of land conveyance unless they are in teams, some accurate
form of keeping score,and some kind of election happening.
The object of the game is to get as many election signs as possible
and place them on the lawn of someone you hate, each team in a
decisive pile, whoever has the most in their pile wins. You can't
steal signs from the other team, wound the other players, sabotage
their veichles, or rat them out. This will result in immediate
disqualification.
Well, I hope you have fun, please don't get busted by the cops. If
you have any questions concerning the game, please mail either Bungie
or myself wherever the hell you picked this up. As for me, I say:
Have a hell of a night! aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (I even typed out my
meniachal laugh).
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\ Swinging Screen Door Locks /
\ By: Bungie /
\___________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 11, June 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''File #5 of 9''''''''''''
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Recently, a phriend asked me how to get past someon's screen door,
since the lock looked very hard to pick. The way in, is actually
quite simple.
For those of you who are wondering, the screen door we are talking
about is the type of metal door with a small screen in it, that is
usually in front of their main door. It usually has something you
push to open it, like a button. It swings back and closes itself. If
you still can't figure it out, e-mail me at Bethlehem.
Anywayz, the way in is simple. Hit the button or latch really hard
and pull toward you at the same time. This will jolt the door open,
allowing you in. See? pretty damn easy...
Have phun!
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\ Claw Weapon /
\ By: Boom Boom /
\___________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 11, June 1997_____________/
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Claw Weapon:
This makes a weapon like Wolverine (from the X-Men comics) has.
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Complete Claw...
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...activated by your hand.
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Thumb --> / \ /
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THE TRIGGER DEVICE:
Wire (Coathanger)
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V ____________________________________________
/|\ / ELECTRIC \ _____________ \
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| ^ | () | _| 9V | \
| STOPPER \ /--O/ /-|_|__________| /
\___________\______/___/___/______________________________/
/ /
/_____ /<--Wires
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\_\ <-- Switch
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CLAW DEVICE(ABOVE)
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\___________| X-Acto Blade (|) / |
\______________________________/ /
|ENGINE| /
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HOLE
HOLE |
CLAW(DETAIL) | V
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X-ACTO BLADE \_________________________________________||___/
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\ 5 Ways to Ride the Bus for Free! /
\ by: Bungie /
\___________CATSlash Magazine - Issue 11, June 1997_____________/
'''''''''''''''File #7 of 9''''''''''''
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Over this past year, I have had to think up many schemes to get my
phriends on the bus when their car broke and they had no money.
These were some good ideas:
1. Get on the bus with your bus pass. Move to the back of the bus,
and sit on a seat with an open window. Slip your friend the pass
through the window.
2. When the bus driver is at a station like Belvedere or Clairview,
he will often leave the bus to go smoke or go to the John. Just
walk on while he's away.
3. If there are a lot of people getting on the bus at once, just
flash your wallet with a card that looks somewhat like a bus pass.
Most of them won't even glance at it.
4. Get about 50 cents worth of pennies and nickels. Release them
really slowly into the change slot. Chances are, he's not gonna
count them all.
5. Place 50 cents worth of cash into the change thing. When he tells
you its not enough, demand that he gives it back to you (which of
course he can't). He'll probably let you ride just to avoid a
scene.
Try these out this summer if your car is broken. After all, they keep
advertising all those changes in Edmonton Transit services...see for
yourself!
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By: Poison Ice and Bungie
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Greetings one and greetings all, the news is all here, ah... well...
most of it...I think...Well the show must go on, so here is the
information.
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| _ _ _ | NS Threatens Student |
|/_ / \ |=======================================================|
|\ \ H \ | A North Side gang member threatened a student known |
| \_ \_ \_\ | to the anarchy world as Aeon Flux. The NS guy is said |
| | to be a psyco who has telescopic sighting on his hand-|
| Eastglen:| gun. |
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| | Three up, Three down |
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|____/__\___| A recent disaster for Catslash occured this month. |
| / \ | C.A.T.S. received three new members, who were also |
| / \ | going to write for Catslash. Unfortunately, at an ill |
| Local | fated meating, one of them, known as "Trigger" burst |
| H/P/A | out that CATS "Was going to crash and burn", no |
| News: | threat intended. He merely expressed that he did not |
| | like their way of thinking. He quit the next day, |
| | followed by another member, Nightstalker. The third |
| | member is still a C.A.T.S. member, however, he is now |
| | in a position where he cannot write for now. |
| |_______________________________________________________|
| | Vigilante Corp Back in Business |
| |=======================================================|
| | The Vigilante Corp, an Anarchist group from northern |
| | and western Alberta, recently elected a new leader. |
| | They say that they are now back in business, and will |
| | provide the H/P/A BBSs of Northern Alta with a new |
| | set of anarchy files! Look for them on your local BBS!|
|___________|_______________________________________________________|
To give us Conection Corner info, call Bethlehem (403)477-2351
and E-mail Poison Ice.
CATSlash
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By: Poison Ice
** Top ten new sports that won't make it through the first year. **
10. Samauri Baseball (katana blades for baseball bats)
9. C-4 Soccer (Ball of C-4 plastique and electrified)
8. Grenade Golf (you make your own hole)
7. Mortar Blast Football (using mortars to fire the ball)
6. 12 Gauge Hockey (12 Gauge shotgun butts for hockey sticks)
5. Blow-darts (blowdarts and blowgun instead of regular darts)
4. Touch explosive Tennis (don't hit the ball too hard)
3. Dodge Bomb (nuff said)
2. Fire Bomb Bowling (When you're hot, your hot)
1. Ballistic Basketball (Don't slam like Shaq this time)
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< body part, we aren't reaponsible. You are you! >
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