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Boom 005
Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rulez
Issue Five
Written by
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Cerberus
Count Zero
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Shroud of Deception
Gut Shoveler (Gutz)
616.775.2945
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4-16-94
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WARNING: Don't try this at home. If your stupid enough to try any of this
shit, we're not responsible. We aren't gonna pay your hospital bills because
you blew off your thumb. We'll just laugh at you. WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR
ANY DAMAGES CASUED BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE.
In this issue we will be explaining how to make simple explosives and
projectiles.
Gas bomb:
Yes, now you the average law abiding citizen can create a gas bomb. But,
just because you can doesn't mean you should. Okay now that we've warned
you, have at it.
Ingredients:
some good duct tape
1 plastic botlle
enough gasoline to fill the above bottle
1 wick (one made with C&C Hellfire Mixture recommended. See issue #3)
some rubber cement
Directions:
Now that you have all that shit, you fill the bottle with gas, duct tape
it to the side of a building/car/human being/whatever (taping is optional).
Then rubber cement the wick to the side of the bottle and lite. The wick
will burn to the rubber cement. The rubber cement will burn through the
bottle and ignite the gas..........BOOOM!
Notes:
If you let rubber cement harden, your a dumb-ass.
Small rocket projectile:
Thanks to this newsletter, now you can build your very own personnal rocket
launcher. Make the neighbors jealous, then blow the shit out of them. Of
course, we don't recommend blowing up your neighbors.... we just think it'd
be kewl.
Ingredients:
1 PVC pipe as thick as you can get it, 3-6 inches in diameter
1 "Mosquito" type model rocket (or homemade rocket)
1 AA size multi-stage rocket engine
1 real fuse, the longer the better
1 jig saw or cicular saw
1 reinforcment for the PVC pipe
Directions:
Once you have gathered all the necassary items listed above follow these
simple steps to create your own personnal rocket launcher.
1. After buying the model rocket put it together and set it aside, you
won't need it for a while.
2. Take the PVC pipe and cut 3 lines all the way to the bottom but don't
cut the pipe into three parts. These slits will gide the rocket as it
exits the pipe.
3. Drop the rocket down into the pipe make sure the fin's of the rocket
slide down into the slits you cut.
4. Some how you'll have to back the end of the PVC pipe and drill a hole
in the middle then stick the fuse in through the hole and the hole in
the rocket engine.
5. Light the fuse and hold on your shoulder (its best if you have some
thing to set the pipe on instead of your shoulder).
Note:
The best way to rienforce the pipe is to cement the outside walls and then
cut the pipe if you are not willing to do this don't even bother.
You can get the "Misquito" rocket and the fuse from your nearby hobby shop.
For a complete explanation of model rocket engines, read Things that go
'BOOM' - issue 4.
Pretty Diagram:
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+backing of pipe-> | fuse +
+ | | +
+ | \|/ +
+ hole --> ----------- +
+ | +
+backing of pipe-> | +
+ | +
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Amazing Fireball Shooting Rod:
Dazzle your friends while burning of their eyelashes with this amazing
rod.
Ingredients:
1 thick METAL pipe with METAL backing
lots and lots of gun powder
sevral cotton balls
petroleum jelly (common vasoline, you know the lubricant)
metal rod that fits in the in the above pipe
wick (we recommend using a C&C Hellfire Wick)
1 lighter
Directions:
Once you have every thing, take the gun powder and pour as much or as
little as you want in the pipe. Pack the gun powder, but for god sake's
man be careful. Take the cotton balls (as many or as little as you want),
and cover them with the petroleum jelly. Then pack them in real good.
Put the wick in far enough so when it burns down it will light the cotton
balls too. The cotton balls will light the gun powder and hurl the flaming
cotton balls out of the pipe.
Ideas from Watson:
Okay, Watson bugged us enough so we've given him his own Soapbox. Don't
worry, this is only a one-time thing. Unless of course, you want him
to do it again (you need help!) and you tell us. Well, here goes:
Hey, anybody ever wondered what would happen if you poured a whole lotta
gasoline in the lake (of course near the swimming area) and then told an
old guy to throw a cigarette in the water? <Editor's Note: no Watson,
we didn't even think about it.> Well, I did. I also thought up of lots
of cool ideas but Cerberus thought most of them were to sick for this
newsletter, but here's one mildly fun one.
Dig a deep pit to catch little woodland creatures (and annoying neighbors
too) and like fill it with lots of gasoline. Then, when they're passing
out from the fumes pick them up and smash 'em against a tree (works
best with rabits if ya grab by the ears). After they seem partially
dead (not all the way yet... don't peek to soon) then make sure the gas
is still wet and light 'em on fire! Now your probably saying "Watson,
thats pretty laim we didn't even get to kill them." <Editor's Note: no
Watson, we didn't even get this far> Well sure you didn't kill them but
by letting them go think how many more you kill. You see, when they
breed they light their mates on fire. I got the idea from a cockraoch
commercial when they take the poison and bring it back to their nests.
<Editor's Note: Watson, don't you think the third degree burns would
kill them? I mean really, you're talking about saoking an animal in
gas and then lighting them. Come on man! They don't light the other
animals on fire. They can't! They're dead!> Ummm, okay, yeah, I didn't
think of that.
Okay, again I apologize. Oh by the way, he actually did say all of that.
No really, I serious... he was actually over here and typed this.
Beware, further issues to come...
