BAH Issue 13

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 · 5 years ago

  

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                           BAH - Issue #013 
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    ³ Title: the unfortunate story of wednesday morning.  Author: Murmur³ 
    ³ Date: 06-10-95                                                    ³ 
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the unfortunate story of monday morning.  no, wednesday morning. 

        i woke up fresh from at least an hourlong dream featuring myself 
and a mongoose in the backyard i grew up in; the mongoose just sort of 
walked around, for no explainable reason.  but that's OK.  i went to 
"work" which is my work-study position at our college cafeteria, went to 
fill one of the cereal keepers with some kellogg's product, and lo and 
behold, here's no less than five pepper mills full of black pepper.  the 
whole damn thing smelled like black pepper.  i was really losing it, i 
thought i might black out.  then, the skim milk and the 2% milk run out 
at the same time.  i go get fresh milk, go to put the milk thingies in 
the milk container, then somebody bitches that the orange juice has run 
out.  then the apple juice.  four of the six main beverages.  all ran 
out at once.  so i have like 20 people waiting for me to replace, in 
order, the skim milk, the 2% milk, the orange juice, the apple juice. 
while replacing the last two, i notice a cockroach.  i go ask the main 
guy what i should do with it, he tells me i should go throw it away.  so, 
i did.  then i go to stack glasses up and notice how almost everyone will 
take at least two glasses, one of milk, one of juice, and half of them 
won't finish one or the other or both.  i nearly start slugging people. 
then suddenly there's this ladder outside a window.  it looked like two 
feet on the top of it but they weren't feet.  soon there was a window 
washer, washing a window that wasn't really dirty in the first place.  i 
pretty much was done at this point so that's about when i left and then i 
forget what i did, for the most part.  but it was all pretty scary. 

                                                        murmur 

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