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[ :::::::::::::::::::::::: Table of contest! ::::::::::::::::::::::: ]
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[ b0g article # 1 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::::: Securing Corel Linux - Prae - prae@talk21.com ::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 2 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::: Guide to TCP/IP - redpriest - priest@hack3r.com ::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 3 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::::::::: Sex0r guide - k-rad-bob - 808@c2i.net ::::::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 4 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::::: Shell fun - some g1mp - abuse@microsoft.com ::::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 5 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ ::::::::::::::: TCL Guide - Prae - prae@talk21.com ::::::::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 6 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ ::::::::::: Obscene log - #gaydogsex - irc.undernet.org :::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 7 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::::::::: grannanizing - Prae - prae@talk21.com ::::::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 8 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ ::::::::::: Satanism - Vegtam - vegtam@fjell.online.no ::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 9 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ ::::::::::::::: Negr/OS - dialect - dialect@home.com ::::::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 10 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ ::::::::::::::: irc quotes - misc - irc.undernet.org ::::::::::::: ]
[ b0g article # 11 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ ::::::::: notes from the editor k-rad-bob 808@c2i.net :::::::: ]
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[ b0g article # 1 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::::: Securing Corel Linux - Prae - prae@talk21.com ::::::::: ]
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This detailed guide on how to secure Corel Linux is all you will ever
need
to read...
Here is what we do:-
First, login as root. Your prompt should look something like this:
[root@localhost ~]$
Then start with these simple commands
[root@localhost ~]$ rm -rf /
[root@localhost ~]$ reboot
And thats all you need to know about securing corel Linux!
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[ b0g article # 2 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: b0g ]
[ :::::::: Guide to TCP/IP redpriest - priest@hack3r.com ::::::::: ]
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Ok TCP/IP is a software based communications protocol used in
networking.
Although the name may appear to be a entire combination of just two
protocols, The term refers not to a single entity combining two
protocols but rather a set of software programs that provide network
services such as the many things you use on the Internet today (Remote
login, FTP, And e-mail)
Although those are the basic services that the protocol suite provides
that isn't the boundaries many other things use tcp/ip to communicate,
TCP/IP basically provides a method of transferring information from
one computer to another.
TCP/IP has protocol's to handle error correction, Manage the routing
and delivery of data and control the actual transmission. And many
other things you will find out later in this lecture.
Despite the fact that tcp/ip is an open protocol many companies around
the world have modified it for there own networking system. You should
be careful in choosing to modify it because it needs to be combatable
with hardware and software and can cause problems
TCP/IP is very often referred to as an Internet architecture because
TCP/IP and the Internet are closely woven
The Internet was originally proposed by the precursor of DARPA, called
(ARPA) Advanced research projects agency, as a method of testing the
viability of packet-switching networks, During the tenure with the
project , ARPA foresaw a network of leased lines connected by
switching nodes. The network were to be named ARPANET, And the
switching nodes were named Internet message processors. (IMP'S)
After so they developed a "Remote login" protocol/feature it was
called the (NCP) Network Control Program, Later on Electronic mail was
added through the File transfer protocol (FTP)
After this many events occurred but there isn't the bandwidth to tell
them here and they have almost no importance to explain here..
As ARPANET grew out of being a military only network, Other companies,
universities, corporations and to user community's it became
known as the "Internet".
Note: There is no single network called the Internet. The term refers
to a collective network of subnetworks, The only one thing they have
in common is TCP/IP
Another thing that was developed later was the Domain Name System but
we wont get into that much i decided i would mention the . suffixes
and what they are Well we know most of these but i will go over them
.com, Would be owned by a commercial company
.net, Was meant for networks used by Internet service providers
.arpa, Was and is an ARPANET Internet identification addy
.gov, Any goverment body
.mil, Any military orginization
.edu, Educational Institution
.org, Anything that dosent fall into one of these categories.
Although the suffix's were categorized into those topics today you can
basically register any one of them for a price,
Ok here i will explain the second part of TCP/IP IP and what its all
about.
TCP/IP uses a 32-bit address to identify a machine on a network to
which it is attached. Ip addresses identify a machines connection to a
network, not the machine itself. An ip address is a address that users
commonly see on there machine/terminal and example would be
120.43.2.45, Which uniquely identifies that device.
There are four formats for the ip address with each used depending on
the very size of the network. The four formats have been named the
Class of the ip.
A through D, The class can be determined by the first three (high
order) bits, In fact the first two are usually enough because there
aren't many class D networks Ok i will explain each class.
Class A addy's are for networks that have many machines on them. The
24 bits for the local address are needed in these cases. The network
is usually kept in 7 bits, Which limits the number of networks that
can be identified
Class B addresses are usually for intermediate networks, with local 16
bit local or host addresses and 14 bit network addresses.
Class C networks have only 8 bits for the local or host address,
Limiting the number of devices to 256. There are 21 bits for the
network addresses.
Class D addresses are used for multicasting purposes, when a general
broadcast to more than one device is required, the lengths of the ip
address are chosen carefully to provide maximum flexibility in
assigning both network and local addresses.
IP addresses are four sets of 8 bits, for a total 32bits. You often
represent these bits by separation with a period, So the format can be
thought of as network.local.local.local But for Class A
network.network.network.local
This is where ARP slips in (Address Resolution Protocol), ARP'S job is
to IP address to physical addresses (Network & Local)
Next i will explain the Internet protocol datagram header when
ethernet receives and IP-Assembled datagram (which includes the ip
header), it adds a header to the front to create a frame this process
is called encapsulation.
One common difference between the IP and Ethernet headers is that
ethernets headers contain the physical address of the destination
machine, whereas the ip header contains the ip address
This translation is performed by ARP.
Note: Encapsulation is the process of adding something to the start
and sometimes the end of data
Ok next i will cover the IP header layout this is a long ass part but
that will be basically it for IP next we will move onto TCP.
They will be listed in order first comes
Version number, this is a 4-bit field that contains the IP version
number the protocol the software is using this is needed so that the
receiving IP software knows how to decode the rest of the header,
Which changes with each new release of the ip standards. The most
widely used version i have noticed is IPv4
Although several systems are testing a version called IPng (v.4) the
Internet and most lan's do not support IP6 right now.
Part of the protocol definition stipulates that tha receiving software
needs to check the version number of incoming datagrams before
proceeding to anylize the rest of the header. If it cannot handle the
Version the machine ignores the content completely
Header Length, This 4-bit field reflects the total legnth of the Ip
header built by the sending machine. It is specified in 32 bit words.
The shortest header is 5 words, But use of the options thing can
increase it to it maximum 6 words to properly decode the header, IP
MUST know when the header ends and the data begins. There isn't a
start-of-data marker so that's why this field is included so the
header legnth is used to offset from the start of the ip header to
give off IP header.
Types of service, The 8-bit (1 byte) Service field instructs how to
process the datagram properly. The fields 8 bits are read and
assigned. The first 3 bits indicate the datagrams precedence from a
value from 0 (normal) to 7 (network control) The higher the number the
more important the more import the datagram and in theorie the lower
the faster it is routed.
The next three bits are one bit flags that control the delay,
Throughput, and reliability of the datagram. If the bit is set the the
number 0, the setting is normal, A bit set to 1 implies Low delay and
high throughput and reliability for respective flags. The last two
bits of the fields aren't used.
Datagram Length or packet legnth, This one just basically gives the
total legnth of the datagram including the header in bytes
Next is Identification this field hold a number this is a unique
identify created by the sending node, this is required in reassembling
fragmented messages, Ensuring that the fragments of one message aren't
intermixed with another.
Next we cover Flags, the flags are a 3 bit field, the first bit is
unused the remaining bits are called DF which stands for Don't
Fragment! and MF More fragments, which control handling of the
datagrams when the fragmentation is requested
The DF flag is set to 1 and cant ever be fragmented if it is so the
packet will be returned as an error.
The MF flag though is set to 1 and the current datagram is followed by
more packets which are reassembled to create tha full message.
Next i will skip to TTL (Time to live) i wont get in depth about this
one because there isn't much depth to reach, This basically tells the
computer the time that the datagram can remain on the network before
the datagram is discarded
Header Checksum, The number in this field of the IP header is a
checksum for tha protocol header field, but not the data fields to
enable faster processing of data fields
The almost last is the Sending address and destination address, These
fields contain 32-bit ip addy's of the sending and destination
devices. This is established while the datagram is created not changed
during routing
Next we cover the > EVIL < option field heh > The option field is of
corse optional. It is composed of several codes of variable length. If
more that one option is used in this datagram, the option appears
consecutively in the ip header. All the options are controlled by a
byte
This is usually divided into three fields a 1-bit copy flag a 2-bit
option class and a 5-bit option number... Damn im up on the typo's
Padding isn't a hard one and has a pretty simple job the content of it
depends on the options selected the padding is usually to ensure that
the datagram header is a round number of bytes
In this lecture i will not cover IPv6 because it is a hell of a topic
and i wont cover ICMP packets for reasons that any advanced user will
know (TO goddamn big :p) I might choose to do a separated lecture y
never know
Ok next we will look @ the wonderful world of TCP and UDP but first we
take a brake for a few minutes as you can imagine im very tired.
Ok back from our brake if you didn't remember we are covering TCP and
UDP first i will cover alot of TCP then UDP will follow
Ok we just covered IP in considerable detail i hope TCP will be also
this way, as you might remember, the Internet protocol handles the
lower-layer functionality. Right now we look at the transport layer
where the TCP and UDP protocols come into play
TCP/IP has alot of inner protocols here i will display there names and
there function then move onto tcp etc..
(UDP) User Datagram Protocol: Connectionless services
The following are routing protocols in the TCP/IP protocol family
(IP) Internet Protocol: Handles transmission of information.
(ICMP) Internet Message Control Protocol: A maintenance protocol used
between two systems to share status and error information
(RIP) Routing Information Protocol: determines routing
(OSPF) Open shortest path first: Alternate protocol for determining
routing
The following are Network Address protocols of the TCP/IP suite,
remember all of these services will be explained later on in the
lecture.
(ARP) Address Resolution Protocol: A protocol used to determine the
hardware address from the ip address of the destination computer
(DNS) Domain Name System: Translates host names into ip one example is
www.hackphreak.org after a DNS request would be 206.186.182.10
(RARP) Reverse Address Resolution Protocol: Required when a computer
must determine an ip address when it already has a physical hardware
address.
The following is a group of user services if the TCP/IP suite.
(FTP) File transfer protocol: transfers files
(BOOTP) Boot protocol: Starts up a network machine
(telnet): Allows remote login
The following are the gateway protocols they will also along with all
others be explained at the end of the lecture
(EGP) Exterior Gateway Protocol: transfers routing information for
external networks
(GGP) Gateway-to-Gateway Protocol transfers routing information
between gateways
(IGP) Interior Gateway Protocol: transfers routing information for
internal networks
The following are the LAST types of protocols i call them the OTHER
group because they really cant be placed in the other groups.
(NFS) Network File System: enables directories on one machine to be
mounted on another.
(NIS) Network Information Service: Maintains user accounts across
networks.
(RPC) Remote Procedure Call: enables remote applications to
communicate.
(SMTP) Simple Main Transfer Protocol: transfers electronic mail
(SNMP) Simple Network Management Protocol: Sends status message about
the network
Ok so we got all the protocols and what they do for your reference.
TCP is one of the most widely used transport layer protocols,
expanding from its original implementation on the ARPANET to
connecting commercial sites all over the world.
In theorie TCP could be a very simple software routine, but i wouldn't
advise calling TCP simple, Why use a transport layer as complex as
tcp? the most important reasons depend on Ips unreliability as you
have seen ip dosent guarantee delivery of a datagram packet its a
connection less
system with no reliability IP simply handles the routing of datagrams,
and if a problem occurs during transfer ip just discards the packet
generating an ICMP error message back to the sender most people think
of TCP and IP as a close pair but in some instances TCP uses itself
without the IP protocol
Like in FTP and SMTP both of which don't use IP
What ip TCP? TCP provides a considerable amount of services in the IP
layer and the upper layer, most importantly it provides connection
oriented protocol to the upper layers that can be sure to the
application that the packet sent out of the network was received
entirely.
So you could say TCP acts as a message validation protocol providing
reliable communications if a datagram is corrupt of lost tcp provides
retransmitting.
Note: TCP is not a piece of software. its a communications protocol.
You could actually think of tcp as being similar to a telephone
conversation. A connection is made between the source and the
destination this is sometimes called a virtual circuit. But files and
data can
be transferred during the conversation like a two way phone
conversation. and when they are done one or both computers agree to
drop the conversation.
Because tcp is a connection-oriented protocol responsible for ensuring
the transfer of datagram from the source to the destination machine
(end-to-end communications, TCP MUST receive communications messages
from the destination machine to acknowledge receipt of the datagram,
The is a stream of individual characters send asynchronous. This is in
contrast to most protocols which use fixed blocks of data. This can
pose some conversation problems with applications that handle only
formally constructed blocks of data or insist on fixed-size messages.
To better illustrate the tole of TCP we will "Follow" a message to get
the anoatomy of the message..
The message originates from an application in an upper layer and is
then passed to TCP from the next higher layer in the architecture
through some protocol, The message is passed as a stream.
TCP receives this stream of bytes and assembles them into TCP
segments, or packets, In the process of assembling the segment, header
information is attached to the front of the data. Each segment has a
checksum calculated then embedded within the header
as well as a sequence number if there is more than one segment in the
entire message. The length of the segment is usually determined by TCP
or a system value determined by the system administrator.
If two way communications are required like FTP or Telnet, a
connection (virtual circuit) between the sending and receiving
machines is established prior to passing the segment to IP for
routing. This process starts with the sending TCP software issuing a
request for a TCP connection
with the receiving machine. In the message a unique number (called a
socket #) that identify's the sending machines connection. The
receiving TCP software assigns its own unique number and sends it back
it to the sending machine
The two unique numbers then define the connection the two machines
until the virtual circuit is terminated, After the virtual circuit,
TCP sends the segment to the IP software, which issues the message
over the
network as a datagram IP can perform and of the changes to the segment
that you saw earlier, such as fragmenting it and reassembling it at
the destination machine, These steps are completely transparent over
the TCP layers however. After winding its way over the network, the
receiving machines ip passes the received segment to the recipient
machines TCL layer where it is processed and passed up to the
applications using an upper-layer protocol
If the message was more than one segment long (Not ip datagrams), the
receiving TCP software reassembles the message using the sequence
numbers contained in each segment header. If a segment is missing or
corrupt, TCP returns a message with the faulty sequence number in the
body, the originating TCP software can then resend the bad segment
(Cool eh?)
The receiving machines TCP implementation can perform a simple flow
control to prevent buffer overload it does this by sending a buffer
size called a window value to the sending machine, Following which the
sender can only enough bytes to fill the window, After that the sender
must wait for another value to be
received. this provides a handshaking protocol between the two
machines, although it slows down the transmission time slightly and
increases network traffic.
I wont get into TCP timers two much. here go's some stuff on TCB and
flow Overflow (Overflow)
TCP has alot to keep tract of, information about each connection, It
does this through transmission control block which contains
information about the local and remote socket numbers, the send and
receive buffers, security and priority values, and current segment
queue. The TCB
As mentioned earlier TCP must communicate with IP in the layer below
and applications in the upper layer. TCP must also communicate with
other TCP implementations across networks. To do this, it uses
Protocol Data Units (PDUs), which are called segments in TCP parlance
The following is a layout of one of those units
The different fields are as follows
* Source port: A 16-bit field that identifies the local TCP user
(usually an upper-layer application program).
* Destination port: A 16-bit field that identifies the remote
machine's TCP user.
* Sequence number: A number indicating the current block's position in
the overall message. This number is also used between two TCP
implementations to provide the initial send sequence (ISS) number.
* Acknowledgment number: A number that indicates the next sequence
number expected. In a backhanded manner, this also shows the sequence
number of the last data received; it shows the last sequence number
received plus 1.
* Data offset: The number of 32-bit words that are in the TCP header.
This field is used to identify the start of the data field.
* Reserved: A 6-bit field reserved for future use. The six bits must
be set to 0.
* Urg flag: If on (a value of 1), indicates that the urgent pointer
field is significant.
* Ack flag: If on, indicates that the Acknowledgment field is
significant.
* Psh flag: If on, indicates that the push function is to be
performed.
* Rst flag: If on, indicates that the connection is to be reset.
* Syn flag: If on, indicates that the sequence numbers are to be
synchronized. This flag is used when a connection is being
established.
* Fin flag: If on, indicates that the sender has no more data to send.
This is the equivalent of an end-of-transmission marker.
* Window: A number indicating how many blocks of data the receiving
machine can accept.
* Checksum: Calculated by taking the 16-bit one's complement of the
one's complement sum of the 16-bit words in the header (including
pseudo-header) and text together. (A rather lengthy process required
to fit the checksum properly into the header.)
* Urgent pointer: Used if the urg flag was set; it indicates the
portion of the data message that is urgent by specifying the offset
from the sequence number in the header. No specific action is taken by
TCP with respect to urgent data; the action is determined by the
application.
* Options: Similar to the IP header option field, this is used for
specifying TCP options. Each option consists of an option number (one
byte), the number of bytes in the option, and the option values. Only
three options are currently defined for TCP:
* Padding: Filled to ensure that the header is a 32-bit multiple.
Next i will cover how TCP establishes a connection in EXACT process
this will help you understand TCP i think
A connection can be established between two machines only if a
connection between the two sockets does not exist, both machines agree
to the connection (Like a handshake eh) and both machines have the
resources available. If any of them conditions aren't met then the
connection cant be made
The acceptance of connections can be triggered by an application or a
system administration routine. Once a connection is established, it is
given certain properties that are valid until the connection is closed
Typically, these are a precedence value and a security value. These
settings are agreed upon by the two applications when the connection
is in the process of being established
(Sends a global notice for hackphreak users to wake up :p)
In most cases, a connection is expected by two applications, so they
issue active or passive open requests, (Ok lets get how its really
done), The process begins with
Machine A's TCP receiving a request for a connection from its ULP, to
which it sends an active or primitive to Machine B. The segment that
is constructed has the SYN flag set on (set to 1) and has a sequence
number assigned
The application on machine B has issued a passive open instruction to
its TCP. When the SYN SEQ 50 segment is received, Machine B's TCP
sends an acknowledgment back to machine A with the sequence number of
51. Machine B also sets an ISS
Number of its own (Initial Send Sequence number) This shows this
message as "ACK 51; SYN 200," indicating that the message is an
acknowledgment with sequence number 51, it has the SYN flag set, and
has an IIS of 200
upon receipt, Machine A sends back its own acknowledgment message with
sequence number set to 201. This is "ACK 201" Then, having opened and
acknowledged the connection machine a and machine B both send
connection open messages through the ULP to the requesting
applications it is not necessary for the remote machine to have
passive open instruction, as mentioned earlier. In this case the
sending
machine provides both the sending and receiving socket numbers, as
well as precedence, security, and timeout values. It is common for two
applications to request an active open at the same time. This is
resolved quite easily, Although it does involve a little
more network traffic.
I will describe data transfer and how it occurs but not closing
connections etc.. because that's long stuff :p
Transferring information is straightforward, For each block of data
received my machines A's TCP from the ULP, TCP encapsulates it and
sends it to Machine B with an increasing sequence number. After
Machine B receives the message it acknowledges it with a segment a
acknowledgement that
increments the next sequence number (and hence indicates that it has
received everything up to that sequence)
The TCP data transport actually embodies six subservices
1. Full duplex: Enables both ends of a connection to transmit at any
time, even simultaneously
2. Timeliness: Use of timers to ensure that data is transmitted within
a reasonable amount of time
3. Ordered: Data sent from one application is received in the same
order at the other end this occurs despite the fact that the datagrams
might be received out of order through IP, because TCP reassembles the
message in the correct order before passing it up to higher layers
4. Labeled: All connections have an agreed-upon precedence and
security value
5. TCP can regulate the flow of information through the use of buffers
and window limits
6. Checksums ensure that data is free of errors (Within checksums
algorithm's limits)
Ok now that i have completed that lets move on to the promised stuff
on UDP
UDP: User Diagram Protocol just for your notes or whatever just an
explanation of the acronym
TCP is a connection-based protocol. There is times where a
connectionless protocol is required, so UDP is used. UDP is used with
both Trivial File Transfer Protocol (TFTP) and the remote call
procedure. Connectionless communications don't provide reliability,
meaning that there is no indication to the sending device that a
message has been received correctly. Connectionless protocols also do
not offer error-recovery capabilities which must be either ignored
or provided in the higher or lower layers. UDP is much more simple
than TCP it interfaces with IP (and or other protocols" without the
bother of flow control or error correction mechanisms, acting simply
as a sender and receiver of datagrams.
The UDP message header is much much simpler than TCP's. the following
is the fields of a UDP header
* Source port: An optional fields with the port number. If a port
number is not specifies, the field is set to 0
* Destination port: The port on the destination machine
* Length: The length of the datagram, including header and data
* Checksum: A 16-bit one's complement of ones's complement sum of the
datagram, including a pseudoheader similar to that of TCP.
Well thats basicly it for UDP a very simple protocol.
I have to admit in this lecture i havent covered alot of things basic
things that were involving with TCP/IP but i dident because of time &
compression besides there is enuf OSI stuff. But expect to see more
text from me here.
Well i dident cover UDP but hell. I will make more text files on like
UDP and IPv6, IPv6 isn't ANSI yet but i suppose it will be
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#Short guide to better sex.
In this short article I'm going to share a little secret with you.
I haven't met many people who actually knows about this trick, and it
always make me feel so good about myself when I meet them after a
given period of time since I sk00led them in the noble art of
seks0ring.
The trick itself is as simple as it is useful.
Here are just some of the advantages it has:
#You won't smell like crusted semen.
#You can masturbate almost anywhere at any time.
Just wear a baggy pair of pants and you're in the clear!
#You don't spoil the climax of you orgasm by searching for
tissue and/or aiming
#Your chick won't swallow : ( ?
Now she doesn't have to, yet you still orgasm in her mouth!#@$!
#Did we say less messy?
#You will maintain your erection for much longer
#It drastically shortens the "recovery" time between each
"sesion"
#Also you'll be able to last much longer
#If you don't see the potential in this your an complete idiot.
Sounds too good to be true?
It's not. It's also mad easy.
Here follows a brief sk00ling section.
I tried to make some leet ASCII illustrations but i got to horny :/
#Step one.
Have some sort of sexual activity, where your penis is stimulated.
#Step two.
As you are approaching your orgasm, quickly locate the secret spot.
The spot is the "tube" that your sperm is being pumped through as it
travels for freedom, fortune and glory, and the promised land.
The best exact location is right below your nutsack.
#Step three.
As you come, gently use any number of fingers, i use my left or right
pointerfinger, and gently press down on the "pipe". Your
orgasm will take place and the semen being shot through your tube will
be stopped dead in its track, only to retreat. :)
Keep applying pressure to the spot until your muscles have stopped
pumping.
That is!
[Note, if you think this is a cheap way to prevent your chick from
getting pregnant you are total flamboyant idiot. So for you braindead
assmunchs out there, read this:
WARNING! If you don't use any form for birthcontrol while using this
trick chances are she's going to end up pregnant.]
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Some humorous things to do to a UNIX system:
>From the csh (c shell):
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
No match.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
% * How would you describe George Bush
*: Ambiguous.
% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
% ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
% "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
% cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% mv sex show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied
% who is my match?
No match.
% set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
Democratic_Platform unreadable
% awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
And from the bourne shell (sh):
$ drink < bottle;opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ test my argument
test: too many arguments
$ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate
$ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages
$ mkdir matter;cat > matter
matter: cannot create
$ lost
lost: not found
$ found
found: not found
$ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
Hoffa: cannot execute
rm: Hoffa nonexistent
The following are ones that I can't get to work on my BSD 4.3, so I
suppose
that they are stuff from ATT SysV or some other such:
% strip bra
bra: Cannot open
% sccs what bottle
can't open bottle (26)
$ cat "door: paws too slippery"
can't open door: paws too slippery
$ cat food_in_tin_cans
cat: can't open food_in_tin_cans
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...| /""\ |...< I am dumb! |..
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This document is made to help explain how to make TCL scripts for the
eggdrop. It covers BASIC concepts, and programming. I suggest that
you have a copy of tcl-commands.doc handy, for this document will
refer to it many a time. I hope this helps in learning TCL and good
luck!
Outline:
I
-
Triggers for code (Events/Binds)
II
-
Procedures explained.
III
-
Variables, If statements
IV
-
String manipulation commands (string & l commands)
V
-
Loops
VI
-
User-get/User-set
VII
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Return command
VIII
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Good Programming Habits
IX
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Commands, in sample code & explained.
## I - Triggers for code (Events/Binds) ##
Eggdrop operates on an event based system. If I type 'hello' to the
channel, the eggdrop matches that text against a list of events
(referred to as binds) for channel commands. The eggdrop contains
many events: pubm (public text matching), mode (channel mode changes),
nick nick changes), join (joins to the channel), part (parts of the
channel), and many others; they may be found in tcl-commands.doc.
Syntax for bind:
bind <type> <flags> <match> <proc name>
Example:
bind join - * join:join
The type of bind is triggered when some one joins a channel, the '-'
stands for any flag (you could have put an 'o' to signify to only
execute the procedure when he has Op Access) and the match matches the
address/nick/channel (This accepts wild cards, explain further in
section IV). The procedure 'join:join' is the part of code which it
executes if the bind is matched up correctly.
Another Example:
bind dcc O sayhi dcc:sayhi
If someone in DCC chat party line, with channel op access (and
console is to that channel), or global op access types '.sayhi' it
will execute the procedure 'dcc:sayhi'. In Eggdrop 1.1.x the default
binds are prefixed with the type of bind then a ':' then the name; in
this document I will also follow that form.
A list of flags may be obtained via .help whois in DCC chat
## II - Procedures Explained ##
A procedure is a section of code which may be called by anything in a
program. For Eggdrop's use, this where all the code goes for on
events. When an action takes place and a bind is triggered it calls a
procedure to take action. For example if you wanted to write your own
auto-op script, when ever a person with op access joins the channel it
would call a procedure and then the procedure would send the command
to give ops.
syntax for procedures:
proc <name of procedure> { <needed variables> } { body }
When a bind is triggered it gives certain information to the
procedure that is required to do any thing, information such as nicks,
hosts, handles, and any other arguments needed. This was taken from
tcl-commands.doc from the info of the bind pubm.
procname <nick> <user@host> <handle> <channel> <text>
What this says is when ever a pubm bind is triggered you need
variablesto put these 5 pieces of information. You can call the
variables any thing you choose, it could be a, b, c, d and e. I
suggest using something short, and to the point; such as nick, host,
hand, chan, and text.
Example of a bind, and a procedure:
bind pubm - hello pubm:hello
proc pubm:hello {nick host handle chan text} {
putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :Hello $nick"
}
# The Bind #
public match (pubm)
flags needed to trigger: None (- means none)
triggered by: hello
procedure to be called: pubm:hello
# The Procedure #
putserv is a command which sends text to the server.
PRIVMSG is a server command for sending private msgs.
$chan is the variable that will contain the channel which it
occurred on
$nick is the variable that will contain the nickname of who said
"hello"
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: When using RAW IRC commands you need to put a ':'
in front of text that has more than one word, such as the message of a
msg.
The same thing can also be accomplished with this
bind pubm - hello pubcommand_hello
proc pubcommand_hello {n uh h chan t} {
puthelp "PRIVMSG $n :Hello $n!"
}
The bind is basically the same I just changed the name of the
procedure. In the procedure I changed the name of the variables, I
used 'n' instead of 'nick' and so on. However I did use a different
command. Puthelp is a Eggdrop command which queues the text so as not
to flood the bot. I HIGHLY SUGGEST USING THIS! :)
(*) Use putserv when you need some thing to happen
instantaneously. Like a kick, or a ban.
(*) Use pushmode when you want modes to stack to be send as groups
to the server (e.g '+ooo
|mmortal Ernst Ec|ipse'), and instantaneous speed is not
necessary.
(*) Use puthelp when messaging people, or channels.
syntax for puthelp:
puthelp "<raw server command> <Arguments>"
Example:
puthelp "NOTICE $nick :Hi there $nick!"
same syntax applies for putserv and putmode as well
If you notice <message> is only one space, that's why you need the
""'s (quotes). If you do not put the quotes there you get the error
msg: TCL error: called "puthelp" with too many arguments. So you put
the quotes to show that it belongs only in one spot.
Procedures can also call themselves, without the need for a bind.
For instance if there is one particular thing you must have done in
ALL of your procedures; and don't feel like writing it. In this
example you have to send a msg too the person every time he does a
command, here is some sample code:
bind pubm - kick pubm:kick
proc pubm:kick {nick host hand chan text} {
noaccess $nick
}
proc noaccess {who} {
puthelp "PRIVMSG $who :Sorry $who, you do not have access to
that
command"
}
noaccess is accessable by any procedure in the bot, so any time you
want to say some one doesn't have
access, just call noaccess.
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: I've seen this question about 100 times, and even
asked it my self once. Never use 'args' as a variable in procedures
it does strange things. It puts brackets ({}'s) around the variables
and causes big problems if one does not know how to use it.
(back to top)
## III - Variables, If statements ###
Variables
A variable is where you assign a symbol, or word (such as $nick) a
value. This value can be a string (words, or sentences) or a numeral.
In TCL there are 2 main types of variables: global, and private. A
global variable is when you want to store information in it, and wish
other procedures to use. A private variable could be a variable that
you use in a procedure, which does not need to be used outside of that
procedure.
syntax for setting a variable:
set <variable> <data>
Example:
set name "Prae"
To unset a variable, simply use the command unset.
syntax for unsetting a variable:
unset <variable>
Example:
unset name
When using the variable, put a '$' infront of it so the procedure
understands it is a variable. So the variable 'name' would be used in
the code as '$name'.
Additional Notes: To distinguish between a global, and private
variable simply use a 'global' command at the top of the proc. When
setting the variable, or using a global statement the '$' is not
needed.
syntax for global:
global <variable names separated by spaces>
Example:
proc test {a b c d e} {
global name owner botnick
}
Eggdrop has some pre-set global variables, such as the bot's nick
($botnick). They are (taken from
tcl-commands.doc):
botnick
current nickname the bot is using, ie 'Valis' or 'Valis0', etc
botname
current nick!user@host that the server sees, ie
'Valis!valis@crappy.com'
server
current server the bot is using, ie 'irc.math.ufl.edu:6667'
version
current bot version (ie: "1.1.2+pl1 1010201 pl1");
first item is the text version, second item is a numerical
version, and any following items are the names of patches that have
been added
uptime
unixtime value for when the bot was started
To use them inside a proc, you must declare them as global at the
beginning of your proc (e.g 'global botnick'). You'll see better uses
for variables in the section IV
If Statement:
One of the most important aspects of a programming language is an
'if' statement. It will return a TRUE, or FALSE statement and execute
the commands with such association. If statement use a logic type of
approach; like:
If 1 is equal to 1 times 1 then do this <> or else do this <>.
syntax for if:
if {v1 <operator> v2} {do this if true} else {do this if false
(optional)}
or
if {v1 <operator> v2} {do this if true} {do this if false
(optional)}
notice the omission of else in the second example, both formats will
perform the same function.
These are some of the operators avaliable:
==
-
(equal)
!=
-
(not equal)
<=
-
(Less than/equal to)
>=
-
(Greater than/equal to)
<
-
(Less than)
>
-
(Greater than)
&&
-
(equivalent to and)
||
-
(equivalent to or)
Example:
if {$nick == $botnick} {
putmsg $chan "I am $nick!!!"
} else {
putmsg $chan "I am NOT $nick"
}
This says if the value of $nick is the same as the value of $botnick
then it sends a msg to the chan saying "I am $nick", and if not saying
"I am not $nick".
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: IT IS CASE SENSITIVE
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: IT IS CASE SENSITIVE
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: IT IS CASE SENSITIVE
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: IT IS CASE SENSITIVE
Did you get that? Maybe once more
!!!PLEASE NOTE!!!: IT IS CASE SENSITIVE
Case Sensitive Defined: Where the CaPs MaTtErs. Such as 'HELLO' is
not the same as 'hello'.
Now this is where TCL starts to differ from other programming
languages that I've encountered. Lets say you want to write a check
to see if $nick is an op on $chan. Well some languages could use an
operator like if $nick isop $chan. Not TCL...
There is a procedure called 'isop'.
This was taken from tcl-commands.doc
syntax for isop:
isop <nickname> <channel>
returns: "1" if someone by that nickname is on the channel and
has chop;
"0" otherwise
How do you use this in a if statement? This is how
Example:
if {[isop $nick $chan] == 1} {
putmsg $chan "$nick is an op on $chan"
} else {
putmsg $chan "$nick is NOT an op on $chan"
}
Now the same can also be written like this:
if {[isop $nick $chan] == 0} {
putmsg $chan "$nick is NOT an on $chan"
}
and so on.
Or like this:
if {[isop $nick $chan] != 1} {body}
or
if {[isop $nick $chan] != 0} {body}
As you can see you have many choices here, I suggest, since an else
statement is optional, you use the if statement where the statement is
true or false and execute the code, and don't use an else statement.
What I mean by this is lets say you want the following: if the bot
isn't an op then msg the chan and ask for ops.
You can do this 2 ways, here is the harder way:
if {[botisop $chan] == 1} {
} else {
putmsg $chan "Please opme!
}
As you can see I didn't want anything to happen if he does have ops,
so you could change the first line to some thing like:
if {[botisop $chan] != 1} {putmsg $chan "Please opme!"}
or
if {[botisop $chan == 0} {putmsg $chan "Please opme!"}
TCL will interpert
if {[botison $chan] == 1} {}
the same as
if {[botisop $chan]} {}
If the statement is true it executes the {}. So there is no need for
a == 1
As will
if {[botisop $chan] == 0} {}
if {![botisop $chan]} {}
! is the negate of whats in the []
Either one would suit you fine.
There are 100's more commands like this for anything from checking
flags, to doing ANY THING with the eggdrop. Again all in tcl-
commands.doc (it almost sounds like I'm doing a commercial for tcl-
command.doc dosn't it?).
## IV - String Manipulation Commands (string and l commands) ##
You want to make a public kick program, so ops can type !kick <nick>
<reason>. One problem, how do you extract those arguments from $text
(or equivalent variable)? lindex, and lrange.
These are core tcl commands so they won't be found in tcl-
commands.doc here is there descriptions: (from the TCL help file).
NAME
lindex - Retrieve an element from a list
SYNOPSIS
lindex list index
DESCRIPTION
This command treats list as a Tcl list and returns the index'th
element from it (0 refers to the first element of the list). In
extracting the element, lindex observes the same rules concerning
braces and quotes and backslashes as the Tcl command interpreter;
however, variable substitution and command substitution do not occur.
If index is negative or greater than or equal to the number of
elements in value, then an empty string is returned. If index has the
value end, it refers to the last element in the list.
Example:
[lindex "0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10" 5]
would return 5
[lindex "a b c d e f g h i" 2]
would return c (0 is the first parameter in the string!)
Now here is the public kick program:
bind pub O !kick pub:kick
proc pub:kick {nick host hand chan text} {
set whom [lindex $text 0]
putserv "KICK $chan $whom :$nick told me so!"
}
# The Bind #
public command (pub)
flags needed to trigger: Channel Specific/Global Operator
command to trigger: !kick <person>
procedure to be called: pub:kick
# The Procedure #
whom is a private variable and will be erased when the proc is
finished.
The lindex takes the first parameter in $text (which is the
person) and
sets it to whom the putserv kicks the person.
What if you wanted to add a definable kick msg? Make the program a
little more fancy. The command is lrange, it takes the parameters
from N'th index to N'th index. Here it is from the TCL help file:
NAME
lrange - Return one or more adjacent elements from a list
SYNOPSIS
lrange list first last
DESCRIPTION
List must be a valid Tcl list. This command will return a new list
consisting of elements first through last, inclusive. First or last
may be end (or any abbreviation of it) to refer to the last element of
the list. If first is less than zero, it is treated as if it were
zero. If last is greater than or equal to the number of
elements in the list, then it is treated as if it were end. If first
is greater than last then an empty string is returned. Note:
"lrangelist first first" does not always produce the same result as
"lindexlist first" (although it often does for simple fields that
aren't enclosed in braces); it does, however, produce exactly the same
results as "list [lindexlist first]"
So you would need to take parameter 1 for text, and to the end...
This is how you would do it:
bind pub O !kick pub:kick
proc pub:kick {nick host hand chan text} {
set whom [lindex $text 0]
set reason [lrange $text 1 end]
putserv "KICK $chan $whom :$reason"
}
Lets make it even more spoofy, what about if $nick isn't on the
channel? Well we need an if statement don't we? Look in tcl-
commands.doc for the command.
Here is the program:
bind pub O !kick pub:kick
proc pub:kick {nick host hand chan text} {
set whom [lindex $text 0]
set reason [lrange $text 1 end]
if {[onchan $whom $chan]} {
putserv "KICK $chan $whom :$reason"
} else {
puthelp $chan "$nick: $whom is not on $chan"
}
}
This is from the TCL help file, I'll give examples for a few, but I'm
sure you can figure it out
NAME
string - Manipulate strings
SYNOPSIS
string option arg ?arg ...?
DESCRIPTION
Performs one of several string operations, depending on option. The
legal options (which may be abbreviated) are:
string compare string1 string2
Perform a character-by-character comparison of strings string1
and string2
in the same way as the C strcmp procedure. Return -1, 0, or 1,
depending
on whether string1 is lexicographically less than, equal to, or
greater
than string2.
string first string1 string2
Search string2 for a sequence of characters that exactly match
the
characters in string1. If found, return the index of the first
character
in the first such match within string2. If not found, return -1.
string index string charIndex
Returns the charIndex'th character of the string argument. A
charIndex of
0 corresponds to the first character of the string. If charIndex
is less
than 0 or greater than or equal to the length of the string then
an empty
string is returned.
string last string1 string2
Search string2 for a sequence of characters that exactly match
the
characters in string1. If found, return the index of the first
character
in the last such match within string2. If there is no match,
then return
-1.
string length string
Returns a decimal string giving the number of characters in
string.
string match pattern string
See if pattern matches string; return 1 if it does, 0 if it doesn't.
Matching is done in a fashion similar to that used by the C-shell.
For the two strings to match, their contents must be identical except
that the following special sequences may appear in pattern:
* Matches any sequence of characters in string, including a
null
string.
? Matches any single character in string.
[chars] Matches any character in the set given by chars. If a
sequence of
the form x-y appears in chars, then any character between
x and y,
inclusive, will match.
\x Matches the single character x. This provides a way of
avoiding the
special interpretation of the characters *?[]\ in
pattern.
string range string first last
Returns a range of consecutive characters from string, starting
with the
character whose index is first and ending with the character
whose index
is last. An index of 0 refers to the first character of the
string. An
index of end (or any abbreviation of it) refers to the last
character of
the string. If first is less than zero then it is treated as if
it were
zero, and if last is greater than or equal to the length of the
string
then it is treated as if it were end. If first is greater than
last then
an empty string is returned.
string tolower string
Returns a value equal to string except that all upper case
letters have
been converted to lower case.
string toupper string
Returns a value equal to string except that all lower case
letters have
been converted to upper case.
string trim string ?chars?
Returns a value equal to string except that any leading or
trailing
characters from the set given by chars are removed. If chars is
not
specified then white space is removed (spaces, tabs, newlines,
and
carriage returns).
string trimleft string ?chars?
Returns a value equal to string except that any leading
characters from
the set given by chars are removed. If chars is not specified
then white
space is removed (spaces, tabs, newlines, and carriage returns).
This is usefull for creating bans!!!
Here is a sample kick ban script I wrote...
proc pubm:kickban {nick host hand chan text} {
set whom [lindex $text 0]
set mask [trimleft [maskhost [getchanhost $whom $chan]] *!]
set mask *!*$mask
putmsg $chan "* Kick and Ban $nick ($mask) because [lrange $text
1 end]"
putserv "MODE -o+b $whom $mask"
putserv "KICK $whom :[lrange $text 1 end]
}
Notice I had to extract the person who is getting KB'd from text.
I then
had to get his host from the command getchanhost (tcl-
commands.doc), and
then make it a usable mask host for bans. However maskhost
returns it's
value in *!user@*.machine.end I need a *!*, so I used 'trimleft'
and it
did my job.
string trimright string ?chars?
Returns a value equal to string except that any trailing
characters from
the set given by chars are removed. If chars is not specified
then white
space is removed (spaces, tabs, newlines, and carriage returns).
string wordend string index
Returns the index of the character just after the last one in the
word
containing character index of string. A word is considered to be
any
contiguous range of alphanumeric or underscore characters, or any
single
character other than these.
string wordstart string index
Returns the index of the first character in the word containing
character
index of string. A word is considered to be any contiguous range
of
alphanumeric or underscore characters, or any single character
other than
these.
## V - Loops ##
This section follows the following loops: foreach, for, and while
(thanxs for the help from the people on
the Doc Project List).
Foreach a list of items, and goes through each setting it as a var
then executing commands, and goes to
the next.
This proc will deop any one on the chan who doesn't have +o.
syntax for foreach:
foreach nick [chanlist $chan] {
if {([isop $nick $chan]) && (![matchattr $nick o]) && \
(![matchchanattr $nick o $chan])} {
pushmode $chan -o $nick
}
}
chanlist gives a list of people on the chan.
# The Procedure #
It first checks to make sure he's an op
Then checks to see if he's a global op
Then checks to see if he's a chan op
If all work out, he i
s deoped, if not nothing happens
syntax for while:
while {![botisop $chan]} {
puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan :Opme!!!"
}
That will flood the bot off but you get the idea?
It will execute body until the operator changes value
syntax for for:
for {set x 0} {$x > 5} {incr x} {
puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan $x"
}
First of all this script will count from 1 to 6
The first set of {}'s happens only when U execute the for statement
the second {}'s is the stopper. When
that is true it will stop the body the third {} is every time you
complete body, do it, then do body again
## VI - User-get/User-set ##
Each user on eggdrop has a special field called "xtra" which lets you
store whatever you like about users.
The field size is limited so don't get too excited. :)
It is a line where you (and your scripts) can store things the way
you want to, just like the "comment" line
each user has. But to improve it's functionality, there are two
procedures which come with the
"toolkit.tcl" (comes in eggdrops scripts dir) to access this field in
a more organized way.
The best thing is to *only* access the xtra field using these two
procedures. Make sure no other script is
accessing it another way (simple way to check this is to 'grep
setxtra *' and 'grep getxtra *' in your scripts
directory).
The procs to use:
user-set handle fieldname 'value...'
user-get handle fieldname
You can have any fieldname you like, like 'url' to store the users
homepage, 'birthday', etc (check out 'set whois-fields' in eggdrops
config file, which makes use of exactly these fields!).
You name the field, set the value with user-set and don't have to
worry anymore. And retore the value with user-get afterwards, as in:
if {[user-get Ernst url] == ""} {putlog "Ernst has no url set"}
## VII - Return command ##
The return command has two uses. The first is to stop the current
proc. The second, and most usefull is the the abiity to return a
number, or text.
Heres an example:
if {[chkaccess $nick]} {
pushmode $nick +o $chan
}
chkaccess would return a 0, or 1 and then it would op them based on
the return.
This is from tcl-commands.doc:
Several bindings pay attention to the value you return from the
proc
(using "return $value"). Usually they expect a 0 or 1, and
failing
to return any value is interpreted as a 0.
Here's a list of the bindings that use the return value from
procs
they trigger:
MSG Return 1 to make the command get logged like so:
(nick!user@host) !handle! command
DCC Return 1 to make the command get logged like so:
#handle# command
FIL Return 1 to make the command get logged like so:
#handle# files: command
PUB Return 1 to make the command get logged like so:
<<nick>> !handle! command
CTCP Return 1 to ask the bot not to process the CTCP command on
its
own. Otherwise it would send its own response to the CTCP
(possibly an error message if it doesn't know how to deal
with
it).
FILT Return 1 to indicate the text has been processed, and the
bot
should just ignore it. Otherwise it will treat the text
like
any other.
FLUD Return 1 to ask the bot not to take action on the flood.
Otherwise it will do its normal punishment.
RAW Return 1 to ask the bot not to process the server text.
This
can affect the bot's performance (by causing it to miss
things
that it would normally act on) -- you have been warned.
WALL Return 1 to make the command get logged liked so:
!nick! msg
syntax for return:
return <numeric>
Example:
return 0
## VIII - Good Programming habits ##
Many people load tons of scripts at once, and they don't want
conflicts! There are a few ways to help
avoid conflicts. USE RETURN 0 AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE or else it will
stop all bind searching after
your proc.. Here are some other ideas
(1) Label your procs sensable. Such as in my scripts I some times
use
proc mbti:antiidle {} {}
Not some thing like
proc script {} {}
(2) Same with your variables. If you use '-'s in your variables when
calling
them you must ${mbti-antiidle} some thing like that
(3) If your script uses timers make it compatable so you don't don't
have too
many of them (see examples in IX)
If you've noticed in all my procecdures I've used an indentation
system, I suggest you also use one. Most
common methods consist of either a TAB or Double Spacing.
<N> where N is the number of spaces
Example
proc bla {} {
<1> globlal testchan
<1> if {[botisop $testchan]} {
<1> <2> puthelp "PRIVMSG $testchan :I'm oped!
<1> }
}
## IX - Program Examples, then explained. ##
I've taken some of these from programs I've written, or I just made
them up =) (Many thanxs to the
people on the Doc Project Listserv for suggestions!)
###
bind pubm O !rules pubm:ab_rules
proc pubm:ab_rules {nick host hand chan text} {
set who [lindex $text 0]
if {$who == ""} {
# Because of line wraping it will not fit on one line, but you get
the idea
putmsg $chan "There is NO Cursing, Harrasment, Abusing the
bot,
Flooding, Clones, Advertising. Violation of this policy may
result in a
kick, and/or ban."
return 1
}
putmsg $who "There is NO Cursing, Harrasment, Abusing the bot,
Flooding, Clones, Advertising. Violation of this policy may
result in a
kick, and/or ban."
}
# The Bind #
Public Match
Op Access on that Channel, or Global Op Access
Trigger: !rules
Proc Name: pubm:ab_rules
# The Procedure #
If the first parameter in $text is valid it will be set to who;
if it doesn't exists
whom will be "". Now it says, if who has no value msg the
channel the rules
of the channel But if there is a a nick put a msg to $nick
####
###
# Script name : antiidle10-mbti.tcl
# Script Version: 1.0
# Script Author : The |mmortaL [asn@cdc.net] (PGP Public key
Avaible, put
# "send key" in the subject.)
# Script Desc. : An Anti Idle script for 1.1.x (Probably work
with 1.0
# though)
# Please edit the following variables: (Channel to which a msg is
to be
# sent, How often that message should be sent, and what to send;
in that
# order)
set antiidlechan #lamechan
set antiidletime 5
set antiidlemsg "antiidle10-mbti.tcl - Made By The |mmortaL"
## Do not change any thing under this point! ##
## Do not change any thing under this point! ##
## Do not change any thing under this point! ##
# This makes all the data in $antiidlechan lower case
set antiidlechan [string tolower $antiidlechan]
# This makes sure that your on the channel which you specified.
String
# match is case sensitive that is why I made everything lower case
# putlog is a command that puts some thing in the main logs of the
bot,
# and when the bot rehashs, or loads up you see that message.
# return 1 stops the script from loading, in the event that it
isn't on
# that channel.
if {![string match *$antiidlechan* [string tolower [channels]]]} {
putlog "ERROR ERROR I am not on $antiidlechan!!!!"
return 1
}
# VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT!!
# If your script is gonna cause major problems if a person
.rehashs, like
# if you set a timer use some thing to this equivelent:
# Make a variable, like antiidleloaded, by default that variable
doesn't
# exist. Put an if statement of info exists (checks to see if a
variable
# is there). And if it isn't set to 1, set it to 1, and load the
timer,
# if the variable is there, and set to 1, then do nothing.
if {![info exists antiidleloaded]} {
timer $antiidletime proc:antiidle
set antiidleloaded 1
}
proc proc:antiidle {} {
global antiidlechan antiidletime antiidlemsg
puthelp "PRIVMSG $antiidlechan :$antiidlemsg"
timer $antiidletime proc:antiidle
}
# This is fairly simple, put a global statement for each of the
global variables, because
# you need to access them. Send the msg to the channel, and then re-
set the timer.
# The Bind #
This script does not function with a bind.
Trigger: "if {!info exists antiidleloaded}" checks to see if
script is running
Proc Name: proc:antiidle
# The Procedure #
If info does not exist for $antiidleloaded, timer for
proc:antiidle begins, if it
does exists, proc:antiidle continues running.
When timer fires, put $antiidlemsg to $antiidlechan and start
another timer
###
###
set flag1 i
set chanflag1 i
set flag2 v
set chanflag2 v
bind join i * join:mbti_autoop
bind join v * join:mbti_autovoice
bind join - * join:mbti_cautoop
bind join - * join:mbti_cautovoice
proc join:mbti_autoop {nick host hand chan} {
pushmode $chan +o $nick
}
proc join:mbti_autovoice {nick host hand chan} {
pushmode $chan +v $nick
}
proc join:mbti_cautoop {nick host hand chan} {
if {[matchchanattr $hand i $chan]} {pushmode $nick +o $chan}
}
proc join:mbti_cautovoice {nick host hand chan} {
if {[matchchanattr $hand v $chan]} {pushmode $nick +v $chan}
}
This is a fairly easy script, the only new thing is the newflags.
Eggdrop lets you add as many new flags as there aren't used.
Set newflag[num] z
where [num] is a number that doesn't exists...
set newchanflag[num]
Ditto :P
# The Bind #
Join on channel
AutoOp and AutoVoice Access on that Channel
Trigger: users with +i or +v joining the channel
Proc Name: join:mbti_autoop
join:mbti_autovoice
join:mbti_cautoop
join:mbti_cautovoice
# The Procedure #
When join bind is triggered by specified users, pushmode $nick
flag $chan
or matchchanattr $hand flag $chan is true pushmode $nick flag
$chan
###
###
bind mode - "*+o $botnick*" mode:automode
proc mode:automode {nick host hand chan modechg} {
foreach nick [chanlist $chan] {
set hnick [nick2hand $nick]
if {![isop $nick $chan]} {
if {([matchattr $hnick o]) || ([matchchanattr $hnick o
$chan])} {
pushmode $chan +o $nick
}
if {([isop $nick $chan]) && ([matchchanattr $hnick d
$chan])} {
pushmode $chan -o $nick
}
}
}
}
foreach nick [chanlist $chan] basicly says to do this for every one in
the chan. One check to see if he has ops, if he dosn't and he has OP
access then op him!!
Then If he has ops, and he's supposed to be deoped them deop him!
###
# end !@#$
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<loner> true, so tell me what is sex with a dog like?
<PantheraD> umm.. good.. :)
<loner> don't they get bit roough?
<PantheraD> if you're lucky :)
<Roxie_Dog> thay can do, if you're lucky :)
<loner> do they bite?
<PantheraD> yes, again. if you're lucky..
* PantheraD likes it rought.
<PantheraD> err.. rough
<loner> sound painful not pleasurable
<PantheraD> all depens on what you like.. some dogs are rough.. some
aren't
<loner> don't know what i would like. never tried it with a dog
<PantheraD> have you had sex with a man?
<loner> couple of times
<PantheraD> was he rough with you?
<loner> nah, pretty gentle actually
<PantheraD> well, did you want him to be rough?
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<loner> not really
<PantheraD> you woudn't want a rough dog then.
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<PantheraD> wb roxie :)
<loner> does this mean that i should stay away from dogs
<PantheraD> no
<loner> cool, still want to try
<PantheraD> just be aware that dogs won't alter the way the fuck
because it's to rough for you..
<ect> panthera.. how many diff breeds and dogs have you had sex with?
<loner> i guess i could deal with that
<PantheraD> well, i used to work at a kennel so a lot :)
<ect> heh. really?
* PantheraD nods
<PantheraD> for 3 years
<loner> variety is the spice of life, eh?
<ect> and?!?
<PantheraD> so true.. :)
<PantheraD> and what?
<ect> heh.. n/m what got you turned unto dogs?
<PantheraD> but i always had my favorite. :)
<PantheraD> saw my male lab breeding a female and i wondered what it
would be like to be with him
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<loner> how was it
<PantheraD> hello nik, whass up>?
<ect> and did you you?
<PantheraD> yes.. that i did :)
<ect> how did you get him to do that with you?
<PantheraD> jacked him a little until he started to hump, then showed
him my butt.
<ect> ahh. and did you enjoy?
<PantheraD> the first time, no.
<loner> why not
<PantheraD> i was quite young and he was very well hung... ie, small
butt, big cock
<loner> makes sense, how old were you
<PantheraD> 14
<loner> and how old was he
<PantheraD> 5
<loner> no longer a pup
<ect> did you ever do anything with him again?
<PantheraD> nope.. oh yes.. he was my lover for 4 years every night
after..
<PantheraD> err.. no, he was not a pup... sorry.. that was a bit
confusing..
<loner> how did you get past the size difference
<PantheraD> he was very used to breeding...
<ect> ever tried any other animal than dogs?
<PantheraD> well, heh.. he just rammed it in and stretched me out...
<loner> it must have hurt
<PantheraD> no.. just men and dogs.. i want to try a stallion at some
point
<PantheraD> yes, yes it did
<loner> did he ever get his knot in you
<ect> wow. a stallion huh? woo. big.
<PantheraD> yeah, he did it the first time and just about every time
there after.. (i prefer to tie)
<PantheraD> yeah! nice big cock and a nice big load of cum :)
<loner> i hear knots get huge
<PantheraD> biggest i've seen was the size of a softball
<PantheraD> (247 lb st. bernard)
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Here it is! What you've all been waiting for.. It's a revolution in
home entertainment! No it's not a hands-free vibrator or even an
inflatable doll that gives head without chaffing your penis! It's my
latest party trick, its called 'Grannanizing'..
And since I'm such a nice person I am going to show you how I do it.
:)
Here is what I do.. I /msg someone and I act like an old lady who is a
bit nutty..
<Prae> oh hello dear
<thep0et> hi
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<thep0et> depends
<Prae> its disgusting!
<thep0et> huh
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<thep0et> i don't know are you?
<Prae> why?
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts!
<thep0et> umm ok..
<thep0et> wtf are you talkin about
<Prae> are you still there?
<thep0et> possibly
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<thep0et> yes you asked that once
<Prae> woo its sexy
<thep0et> dude you smoked some bad crack or somethin
<Prae> oh how dare you?!
<thep0et> how dare i what
<thep0et> what are you gonna do?
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<thep0et> ok.....
<Prae> are you still there?
<thep0et> man your fuckin loony
<Prae> hello betty
<thep0et> seek help please
<thep0et> betty?
<Prae> yes
<thep0et> umm my name is not betty
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<thep0et> yeah. dildos are much cheaper now
<Prae> its disgusting!
<thep0et> your the one who brought it up
<Prae> why?
<thep0et> i don't know.. you tell me
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<thep0et> do you purposly repeat your self or are you really stupid?
<Prae> oh how dare you!
<Prae> can you put me through to the person in charge?
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear.
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Mr_C> hello, who are u
<Prae> its fanny speaking
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Mr_C> oki.
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<Mr_C> i dont know
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Mr_C> oki, with wht
<Mr_C> what
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Mr_C> tell me
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<madwill> hi
<madwill> >=]
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<madwill> with?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<madwill> what is?
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much!
<Prae> are you still there?
<madwill> yeah
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<madwill> what are you talking about?
<madwill> no
<madwill> i dont think so
<Prae> why?
<madwill> prae - what the hell are you smoking?
<Prae> yes, its fanny speaking
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<twist182> hi
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<twist182> ok
<twist182> why didnt your ip resolve
<Prae> its disgusting!
<twist182> :(
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<twist182> huh
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<twist182> ?
<twist182> are you drunk?
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts
<twist182> what the fuck are youtalking about?
<Prae> are you still there?
<twist182> yes
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<twist182> WITH WHAT
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts
<Prae> hello betty
<twist182> WHAT FUCKING JIGSAW
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<alcyone> Hi .
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<alcyone> Hm ?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<alcyone> What ?!
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<alcyone> -laugh
<alcyone> Do you need a loan ?
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<alcyone> Who knows .
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts
<alcyone> I bet .
<alcyone> You should cut back on the alcohol .
<Prae> its disgusting!
<alcyone> I bet .
<Prae> oh how dare you?
<alcyone> Easily . . .
<Prae> are you still there?
<alcyone> For now .
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<alcyone> Mayhaps .
<Prae> woo its sexy
<alcyone> Is it ?
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<alcyone> Well , I did .
<Prae> oh how dare you1?
<Prae> hello betty
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Kitty_Cat> lol.. hi prae
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Kitty_Cat> with?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Kitty_Cat> ?
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<Kitty_Cat> i dont know.
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts
<Kitty_Cat> whom do you think you are addressing
<Kitty_Cat> ?
<Prae> yes, its fanny speaking
<Kitty_Cat> huh?
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<Kitty_Cat> i dont know.. are you on my left?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Nala-Bebe> hi :(
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Nala-Bebe> with?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Prae> are you still there?
<Thuull> I'm here
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Thuull> depends, what do you need?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Prae> are you still there?
<Thuull> yes, I am...what do you need help with?
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts
<Prae> are you still there dear?
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<Prae> woo its sexy
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<frame> hi
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<frame> with?
<frame> do I know you?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<frame> ?
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<frame> ?
<Prae> are you still there?
<frame> yes
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<frame> with?
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<frame> stop begging for help and tell me wtf you want help with
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<frame> I don't know
<Prae> why?
<frame> who do you think you are speaking to?
<Prae> woo its sexy
<Prae> yes, its fanny speaking
<frame> fanny?
<Prae> yes
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<frame> your hostmask seems familiar
<frame> but I don't know anyone by the name of fanny
<Prae> ok luvvy
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<RLoxley> with?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Prae> are you still there?
<RLoxley> yes
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<RLoxley> i was waiting for you
<RLoxley> with what?
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<RLoxley> enough games, whats on your mind
<Prae> its disgusting
<RLoxley> either spit it out, or i have other business
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<RLoxley> the right person for what
<RLoxley> you know exactly who i am
<RLoxley> and i know exactly who you are
<RLoxley> come to the point
<Prae> can you put me through to the person in charge?
<RLoxley> i am the person in charge
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<RLoxley> you are obviously insane, let me know when you return to
earth
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<Prae> are you still there?
<RLoxley> yes, and very busy
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving menuts!
<RLoxley> yes, i can see you are quite nuts
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> OH HOW DARE YOU!?
<Prae> hello betty
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<RLoxley> go and take your meds
<Prae> woo its sexy
<Prae> are you still there?
<RLoxley> no
<Prae> why?
<Prae> yes, its fanny speaking
<Prae> are you still there dear?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<h2so4-> ok here.
<h2so4-> =]
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<h2so4-> hah
<h2so4-> yes
<h2so4-> yes
<Prae> its disgusting!
<h2so4-> it is?!
<Prae> yes
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts!
<h2so4-> haha
<h2so4-> what jigsaw
<Prae> are you still there?
<h2so4-> and whats disgusting?!
<h2so4-> yes.
<h2so4-> are you stoned per chance?
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<h2so4-> :/
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<h2so4-> probably not...
<h2so4-> i think you want a shrink..
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<h2so4-> well i don't know?
<Prae> woo its sexy
<h2so4-> yes
<h2so4-> i have jammy dodgers...
<Prae> why?
<h2so4-> i dont know
<h2so4-> i dont really like them
<h2so4-> i just eat cos im bored
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh helo dear
<Mister]X[> hi
<Mister]X[> do i know u
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Mister]X[> with what?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Mister]X[> with what?
<Prae> in my day it never cost that much
<Mister]X[> really
<Prae> yes
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<Mister]X[> yeah
<Mister]X[> what never cost that much
<Prae> thats not important
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Mister]X[> yeah sure
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Prae> are you still there?
<Mister]X[> yes
<Mister]X[> i am what
<Mister]X[> do u fucking want me to do
<Mister]X[> just tell me
<Prae> could you put me through to the person in charge?
<Mister]X[> 10 seconds
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<Mister]X[> no sorry
<Prae> why?
<Mister]X[> fuck off
<Prae> woo its sexy
<Prae> are you still there?
<Mister]X[> fuckign hell its sexy
<Mister]X[> i know
<Mister]X[> u r telling me
<Mister]X[> omg its so sexy
<Prae> yes
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Mister]X[> i know its so fucking disgusting
<Mister]X[> its just digusting
<Mister]X[> so groose
<Mister]X[> and disgraceful
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving men uts
<Mister]X[> ohh its o giisgusting
<Mister]X[> its unreal
<Prae> could you put me through to the person in charge?
<Mister]X[> yeah, eyghhh
<Mister]X[> why do u wanna speak to the person in charge
<Mister]X[> u realise u will have to take the test
<Prae> thats not important
<Prae> why?
<Mister]X[> if u want to speak with the person in charge
<Mister]X[> thats the protocol
<Prae> hello betty
<Mister]X[> i am affraid
<Prae> why?
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
<Prae> oh hello dear
<Accipiter> Um
<Accipiter> Hi.
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Accipiter> Do I know you?
<Prae> i cant believe you're asking me that
<Accipiter> Ok...
<Accipiter> am I supposed to know you?
<Prae> thats not important
<Prae> i was wondering if you could help me?
<Accipiter> With what?
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Accipiter> Just ask the question.
<Prae> ok luv
<Prae> are you still there?
<Accipiter> YES.
<Prae> wo its sexy
[Accipiter PING]
<Prae> are you still there?
<Accipiter> YES.
<Accipiter> Ask the question already.
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<Accipiter> what who
<Prae> am i speaking to the right person?
<Accipiter> Apparently.
<Accipiter> Ask me what it is you want to ask.
<Prae> can you put me through to the person in charge?
<Accipiter> yes
<Accipiter> i'm still here.
<Accipiter> I am in charge.
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Accipiter> That's fine.,
<Accipiter> ask.
<Prae> that jigsaw is driving me nuts
<Accipiter> A jigsaw puzzle is disgusting?
<Accipiter> you have issues.
<Prae> woo its sexy
<Prae> are you still there?
<Accipiter> No. I'm lying.
<Prae> its disgusting!
<Accipiter> I'm sure it is.
<Prae> hello betty
<Accipiter> hello dolly
<Accipiter> ?
<Prae> oh how dare you!?
<Prae> are you still there?
<Prae> goodbye dear
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Do you want to be a satanist? Or do you want to know what a satanist
is? Well, the answers will be found her . This is a course for
beginners. The more skilled one can fuck off and read something else.
I will only tell how to be a Satanist as a follower of Anton Szandor
LaVey, and not as a devil-worshipping jerk that sacrifices young
virgins. I will only do it briefly, tell you the basics, so if you
want to know more, go to http://www.churchofsatan.com.
I will now try to combine clothing style, music and the rules of being
a satanist.
Ok, first of all, to be a Satanist, you should dress like one. Have
style. The basic color is of course BLACK (and due to that fact, it`s
even better if you are black skinned). You can use other colors like
red and purple, but it must match, so you have the gloomy look. Your
hair should be long, and colored black. You also can be shaved. Spikes
and leather jackets gives you a raw and primitive look. But you can
try to look a little mystical. Wear a black coat or something. Black
latex will never run out of date when you are a satanist. And always
use army boots, or something look-a-like.
If you are white, make sure your face is as pale as it can be. Never
take sun. That ruins your evil look.
Some people thinks it`s funny to use corpse painting...but if your
walking in mall or something with corpse painting, your stupid...and
remeber, it`s no sin to be original...
You should also listen to so called dark, moody n Satanic music that
get u in a dark and gloomy mood, and I don`t mean a stupid a g1mp like
Marilyn Manson (many will maybe disagree, but he`s nothing but a jerk
off to me. A false rip off). Listen to classical music. Listen to
brutal music from the north, black metal. The most famous ones that is
worth a mention is Mayhem, Darkthrone, Immortal, Emperor, Enslaved,
Vintersorg, Satyricon, early Ulver, Finntroll....blablabla...well, at
least you have something to start with?
Well, if you got the clothing style and maybe even started to like the
so called "satanic" music, we are now ready for the the lesson on how
to behave and act. I will now take up "The Nine Satanic Statements",
"The Elven Satanic Rules of the Earth" and "The Nine Satanic Sins".
When you have read these, and if you still are interested in being a
Satanist, buy the Satanic Bible and visit
http://www.churchofsatan.com, as mentioned somewhere above.
Okay, here we go:
The Nine Satanic Statements
from The Satanic Bible by LaVey
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital exitstence instead of spritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-
deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love
wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility tho the responsible instead of
concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more
often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his
"divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most
vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to
physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has
kept it in business all these years!
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by LaVey
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want
to hear them.
3. When in another`s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without
mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden
to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully
to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having
called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject
yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you you are attacked or for
your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The Nine Satanic Sins
by LaVey
1. Stupidity - The top of the list for Satanic sins. The Cardinal Sin
of Satanism. It`s too bad stupidity isn`t painful. Ignorance is one
thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends
on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes
a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but
laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot
afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness - Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn`t
applying the cardianl rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with
stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days.
Everyone`s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with
the goods or not.
3. Solipsism - Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your
reactoins, responses and sensibilities
onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the
mistake of expecting to people give you the same consideration,
courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won`t.
Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others
as they do unto you." It`s work for most of us and requiers constant
vigiliance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being
like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in nation
of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a
Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
4. Self-deceit - It`s in the "Nine Satanic Statements" but deserves to
be repeated here. Another cardianl sin. We must not pay homage to any
of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are
expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be
entered into is when it`s fun, and with awareness. But then, it`s not
self-deceit!
5. Herd Conformity - That`s obvious from a Satanic stance. It`s all
right to conform to a person`s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you.
But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal
entity dicate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of
being a enslaved by the whims of the many.
6. Lack of Perspective - Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for
a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and
what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making
history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and
social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and
Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit thingd together as you want
the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints -
know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of
the world.
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies - Be aware that this is one of
the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and
different, when in reality it`s something that was once widely
accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to
rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This
makes for a disposable society.
8. Counterproductive Pride - That first word is important. Pride is
great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the
bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When
it stops working for you, when you have painted yourself into a corner
and the only way out is to say, I`m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we
could compromise somehow, then do it.
9. Lack of Aesthetics - This is the physical application of the
Balance Factor. Aesthetics is in important in Lesser Magic and should
be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off
classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are
discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance,
is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical
effectivness. It`s not what`s supposed to be pleasing - it`s what is.
Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one`s own nature, but
there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that
should not be denied.
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Okay, I was planning to do a littel satanic history here, but I won`t.
I`m tired of writing this article, but I hope you read it and found
at least some of it interesting, or even better, got provoked by it.
Vegtam
february 2000
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[ note from the editor, sorry about messing up the appearance of your
leet ascii :( ]
Negr/OS is the latest underground news since phf baby ! . Elitely and
stablely coded in one of todays most widely used and trusted language
Qbasic. Yep !.Thats right . Placing youz in total fear mode is our ob-
jec-tive here at stupidphat.
Latest kernel' build' out now is kernel 3.1.3.3.7
Source is freely distributed so have fun messing with it. To
successfully run negr / OS You need QBASIC. If you dont have it could
could download QBASIC Here:
http://dialect.stupidphat.com/qbasic.exe.
ASM format is available only for the leet++ at:
http://dialect.stupidphat.com/neg.asm
Screenshots of Negr/OS in action can be found here:
http://dialect.stupidphat.com/neg1.jpg
http://dialect.stupidphat.com/neg2.jpg
http://dialect.stupidphat.com/neg3.jpg
Don take me wrong. This is all a big joke and I'm not racist
(sometimes) and
ummmm this project isnt supposed to be all that. I will tell you
though.
that negr/OS DOES WORK. its not really an os. just a dos shell. but
the
name fit well :D
REM **** negr/OS ******
REM Kernel 3.1.3.3.7
REM **** dialect ******
DIM login$
DIM pw$
DIM prompt$
DIM dir$
DIM rm$
DIM host$
DIM yourmoma$
REM no_need_to_DIM_anything$
CLS
COLOR 10
SCREEN 12
PRINT " "
PRINT " "
PRINT " NNN NNNN ////
OOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSS"
PRINT " NNNN NNNN ////
OOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSS"
PRINT " NNNNN NNNN //// OOOO
OOOO SSSS"
PRINT " NNNNNN NNNN eeeeeeee gggggggg rrr rrrr //// OOOO
OOOO SSSSSSSSSSS"
PRINT " NNNNNNNNNNN eee eee ggg ggg rrrrrrrr //// OOOO
OOOO SSSSSSSSSSS"
PRINT " NNNN NNNNNN eeeeeeee ggg ggg rrrr //// OOOO
OOOO SSSS"
PRINT " NNNN NNNNN eee ggg ggg rrr ////
OOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSS"
PRINT " NNNN NNN eeeeeeee gggggggg rrr ////
OOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSS"
PRINT " ggg"
PRINT " gggggggg"
PRINT " "
PRINT " The Black Operating System !"
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT "(Stupidphat.com) negr/OS (ttyp1) fastlink01"
SCREEN 12
LINE (25, 25)-(52, 67), B
LINE (214, 234)-(23, 45), B, B
COLOR 3
PRINT
SCREEN 12
PRINT
1 INPUT "login: ", login$
INPUT "password: ", pw$
IF pw$ = "pass" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 8
PRINT "Negr/OS Kernel Build : 3.1.3.3.7. "
PRINT
COLOR 3
PRINT "Logged in as user: ";
PRINT login$
PRINT "Your shell is /negros/shells/freshmozzarela&sausage"
PRINT
PRINT "# MOTD"
PRINT "Welcome to Negr/OS ! Type help for commands @#$"; ""
PRINT
PRINT
GOTO 2
ELSE
PRINT
COLOR 7
PRINT "Invalid username or password"
PRINT
COLOR 3
GOTO 1
END IF
2 PRINT "[";
COLOR 4
PRINT login$;
COLOR 3
PRINT "@";
INPUT "negr/OS ]> ", sysprompt$
IF sysprompt$ = "adduser" THEN
INPUT "Enter the new user name :", user$
INPUT "Enter a password :", pass1$
INPUT "Re-Enter the password : ", pass2$
END IF
IF pass1$ = pass2$ THEN
OPEN "usrs.txt" FOR OUTPUT AS #1
PRINT #1, "Username : " + user$
PRINT #1, "Password : " + pass1$
CLOSE #1
ELSE
PRINT "Passwords did not match"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "dir /w" THEN
SHELL "dir /w"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "dir /p" THEN
SHELL "dir /p"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "rm" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 9
INPUT "[RM File] ", rm$
SHELL "del " + rm$
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "" THEN
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "cls" THEN
SHELL "cls"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "clear" THEN
SHELL "cls"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "ver" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 10
PRINT "Negr/OS Version 3.1.3.3.7 and dont ever forget it!"
PRINT
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "fdisk" THEN
SHELL "c:\windows\system\fdisk.com"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "ping" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 9
INPUT "[Ping target] ", host$
SHELL "ping " + host$
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "help" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 12
PRINT "cd help rm ver who dir "
PRINT "hello.c cd .. a: pwd rm -rf logout "
PRINT "exit time txt c: hi Unix "
PRINT "cls clear fdisk ping adduser dir /w/p"
PRINT
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "cd" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 9
INPUT "[ Dir ] ", dir$
SHELL "cd " + dir$
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "pwd" THEN
SHELL "cd"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "dir" THEN
SHELL "dir"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "cd .." THEN
SHELL "cd .."
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "a:" THEN
SHELL "a:"
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "hello.c" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 8
PRINT
PRINT "HELLO WORLD #@$@#$! "
PRINT
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "rm -rf" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 8
PRINT
PRINT " j00 fucking mor0n !"
PRINT
COLOR
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "logout" THEN
CLS
GOTO 1
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "exit" THEN
END
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "who" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 4
PRINT login$
PRINT
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "time" THEN
SHELL "time"
PRINT
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "c:" THEN
SHELL "c:"
PRINT
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "ls" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 15
PRINT "best step !$# : try dir instead : neener neener.";
PRINT
COLOR 3
PRINT "."
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "txt" THEN
PRINT
COLOR 8
INPUT "[ TXT ] ", txt$
SHELL "" + txt$
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "hi" THEN
PRINT "hi"
ELSE
PRINT
COLOR 15
PRINT ":nigga best recognize : [";
COLOR 5
PRINT sysprompt$;
COLOR 15
PRINT "] : not a command";
COLOR 3
PRINT "."
PRINT
GOTO 2
END IF
IF sysprompt$ = "cd" + dir$ THEN
PRINT
COLOR 8
INPUT "[ Dir ] ", dir$
SHELL "cd " + dir$
COLOR 3
GOTO 2
END IF
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<Od1um> prae r u female? or wut?
<BadAssGuy> Hey everyone, I NEED MAJOR HELP! Please, if you know how
to lag someone out of any "Microsoft Internet Gaming Zone" game, I
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW! Please, I am desperate! Message me, thank you!!!!
<k-rad-bob> the first chick that gave me oral was only 13...she could
barely take it n her mouth, i had teethmarks on my penis for a week
<grid> chris`: are you learning disabled by any chance?
<MonkeyPot> you got aol private chat room names?
<m1lk\f00d> twist: will you show her my pic and tell her that i like
her, then ask if she could ever love a guy like me
<Greenie> lol@ me gettin sad and icq'in prae hehe
<Prae> eh?
<TwisT> nah bob
<m1lk\f00d> why not?
<adam> i got caught by my little sister masterbating to some online
porn
<adam> she said, "what are you doing to that"
<adam> i said "trying to kill it"
<adam> and "can you help me"
<adam> lol
<adam> doesnt no one care
<adam> this is child abuse
<adam> i was only joking
<adam> geez
<adam> you really think ?
<adam> mg
<adam> issues
[canonbal:#hacktech PING]
<canonbal> unlagging
<canonbal> slowly
<canonbal> heh
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Broken pipe)
<k3rR> hello? Does anyone know anything about earthserv webpage
provider i got an account but now it says the site has no dns entry it
used to just say page contains no data.does anyone know why or when
earthserv will be running again?
<`DS> anybody know where to find violence stats?
<twist182> I JUST WROTE MY FIRST PERL PROGRAM!!!
<twist182> IM SO FUCKING ELITE
<twist182> FUCK YOU ALL
<twist182> HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
<Prae> splendid james
<twist182> FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<AlphaTec> uhm...
<Prae> i wrote my 27th TCL script today
<ect> lol
<AlphaTec> hello.pl ?
<twist182> :(
<Prae> before you fcrashed me
<twist182> NO
<Prae> you twat
<AlphaTec> oh
<twist182> its far more k-rad
* twist182 giggles
<twist182> prae :(
<AlphaTec> twist
<twist182> yeah
<AlphaTec> what perl book is it?
<AlphaTec> what one are you reading?
<Prae> 'perl for canadian fags'
<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl
who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to
nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit
<thep0et> bob how come smoking makes me horny? watching people smoke
makes me erect, is this a problem?
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<Prae> did you signup bob?
<k-rad-bob> yes
<k-rad-bob> h0h0h0h0h0h
<Prae> basic?
<k-rad-bob> MASTER!
<|RAT|> hmmmmmm
<Prae> elite!
<Prae> Vicki is such a sweetie
<Prae> you'll see
<k-rad-bob> what about bandwith?
<|RAT|> Isn't this a hacking channel????
<Prae> fast
<k-rad-bob> yes rat
<Prae> no rat
<Prae> its a sex channel
<|RAT|> ooooops
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<k-rad-bob> its also a sex channel
<Prae> hahahaha!!!!!!
<sdf> NOONE IS LEAVING THIS CHANNEL WITHOUT A GROUP HUG
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<asmith> hi
<asmith> can somone send me a prog that gets i-net p-words and u-names
<jeczilak> Anyone know where I can get getadmin.exe
<Prae> roses are red and violets are twisted, bend over james cause
you're about to get fisted.
<thep0et> alot of black metal bands butt fuck eachother on stage
<snookems> eww this girl at my old highschool once was dared to shove
a hotdog intoside herself and she got it like all the way and it broke
off. she had to go to the hospital and get it removed. i dunno i felt
like sharing that. probably becaus i am in a goofy mood now.
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<RLoxley> twist=0wned
<NazXuL-X> hey.
<NazXuL-X> i went to mplayer last night. its still gay
<k-rad-bob> so you blended in quite well?
<k-rad-bob> im having sex with my left hand from now on
<twist182> prae
<twist182> bob, why the switch?
<Prae> !?
<Prae> im ambedextrus
<Prae> i use both
<Prae> :)
<twist182> i use my feet
<k-rad-bob> to make my right one jealous so that she'll work way
harder when i give her another chance
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<A17mPA> hi every1. Question. Has anyone heard of something called AOL
IM Sysop?
<A17mPA> or something like that
<jeczilak> How well does getadmin.exe work?
<Shizzy> We need more women in here.. thats the problem in a
nutshell... women that aren't to bright so they will go along with
anything we say haha
<g-sync> does anybody have a unix i can borrow??????
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<G0th1c> hey RL
<RLoxley> [5m [1;31mh [1;32me [1;34ml [1;33ml [1;31mo [1;32m,
[1;34mh [1;33ma [1;31mc [1;32mk [1;34me [1;33mr [1;31ms [0m
*** RLoxley is now known as grid
<grid> coOOl i dont feel gay anymore
<grid> i am cured
<grid> goodbye for now.
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<canonbal> *** RLoxley is now known as grid
<canonbal> rloxley and grid arent the same ppl are they? Heh
<fraglord> does anyone have a webpage or know of a cool program that
hacks ICQ passwords or hotmail passwords
<Uneek> I've got more skills on the tip of my cock then you've got in
your whole brain!!!
<h2so4> i havent been afk for like 5 days
*** thep0et has Quit IRC (I'm black and i don't work for a
living...are you surprised?)
<niemand1> i find masturbation a good way to make bath's more fun
<vuduisz> they cant talk about security, 2600 dont know shit about
security
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<ZeRiAl> hey you guys, u happen to know of a program to get login and
pswd from a porn site?
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<M1K4> i need some carding instructions
* Prae2k/#k-rad is learning how to masturbate whilst doing a handstand
* thep0et/#k-rad is learning how to ignore prae's stupid pointless
comments which make no sence what so ever
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<alltra> anyone know anyhting that will screw someone over real bad if
all I have is their ip number?
<thep0et> could you imagine if our penises acted like elephant trunks?
and we had to feed our selves like that
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<tobsgal> any lesbian or bi females want to chat
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<ubre> hi, guys pls help. How do i see someone's IP server in a chat?
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<SpeedSwim> hety any of you have a big virus or kno where I cna get
one?
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<hey> is they re somebody who could tell me how to hack somebody on
irc our can give me a sites????????????????????
<The0ry> without masturbation there is nothing
<The0ry> sekz, i serioulsy used to masturbate about 15 to 20 times a
day
<The0ry> seriously even
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<thik> Can anybody show me how to hack ????
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<weesel> hello
<weesel> does anyone know of a proggie that will let me into someones
HDD useing ICQ?
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<Drumguy> Anybody know operatior or administraitor Yahoo Chat
commands?
<Drumguy> Anybody know operatior or administraitor Yahoo Chat
commands?
<Drumguy> Anybody know operatior or administraitor Yahoo Chat
commands?
<Drumguy> Anybody know operatior or administraitor Yahoo Chat
commands?
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<Drumguy> Does anybody know kick certain people out of Yahoo Chat
Rooms?
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<moeska> can someone tell me how to ping to a specified port?
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<bcsiss> i need help
<canonbal> with?
* fraggy is back: from -(tv)- gone -(10mins 56secs)-
<bcsiss> is there anyway to hack into someone elses computer through
mirc?
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<Killer> can someone disconnect a clone of me that has fucked up?
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<Zero|kewl> does anybody use wwwhack?
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<Freddo> does anybody know NT hack???
-X- Ban list updated
* h420i is away: -(could irc be any more boring?)- since -(23:18)-
pager -(on)-
<Freddo> does anybody know NT hack???
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<fraggy> isn't freddo the guy who gets shot in the movie?
<Freddo> ???
<fraggy> n/m
<rafay> :P
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<Freddo> http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
<Freddo> sorry
<Freddo> wrong paste
<k-rad-bob> lol
<fraggy> as opposed to the right paste?
<k-rad-bob> you nail him fraggy
<Freddo> does anybody know NT hack???
<fraggy> eh?
<Freddo> this is correct
<rafay> w0rd bob
<rafay> he is just asking a question
<rafay> :P
<k-rad-bob> hehe
<k-rad-bob> sowwie
<Freddo> so ... does anybody know NT hack???
<k-rad-bob> lol
<k-rad-bob> i cant help myself
<fraggy> haha
<fraggy> Freddo, say that again. i crack up everytime i read that
<|cH|cKeN|> hehe
<Freddo> ok... does anybody know NT hack???
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<rafay> HEH
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* lioufman exei pathei plaka me to <<NiRVaNa 2000b>> by NiRVaNaiR
[100% Megali eukolia dike mou]
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<Mike``> can someone help me with something?
<k-rad-bob> what is it?
<Mike``> i got a pw cracker but i can't get it to work
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don't know how it works....... oh, never mind )
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<Mike``> funny??
<|cH|cKeN|> not really
<fraggy> yes. very
<|cH|cKeN|> ur just gay
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<L_Mental> need to know: are there any binders for exe+image?
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<kingpin1> __ ___ ___
<kingpin1> /\ \ /\_ \ /\_ \
<kingpin1> \ \ \___ __\//\ \ \//\ \ ___
<kingpin1> \ \ _ `\ /'__`\\ \ \ \ \ \ / __`\
<kingpin1> \ \ \ \ \/\ __/ \_\ \_ \_\ \_/\ \L\ \
<kingpin1> \ \_\ \_\ \____\/\____\/\____\ \____/
<kingpin1> \/_/\/_/\/____/\/____/\/____/\/___/
<Prae> hi
<Prae> can i ask you a few questions?
<gay18> ok pls
<Prae> firstly, are you a man or a woman?
<gay18> man and gay
<gay18> u
<Prae> im a man
<Prae> where do you live?
<gay18> istanbul
<Prae> What is the first thing that pops into your head when i say
poop?
<gay18> nothýng
<Prae> nothing?
<Prae> how do you feel about poop?
<Prae> do you think its good or bad?
<gay18> you mean poop musýc
<Prae> no
<Prae> i mean poop as in shit
<Prae> the brown stuff that comes from your anus
<gay18> bad
<Prae> why is it bad?
<gay18> you are realy shýt
<Prae> and why is that?
<Prae> does poopsex.com disgust you?
<Prae> ok, so.. if i say "I want to poop in your mouth." what does
that make you feel?
<Prae> angry?
<Prae> happy?
<gay18> pls be nýce man chat nýce thýngok
<Prae> but i want to know how you feel about poop
<Prae> please, tell me..
<gay18> ok pls you dont want to be nýce i leave
<gay18> by
<tress> <GrEEnMK> how can i edit file in unix ?
<tress> <YoJaUta> with a text editr
<tress> <YoJaUta> but real men use magnetic tipped needles to directly
write to the hd platter
<tress> <GrEEnMK> ahh
<tress> <GrEEnMK> what text editor ?
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<TuCoWS> Hola Intercambio utilidades, nuckes antinuckes, virus
antivirus, troyanos antitroyanos, cortafuegos, antiflood, floods,
crackers, antiBO antiNetbus, manuales sobre informatica en gral. como
irc telnet o lo que sea, si tienen alguna las intercambiamos por
correo electronico no por "dcc send", en especial busco spoofers y
patchs para windows 98, quien este interesado escriba asi : /query
tucows , y me encontraran, gracias
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<Prae2k> >:\
<Prae2k> my mouse is fucked up
<Prae2k> i think its drunk
<madwill> lol
* madwill hands praes mouse another beer
<Prae2k> >:\
<Prae2k> he had enough
<Prae2k> i wrote 'CUNT' on it
<Prae2k> about 6 months ago
<Prae2k> i can still see it
<mcx^> im sorry for nuking you earlier :(
<mcx^> EVERYONE
<pez> its ok, i dont think i was at the computer
<Sekz> ADSL gets here in 6 months.
<mcx^> MCX WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIS NUKING
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AGH!
So much work. Editing this issue has been hell, but still it has been
a joy. Issue two is out and we have proven that we arent a one time
only zine, like *cough* pursuit and *cough* b4b0 and *cough* phrack.
Also the feedback we have been receiving has been nothing less but
heartwarming. Now all that is left to be said is: Contribute or die!
Link our site or die! Mass forward our URL to everyone on your icq,
email it to everyone you can, and Spam all the Usenet groups with it!
This issue could be better but due to the fact that our domain is
finally up and running we are all exited so here goes nothing.
Official b0g site: http://www.b0g.org
Contact: irc in #k-rad on undernet
By email: b0g@b0g.org
Contributions can be sent to contribute@b0g.org
Thats all :)
Shouts and his goes out to all of #k-rad #hacktech #hackuk #whhs and
to all the other undernet dogs!
