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 · 5 years ago

  

The ANUS Official Benefit Preferred Theft List 

 
Blinkies: 

Red Blinkie                        30 pts. 
Blue Blinkie                       50 
Yellow                             45 
White                              50 
Black                              55 
Orange                             45 

Signs: 

Stop                               60 pts. 
DIP                                80 
Road                               70 
Slow Children                     100 
School Zone                        60 
No Parking                         70 
Light Ahead                        70 
Yield                              90 
Construction                       70 

Cones: 

Small                              15 pts. 
Large                              20 

From cars: 

Hubcaps (complete set)             40 pts. 
Hood ornament                      50 
Radar detector                    100 
License plates (2)                 70 
Speakers, each.                   100 
Woofers                           200 
Stereo                            300 
Equalizer                         200 
Amp                               200 
Lighter                            20 

From shops: 

Beer, per ounce                    10 pts. 
Hard Liquor, per ounce             20 
Six-Pack                          800 
12-Pack                          1600 
Calculators                        70 
Walkman                            90 
Joystick                           90 
Toaster                            90 
Computer                           Monetary Value in Points 
Nintendo                          600 
Vibrator                          200 
Matchbox cars, each.               70 
Waterguns                          50 
Knives                             90 
Stereos, etc.                     200 
Cash                               Monetary Value in Points 
Cigarettes                         70 
Pornography                        80 
Candy                              30 
Tapes                              60 

Miscellaneous: 

Street Lights                    1000 
Police Flashers                  1000 
Shopping Carts                    200 
Gas Station Flags                 100 
Cars                             1000 
Police Car                       5000 

A good day's score for 4 men/car:  6,000 and up 

Excellent:  20,000 

God:  30,000 

15-20 years:  50,000