Angstmonster Special Release 02

eZine lover (@eZine)

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 · 5 years ago

  

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¡a n g s t m o n s t e r¡ 
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                       ANGSTMONSTER SPECIAL RELEASE #2 

     Today's Installment: THE KID WITH ONE ARM HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE 

 
    "HOWDY!  FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME             "OH WOW!  THAT IS 
 /\  I MAKE APPEARANCES IN THIS ZINE CALLED              /\  SUCH A WALL OF 
(**) 'ANGSTMONSTER' AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU            (**) WORDS THAT I DON'T 
/[]  ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS!  AFTER MY RECENT             /[]  KNOW WHAT TO DO!!"  
_/\_ THIRD APPEARANCE IN ANGSTMONSTER PLUGGING          _/\_ 
     THIS WEBSITE CALLED FUCKALLYALL.COM, PEOPLE 
     THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL FOR ME TO PLUG THE ZINE!" 

 /\ "ANYWAYZ, I'M HEAR TO TELL YOU THAT WRITING          /\  "TFILES ARE COOL 
(**) FOR A ZINE IS HECKA COOL!!  IT DOESN'T MATTER      (**)  BECAUSE ANYONE CAN 
/[]  WHAT YOU SAY EITHER ANS YOU WRITING CAN BE         /[]   MAKE THEM AND IT 
_/\_ SHITTY AND NO ONE CARES BECUASE IT'S A TFILE!!!"   _/\_  DOESN'T COST THEM 
                                                              ANYTHING AT ALL!!" 
							       
 /\ "BUT IT GETS BETTER!!!  CAUSE IF YOU ARE TO LAZY      /\ "MAKING TFILES WILL 
(**) TO WRITE YOUR OWN TFILE ZINE, FEAR NOT BECAUSE      (**) NOT GET YOU CHICKS 
/[]  THERE ARE PEOPLE ALREADY WRITING THEM FOR YOU!      /[]  BUT DON'T LET THAT 
_/\_ WHAT'S THAT MEAN!?!?! TFILES NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" _/\_ STOP YOU!!!" 

 /\ "IF YOU REALLY WANT A CHICK THE INTERNET IS FULL OF   /\ "THAT'S NOT TRUE 
(**) THEM AND IF YOU WRITE A TFILE, YOU CAN HAVE A NICK  (**) BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE 
/[]  AND HAVING A NICK ON THE INTERNET HELPS YOU GET     /[]  A GOOD REASON TO 
_/\_ CHICKS!!!  CHICKS DIG THE NICKS!!"                  _/\_ WRITE TFILES!!" 

 /\ "IN FACT, WRITING TFILES IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS      /\ "MOST EVERYONE HAS 
(**) REALLY ABOUT!!  IF THE INTERNET DIDN'T HAVE ANY     (**) READ A TFILE AT 
/[]  CHICKS ON IT THEN IT'D STILL BE COOL BECAUSE IT'D   /[]  ONE TIME THEY JUST 
_/\_ HAVE TFILES ON IT!!"                                _/\_ DON'T KNOW IT!" 

 /\ "IF EVER YOU HAVE READ A COPY OF THE ANARCHIST        /\ "THERE'S A WHOLE 
(**) COOKBOOK OR A CDC FILE OR DOWNLOADED SOME TEXT      (**) WORLD OF TFILES 
/[]  OFF OF A BBS!!  THOSE ARE ALL TFILES!!!  YOU'VE     /[]  OUT THERE!  DON'T 
_/\_ CAUGHT THE BUG AND MUSN'T STOP THERE!!!             _/\_ BE AFRAID!!!" 

 /\ "I USED TO BE AFRAID OF THE TFILES BUT I'M NOT       /\ "BUT IF YOU KNOW  
(**) ANYMORE!!!  AND YOU KNOW WHAT?  FUCK PEOPLE WHO    (**) NOTHING ABOUT THE 
/[]  SAY THE TFILE SCENE OR EZINE SCENE IS DEAD!  NO    /[]  SCENE CHECK IT OUT: 
_/\_ SCENE THAT FOUCSES AROUND EXPRESSION THROUGH ANY   _/\_ SCENE.TEXTFILES.COM 
     MEDIUM IS EVER FUCKING DEAD!!! 

 /\ "HAVING READ AS MANY TFILES AS YOU CAN AND EVEN       /\ "SO REMEMBER: 
(**) PUTTING OUT A FEW OF YOUR OWN COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE  (**) SUPPORT LOCAL 
/[]  ONE DAY!!!  (IT PROBALLY WON'T BUT IT COULD!)       /[]  (AND NOT SO LOCAL) 
_/\_ AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!                      _/\_ TFILES!!!!!!!" 

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¡THE END¡ 
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