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Angstmonster Special Release 02
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¡a n g s t m o n s t e r¡
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ANGSTMONSTER SPECIAL RELEASE #2
Today's Installment: THE KID WITH ONE ARM HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
"HOWDY! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME "OH WOW! THAT IS
/\ I MAKE APPEARANCES IN THIS ZINE CALLED /\ SUCH A WALL OF
(**) 'ANGSTMONSTER' AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU (**) WORDS THAT I DON'T
/[] ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS! AFTER MY RECENT /[] KNOW WHAT TO DO!!"
_/\_ THIRD APPEARANCE IN ANGSTMONSTER PLUGGING _/\_
THIS WEBSITE CALLED FUCKALLYALL.COM, PEOPLE
THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL FOR ME TO PLUG THE ZINE!"
/\ "ANYWAYZ, I'M HEAR TO TELL YOU THAT WRITING /\ "TFILES ARE COOL
(**) FOR A ZINE IS HECKA COOL!! IT DOESN'T MATTER (**) BECAUSE ANYONE CAN
/[] WHAT YOU SAY EITHER ANS YOU WRITING CAN BE /[] MAKE THEM AND IT
_/\_ SHITTY AND NO ONE CARES BECUASE IT'S A TFILE!!!" _/\_ DOESN'T COST THEM
ANYTHING AT ALL!!"
/\ "BUT IT GETS BETTER!!! CAUSE IF YOU ARE TO LAZY /\ "MAKING TFILES WILL
(**) TO WRITE YOUR OWN TFILE ZINE, FEAR NOT BECAUSE (**) NOT GET YOU CHICKS
/[] THERE ARE PEOPLE ALREADY WRITING THEM FOR YOU! /[] BUT DON'T LET THAT
_/\_ WHAT'S THAT MEAN!?!?! TFILES NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" _/\_ STOP YOU!!!"
/\ "IF YOU REALLY WANT A CHICK THE INTERNET IS FULL OF /\ "THAT'S NOT TRUE
(**) THEM AND IF YOU WRITE A TFILE, YOU CAN HAVE A NICK (**) BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
/[] AND HAVING A NICK ON THE INTERNET HELPS YOU GET /[] A GOOD REASON TO
_/\_ CHICKS!!! CHICKS DIG THE NICKS!!" _/\_ WRITE TFILES!!"
/\ "IN FACT, WRITING TFILES IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS /\ "MOST EVERYONE HAS
(**) REALLY ABOUT!! IF THE INTERNET DIDN'T HAVE ANY (**) READ A TFILE AT
/[] CHICKS ON IT THEN IT'D STILL BE COOL BECAUSE IT'D /[] ONE TIME THEY JUST
_/\_ HAVE TFILES ON IT!!" _/\_ DON'T KNOW IT!"
/\ "IF EVER YOU HAVE READ A COPY OF THE ANARCHIST /\ "THERE'S A WHOLE
(**) COOKBOOK OR A CDC FILE OR DOWNLOADED SOME TEXT (**) WORLD OF TFILES
/[] OFF OF A BBS!! THOSE ARE ALL TFILES!!! YOU'VE /[] OUT THERE! DON'T
_/\_ CAUGHT THE BUG AND MUSN'T STOP THERE!!! _/\_ BE AFRAID!!!"
/\ "I USED TO BE AFRAID OF THE TFILES BUT I'M NOT /\ "BUT IF YOU KNOW
(**) ANYMORE!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK PEOPLE WHO (**) NOTHING ABOUT THE
/[] SAY THE TFILE SCENE OR EZINE SCENE IS DEAD! NO /[] SCENE CHECK IT OUT:
_/\_ SCENE THAT FOUCSES AROUND EXPRESSION THROUGH ANY _/\_ SCENE.TEXTFILES.COM
MEDIUM IS EVER FUCKING DEAD!!!
/\ "HAVING READ AS MANY TFILES AS YOU CAN AND EVEN /\ "SO REMEMBER:
(**) PUTTING OUT A FEW OF YOUR OWN COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE (**) SUPPORT LOCAL
/[] ONE DAY!!! (IT PROBALLY WON'T BUT IT COULD!) /[] (AND NOT SO LOCAL)
_/\_ AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!! _/\_ TFILES!!!!!!!"
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¡THE END¡
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