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Addendum Issue# 37 - 27th April 2002
URL: http://www.adden.tr.cx/
Author : Phoenix
==================== Mutilation Shock Find =================================
MUTILATION SHOCK FIND
A young man is recovering today after discovering that the book he was
reading had been horrifically mutilated.
The man, identified only as Phoenix, was relaxing in bed last night with
the victim, Portnoys Complaint, when he made the gruesome discovery.
Authorities commented that it appears that pages 133 to 156 are missing,
though they admit the possibility that more pages are missing has not been
ruled out.
Shortly after they were called, the police organized a press conference.
As of yet we have no suspects, said a spokesperson at the hastily
assembled meeting. This could be a very old crime. We have no motive,
no forensic evidence. No leads at all.
The find, which occurred on the eve of Phoenixs 21st birthday, has
left him deeply disturbed. I know it sounds insensitive, but Ill have
to find another copy. I mean, I cant just leave the story hanging, he
said, holding back tears. I just wanted to relax with the book. I
wasnt expecting
this.
A spokesperson from the Victorian Police Missing Pages Department
warned that thousands of pages go missing every year. Probably
ninety percent of missing pages are due to old age. However more
and more pages are falling foul of negligence and even vandalism.
The investigation is continuing.
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Addendum Issue# 37 - 27th April 2002
(C) Phoenix February 2002
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