Activist Times Inc. 990221

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Activist Times Inc

 · 5 years ago

  

990221 

PRIME ANARCHIST RANTS. 

Hendrix' "Let me stand Next  
To Your Fire" for the Pontiac  
Sunfire? Oh my god let me barf! 
I've got three words: 
   You people suck. 
Lauren Bacall. Wow. Go Lauren,  
go lauren, go lauren go. Anyone 
ballzy enough to tickle Larry 
King's nose on Live. Wow. 
  How long can you work at a place 
that plays Beethoven's 5th every 
time you enter something correctly 
at the cash register, Ride of the 
Valkyries when the fries are done 
and "Zzzzt! (wrong answer)" when 
something doesn't add up. Aargh! 
 Mariah Carey, they still let you 
talk???  
  "What's wrong with asking people 
to not discuss private details of 
things that are private to you?" 
Yes! She said that. OK Mariadolt, 
Let's discuss private details 
that aren't. 
  Heinz up 1/4 
 Laying off 4,000. 
Pssst... 12,000 might've gotten 
you a whole point.  
 You peeps suck 2. 
    Hey, I don' mean 2 B regi-zine- 
o-phobic, but I'm gonna make it in 
Green Bay 'cause NY sux. 
  Lemme repeat something 'cause it 
"gots th' replay value:"  
The hair,  
the cigarette  
and the Stratocaster:  
How many ways  
can you play  
the Em scale  
in just two positions? 
prime sick and tired!!!