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Y 4 white police and 1 black man? Y never 3 or 5?
"AUGH KILLLL ME NOW rosie is stretching"
--Dezbot
Dezbot: she is such a shitty syncher
Longbourne: oh my gosh it's like a badly dubbed japanese movie
Dezbot: if only Godzilla would come out!!
Longbourne: where is soybomb when you need him
[quoted respectfully from alt.music.gossip]
L I V E , FROM BEHIND YOUR TV, IT'S A.. T.. I.. !!!
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"My duty is to build confidence in the system."
--Mike Moore, WTO's Director General. 1-28-00
at World Econ Forum Davos, Switz.
*E&P's Weekly Rant*
When did Alpo and Friskies merger???
Someone tell me how much a thousand trillion is, ok?
Hey Al Gore, gotta ask you again...
I suppose now's not a good time to bring up the
blank tape tax, huh?
Did they stick a leap year in this year where it
didn't belong?
A tiny pome:
One of the most beautiful nite sky skylines
Baghdad under attack 91, 90, 89!!!
Ugliest eyes-only mystery? 1999?
Depleted U : Gulf War Illness.
I'm still looking for a C Rich album
That's not Behind Closed Doors.
Lee Atwater apologized at his deathbed for the
Willie Horton ad. Do you think Reagan might mention
his famous "Media Too Liberal Lately" comment?
Got a made up question for a real answer, ready?
PA: Alphonse T'omato, pro or anti police state; pro
or anti human rights?
AT: I don't care about either; I'm for Bush.
& a random note, didn't know where else to put it:
"save some of his own men, including a band leader
whose feet were blown off."
--about Edward Woods
The only difference between a WWII soldier, a resident
of Auschwitz, and a HMMWV jeep is the amount of digits
in her serial number.
CONSTRUCTION SITE
DO NOT ENTER
LASER IN OPERATION
HARD HAD REQUIRED
prime hopin U'r havin a gr8 weekend.
Here's the new ATI baked w/care special
4 U - njoy
-=23=-
& the PAP Numb R's Run for Saturnday,
Feb-you-ary 26, Nineteen Ninety Ten... 45:19 pm
http://www.cain2000.org
http://www.projectearth.com
http://www.azcentral.com/news/bianchi
http://www.solcommunications.com/bigmountain/otherhtml/deadlinefence.html
http://shopping.yahoo.com/musicshopping/nama.html
http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati177.html
http://www.orionsociety.org/nies.html
http://www.bubbleman.com
http://www.notmuch.com
http://www.lupos.com
http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
http://www.photobooth.org/main.html
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/jello2000
http://byamerican.com/cain2000.org/home.html
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/CyberPoet/cyberpoet.3
http://www.goshen.edu/~thomasvb/GreatestHits.html
http://www.zinebook.com/resour1.html
http://www.speakeasy.org/wfp/17
http://www.sucknews.com
LETTUCE, SOME JILTED AND/OR WILTED
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Hi Marco,
How goes it?
Have you heard from Ground Zero/Mary at all?
She seems to have disappeared off the net entirely.
If you do happen to touch base with her, can you
pass along a message?
Just tell her she's missed and pass along my email
address.
......@...net.
Thanks
[ed note: ident covered. she'll know.]
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I really enjoyed that!!
Thanks
Tanya
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This is pretty fucking scary I never
considered this angle until i read
it..........
M00GB0T
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Overhauling our website as we speak.
We have a new partner named James. He used to work with
Unamerican Activities for the last few years and is
basically the person responsible for making it what
it is today.
Joe Biel
http://www.oh.verio.com/~lbiel
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*MUZIK RE:VIEW*
Lucky Boys Confusion Made Me Dance Too Much Last Nite.
Road trip. 3pm. Drive clear across the midwest to see
fave band in the world perform in a club called the
Warehouse. A place that bears quite a few striking
resemblences to Toads Place, New Haven.
Lucky Boys are doing extreme around Chicago. They've
had a song in heavy rotation at many local stations and
some national ones for 8 or 9 weeks now. And to top it
off they have a new CD coming out this March! And I'm
not even sick of "Growing Out Of It" yet! Are they going
to be my next Led Zep or what? No, in case you don't
know what I mean by that, I for the most part think
Zeppelin really sucks; but I've NEVER gotten sick of
Stairway, D'yer Maker and Whole Lotta Love, all these
years. What's it been since '71??? Somethin' tells me
that's gonna be the case with this CD too. Get back
with me 2020. And the next CD's bound to follow suit
judging by what they previewed last nite! If you've
never experienced the live energy of an LBC performance,
move to Chicago now; you owe it to yourself.
I asked Luckyboys' lead singer about getting "most
requested song" at Q101 and its national affiliates
so many times in a row and check this out...
He wanted "Fred Astaire" to be their hit, telling me
they'd written Q101's favorite "Dumb Pop Song," in about
fifteen minutes. I want 4080 to be their hit, as it's
practically my life's anthem, but "Dumb Pop Song" as
their hit-to-be, how cool is that??? Poetic, wow! I can
see Staples Theatre or Radio City Music Hall now.
"And the award for Song Of The Year; Dumb Pop Song,
by the Lucky Boys."
Stubhy told me he'd go to the mic [motions to cup the
mic up to his mouth for that spooky sound] and say,
"This is a really dumb song," [fakes stage left]
[jumps back] "Buy our album, there's better shit on it."
[exit stage left]
LBC made me dance too much last nite. Now I'm gonna be
sore all day, huh?
http://www.luckyboys.com
http://venus.spaceports.com/~warehous
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/luckyboys.html
A phew "headlice."
KING COUNTY ATTEMPTS TO CENSOR UNION (Washington State, USA)
http://www.halcyon.com/ifpte17
GLOBAL PEACEWALK 2000 FINISHES SAN FRAN- NEVADA ROUTES; NOW
IN AZ ON WAY TO FLAG, BIG MOUNTAIN AND HOPI.
http://www.egroups.com/group/global-peace-walk
TRIP TO THE ATM
http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken
More than 70% of homes and 90% of public buildings destroyed
by Indonesian armed forces in September's post-ballot
atrocities.
http://www.etan.org
University of Michigan's "the tower" Occupied by Disgruntled
Students and Nonstudents.
[no source given just email sources so far]
PINE RIDGE PEACEFUL OCCUPATION STILL ON
[ibid.]
"We didn't need any help from protestors to fail [in Seattle.]
We could do that on our own."
--Mike Moore about WTO
"It's embarrassing when people march against capitalism."
-ibid.
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*MUSIC-AWARD CEREMONY REVIEW*
HAVE YOU TRIED STAPLES?
ATI gives you live-via-television coverage
of the 42nd street YAMMMies.
(Young Americans Making Mature Music awards.)
Hey TLC, God is blushing.
I have to say that if you didn't have secret service support
I just KNOW you wouldn't've climbed those stairs dressed up
all in your booty like that.
And while I'm on it, J'Lopez! What _WAS_ that?? Why
bother to wear clothes, then? You might've just come out in a
towel and dropped it in exchange for the envelope you and
David could use to cover your OWN private parts.
I mean c'mon I know Cher started it and all, way back when,
since you and I were knee high to the tall grass, but ay yay
yay. This is got way out of hand, girl. If music means that
little to you, except as afterthought and so much window
dressing, then why not tell NARA you don't want the thing and
let us humans compete on a level playing field, ok?
Nice to know the Pixie Sticks have a firm grasp on kinda
country, kinda pop, kinda hip, kinda hop. Not too edge, not too
bland, this one's just right for MH-1 TV.
Really, I thought I was watching a Stryper video!
I wanna thank Sony for owning 1% of all the minerals pulled out
of the ground to make each and every CD, even indies and blanks.
Go Christina go. You must be reading on at least a 7th grade
level by now. What year did you graduate? And now it's time to
try really hard to make it look like I'm not reading a
tel-e-prom-p-ter. Quick Christina, act like you just suddenly
found out you won. If you say "My gosh, you guys," one more
time I'm gonna throw a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll at you. I do have
to say your evening dress was much classier than Lopez'.
Marc Anthony, Ricki Martin, the Iglesias Boys: Yeah, let's
honor latin music for at least ten minutes, eh? If we keep at
it everyone'll sound like Charo meets Herb Alpert. I'm STILL
waiting for Menudo Man to write a song that DOESN'T sound like
a soccer anthem. I don't mean to be too slammish, I like some
of what he does. Just too bad he's bought and paid for; I'd
love to hear him speak his mind someday.
"Mi amiga???" "Quiero Taco Bell???" Rosie O'Donnell, pardon
my french, you're an insensitive asshole.
Nice to see Billy Joel out and about. If you're wondering
what happened to him, he thought the next little thing he might
dabble in would be a little classical piano the way Garth Brooks
can try a little pro ball. Bit off a little more than you can
chew there, Billy, Didja? Maybe some more piano lessons would
help you get over the embarrassment.
Teach your child about the effects of commercial music.
You got the right one, baby. Uh uh.
BSB, you guys are more retro than you'll ever know. What's
with the store-bought classical guitar though. Get real. Call
me.
7-Up. The Un-Musical. The now-owned-by-coca-cola.
CDNow.com - where music almost happens. Pay us later,
or pay us now.com. Wherever there's dry skin, more people
undergo lay-offs & corporate buy-outs at Cheesborough Ponds
LLC.
And the winner of looking like Barbie HasAHissyFit, Faith
Hill. Man, I feel like a french fry.
No matter where you go the Chevy Tracker'll cost you
around $100 a month to insure. Web without wires - a perfect
fit for music without, er, uh, music. Like fishing without a
net. Just stick in your head and open your mouth.
And the winner for song of the year - Jon Benet Ramsey.
Is there a ghostwriter in the house?
The price for a song these days. $1500
The look on her face when she can't even tell her spouse or
her mom for another ten years she wrote it? Priceless.
There are some things money just can't buy.
For everything else there's ASCAP.
I mean Folgers. I mean CitiCrank.
Sting: I'm not a bass player, but I play one on TV and vinyl.
Neil Diamond. Saved by the Geritol. (not a major slam, at least
his toupe matched. Elton's was horrid!) Father of at least a handful
of rockstars. Screech! Do you believe in life after TinPanAlley?
Record of the year: Santana. Well...it's about dang time. Give the
guy some credit. I mean despite "bought and paid for" he still
manages to somehow get the message out. Because, and this is
important to me now, you may have missed this if you blinked,
THE MUSIC IS THE MESSAGE.
Look out - it's almost Rage Against the Machine. We're an American
Band. Last nite in Little Rock, Tipper Gore looked up Shirley Manson's
skulgrl skirt. Hey she found Kid Rock. Who knew? Be glad it wasn't
Mini Me!
Music+Economic slavery+Apartheid=YAMMMYs. Need I say more? OK, I
will.
For 40% less hair, it's Pfizer Corpse, with all new WetChemical
InAPlasticThrowawayBottle. Heinekin, it's all about the Batman.
"When I was 18 I was at the Wynn Dixie saying 'paper or plastic.'"
Yeah, right Rosie. 2 things. And sorry, they didn't have plastic
yet, and you were being agressively groomed for Broadway and TV I'm
sure. Tell the truth, Rosie. Who went to Wynn Dixie FOR YOU??? Or
did you do that for a whole summer once "to learn the value of a dollar?"
I haven't wanted to call someone a schmuck in 10 years. I won't start now.
British Spares, what's with those robots? I thought I was watching
"Saving Private Ryan." Gee whiz Hit'ny. I didn't learn how to blow my
lines lipsynching 'til I was at least 22.
Music is a magical gift that we must market multi-level on the
internet. Each year I have the great pleasure of owning the exclusive
rights to at least 40 new human beings. Harry Belafonte for World
Activist, humanitarian and all around great guy. Hard medicine. Hard
medicine. Johnny Lee Hooker. Somebody get that man a Pepsi. Mitch
Miller, too cool. Sing along!
Arlo got his mom's hair, or what? And now that he's finally paid off
his IRS/FBI/USA bill, Willie "Here-hold-this-Dorito-bag-while-we-blue-
screen-a-Bosnian-baby" Nelson. How cool is that?
It is my distinct pleasure to get frowned at by Billy Joel and
Michael Bolton at the same time. Seperated at birth or what??? Clive
Davis and Willie too for that matter. Elton John, Disney's part-owner
yet, or not? Lord Elton, Sir. Make me one promise, Sharon. Please say
you'll NEVER write a song for me when I die.
Yammmys: I could list two or three places where there's a more
controlled environment, but I'd better not.
Heiney, it's all about the Beerjamins. Death by Chocolate. Moose
with attitude. Sounds like Devil Went Down To A&M Records; He Was
Lookin For a Song To Steal. And now for something culturally different.
Why do I get the same feeling as when I'm in Epcot center? Don't touch
the help. Don't ask them too many questions. "Don't touch that door;
there's nothin' in there for you... Ummm... Security!"
George Benson, I hope when I'm about your age I can still jam with
people like Erika Badu. Heck. I hope I can still do an Eb minor scale!
Lever2000 for all your family's temporary agency jobs. Sorry, I'm
a tad cynical tonite. Meet me at DQ. No lie, the first place that ever
called the police on me for playing my guitar for tips on the sidewalk.
Carlos and Rob thank you for not lipsyncing.
I felt it.
Music - make it real : Or else forget about it.
Best Metal Performance: No Scrubs by Black Sabbath.
Biggest Expenditure of the Defense Budget: Iron Man by Brit Spearz.
Hey! Whose waist is smaller, you think; Lauryn Hill or Bob Dylan?
Santana for Clive Davis. Long live John Coltrain. See? Despite
Bought/Paid...
NARAS
If you play Saran Wrap backwards on a turntable you get A Grammy!
-*=ENDANGERED SPEECHIES=*-
a weekly column
Here at ATI we're going to attempt bringing out one new
word a week. An "endangered word." Or a word "in danger"
of "extinction." One that doesn't seem to matter much to
people on Florence and Normandy or at John Gotti's humble
little house.
I bought Feb '94's Wired Magazine for 25c at my favorite
used record store today and the woman ringing me out, maybe
my mom's age was asking me to help her remember the expression
in music that's "sort of an antonym to wired."
"Un-hinged" was the closest she could start with. None of
what I would consider a straight antonym did it for her.
"Unplugged, maybe?" I offer, after asking her to think of a
sentence that it fits in. She didn't even get a word out,
moved her hands around a little and I heard her fine.
"Unplugged," she said. "That's it. Thanks!"
Have a nice day.
*ATI 213, the lucky one*
A POME THEN A COMMENT
by Marco, watching events at
The Apollo Theatre
Spike Lee's not down with Al Go'
No, no no.
Gore's not really down with the po'
Ho ho, no.
Bradley kicked butt at the Apollo
Yo, yo, yo!
And how?
Just one mention of over 100,000 children
cut off healthcare under Gore's admin.
Whoa!!!
First middle-aged white man to mention
THAT out loud.
I'll still be voting Biafra in '00 but
Bradley kicked butt. I gotta say that.
Sign me,
Prime Anarchist
Who thinks that's the most white people sitting in
The Apollo since Michael Jackson did that famous
spinning around thing that led to his "Moonwalk."
We end with another ATI Broadside Song.
How many different ways can you eat a doublemeat BMT.
Cheese, cheese, double cheese.
Onions, lettuce, tomatoes please.
Pickles, peppers, olives, peppers,
These are peppers green.
Yellow pepper, black pepper, jalapenos tease.
Salt/pepper, salt, mayo, light-mayonaise.
Mustard, oil, oil & vinegar, all by itself.
Vinegar, vinegar vineger?
How can you have just vinegar on a doublemeat BMT???
Extra pickles, no lettuce, hold the cheese please.
Cheese shredded, parmisan, cheese cheese please.
How about without the bread. Wheat, white, nevermind,
Hold the bread. Just gimme meat and cheese.
Please please please please,
Please please please. Salad on the side please.
Please for extra cheese.
Please please, please please,
Please please please, he pleas.
That's his only plea!
How many different ways can you eat a doublemeat BMT.
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