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Activist Times Inc. Issue 003
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/ Welcome to the next issue /
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27July, 1988
This issue will be released august
3rd, but any subscribers will get it
early. Consider yourself elite. And,
by the way; if you are a lamer, please
erase this file before reading it.
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publisher: prime anarchist
president and general electrician: .
fah- q.
board of directors: prime anarchist,.
fah-q, dos deferret, chevy driver,
connecticut censorship bureau, the .
medejeen columbian cocaine cartel,
and King George the 40th. .
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This particular issue is specially
dedicated to Supernigger, the jack off
all bridges, master at none.
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fan orationf
/ / One would think he could
f 7-23-88 f call a bridge without
/ / being surrounded by
----------- lamers. He thought he
could avoid being with
dweebs.
He figured people would be polite and
Mature enough to keep away from silly
"Tic-tac-toe-tones" You know, the
pound sign. But nooooooooooooooooooo.
Well, that's ok. I'll just get revenge.
That's all.
It's, no. It's... can it be??? it's,
Hmmm, it's...
SAMURAI PHONE PHREAKER!!!
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another oration
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Que es "free enterprise"?
Que es "central intelligence".
Intelligente del central?
Si! Si! Es mui facile.
Que es "political suicide".
El George Bush y el Manny Noriega
Esta en; que es, que es, how you say
"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine
Cartel.
Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.
"Just say Noriega to drugs".
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An 800 number will cost you a little
bit for each call in to your place.
Isn't it interesting now that Pat
Robertson has run outa campaign money,
there is no toll free number to contact
the 700 club? Maybe the timing is just
perfect, but ATI suggests he used up
all the 700 club money to try and
become president of the United States.
Boy, people dont like Captain Zap too
much, eh?
516-751-2600 2600 magazine
202-456-7639 president's office
202-457-7970 cbs news, washington
213-935-1111 sweep tone test
313-424-0900 mich. bell cn/a
412-633-3333 at&t newsline, pa
619-375-1234 time & temp
800-222-talk talking yellow pages
800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
800-692-8766 watson voice demo
800-759-talk skytalk
800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
203-445-8514 high tech hits home
446-2200 have an EB scabb paged
536-0987 another sweeptone test
771-4920 SNOTCO we go beyond...
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The Chinese Government forces their
people to have abortions.
The family of Li Quan Bong came to
the US so that he could get his PhD in
engineering. When he finished his PhD
in March of 1986 he filed an
application with the Chinese government
to stay in the US to continue 18 months
additional training. Then in May 1987,
his wife, Ping Hong became pregnant.
The Chinese government heard that she
was pregnant with a second child and
ordered them back to china so that she
could have an abortion. The Li's stayed
in the US and the chinese government
started harassing them. The chinese
Party has a set of rules regarding:
IUD insertion after one child,
sterilization after 2, and abortions
for women pregnant without official
permission.
The US is trying to make the Li's go
back to China saying they cannot "prove
a well founded fear of persecution
upon return" to China. The attorney
general has final authority in such
cases. You can make your opinion known
by writing to: Attorney General, Dept
of Justice, Constitution Ave. and 10th
St., N.W. Washington, DC. 20530.
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Learn about privacy from taxes,
multiple addresses, nomadic living,
how to dissappear,avoiding surveillance
and eavesdropping. write:
Eden press,
11623 Slater C, Box 8410-ap
Fountain Valley, CA 92728.
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bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
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This bitch brought to you by, Fah-Q.
Who ever heard of 85 cents for a cup
of coffee. International House of
Pancakes charges that and we here at
ATI think that's outragious. The other
day we took a ration of shit from a
waitress at IHOP for trying to pick a
seat away from the "Ct State Police".
We got tired of taking shit from the
waitress and walked out. The waitress
the parking lot and make us pay for
the coffee which he didn't drink. We
didnt drink it so we didnt feel we
should have to pay for it. The state
cop told us that weather or
not we drank it we had to pay for it
and that he didnt ever want to see us
in IHOP again.
We just said screw it, and went over
to the Mariner, (the only other place
to get coffee at 4 in the morning).
On Friday, the 29th, we plan to get
a big coffee maker and set up next to
IHOP offering free coffee to the
public. So if you think .85 is too
much to pay for a cup of coffee, come
and have a cup of coffee on ATI. We'll
be there from about 10pm-2am.
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$ The Anarchist Cookbook $
$ by William Powell $
$ 22.95 $
$ write: Survival Books $
$ 11106 Magnolia Blvd. $
$ N. Hollywood, CA. 91601. $
$ Attention: Lori $
$ or call: 818-763-0804 $
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Investigative and security aids send
$2. to
Sherwood Communications
po box 535 s
southampton, PA. 18966
or call 215-357-9065
Unusual books over 900 titles
ANVIL
box 640383f
el paso, TX 79904
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The world's first coin telephone was
installed on the SNETco lines in 1889
in Hartford, CT.
October 9, 1876. First two-way long
distance transmission- 2 miles between
Boston and Cambridgeport.
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A LOOK INSIDE THE CIA on video.
part 1: the history 58 minutes.
part 2: assassination 49 ""
part 3: subversion 67 ""
$59.95
Fusion Video
17214 So. Oak Park Ave.
Dept TN 8807
Tinley Park, IL 60477
or call 1800-338-7710
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!!!!!!VISA ALERT!!!VISA ALERT!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE CONGRESS changed the law, the
US government barred foreign authors,
academicians, journalists, artists,
and politicians from the United States
if they were deemed to be:
! members of the communist party
! critics of US foreign policy
! politically suspicious
! otherwise ideologically suspect.
During 1988 the government cannot
prohibit foreigners from visiting or
residing in the US because of "any
past, present, or expected beliefs,
statements or associations."
If you are an American citizen who
has invited or intends to invite a
foreigner to the US who might be
affected by this change, please let us
know.
We are monitoring the State
Department's compliance to ensure that
the new law is being properly
interpreted and enforced. We may also
be able to assist you in obtaining a
visa for your guest.
Susan Benda, ACLU (202)544-1681
Gail Pendleton, National Lawyers
Guild (617)227-9727.
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MEESE'S PIECES T'Shirts.
sizes M,L,&XL. 11.85 covers
everything.
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Time for Change Productions
PO box 21298
Washington, DC. 20009
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RUSSIAN TYPEWRITERS, Brand new Hermes
Portables. $175.
Jacob Sachs, 251 West 98th St.
New York, NY 10025.
(212)222-6683
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SELLING COPIES of Abbie Hoffman's
"Steal This Book." $7.95 + $2 shipping
&
Handling.
Marco
PO Box 1211,
Westerly, RI. 02891
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NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers.
$2 for 1; 7 for $10.
FYL
8315 Lake City Way, #207
Seattle, WA 98115
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NATIONAL MOBILIZATION FOR SURVIVAL
seeks phonebank coordinator to handle
all aspects of phone campaign plus some
administrative responsibilities.
Monday-Thursday 3-9pm. $8.50 per hour
negotiable. Offers paid vacation and
health benefits. (212)995-8787
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NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise not to
solicit you with misleading junk mail
or annoying telephone surveys. Nor will
I sell your address to any other
services.
Send three dollars to: TMP, PO Box
488, LaHonda, CA 94040
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My next door neighbor, Sarah, just
wrote me a quick poem in her head after
taking a quick look at my Bill Murray
styled bermudashorts.
-Too bad
-So sad
-Your shorts
-Are plaid.
Pretty good thinkin she's only 13
years old.
n n n n n n n
e e e e e e
a a a a a
t t t t
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Eccentric fun at highrises. Record a
scream into a boom box and play it back
dropping it off the top of a
skyscraper. Do this around 8pm when
everyone's gathered around the
television. Families will hear,
"ahhhhhhhhhh" as some monstrosity falls
freely past their window down to the
street.
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NOPE, NoOne in Particular
Enterprises, presents:
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SMUGLETTS: adult oriented sniglets.
BOOBDEPOPINESS: when a wo-man's
nipples get erect in the cold.
SMELTCH: when a burp tastes just like
something schmells.
LOBLOTOME: to be kicked in the knutts.
TUNAFIED: when you can't get the sex
smell off your penis.
LOOKITUPINESS:the fear that AT&T will
charge u to call information
SICKMANIA: Thinking up smugletts at 5
in the morning on no sleep.
BUSHWACKING: selling arms to 3rd world
countries in exchange for drugz.
LEMELYDUYA: getting elected to a
position of power utilizing the broad
conservative sweep experienced under
Raygunomics.
PRANKING OFF: staying on the line when
a breather calls.
PLECTROMIZED: when your pick falls
inthe sound hole of your guitar.
N0-TOLERANTS: having a no drugs policy
when friends board your boat in
fear oflosing your first born to
Nancy's "say-no-police".
YANKOMATION: using an electronic
devicefor masturbatory praktice.
PUTZOHALT: stopping midstream at a
urinal when the guy mounting the next
urinal over looks your way.
LOOKZEPISSER: The guy that looks at
your pecker from the next urinal over.
OLLIFY: To destroy that which might
incriminate you.
COITUSAVOIDUS: To shy away from sex in
fear of aids.
POPAGROPIA: The mad rush to touch the
pope when he comes to your town.
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