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Activist Times Inc. Issue 181
Hot enough there for you there, hey?
Live, from the heat-wave, it's ATI
issue 181. July 5, 1999. Happy Undependence
Day.
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I'm prime anarchist, and here's something
funky for you. Then of course, our #'s run
and our letters to the editor. We'll end
with loose stuff and poetry, or was that
much stuff, and loose poetry? Er, uh, we'll
get loose and send you some poetry...
HOOT MON
penned by prime anarchist productions
"I'm going to die by my schedule, in case
you can tell."
A woman wearing an olive drab polo-shirt
white khaki's and the nice looking brown
steel-toes has made a weekly planner to
give the new summer intern, a Japanese
international student who's wearing an olive
drab polo shirt, white khaki's and the nice
steel-toe shoes. She's thumbing through HER
planner, and training him on how to be a
floor manager.
There's at least 4 meetings he'll be
required to attend every day. 4 or 5 others
are optional.
She's telling him he'll make a fine
manager. Of course if he keeps dressing the
part; soon he may be president.
Well, Hole may have killed this year's
Lilith Fair, but Jerry Falwell probably
just gave it mouth to mouth. He's declared
it sinful and satanic. Expect record sales.
SNIGLET: recessitation. The false economy
that's been operating for decades now so
the middle and upper class can thrive/survive
without too much sacrifice - devil may care
for that urine and feces smell on just about
every sidewalk in this country nowadays.
Give it up for Anya Lasagna.
Don't get any lasagna on 'ya.
How does Burger King get the fish to grow
square like that?
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#'s
http://www.gwbush.com
http://www.sunnyday.com/colfax
http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/northrup
http://www.nobien.com
http://www.themarcusgarveybbs.com
http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken
http://www.rcc.ryerson.ca/chiapas
http://www.gooey.com
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LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS
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hey, im at kinkos now,
the site works just fine!
degrees (???)
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you will become Miss Internet
goto http://www.bellezze.com
and win
??? (???)
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I am going to buy a bumper stick that
says "I Support Hackers" because of
the recent FBI harrassement of the
hacker community. The hackers retaliated,
something our government has never delt
with - someone with a backbone, and
consequently the FBI hasen't got a clue
as to what to do. The more I think about
it the more I realize that I'm never going
to go into the FBI. Anyways, enjoy your
day everyone, expecially all you working
in hot, sweaty, physical, menial labor,
demeaning, low paying jobs - right here
from the guy at a desk, with a computer,
in a shirt and NO tie, air conditioning,
making more money than you, with security
clearence to national documents, and of
course no physical work neccessary.
Love ya all!
John (203)
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Showering with you:
water sliding down my limbs,
your touch on my skin.
beki
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From: CountVoo@xxxxxx/x/x/x/xx.com
To: Marc Frucht
Subject: re: [ati] ati180
just from a old fart...
appreciate your continued efforts
'hacking' this corrupt government
keep up the good work...
and shutem down!
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I think you need to strike a compromise.
So many times we only have one shot at
communicating. I'm sure you've run into
someone who halting speaks your language
& you notice how s/he leaves out certain
customary articles & in the noticing you
miss the communication. I'd
like you to leave:
________________ a poem
by Marc
Even perfect round wood chip
Circles around all trees in the park
Bring many images of
Slavery
Karla
[ed note: thnx K. I took U 2 heart]
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to ati@etext.org
Why not write a column
called AMP.
Anarchy Music & Poetry.
Should be a LOT of
mileage from that.
anon (408)
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One of the very best
of yours that I have seen.
All Ways,
Ish
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ONION'S "Stain-Removal Guide"
Here's a handy guide to getting out those
pesky fabric stains:
:reprinted from:
:Onion Vol. 35.:
: Number 24 :
BLOOD
Spill more blood around area of stain
so it won't stand out as much.
INK
Fall to knees and plead, "Why God,
why? Why dost thou test me so?"
GRASS
Write the name of your liquid detergent
on stain. Wash. Hold up to camera, and
show off the unbelievable results.
MUD
Place large iron-on NASCAR patch over
stain. Apply heat for 60 seconds.
GRAPE JUICE
Rub stain vigorously with wet paper
towel from restroom while saying,
"expletive, expletive, expletive."
TOMATO SAUCE
Take out the mook responsible for
your tomato-sauce stain by executing
him gangland-style in the back of the
head. Capeche?
COFFEE
Rub cream and sugar into stain. Apply
oral suction. Enjoy rich, robust coffee-
stain flavor.
CHEWING GUM
Using permanent marker, draw dotted line
around stain. Cut carefully on dotted
line.
NAIL POLISH
Nail-polish stains are actually quite
lovely. Why not leave them in for a
pleasing "homecrafted" look.
BLEACH
Insoluble. Burn down house.
USGC Declares Virus Yucky.
<PAWN>Menom - Press Release from US Gambling
Commission. Do not gamble Dec 31.
If you do, you MUST stop by 11. Between
noon and midnite everyone gambling is
vulnerable to the Y2K body clock virus.
"BodyClock causes patrons to weep," says
Commissioner Gordon, "it's horrible. The last
time this happened was 9/9/89. It'll happen
again the end of the year because there's
nothing we can do about it. We were able to
stop it for 9/9/99 though."
Gordon says the most common side effect
to BodyClock was causing people to experience
shirt-loss.
-STG!- Real Story -LMFAO-
Underwear Robber Gets 35 Years
<PARN> Prime Anarchist Real News
MILWAUKEE - A gunman convicted of robbing
women of their underwear blamed his crimes
on cocaine and alcohol.
"I'm not a bad person," Chad J. Hammond
told a Milwaukee County judge before he was
sentenced. "I never realized what kind of
person I was on cocaine."
But, Judge Mel Flanagan feels he hasn't
owned up to the crimes of his sexual
dysfunction.
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NEWS DESIGN EDITOR
Family owned daily newspaper fighting the
last great newspaper war with Gannett seeks
news design editor to design Page One and
inside pages and oversee nightly production.
Seeking a thinker with innovative design
ideas.
Experience required.
Competitive pay and great benefits.
Letter, resume and clips to
Tom Gunderson
Managing Editor
GBNC.
133 S. Monroe
GB WI 54301
(this ad appeared on page 34 of the
Green Bay News Chronicle's June 25 issue.)
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Oots!
This Study Brought to you by Prozac.
According to a recent study that wasn't
done; most breast-fed babies grow up to
prefer Burger King, whereas bottle-fed
babies would rather to eat at McDonalds.
Once again proving that some kids wish
to have it their way, while others
deserve a break today.
PRIME ANARCHIST CALLED SCRUFFY
by Jason and his Ferret
<disclaimer: The phollowing story you>
<are about to read is only partially>
<true................................>
<Much is based on the delusions of a,>
<well never mind. Cygnus and Prime..>
<Anarchist have each contacted Jason>
<...about this story's being but 30%>
<accurate or so......................>
<Jason says he stands by his story.>
<Nothing more by way of response...>
<Because legend is almost truth......>
<Prime Anarchist Productions made the>
<editorial decision to let sleeping>
<ferrets lie.........................>
...Enter Prime Anarchist.
I had made acquaintance with him and his
friends some time previous on The Works,
and we had talked on the phone a few
times. At some point, I mentioned that I was
experiencing this extreme harassment,
and they got very serious. They
offered to help. And the way they offered
to help was to trace back the call.
They came over and visited me.
Scruffy fellows, but I still remember the
eagerness to help me. They explained to me
they had a friend in the phone company,
someone who could look at the special records
they had, the records where they see what
numbers called a house (as opposed to the phone
bills we see, where all the numbers the house
called are listed). In this way, if I gave
them some times that YOUR MOTHER had called
and left some messages, we could clear up
this little problem. To sweeten the deal,
they asked me if I could give them something
to give to the friend in the phone company,
something like twenty bucks. I paid up gladly.
A little later, somehow, someone broke into
the Works machine with a remote sysop password,
a password only I knew, that I'd not written
down or given to anyone. After breaking in,
this person had tried to delete my entire
hard drive, but was typing in Apple computer
commands to do so, and the system was on a PC.
On at least one occasion, I'd used this remote
password to use my machine.
More on that in a moment.
Well, Prime and his buddy came back and told me
their friend had done his work. They'd traced
back the guy who did it, but they couldn't tell me!
Apparently he ALSO worked for the phone company!
According to my new friends, this fellow was
TAPPING MY PHONE, and picking up all this
information to hack into my system and harass
me and the whole deal. So, they said, they'd
go in and straighten things out.
Later, they called me, and proudly said that
they'd gone to the guy's workplace, and found
him at his desk, where they'd presented the
evidence they had and told him to lay the hell
off me, to never go near the Works BBS again,
or he'd lose his job. The guy supposedly freaked
out, and swore up and down he'd never go near
my lines again.
I never found out who the guy was, and I never
understood everything that went down in that
event, but I can say that I was honestly
freaked enough that I didn't really talk
to Prime Anarchist and his friend Cygnus ever
again, and to be honest, the whole situation
was creepy. And to be fair, the harassment
did stop after they claimed they'd talked
about it. But either way, if you look at it
from any angle, is it any wonder I'm a little
paranoid?
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==== MUSIC NEWS OBIT ====
DENNIS BROWN, hailed as the "Crown Prince
of Reggae" in deference to Bob Marley's
kingly rating, died at the University
Hospital in Kingston this morning.
A spokesman for Brown's camp said
the 42-year-old entertainer had been
ailing for several weeks, and his condition
worsened last night so he was rushed to
the hospital.
And our usual pome at the end.
CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE:
Or Am I That Which Should Do
by Marc Frucht
I am the generation that could have been:
Our parents are bombing the shit out of-
Arbitrary peoples;
Our children are lashing out against-
Arbitrary peoples;
And we're just crying inside-
Victims and conspirators often not even aware-
Arbitrary peoples.
Wake up.
Name of God.
Where does this end?
Do something,
Or just look like someone who will.
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