Copy Link
Add to Bookmark
Report
Activist Times Inc. Issue 007
>< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< ><
<> ATI. Activist Times, Inc. <>
>< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< ><
<> ever wonder what happened <>
>< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< ><
<> to TAP/YIPL??? <>
>< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< ><
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
all the print that's fit for newz.
8/28/88
Infomaniack bbs had a new sysop for
about 6 days. Her name is Pinky.
She'll check in now and then, but it'll
mostly be remote these days, as she's
hiding somewhere near navy housing for
a few months.
This issue comes about without its
contributing editors. I'll be the only
one writing for this. This may suck,
or it may come out good, but I'm on
a "roll", and I decided to put this one
out in 4 hours. So pick it up tomorrow
around 6am!!!
WWaArRnNiInNgG,, wWaArRnNiInNgG..
DDaAnNgGeErR,, dDaAnNgGeErR...
No. your duplex isnt screwing up.
That was to get your attention. A
chemist down at the local germ warfare
distributor just warned me about a
book he saw around my coffee table the
other day.
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK!!! Do not use it
for more than reading material,
inspiration, and fun without first
consulting with a physicist, chemist,
your local science teacher, or
some other form of drugz expert.
The chemical eqations are simply
infested with minor miscalculations
that just might be lethal. I dont have
the book near me right now (using the
laptop to publish this moment)
otherwise I'd cite an example, but
picture yourself following instructions
verbatim, and having to answer to why
you are missing your entire right arm,
and why there's a wick sticking out of
your elbow.
At any rate, if you use Anarchist
Cookbook, keep in mind that this
happened; whether purposely, or by
mistake.
IE: play carefully; but do play.
How to get a FREE meal at a
nice restaurant:
Impersonate a contest winner
Call them up and tell them their
brunch has been moved back a day
due to high traffic this week.
Then show up as them and prepare
to feast. Big 4stars rarely ever
ask for proof that you are who
you are.
# # # # # # # # # # # # #
# # # # # #
# THE INFAMOUS ATI #'S #
# SECTION!!!. LOVE IT #
# # #There ain't much # #
# # But what we got iz#
# good!!! #
# # # # # # # # # #
"Where's that confounded bridge?"
Jimmy Page
Led Zeppelin
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
: 1-800-999-chat use your mc or :
: visa; or get one:
: .95 per minute. :
: journalizes :
: discretely to your card.:
: 1-800-999-2428 (same damn thing:
: can't you read a :
: touchpad??? hehehe :
:
Flash!!! Fah-Q just walked in and
made his deadline. (Gee, I hope
Minuteman shows up. He's got about 2
hours left on his deadline, and he
doesnt even know it. hehehe)He has a
poem
for us. Right now, we're gonna
verify some of these #'s for ya.
A word on "550" chatlines. My
e-girlfriend worked a couple weeks at
one of the 550 chatlines. Her job was
to connect to the system and pretend
she was a female paying for the call.
She was also told she had to perform
phone sex if asked by a paying
customer. Although she enjoyed learning
a lot about fone stuff, she couldnt
handle sucking face over the phone.
Feel used? Some (most) of these girls
are being payed to act like your
newphound phrend. Makes you think about
the 603 bridge and Heidi, Dawn, Fawn,
Cheri, and Shauna, eh?
714-835-5111 Orange County Bell :
: newsline :
: 213-621-4141 southern cal. nline:
: 312-368-8000 chicago bell newz :
: 313-223-7223 Michigan Bell newz :
:
Pat Robertson told Dan Rather he will
definitely run for '92.
700 CLUB has made its budget quite
lean lately now that he lost the race
for '88. A call to their prayer line
used to be 1800-456-0700. You'll now
have to dial 1-ac-#. Bummer huh? You
gotta pay. He ran out of money.
Makes ya wonder what kind of money
the guy has used and/or intends to use.
God's money? His money? Your money?
412-633-3333 pennsylvania airline :
: newz :
: 414-678-3511 Wisconsin Bell newz :
:
New London, Ct. participates in
National Ski Patrol. Can you believe
that??? What a scream. There's NFW (No
...ing Way) to ski New London. There's
nothing here. Can you believe spending
money for something that'll never be
used??? You can tune them in at
155.340 on your scanner when in
southeastern connecticut. What a trip,
eh? Well, then again, with the US
Government, that comes as no major
surprise, eh?
Stingray from Jersey gives us this
one: He was minding his own business
working as night shift front desk
clerk at the local hotel when a guy
calls him.
"Hello, this is ... ... with abc
Credit card company, and we're checking
for fraudulent cardz. Could you read
me back the last few cc #'s in your
series???"
Stingray says this seems to work best
on immigrant type people. He speaks
hardly any english and felt that may
have set him off and made him
ready to believe anyone.
516-234-9914 some New York info :
: line. :
: 518-471-2272 New York bell info :
: 01-507-64-5353 major lopez. :
: 28-5166 Manuel Noriega :
: 717-255-5555 'nudda Pennsylvania :
: news line :
:
: :
:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
RE: General Dynamics.
If companies throughout the US are
pulling off this Blitz Krieg the lump
sum in leu of cost-of-living increases; They're basically showing that
rather than moving away
from the need for strong unions, we
are beginning to need them much again.
We made a move away from union
necessity in the late 50's and 60's
when the powers-that-be started
behaving. Just when unions start feelin
it's ok to disband soon; Reagan goes
and brings us back to the 1920's where
we needed watchdogs like the teamsters,
AFL-CIO, MDA, MTC, boilermakers, etc.
- - - - - - - - - -
- e d i t o r i a l -
- - - - - - - - - -
JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET BUSH DONT
MEAN I GOTTA GO SCREWING BIRDS.
or
Quayle, Quayle. Why you buggin.
Why is the press going after every
picqune little thing they can get on
Big Yupster, Dan Quayle?
I mean, if he was screwing sheep
or AIDS infested Englishmen, that's one
thing, but a 17 month mistake on his
resume? Serving his country's mainland
rather than forcing our beliefs on
other countries? Being almost as rich
as Bentsen? Gimme a break. Find
something substantial, guys; or shut
the phuch up.
It's time we faced the facts, guys.
The press is going after Quayle
because they cannot get direct proof
on Bush's activities with the CIA,
Manuel Noriega, and the drug dealers
of NYC, Massachussetts, etc. They can
only enter in court that he was FRIENDS
with Noriega? Baloney.
Bush phunded Noriega's Cocaine Cartel
for months, years, and we're gonna vote
him in so he can phund it for
decades!!!
It is time for Fah-Q's corner
/
/
/
.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
:
I feel that the Amerikan :
public is gonna vote in '88 :
the way Massachussetts voters:
voted in '60. They're gonna :
weigh the issues, read the :
press, then march right in the polls
and vote for the best looking candidate
KIDS GAMES S.K. (c)1988
----------
The world it spins
and grass is green
The birds fly
and children cry
Here come the clouds
Dark they block the day
Rain falls
Mud is everywhere
Children seem not to notice
that the end is near
"Mommy, why are you crying?"
"Daddy, why must we leave?"
And the baby smiles
"Attention, attention. This is an
emergency broadcast"
"Daddy, can we play a game?"
"Take cover, prepare for nuclear war"
"Mommy, is it dinner time yet?"
And the baby laughs
"30 minutes til impact" (midnite)
"mommy.... mommy... mommy?"
"Daddy? Where's mommy?"
And the baby learns the truth
Pain, fear, nothingness.
And a child writes
Dear Peace
Where did you fall?
The world is in termile
Cant you hear us?
We scream our hearts out
Dear War
Can you go away?
Peace wont see the light
When war, it wants to fight
These are the letters
Sent out in vain
war took over long ago
when peace took the train
Dear Freedom
What do you need?
Is it a helping hand?
Or do you want Peace?
Dear Leaders
Listen to our cries
When we wanna be directed
You fill our eyes with lies.
Dear Love
Why forsake the people
do our hearts have to lament?
Memories we soon forget
Dear Loneliness
It's all give and take
the more we try for happiness
the more loneliness we make
Dear Dreams
see the light of day
no matter how long we cry
the nightmares wont go away
To whom it may concern
out there
the heart and soul still bleed
give away for nothing
and the world, it shows its greed
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
'by spk. (Fah-q) dedicated to'
' Tina. the love of my life '
' '
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
FEMA COULD BE E.B.!!!
In one of the issues, we told you that
FEMA mission cant be carried out at
Electric Boat division of Gen Dynamics
???
Well, guess what? They just got
approved to build a house sized
incinerator to burn classified docs.
Hmmm. Guess what those incinerators
resemble greatly? Can you spell stove?
Sorry to make any Jewish people
shudder. I got a shiver up my spine
too.
"Oops, sorry. Didnt mean to accidently
push that second class citizen in
there. Anyone need any rope, or
lampshades?"
I'm not saying I like Morton a lot,
But here's a few quotes from the
guy that show a true thinker is there:
* There is no way to seperate the
poverty issue from the race issue.
* We've got to free black people and
other minorities, and the way to do
that is to give them a truly equal
opportunity to compete.
/by the way, August is the /
/anniversary of Anne Frank's/
/arrest. Something to think /
about... /
* I am sick and tired of the liberals
proclaiming that they are the only
people in the country concerned about
civil rights.
* When today's liberal says blacks
cannot take care of themselves, he
is exhibiting his hidden racism.
* people cannot take care of
themselves?
* Baloney!
* It is up to us to give them an
equal opportunity to take care of
themselves, then step aside to let
them do it.
/by the way. Mort, Mort, Mort is /
/right now, staying a week at the/
/appollo theater in Harlem. He /
/promised he'll have an answer by/
/the end of the week. I doubt he/
will have quite that, but he's /
certainly doing what he does /
best: getting people talking. /
................................
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
................................
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. .o.n. .a. .m.o.r.e. . . . . .
................................
.p.o.l.i.t.i.c.a.l. . .n.o.t.e.
................................
Abbie Hoffman says get October's
issue of Playboy magazine if you
wanna know the real truth about
George Bush... The man who might be
president.
The way Abbie's talking, this might
be the nail that tucks the guy in.
Then again, if no one cares to read it,
things might go on biz-as-usual. But
read it. I think old wimpus George is
gonna have a LOT to answer to.
And if I know Abbie, we mean a LOT!!!
Some Wild
Tyke Always
Runs To
Indiana Carrying
Kilroy Happily
Eddified.
------------------------------------
You guessed it. Strikewatch is still
going strong. And as long as Poland's
going nuts, Korean students are flippin
out, and EB workers are asking the
Teamsters for their help, Strike watch
will be tabulated daily.
date, northgate, main, engineer, south
15) 0 14 10 4
16) 1 12 13 2
17) 3 7 8 5
18) 2 9 10 4
19) 1 4 1 0
20) 4 4 8 12
21) 3 4 5 6
22) 6 3 3 3
23) 6 25 15 18
24) 3 5 8 3
25) 6 3 6 0
you past 4th grade??? YOU DO THE MATH.
I'm sick and tired of averagin em out.
:well, ok. this has been:
:ATI-7. Hope you liked :
: it. Look for the next :
- - issue sometime around - -
. middle of september when .
. we: .
. 1) interview Hypatia .
. Lee... .
. 2) announce the .
. loss of the .
. philipines as .
. a listening .
. post... .
. 3) show .
. you .
. how .
. to.
. .
. build a mortar
that'll blow up a condo; when the bomb
is just the size of a watch battery...
4) run our fingers thru Morton Downey's
hair...
or
5) Drink beer at the Silver Bullet.
Where the hell IS that place
anyways???
DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS.....
