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Activist Times Inc. Issue 189
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING: THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING.
Live, from the Johnson Fish Co. building in Green Bay
Wisconsin, it's ATI, Actively Timorese, Illustrated.
Issue 189. Just a couple days after the nolonger
famous 9-9-99 date.
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-a weekly cybernote-
Spoonsored by OOP!
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Makers of OOP! JUICE carbonated beverages.
"Not a speck of juice in it."
And first up, here's Prime Anarchist with his
publisher's rant. We heard it's pretty short
cause he was running out of room. Or was that
running out of doors? Or steam? Breath? Ideas?
Hmmm. Is the old bugger all washed up? Tune in
next week when we find out if Prime still has
it in him, or "Don't Let Your Knees Knock Your
Socks Off."
Hola, I'm Prime Anarchist and this is the #'s
run for Sabado, the 11th day of the 9th month
of the 99th year. This issue went long overall,
so I'll keep my rant short.
Hoogie, boogie, noogie noo.
Wookie Frookie, monkwich zoo.
Yacka wacka packa poo,
Youd've felt this wacked out too
If you had this here job to do.
There I feel much better. Now here's the #'s.
(Don't blink, you might start a fight between
Netscrape and Exploder)
http://www.effenheimer.com
http://www2.crosswinds.net/~punkarchive
http://www.freespeech.org/senaa
http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/larry.html
http://www.jamnbabe.com/help.htm
http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/northrup
http://www.awadagin.com/cw/guestbook.html
http://phc.mpr.org/activities/19970101_newyears
"...that's about the way it is!
Only time will tell if "16" has a "win a dream date
with a senator" contest or cosmo has "The Freshman
House: Who has the freshest butt?"
-- Patrick Moore 1999
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& NOW, LETTUCE FROM OUR READUCE
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to ati@etext.org
you forgot http://www.frucht.de
in the #'s run.
patrick ()
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hEyA prImE
gOtO:
1) http://www.geocitiessucks.com
And/Or
2) http://www.geosucks.com
1) tell me what you see...
2) Heh!
--Wonder Twinz (206)
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Dear Prime,
Stop smoking so much of that stuff...
or maybe smoke about 10,000% more!!!
{no signature}
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to ati@etext.org
Not only did mnm@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu work
for fingering, but I tried "sendmail,"
and would you know it, a 7up flew out my laserprinter
in less than 2 minutes time!
Go figure.
-- Rev Korn
CinSINnATI
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That ATI you sent me -
stuff about Canada and Mexico.
Very good. Excellent writing.
Choc full o' Irony
Carl (860)
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to kokopeli:
now that is funny
-- the butcher
(some where in england)
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[ed note: this one was too late to make our presstime,
but I figured I'd grace you with their message, cause
their music is so "rad." Maybe you can catch 'em next
time, eh?]
hey boys and girls
LBC is playing the metro--3730 n. clark, in chicago.
if you need directions, e-mail me.
when? saturday...uh, tomorrow!
september eleventh
seven o'clock
-- cap'n joe (312)
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Hey Penpal,
Thanks for writing to me!
I am replying now to the email you sent me.
I found what you emailed me about.
For Free Nude Pics of Jinnifer Lopez,
and I think Britney Spears and some other
celebrities go to this url:
http://tac.britneyworld.com
HAVE GREAT DAY! :)
At 08:09 PM 8/17/99 -0600, you wrote:
>
>----- Original Message -----
>To: urfriend2@yahoo.com
>Sent: Tuesday, August 13, 1999 7:39 PM
>Subject: hello
>
> Hey... Can you send me some adult links? thanx...
[ed note: nice try peeps. Is spam getting
sophmorstocated or what?]
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to ati@etext.org
i need tshirts
120 grms
white
cotton 100%
or 50% and 50%
left overs
is very important for me and urgent
please contact
sands@data.net.mx
fax 011 52 5 2591053
tel 011 52 5 2592514
[prime replied - You might try contacting the ARC
people in some of the bigger cities in this country.
ARC is Association of Retarded Citizens I believe.
You can probably get their numbers or emails from
chamber of commerces, or travel books or something.
The one in Colorado Springs used to (at least in
the early 90's) package white t-shirts for a really
cheap price. I mean so cheap, my friend David who
silk screens punk rock stuff used to buy lots of
large & xlarge from them because their price was
much better than ordering "small-bulk"
Good luck]
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to ati@etext.org
hello there.
just wanted to thank a few of you for really good
things you've said about us in alt.fan.jewel
keep the "faith"
jk & sp (415)
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Headset Man and the Cigarette
by Prime Anarchist
"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order."
"Hi, welcome to Taco..."
"Hi, welcome to...
"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your..."
"Hi, May I take,"
"May I take your order..."
"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take..."
"Hi, welcome..."
Ah, yes. I remember it well.
This guy is no mere mortal fast food clerk ready
to pop a pimple in your potato laatke to go. He's
Banquo.
Yes, de-wax your left ear, you heard me right!
Banquo, from summer stock two years ago, Pharoah in Joseph
the year before, and every other week cameos in "General
Hospital" shaking his booty in a decadent meatmarket bar.
Banquo is rehearsing his lines behind Taco Hell with
a headset wrapped around his pimply little fastfood head,
and a cigarette in his first two fingers as he paces back
and forth and rather than:
"Upon her skinny lips: you should be women."
"And yet your beards forbid me to interpret"
"That you are so..."
Shit yeah, rather than that, you get to watch him
rehearse "Hello, welcome to Taco Fucking Hell, may I
shove a twisted burrito with cinnamon jalapeno sauce
up your ass???"
Oh!
Oh, oh oh!!!
Say it ain't so, Banquo?!?
You were so talented. What did we do to forsake you?
Why do you work for one buck more than minimum, slaving
your leisure time away in a place that can't spell "hablamos
espanol" properly on their windows???
Why aren't you in positive cash flow for your lifelong
devotion to art? Where is your reward? Where's your carrot
on a stick? Where's your "I'm not rich; I'm comfortable..."
Is the Golden Chihauhua really saying "give me your
weary, your poor, your hard working, we'll shove a carrot
up their ass and keep them mopping the floor with the greens
while they make change, wrap tortillas and talk on the phone
at the same time???"
In polyester clothing???
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Film's death is
cause for concern
Decision to kill Y2K
suggests Washington
has millennium fears
by
Jonathan Chevreau
Hollywood has killed the film Y2K,
an event that should cause investors
to question how much they are being
permitted to know about the true state
of the Year 2000 computer problem.
Boston Globe reported July 25
that Warner Brothers cancelled
plans for its Y2K disaster flick
partly because, as its producer
described it, there was a lack of
faith in the ability of audiences to
discern the difference between
fictional and real-world computer
disruptions.
In the movie, Chris O'Donnell was
to play a computer programmer who
discovers a Y2K-related bug that
could render New York City security
systems vulnerable to terrorists.
#
GAP is apt to cap on 'ya.
(PAWN) by Adam.
[ed note: This was filed from deep within TV-Land.]
Three interesting things about the new Gap ad camPAIN.
First off, the third and final spot will be leather
and I think it had a cool song but I don't remember.
Second all those pretty faces ARE singing, they're
all LALA LAnd based vocalists who answered a
classified ad. Third, and most cool, I think,
the pretty boy who has the line in the first spot:
"I'll dress u up in my love. IN MY LOOOVE," is the
lead singer of the Phantom Surfers. PS are a LALA
LAnd based band and their drummer was the star of
the way-cool movie Rushmore. Almost makes you want
to RUSH out and get a PA album, huh?
Adam Reinardy (all around nicafiend)
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\we end this\
\zine with a\
\poem like u\
\zoo wool!!!\
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"809: Ghthnn"
a y2k poem by marco
Phone rings, I dream about bells.
Churchbells, hell's bells.
The bells from hell;
Somebody turn off that racket.
I'm cozy I'm warm, I'm
Fast asleep.
I'M THE ONE WHO'S S'POSED TO GET THAT.
Oh well, I look at my clock,
It's 8:09. How did I sleep thru
7am??? I wanted to get up at 7.
Give me plenty of time to write
My 909 poem.
Well, I made 909 eastern time.
But I'm the next one over, aren't I?
So now I'm early for my 909,
I call this my 809 poem.
Ghthnn, becase 809.doc
Won't work.
Nor will eightohnine,
Damn these old computers.
Wait, I love these old computers.
Computadora,
I wake up in a funk at 809,
Shove some cookies to get
Ready for coffee.
Old 8bit system,
I wake up in a funk;
Turn on Jewel's boyfriend
On my boombox,
Open two curtains to
Let some light in.
And the zipstrip switch of
my 32bit goes on.
Am I typing on the wrong
Keyboard or what???
Nah, I'm at the 8bit, why?
Not for mail, although I
Hope I got me some.
Hope it didn't crash,
You know - it's 9sep99 today.
9999, anything basic is going to
Crash
They say.
Nah, I'm not worried;
This old machine is so great
It's Y2K compliant simply for
IT DOESN'T USE A DATE FOR ANYTHING
Anyway,
I'm typing this poem
Which was meant to be a
909am poem. I guess I'm
early for a 909poem.
But late for eating a
909 pome unless I hustle.
At 909 today, 090999 I'm going
to write a Y2k poem and
eat a y2k pome at the same time.
Ladies and Gaunlets, not only
Can this guy walk and chew gum
At the same time, he's also adept
At writing and eating pomes in
Two Milleniums.
Millenia.
Minutia.
Inertia.
Mumia.
Let's go.
--Green Bay 1999
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Sh0Vtz and Gr33tz to LeAh (with the anarchy
symbol in her A)
