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Activist Times Inc. Issue 245
What is the sound of one soul coughing.
This 'zine's entire issue dedicated to
a Jaguar named Jeniffer.
Belated Greetings, it's
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"It is about living consciously, with the goal that
when my travel on Earth ends, my footprint will be
invisible and my legacy remarkable."
--Rebecca Morgan
Hello I'm Prime Anarchist and here is my rant for
ThirstDay, October 12, 2000. Day b-4 full moon.
Marco's General Rule of Taco:
If you didn't grow the corn yourself, or at least
pick it or have some sense of who grew it for you,
then for PepsicoSakes DON'T EAT IT!
Shall we get out of the habit of buying commerical
tacos ANYWHERE? Lets.
I'm an old folksinger, are you an oldfolksinger too?
How are you this week? You'll notice ATI didn't come
out last week. Well we got a couple unsubscriptions
and a couple subscribe requests, but our Computer God
was on vacation, and since I'm having trouble unsubscribing
people who can't unsubscribe themself, I skipped a week
so as not to offend.
We resume to our once a week schedule in a couple hours.
So what's happened this week? Wow, far too much to fit in
here. So all you get is "all the news that fits."
We lost 4 sailors to an act of terrorism, our corporate
media says. Hmmm. Umm, can I say something about war? No
wait, I'll say two things about war, next up, we just got
some of our oilworkers captured in Ecuador by some people
with not so good intentions.
OK, now I'll say a couple things about war. When you put
your young people in harm's way, and then someone pushes
a raft near to your ship and your ship hits it and blows
up, you are really stretching to call it "terrorism." Dare
I stretch the other way and call it an act of war? Or maybe
let's take the middle ground and call it what it is. An act
of self defense. Of course historically, we Untied Statesians
don't seem to know how to define "self defense" do we? Let's
see, if I put some troops on your front porch and you get
ticked off and kill one of them, I'll begin bombing because
"how dare you cause me to defend myself..."
Do I really have to build the analogy here for you?
OK, try raping someone (our military's getting really good
at it lately) and call it self defense when s/he screams,
moves around or kicks you somewhere perhaps you deserve it.
If your new hypothetical definition of self defense doesn't
look 100% authentic real live, new and improved stupid, then
I have an idea. Let's bomb the tar out of Ecuador and call
it self defense. Let's bomb the heck out of Yemen. I know,
let's just get it over with and blow up the entire planet
and announce to the whole world that it's Saddam Hussein's
fault. We'll be happy and Mother Earth can start healing
herself and rebuild without our sorryass police-state
tendencies.
Or I know what. Let's get some rocks and strips of leather
and stone the hell out of Henry Kissinger.
Oh wait, I'm a non-violence activist aren't I? Forget I
ever said that.
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[just a thought:
is all this to make damned sure that no one
builds negative thoughts about zionist Ysrael???]
numbers...
http://www.vitw.org
http://www.iwantpunk.com
http://www.madcowboy.com
http://www.bradkayal.com/verizon
http://Baltech.org/lederman/spray
http://www.lchr.org/lac/nuns/nuns.htm
http://www.sightings.com/general4/noose.htm
http://www.honorearth.com/tour2000/itinerary.html
http://members.tripod.com/n_r_key/banned.gif
http://www.sightings.com/general4/harry.htm
http://drink.to/Damien
http://www.nlcnet.org
http://www.ezedit.com
http://www.antimusic.com
http://www.chi-chis.com/history.htm
http://flag.blackened.net/ati/biafra.html
http://www.worldservice.org/whoowns.html
http://www.rotz.com/mo/iwantpunk.html
http://members.tripod.com/gonzolinks
http://www.ideaexchange.com
http://www.jampac.com
http://www.fair.org
http://www.cato.org
http://www.2600.com
[many have asked how they can get their URLs
listed in ATI zine's #'s run.
--well, you can't.
Prime Anarchist reserves the right to put a URL in
here whenever he feels like it. As many of you have
already figured out on your own, the ATI #'s run
is just a list of places seen last week that don't suck.]
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And After #'s Comes The Lechuga (Lettuce.)
prime,
Two things for you this week:
First, a link and then the page it came from.
Yeah for Thom Yorke.
http://www.greenapple.com/%7Ematt/radiohead/idioteque/12.jpg
Here's the source...
http://www.greenapple.com/%7Ematt/radiohead.html
Also I meant to give you this before Adam and I got
up and out of Spitfire but I forgot about it until
the car. Originally this was on a Weidner cocktail
napkin.
"Composed While Waiting For Doughty and
Jello at the Weidner"
A Haikuma by the Writer Run Amuk
Afraid of Politics?
Say they are offensive.
Maybe they'll go away.
See you later.
I'll send you the link once we get UYB
web-cized.
Peace.
The Writer Run Amuk
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- GOOD NEWS - Mexico -
Fourteen active-duty soldiers of the Mexican Army and a member
of the state Judicial Police were disarmed and imprisoned by
indigenous civilians in the municipal center of Metlatónoc,
Guerrero, on September 25 after one of the soldiers fired his
gun at a Mixteco dancer during a religious festival. The dancer
was not injured in the incident, but the soldiers were quickly
surrounded by more than 500 Mixtecos who disarmed them and
placed them in the municipal jail. The soldiers and policeman
were freed the following day after a commission made up of
representatives of the state government, the Army, and state
deputies of the PRI and PRD signed an accord with the
municipality pledging the withdrawal of troops from the region,
and promised to pay damages to the family of a local police
officer who was killed when federal army troops ambushed a
municipal police truck in April 1998.
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TIGGER SUES TWO TIGERS AND TWO ADDITIONAL TANK COMPANIES
By Anthony Toulouse-Lautrec
Special to Prime Anarchist Whirld Newz 2nite
Twister, Tenn. (PAWN) "These are the stripes of economic
Strife."
Some are titling it "trademark terrorism," others try
saying it's setting the tone for trouble; but one truism's
for sure. This is all too telling.
Tigger is suing Texxon, Killogg, Chevron and Exxaco.
This is thanks to oily giant Texxon-Mobile losing a bid to
put off a trial over whether tough-guy toon Toni violates
the spiritual tone of Killogg's Tony the tubby tiger, leaving
both corporate giants and many others vulnerable.
Killogg contends Texxon retired it's tiger in the 80s when a
recall was eminent as all tigers who run faster than 40 MPH
may spontaneously combust. But they came out with all newer,
faster tigers in the 90's featuring a revised tubby tiger toon
more true to it's corporate nature - plagiarism, mimicking and
trademark violations.
In a suit filed fourteen years ago, Killogg claimed the new
tubby tiger promos step on the Tony trademark because Texxon
was now using Toni to sell food, not fuel. Killogg said hungry
people may assume that Killogg is somehow behind soda, coffee
and other items for sale at Texxon's ExxacoChevronAmokomart
TigerSuperStores.
Shoppers can tell the difference, Tennessee's attorney general
Tom Tirigliano retorted today.
Yet another wrinkle unfolds - Tigger is suing everyone. Filed
in Twister, Tennessee, Tigger's lawsuit has been terrorizing the
whole town for two weeks now. And it's not expected to finish
anytime soon. Two hundred acres deep in the Tennessee woods,
Tigger sits there totally tormented.
"They've been trippin' for years, man," says a tired Tigger
via teleconference. "Stealing ideas, ripping me off, taking
all my tunes and trademarkin' 'em!" He doesn't sound happy.
"This is terrible," he told, "I never wanted to sue ANYONE,
now I'm so ticked, I've put 5 trial attorneys on ryder and
I'm simply gonna litigate on anyone that gets in my way.
Texxon, Killogg, Exxaco, even Tobacco and Macaroni companies.
Tell everyone. No one's exempt. Totally."
Tigger is expected to win on at least two or three of the
thousands of trademark suits tried.
And this, according to Tennessee's AG, will "turn the industry
upside down on its tuchus."
For more info: email deep@the.hundred.acre.wood.com
or visit http://deep.the-hundred-acre-wood.com
LITTLE BOHEMIA LODGE
Manitowish Waters, Wis. 54545
Fleeing from the 5 states that issued this reward proclaimation
http://newdeal.feri.org/timeline/images/dillingr.jpg
John Dillinger sought refuge at Little Bohemia in April of 1934.
Cornered here by federal agents, Dillinger escaped during a
furious gun battle. The scars of this battle may still be seen
in the west wing of the lodge.
http://newdeal.feri.org/timeline/1934c.htm
http://www.crimelibrary.com/americana/dillinger/dillingermain.htm
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You know the economy's hosed when you take a Greyhound
bus and behind you sits a guy in a 3-piece suit playing
solitaire on his laptop.
OPEN LETTER TO COMMANDING OFFICER
Dear Sir,
If you can't get out there
in front of me,
I DON'T WANT YOU BEHIND ME
NO WAY, ANYHOW.
Venceremos,
Private More Class
.
For new ideas on how to close the SOA
go to: http://www.soaw.org
.
D I S C L A I M E R :
The following discernment dedicated to Ricki "Guild" Martin,
Ricki "Rhetorical" Lake and Ricki "Lingual" Ricardo.
When you sell a song for 10 years for $2500 you lose all
your control, freedom, power and lifeblood - your name,
your birthright.
When you GIVE AWAY your song you change the world into
something so much more like you, and you grow ever so much
MORE wealth-ful than any mere millionaire.
RESUSSITATIVE: You Don't Need Electricity To See Light.
The Brill building never brought out 1 brilliant thing.
Only prints of darkness, oppression and death.
If you wish to see light
Breath your own song
Or new life
Into someone elses.
"People have a way of telling you what they think
you want to hear - anytime I don't know something
and I ask somebody, I usually know less about it
after I ask them than before."
Bob Dylan 1985.
Dear God,
The people You Knighted
Will never be defeated.
ANTHROPOLOGY SONG
a poem by marco
Are you keeping good records?
Or are you missing the key points
Like a needle skipping over a groove
Instead of getting in and staying with?
Get in there and BE good records
Go out there and MAKE good records
Give them away,
Let someone ELSE worry about
KEEPING of the records.
OWNING of the records.
DISTRO of the records.
Why write ANYTHING down -
Can't you breath song?
A-
R U KPNG GD RCRDS?
WH TH FCK CRS!
FALSIES: Open Letter To NBC Sony and Fox.
Too much make-up business.
Worried about your face washing out in the light?
No debes preocupar / you mustn't worry
Everything was awash before you let yourself
Get there.
The fox and the salamander
FOR SAL AZAR
There once was a fox.
People were glad he was not
A fox from the priveleged,
the Right, or the royal
I.
(Or so they thought)
There is also a
Salamander, he seems to be
Of the people and for the people.
We shall see.
He'll take our direction
One way or another.
A salamander can lose part of himself
Give of himself
Say "Creator,"
"Show me how I should become."
A fox cannot.
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"Ever since Kissinger went to Paris and
got the Nobel Peace Prize, it suddenly
didn't mean much anymore."
-Howard Zinn, Oct 2000 Oshkosh, WI.
Father Roy's Deuteronomy
another marco frucht found poem
In 1990, 12 people gathered at Bennings Gate
In 1993, 100
96 2000
98 7000
99 12000
In 2000 ......? How many will it take to
CLOSE THE SCHOOL OF ASSASSINS?
I AM THE PRESS
To the tune of the old anglo spiritual:
"We Are the Church"
I am the press
You are the press
We are the press together
All who are disgruntled
Happy to pitch in
Yes we're the press together
I am the press
You are the press
We are the press together
One may have a scanner
One has CD Rom
Yes, we're the press together
So if you are disgruntled
Come and lend a hand
Yes
We're the press
Together
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We end this 'zine with a folkificating parody of
"John Wayne's Teeth" by Sherman Alexie.
John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
Are they fake or are they real
Are they wooden or maybe steel
John Wayne's teeth.
Hollywood hollywood
How does it feel,
Ya ho, ya ho, how does it feel
How does it feel.
Republican fascism ho, ya ho.
John Wayne's teeth, ya ho, ya ho.
Democrat fascism, ho ya ho.
John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
Are they fake or are they real
Are they wooden or maybe steel
John Wayne's teeth.
John Wayne's teeth ya ho ya ho
John Wayne's teeth
John Wayne's teeth
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