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Activist Times Inc. Issue 141
"You're not one a them Earthy Crunchies, R U?"
--Kathryn, Menomenee and Lakota from Standing Rock, SD
22Aug98
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Issue 141, and the moon is new.
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DID SOMEONE ORDER P
A SPAM AND CHEESE PIZZA? R
I ordered a thin crust I California Pesto delivered today:
Olive oil, fresh garlic, M basil, covered w/ mozzerella. Mmmm.
Sounded splendorifically, E stupendously scrumptious.
It came in a flat bag with that map on it which shows you
which part of Italy A is north and which is south.
Almost half as big as N that map was the now-all-too familiar
"REAL" symbol that A tells you you'd better do some pushups
when you're done R eating because there's probably a little
of that bovine C growth hormone mixed in with your cheese.
But that's OK, H The real problem I'm writing about this
week is much less I subtle. Perhaps subterranean, subliminal
AND simply self- S evident.
Stapled to T my receipt was honest to goodness, down to
earth low-tech S spam.
1) free movie or game rental coupon. 1 ea.
2) free C lighter coupon with any purchase at a
tobacconist.O 2 ea.
3) $50 L signing bonus and $325 for each referral for
a full- U time job at a 3rd shift cleaning company.
Call M 1-800-WHY-WORK for an application. 1 ea.
N
Listen, I don't mind spam with my JUNO mail -- it's the price
I pay for one of my accounts to remain "totally free, the way email
was meant to be." But keep unsolicited junk mail away from my
lunch; selling me sausage with my supper would suck. Beware of my
disposition around breakfast too. I'm likely browbeating you like
a mamma brownbear if you try to tuck little blue brochures in my
breadbox.
</>Prime Anarchist<\>
Ypsilanti Michigan you're gonna like this
4pm 8-21-98 issue. especially the
PS: LOOSE WAIST NOW crunchy crab-cakes. oh, and
ASK MY COW HOW issue 141 is dedicated to
Cotton Candy at Bay Beach, WI
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|MY ATI|
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SHOUTS TO:
Darryl Cherney, Peg Millet, Dana Lyons,
Cecilia Ostrow, Greg Keeler, Robert Hoyt,
Tara Carnes, Marauder, Jesus,
Joanne Rand, Spring, and Ann Arkey.
"Hillary wanted to go shopping at Shanghai Tang, on Pedder
Street. A nice store, but there's a Shanghai Tang on Madison
Avenue, New York, where traffic is tied up already."
PJ O'Rourke. International Affairs Desk. Rolling Stone.
About Clinton's recent trip to China bringing an entourage of
lakkies, groupies and losers that would make Frank Sinatra look like
a wreckloose. (sic.)
(ed note: there's a really potent article on the fastfood
industry in RS 794 too. pg. 58 if you need that. (Not counting
pullouts, smellies and postage paids) not sure if it's on
http://www.rollingstone.com I didn't think to look; I bought paper
this week.)
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Before my Email bottomed out on me a while back, you and I
were discussing the possibilities of converting your ATI
Newsletter to a home page that I could host on my WebSite.
Did anything come of this idea from your end?
Phil (614)
To The Editor of ATI:
Subject: Found on the net.....
http://www.lysator.liu.se/etexts/hacker/digital1.html
Most any underground board not
hopelessly lame and out-of-it would feature
a complete run of Phrack - and, possibly,
the lesser-known standards of the underground:
the Legion of Doom Technical Journal, the
obscene and raucous Cult of the Dead Cow files,
P/HUN magazine, Pirate, the Syndicate Reports,
and perhaps the highly anarcho-political
Activist Times Incorporated.
From: deeply and bridget (206) and (973)
AN OPEN LETTER TO TAYLOR AND DEIDRE:
No, I wasn't ever on Reading Rainbow.
marco (414)
A Letter:
P!
Schmuck Richardson (718)
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Terror Ferret
Inspired by reasons that totally escape memory now,
Jason bought a pet Ferret in 1986. Ferrets are small,
long rodents that resemble minks or weasels,
domesticated for possibly thousands of years and
bred for docility and in many cases albinoism.
They are also known to have a very strong vicious streak
if not disciplined at an early age. In the case of Jason's
ferret, his reticence to hitting the ferret when she bit or
attacked him or others (mostly because she was a runt female,
and therefore extremely small for a ferret)
caused her to be a pure ball of anger 24 hours a day.
She would attack people, walls, and anything else she
percieved as a threat, including her own shadow.
For this her original name (Ferrah) became overshadowed
by her nickname, "Terror Ferret".
When The Works was put up, Jason listed Terror Ferret
as his co-sysop, and indeed, she lived right next to
the machine The Works resided on, in the Computer Half
of Jason's Bedroom.
Sadly, Terror Ferret's overbreeding (she was bought in
a pet store) contributed to her catching pneumonia a year
and a half after she was purchased and she died
at the age of 2.
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PAP #'s have been running since Infomaniack BBS days,
The Works days, and Jackie Martling's fonefreekline
got to its 10th year. (by the way, the TAPster is
still up at the same # 516-922-wine. Anyone know if
mojo's 619-KING is still up? I'll have to call and see.)
http://www.ioa.com/home/cprnbrill/CriticalMasses
http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/fab1.html
http://www.acm.und.edu/~akeem/how.html
http://www.billboard.com
http://www.theworks.org
http://www.works.org
http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
http://www.olga.net
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/carulli.html
http://www.suck.com
http://www.medicine.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/traceroute
http://www.tollfree.att.net/dir800
http://www.muohio.edu/directory
http://marco.franklins.net
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|MY ATI| your TRUSTED FRIEND
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#9 Storage and Disposal. The storage and disposal portion of
the label tells you under what conditions to store pesticides
and how to throw away pesticides safely. Find the Storage and
Disposal section on the sample label.
Fah-q's column
column
Fah-q column
went on column The shop has
the road column a very unique name:
for the column Klekolo (Clay-ko-lo) An African word
first time column from Mali" A system of rules to live by
in a while. column for peace and harmony in the world"
ATI went to a column What a place, there were people
kewl coffee shop column standing around outside drinking coffee,
in Middletown CT column talking, smoking and having a good
this week. column time on some benches that were there.
Inside there was a poetry reading going on.
One of the titles that I remember was "Just Go" there were more
but as happens to me all the time i can't read my notes.
But, this coming Wednesday Jesus, catwoman (jesus what is
her handle?) and I will go back and I will be bringing my
micro-recorder and I will get my notes in voice.
Please if you are in the area and have some
time come by and see me read some of my stuff that has been
collecting dust for years. YES I will be reading some of my poems
(even if jesus keeps saying "no you ain't)
181 Court Street
Middletown, CT
06457
(860)343-9444
klekolo@aol.com
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APPEARING AT A FUNNY BONE NEAR YOU!!!
Dan Grueter
Vince Morris
Untamed Shrews (rated X)
The Legendary Wid
Mark Weisenheimer
Doc Barham
Chris Titus
TC Hatter & Marcianne
Sam Griesbaum
Bob Nelson
Jiffy Jeff
Eppy Eppeman
Football Guy
And a special "piss off" to Mitzi, Howie and Paulie.
(PAWN) Prime Anarchist Whirld Newz is a PAP production.
(Figger at 1 out...)
Mainstreet, USA - 7-11 Fighting Literacy.
Starting this week 7-11, a Southland Corporation, will
begin calling themselves Seven Until Eleven.
Also, when you leave the store, a speech synthesizer
near the door will say, "thank you, have a nice day; and
you are five foot ten inches tall. Good bye."
ANOTHER MAN'S DONE GONE
w. woodie guthrie m. billy bragg
Sometimes I think I'm gonna lose my mind | But it
don't look like I ever do | I loved so many people
everywhere I went | Some too much, others not
enough | I don't know, I may go down or up or any-
where | But I feel like this scribbling might stay |
Maybe if I hadn't of seen so much hard feelings | I
might not could have felt other people's | So when
you think of me, if and when you do, | just say,
well, another man's done gone | Well, another
man's done gone
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|MY ATI| Your Trusted Friend Since 1988
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Bikini Buskin
a poem by the prime anarchist
Tanya and Kerry, come back
From Shawano, your bikinis
Tipped me twice.
Can't get enough; I synthesize
both Bad Company
AND Smashmouth.
Lemo-nemon-ade is free
So long as I'm learning
Raindrops keep falling
On my head.
Dancin flatfoot wearin kokopeli legs.
She tips the busker wearin koko's necklace.
And his shoulderblade tattoo
Too.
Kokopeli stickin out of your
Bikini would about
Kill me.
Is this the Real World or The Way?
Why'd you dunk your cotton candy
In my lemonemonade?
Tanya and Kerry - you were sweet.
Come back.
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|MY ATI| your TRUSTED FRIEND
------ til the very END
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