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Always Live, Between The Abuser and Advanced Pirate
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Did you know Avilas spelled backwards is saliva?
We got a new palindrome in for all you linguo-
etymo-wordorific-expressionsmiths out there.
Or was that etymnal lingual, expressorific
wordsmiths?? Well anyways here it is.
World's newest palindrome:
"Dubya won? No way, bud!"
Thought you'd appreciate that.
[yes, thanks Don!]
http://www.sputnik.com.mx
the #'s run
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http://www.motherrockstar.net/features/notasold.html d
http://www.impactpress.com/articles/aprmay99/soa4599.html
http://www.truthinmedia.org/Bulletins99/tim99-3-6.html
http://dc.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=5251
http://flag.blackened.net/ati/govhakmirror.html c
http://www.pigdog.org/auto/riot/link/1936.html a
http://home.earthlink.net/~youelart/index.html n
http://www.usqueers.com/news/news_photos.html
http://www.attrition.org/mirror/attrition y
http://user.mc.net/~bporch/peoples.htm o
http://www.mp3.com/barrioliberation u
http://www.amazinggracebakery.com
http://www.tarin.com/index1.html w
http://www.raleigh.org.uk r
http://www.mccullagh.org a
http://slc.indymedia.org p
http://www.ciaglobal.com
http://www.agitate.net a
http://ReClaimThe.Net r
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http://squat.net u
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LETTUCE or Bio-Pheed-Bach:
[about the "W" Hillbillies parody...]
Very, very funny!! Thank you for the laugh!
--Karen
Love your Beverly Hillbillies breakdown of the
election. Rather catchy.
Found myself singing a few bars around the office.
And on your Dot.com rant... the short is that they
are dot.gone. Along with all the cash.
The Kid
Boston
And 1 of our longer but most "hip ~n~ with-it" comments:
the Boss wrote--
It has come to that (filtering H2O). I'm not happy about it.
I guess we here at the Untied States of Americancorporated
are seeming to take after France and England, eh? We've
ruined our groundwater, just about devastated our topsoil,
what's next, I know, let's destroy outer-space.
Hillbilly (Sean D.) chips in--
they are working on that, you know
of course you do . . .
England, France, yes what's next?
Creutzfeld-Jacob Disease?!
i always thought you got your water from L. Michigan
topsoil already devastated, if you are comparing
it to pre euro-'settlement," that is ~ and most "farm"land
today is only a facsimile soil-like substance or substrate
which remains productive only through continous application
of various chemicals and fertilizers, only some of which
the plants can use, the rest of course is supplied free of
charge to the public via the groundwater supply
.. . . or to the 2000 square mile Dead Zone in the Gulf
of Mexico where the anus of america, the Mississippi
Delta dumps its load of toxic soil-like particles
into the sea
and since much so called organic farming relies even more
on mechanical weed control and tillage, many organic
operations <which are getting bigger all the time>
still have unacceptible soil erosion rates and still
rely on at least one chemical ~ petroleum
and yes, water going fast
i always said if it comes to having to filter the
water i drink here in wisconsin then i think we really
are doomed . . .
. . . i bought a filter last year
Tue 3:01 am - Student Council To Give Bush a Bong
by Mark Weisenheimer.
Special to Prime Anarchist World Newz
CHEVY CHASE (PAWN) -- Behind the bleachers in a small ceremony
with just a handful of participants, the CC PS#3 Junior High
Student Council Chamber of MoneyMaking has last nite bestowed
the Honorific George "W" Butsch with his first gift, a priceless,
one-of-a-kind, hand made wood, steel and glass four-hit bong
engraved with a small skull symbol that has two crossed bones
underneath.
When viewed from one side through the other, the engraving
also serves as a hole you can flit back and forth with your
thumb or finger so that you can keep the thing stoked for the
next person or your own double-hit if no one's looking.
Made in three classes during woodshop by Emerson Richkid
in between the napkin holder and the tiny square coffeetable,
the four-hit bong weighs in at about 8 ounces, (or perhaps
a nickle bag if you pack it tight enough) and the bong itself
will stay in the posession of George "W" Butsch for the duration
of his one four year term. At which time a democrat will be allowed
to announce he'd never inhaled such a thing, just before the new
tradition begins of passing it back and forth between democrats
AND republicans.
Emerson Richkid won't be allowed to market this through QVC and
the Home Shopping network for thirty days, but there will be a
similar offering after that which is almost as good starting at
$89.95 which will be $39.95 in a year, 19.95 in two, and sitting
on shelves like a Furpy or a Tickle-Me-Barbie not selling well
at $5 after that.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON PARODY;
To the Jetsons TV theme song.
Meet John Ash-Croft!
Yale, his life.
Daughter Janet. (or is that his wife??)
His boy Danforth.
[spoken:] And the racist remark he made.
AWKWARD WAY TO SAY SOMETHING OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO:
"Free Lolita"
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Canopy/8126
Runners up:
Come Home Lolita!
Lolita's Legion is for ALL school aged children
Keiko and Lolita On a Boat
And in other world press news, New Zealanders are calling
the recent US Elections "Tight As A Tick On A Smelly Rat."
PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE APOLOGY AHEAD OF TIME.
i must reprint something from AP word for word.
You'll see what I mean!
AP Top News
Man Charged After Comedy Confession
MACON, Ga. (AP) -- But seriously, folks: A 43-year-old man was
charged with three bank robberies after confessing on stage at
a comedy club.
Glenn Matthews, 43, delivered the punchline Friday night after
joining a performer on stage at the Comedy Cafe.
"After he got onstage, he said, 'I have something on my mind
that I want to share with you. ... I'm the one who has been
robbing all the banks in middle Georgia,'" club owner Mike Smith
said.
Smith, a former policeman, said he tried to keep the audience
calm as he got Matthews off the stage and had staff members call
police.
Smith was charged Sunday with three robberies in the Macon area
between December 1999 and last week. In each case, witnesses said
the robber was armed with a rifle and fled on a bicycle.
A N D | F R O M | U N D E R | T H E | M E D I U M | C U R T A I N
IN CASE YOU'RE DOUBTING THE MEDIA COVERAGE YOU'RE CONSUMING OUT THERE
Here's a guy nicknamed [freedom] with a scene report from around and
about the Pennsylvania Avenue Kinkos this afternoon, Jan 20, 2001 in
the year of our New President Select. Mr. George "Dubbingself" Bush.
[18:35] *** freedom (____@_________.net) has joined #_______
hi freedom!
________ hey
you missed it
you would have loved this
fv<king insane
only a few arrests all day
the black bloc was so solid
[__] yeah, we heard 15-20
like
you should have seen
the police just beat and cornered all of the bloc
like 200+
half of them broke police lines
and ran
[__]awesome
it was amazing
then this other march (less radical) showed up with thousands
of people and surrounded the police who were holding the bloc
and they had to let everyone go
it was great
[__] Like Turtles and Teamsters
[__] yeah....i heard about that, that was probably the
[__] best part
totally
[__] it is about time the less radical people started
[__] supporting the radicals
it was like utter defeat for the cops
[_ATI_] hehehe the turtles and the teamsters, sounds
[_ATI_] like a david rovics song.
it was crazy
the bloc held the streets for a while before the police
cracked down
[__] how many blocers were there?
between 300 and 500
they were so bold
[__] imc link says 500
[18:40] several times they charged the cops trying to
[18:40] help the captured
[__] the mainstream media made a point of only showing
[__] tiny groups of protestors
heh
it was amazing how many people showed up in support of the
black bloc many thousands
[__] A real rejection of the police's stand.
and just when things got tense there would be another march
of a couple hundred to show up and support the others
[__] "Protests: Threat to Security? or the Voice of Democracy?"
someone threw a rock through the window of the army recruitment
center
[__] wooo
[__] important to counter the mainstream medias claims
and a paint bomb at the washington post
[_ATI_] I wanna know more about the "mass unarrests," [freedom]!
[__] "mass un-arrest" ... gotta luv it.
there was like this large building with tons of anarchists
[__] "We the people hereby declare you to be un-arrested."
and they were pinned there by lines of riot cops
[__] cut off?
but this large march came in right behind the riot cops
opening up the bloc to leave
i got it on vide tape :)
video
what window?
what did they say?
i couldn't figure out who broke it or why it was broken
but when i video taped it the lady inside
the building (maybe a hotel or corporate office) flipped
me off
gave me the middle figer
finger
?
apparently some bloc went to the city archives
took down the US flags, burned them
[__] it wasn't the city archives
and hoisted the black and black & red flags
[__] it was the naval something or other
[__] I heard that they got 9 out of 10 down in one area.
:)
i missed that
someone told me about it
we got some nice footage of brutal cops today
how was it?
did they reclaim the streets?
cool
neat
any arrests?
dude
[19:14] this is the best protest i've ever been to
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* all unattrib. quotes are "freedom" who was on location.
** all [__]'s except the ones with ATI inside are
various other people.
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