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Activist Times Inc. Issue 207
TRUMPETS AND DRUM ROLLS PLEASE, Make Way For Super Spam.
Du, du na na! And you with the Kazoo, hey! Pipe down
over there...
As you know, every year here at ATI headquarters in the
sunny anarchic circle, we gather up all the spam we've
received for 300 days or so and spit it all into one
big e-pulp machine. Then we form it into something so
much the more palatable - you almost wouldn't recognize
it. Betcha didn't know spam was so malleable, didja?
Well, now you know - we use pliers. Here you have it.
The new millenium's SuperSpam. Get it wherever toys
are so old. We thought of calling it spam2000, or spam2K
but it just didn't have a certain ring. That "je ne sais
dois," so we're just calling it Super Spam. The textphile
you probably haven't been waiting for.
Look, it's the end of the winter months, and the internet
is just fraught with cynicism, sometimes you just have to
go giggle or something for no good reason.
Presidents have the State of the Union Address, Sports
fans have their SuperBowl, lovers have St. Valentino,
people who can't tell time have Halloween, and just between
you and me - You got a second? You ready for this? We've got
SuperSpam (tm). It's fool proof. Well, fool hardy maybe, but
here you go. Keep this under your hat. And for Pete Moss'
sake, don't forward this to anyone else.
Venceremos,
Prime Anarchist
e&p ATI ezine since 1988
>>>>>>>>>>>> Super Spam II Section Of ATI <<<<<<<<<<<
I hope you are sitting down for this one...because
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ATTENTION! Removal Instructions can be found at the
bottom of this page!
If you don't wish to be let in on something that'll blow
you away, please reply to primeanarchist@microsuxx.com and
tell me.
To be removed from future mailings CLICK DELETE NOW.
To be removed from our mailing list please reply, so if
this is something you are interested in...RUSH me a check.
To be removed from our list, simply click at the bottom.
Now you may not be interested in saving money; that's fine.
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But there is one drawback...
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Just keep reading..
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Just keep reading..
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ATTENTION: ORDERS OUTSIDE THE US must complete step-by-step instructions:
STEP 1 - Print your email address at the bottom of this message.
STEP 2 - Type or print your order information into the order form
STEP 3 - Mail order form and payment to the address below
STEP 4 - Read the instructions carefully
STEP 5 - Send an e-mail message to our Internet Spy
STEP 6 - Repeat these SIX STEPS for each time you wish to be a billionaire!
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so you'll understand how easy it is, do it the easy way! It's as
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you! You can know EVERYTHING they don't want you to know! You
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may also send one of your own. See the method that is secretly
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Just keep reading..
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Be astonished by what you'll learn, even more than you ever
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you get to make a ton of money while you sleep. Do you know how
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<<<<<<<<<<<< REMOVE SECTION >>>>>>>>>>>
DISCLAIMER:
If you click here you are accepting the mail and
can not call it spam. The seller of this house WILL
NOT be held responsible for Viagra! Your request
to be removed must be processed within 24 hours, no
matter how the purchaser chooses to use its resources.
All REMOVE requests AUTOMATICALLY honored upon receipt.
Removal Instructions can be found at the top of this
page!
WARNING:
If you "reply" and put the Code "#ILLB-DUPED2" in the
subject line, you will not be removed. The process is
automated. If you do not want to receive the message
again, sell it the same day you have received it. Please
inform us by email for deletion. You also receive copies
of KILLER ads at: http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati94.html
or email: primeanarchist@microsuxx.com
Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU and Here's to Bigger and
Better Viagra in the coming millenium!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> end of Super Spam II Section Of ATI <<<<<<<<<<<<
This has been an issue of ATI in conjunction junction with
Prime Anarchist Productions.
send all contributions, constructions, constraints and concert
clips to ati@etext.org
And as always (at least this year!!!) see us on our brand NEW
and improved, 12 out of 9 mathematicians surveyed, absolutely
FREE web page: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
By the way, this spamcarving (tm) brought to you by P A P.
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All hate mail should be addressed to us with a proper accurate
return address and:
1) Leave the top right corner completely blank.
2) Open the rectangular receipt in your mailbox 5 days later.
3) Read it.
4) Read it a SECOND time.
5) Throw it away smiling or frowning (your choice.)
That's how we get even.
Especially if you're not too bright.
(the end)
