Copy Link
Add to Bookmark
Report
Activist Times Inc. Issue 103
**************
** Hootmon, **- - - - - - - - - - .
************** 301 /
/ (oops, reverse that) /
/ /
Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
journalistic, causistic, /
/cyberpolitical /
/organization, / 4 more info?
/trying to / send SASE
/help y'all, and us / stamps???
change the world / to:
radically, in less / ATI@etext.org
than two minute /
increments. /
- - - - - - - - -
Disclaimer (I'M NOT GUILTY!)
Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately
by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during
shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do
not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be
paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell
securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some
viewers. See storemanager for further details. Do not stamp. Use other side
for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All
models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal
constitutes your acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on
TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial
amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent
the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For official
use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not
deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to
sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for
direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any
defect, error, or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not
the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock.
Penalty for private use, $300. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled
check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with
skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the
Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited
time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at
location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may
occur. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for
veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some
equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian
coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or
horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not
for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull
down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of
the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes
only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Do not fold,
spindle or mutilate. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. 25 city, 35
highway. Your mileage may vary. Please delete any registered product that
you haven't paid for after 24 hours of usage. Please use other door. Watch
for flying animals. Not responsible for children left unattended.
(This new ATI disclaimer written by JD) Do not blame him OR PA for
for your inability to keep from wetting yourself. Go get new pants on
and read the rest of
ATI issue 103!!!
November 17th or thereabouts. ?(!Yadretsey noom lluf!)?
Hello, I'm prime anarchist and this is my newest ati. How did you like
the disclaimer, did it make you mad? I just about dribbled down my
shirt and snozzed all over my steering wheel on that one I'll tell you.
It was written by my friend John and he said I could steal it, so
if you want it you gotta steal it from me; but remember you got it
from a little old lady who was...
Well, the Pentagon is requiring that WJeffersonC brief all his little
American peoploids that they're deploying another 15,000 troops to
the continuing saga of desert shield. (sic)
And of course the two most pressing issues on average peoples' minds
are:
1) Campaing Reform
2) Is Brad Pitt really a Buddhist?
Not necessarily in that order.
We have lots of stuff in store for you this issue. Submissions and
letters to the editor are picking right up. This time of every year,
huh? Maybe I should put out an annual too. Yeah we could call it
the Farm More Almanac. OK. Ye Olde Farm Moore Almanack. Look for
it on newstands every Hanukah. Write me and tell me how much I
should charge for something like that, ok?
PRIME OUTA HEAR.
ati@etext.org
=for those of you=
=always looking 4=
= mistakes we've =
= inserted a few =
..............................
a point of view .
.
from .
cygnus magus .
.............................
(reprinted from ATI issue 30)
I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered
who I was, or what relation I had to ATI. Not much actually,
as a friend of prime anarchist's and as a fellow telecom weirdo,
I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose
a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god,
only to be resurected using the help of the disk sector editor
...Number 9....Number 9.... ).
I am not politically active, I am not socially active either.
I proscribe to no particular ideology, philosophy, or religion.
I simply observe things that I experience and try to understand
them objectively (or subjectively ,depending on what mood I am in).
You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues. I
hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to
warn you though, I have one simple belief.
1) Its my undying opinion that all
people can do lots of damage to
everything, armed with the faith
that what they are doing is for
the greater good.
At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime
bribed me, drugged me, and finally convinced me using the help
of some girls, a goat, and a vat of vanilla pudding.
If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals,
bomb threats or small furry animals by the name of Fred .
Please send them to address located at front of this file.
Please include your name (or reasonable facsimile) with any
question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise,
or forbid my children from marrying
"Paradise is exactly like
where you are right now,
only much better."
Cygnus
#'s run, anyone?
http://www.annies.com
http://www.poetry.net
http://www.poetry.co.uk
http://www.poetry.uk.com
http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
http://www.poetry.com
http://www.poetry.org
http://www.geocities.com/~williamsmusic
http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
http://www.chem.wisc.edu/edu/wcaty/caffeine/structur.html
/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
THE LETTUCE LINE FORMS 2 THE LEFT: Or Lettuce From Our Reed R's
To: ati@etext.org
Subject: New book about pirate radio!
Hello!
I see from your E-zine you liked to listen to Radio New York
International when they were broadcasting via WWCR in the
early 1990's (ATI 88 and 59). Well, Allan Weiner now has
a book out, and I thought you'd like to know about it!
There's more info on pirate radio at
http://www.frn.net and
http://www.frn.net/rfi
Anita Louise McCormick
(see her review at the end of this issue)
Dear Marc
RE: ati102.txt
Did you know the house majority leader's name is DICK ARMY?
Thought you could put that in the ATI. He is a republican
of course.
CF
To The Editor Of ATI:
I heard your an expert of sorts as regards antiques.
Do you know what an Alkalol Salt Water Nasal Douche Cup
is used for? It's plastic but it seems to be from the
1960's or so. Is it a true antique or a refab?
Thanks,
Alice.
Baltimore MD.
(prime notes: I used one as a teenager.
It's for real. You fill it up with salt
water, and flush each nostril one at a
time. Great stuff. Soothes your membranes
of the mucous kind. (did I spiel that
rite?) Great for allergies, and I won't
go anywheres near what else. Alice.
Is this some kind of prank
or was that a serious question? ;)
Dear Prime,
F**K you and the horse you rode in on.
BK
ps: just kidding. Nice articles.
************
How the heck do I phollow THAT up?
How about an official
Prime
Opinion
Each
Month. (this p.o.e.m. brought to you by PAP productions
in conjuction with Rhino Records and NOPE
enterprises. Risking redundancy for those who
don't remember, PAP prods. is Prime Anarchist
Productions, and NOPE ents. is No One in Particular
Enterprises. Thanks Sean.)
Brooke Darby's testimony today to the House of Representatives
about Harry Woo, Campaign Reform, Chinese Communism and
photogenic hucksters like Johnny Chung.
"Did you email that these people (chinese thugs) are major
contributors to the DNC?" -interrogator
"Yes I did." -Brookie Wookie
"Were you aware that you emailed that?" -inter...
"I was." -BW...
"Did you have reason to believe that they were major
contributors?" -inter...
"I would have no way of knowing that." -BW
Doesn't that remind you of a scene during the million man march???
"What's the capacity of the Washington Mall?" -journalist
"About 1.2 million people." -mall spokeswoman
"Would you say it has reached capacity today?" -jour...
"Yes, sir. It was full to overflowing." -msw...
"How many would you say were there?" -jour
"Our official report like I had said 4 times already
was 'over 300,000.'" -msw
"Rhetorical question:" -Prime Anarchist
"is our entire government full of shit, or just all the people
that it's made up of???" -PA
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
ACCESS TO THE AIRWAVES: My Fight For Free Radio
by Allan H. Weiner (As told to Anita Louise McCormick)
-----------------------------------------
Allan H. Weiner has always believed that the airwaves
are free, and that they rightfully belong to the people. Ever
since his childhood, this gifted radio enthusiast has devoted
his time and energy to the devolopment of free radio broadcasting.
In addition to his "pirate" radio projects, Weiner has
engineered, worked for, and owned a number of licenced radio and
TV broadcast stations.
The film "Pump Up The Volume" appeared to be loosely based
on Weiner's teenage pirate radio adventures, but failed to capture
even a fraction of the dedication and the intensity that this
heroic free speech advocate has brought to his endeavors throughout
his life.
The trials and tribulations that Weiner endured to bring
Radio New York International to the air are legendary. The FCC's
illegal seizure of Weiner's radio ship the M/V Sarah in 1987,
which he designed and built to broadcast from the international
waters off the coast of New York, made headlines around the world.
Weiner's story is both a heart-warming tale of an
electronics genius at work and a chilling indictment of government
disregard for personal liberties and free speech.
But despite the FCC's efforts to silence him, Weiner has
persevered. And he continues to work towards a future when the
airwaves are open to all who choose to use them and the world
becomes a better place because of the free transmission of
knowlege.
"Access to the Airwaves: My Fight For Free Radio," Weiner's
autobiographical account is a powerful rendition that should
be read by all who believe that speech should be unfettered, and
that fighting the powers-that-be is an often unheralded necessity.
----------------------------------
Weiner's "ACCESS..." is now available from Loompanics Unlimited
for $17.95 plus $4.95 S&H US (1800-380-2230 usa)
(1-360-385-7471 intnl)
http://www.loompanics.com
===========-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=============
Thanks a LOT Anita. I look back on my times listening to the
"uss sarah" with great fondness. -marco-
We and this missivity with Journal pome 31 from Anarchist's
selfpublished book of poetry entitled "I Slurp my Kafee."
JOURNAL POME 31
Blue Moon 1993.
Jogging: a fall, spring
And Summer thing.
Computers are so frustrating.
Lemme quote "argh," from Charlie Brown.
Having bought mushrooms fresh
Right outa manure, my wife and
I swear no mushrooms anymore.
Smoking sage and tobacco
Keeping allergies at bay.
Awaiting my guitar in the mail.
United Way reminds me
Way too much of Amway.
Freudian schlepp- (v) to go somewhere
Not remembering why you got there.
But staying to find out anyways.
Which full moon do you like best?
Avacados to break your fast.
Almost full? Full full?
Or the waney one??
Canoe-ing under the up to the
Mystic river; drawbridge seaport.
Hanuman Temple, Taos.
Half Moon, October.
Navajo tea; looks like
Chinese twig tea.
Tastes though, of lemon-
Grass honey-covered.
Defendant enters courtroom
With bag of sage, Bible
And a notebook. Maybe
The DA has rabies.
