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Activist Times Inc. Issue 253
"it's finally over, gilligan beat the professor."
--jay leno 13dec00
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alGORE : gEORGe
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Dear Dad, Dear Pops,
I feel like I let you Can you beleive it?
down. We did it. Fuckin A rignt
But I have an idea. dad. We pulled off somthin'
How about Al Gore, III even a Nixon or a Kissinger
and Andrew Cuomo? can't do.
Maybe 2008? Father & son matching his
He's half Kennedy, and hers towels in the oval
you know. Almost as office first time in centruies.
good as being jewish! Wow, Tinkers to Evers to
I think we can pull Tinkers, pops.
this off. Back to you dad. We did
If we start soon. Yale proud, huh? Wad do uoy
Al. think, pops? Thnk we have a
mandate? -W
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And Shephard Smith is back on the air. Umm, wtf???
Herein Lies the primeanarchist column.
I dub this one "punditry without proper
preface."
You ready?
Oh, Don't EVEN get me started on Cheney.
There's a long range missile named after
him in Laramie Wyoming, you know. Trust me, I
know. I was stationed in colorado springs when
they named it.
They friggin' named it after him during
the Panama invasion. I have NO IDEA WHAT
their rationale was, beyond pro-war-propaganda.
What did he do? And more to the point, what's
his wife up to? She's one of the most unamerican
pieces of carbon based flesh God ever created.
I'm not even going to go there.
And his daughter? Elitist bitch, she. And, I
seldom use that term loosely, people. I was dating
someone at Colorado College who was friends with
her roommate. The year that Desert Shield was
becoming Desert Storm she was extra venomous
toward the local riff-raff (all 700 of us) who
were protesting not only that war, but her
father!!! Things got pretty ugly. She was one
of the orchestrators of the local weekly yuppie
pro-war/anti-protestor protests across the street
from our seven month vigil. Yeah, every friday
night for a couple months. Our bosses in the army
would say very very very conflict-of-interest-oriented
things like, (yes I was active duty army signal corps
awaiting my honorable medical discharge by day, anti-
war protestor sleeping on the Interstate 115 median
by nite.) those who go can pick a day off the
following week, or if you need to leave work early
friday to get ready for protests, feel free. Dress
nice, please gently inform the press that you're
not allowed to speak on behalf of the military
while you're there.
Yeah, they would come out there from 5-6:30 and
then again from 9-10:30 hoping to get lots and
lots of media coverage. Yeah, I wish the media
had the cookies to film Cheney one of those nites
in her mini-skirt getting cold the minute it got
dark, wrapped tightly in her 5'X 9' US flag, because
her letter jacket wasn't warm enough to cover her
goosebumps.
One corner dragging on the ground!!!
The media also didn't film us bringing them thirty
five blankets one January night free, no strings
attached only suggesting that they consider staying
the night, if they were so convicted, and sure of
their beliefs.
There's Dick Cheney's yuppy daughter, half-patriot
she. Paints a pretty picture, huh?
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(A)(T)(I)
Hey Mambo Mon, Doo Dah NUMbahs RUMbah!
http://www.georgetown.edu/organizations/solidarity/soa.html
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0004/propaganda/mp3.cfm
http://www.nationalcatholicreporter.org/soa/index.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/jphuck/BOOK3Ch3.html
http://flag.blackened.net/ati/zine/mission.html
http://www.siriuscommunity.org/directions.html
http://www.gts.net/cody/my_struggle_p.6.html
http://www.wisdomkeepers.com/blackgt.html
http://www.bartcop.com/14ebert.htm
http://www.actionmanmagazine.com
http://hem.passagen.se/berlioz
http://www.deathrobots.com
http://www.youthspeaks.org
http://www.drmega.cjb.net
http://www.punksucks.com
http://www.tabrunner.com
http://prorev.com
http://bounce.to/gonzo
http://www.drmega.cjb.net
http://216.42.52.111/opant
http://prorev.com/bush.htm
http://www.smudgereport.com
http://www.bestofbroadside.com
http://www.gn.apc.org/pmhp/ehippies
http://www.cnetco.com/~dinecare/save
http://www.sunipaz.com/biography.html
http://www.orgnotcom.org/barefootphotos.htm
http://www.grapevine.net/~butterflybill/BB.htm
http://www.blumagazine.net/archives/Mitterand.htm
http://www.rhinohandmade.com/RHIP/7701/readthis.html
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/8854/Links2.html
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HEY HEY HEY!
IT'S A T I
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...and LETTUCE, LETTUCE LETTUCE.
Marco,
Don't do that to me!
It took me six weeks to get
one of your jokes in issue
250!
Kevin C.
[umm, either you're exaggerating or not
real good in math, Kevin, since 250 came
out 26nov. Check your watch d00d. -ed.]
to ati@etext.org
YEA> RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGAINST THE
MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!FREE PELTIER.
???@cs.com
Dear George:
Top right. Star on the flag
behind Gephardt.
Reed R.
YO HO HO
I am The REAL Santa...The Pirate Santa.
I will deliver your pirate CD pressies
(Music CD's, MP3 CD's full of albums,
Playstation CD's, PC software CD's,
MAC software CD's)
Write your letters to me at my merry website:
http://piraterecords.net
All that I ask in return is to help me to feed
the reindeers to deliver the pirate pressies
and buy the materials, and donate a small amount.
I will be delivering pirate pressies every day
in December 2000.
Contrary to popular belief I do not use the chimney
Merry Christmas and Happy Pirating
YO HO HO,
PS
Greetings,
WE WILL GET YOUR MUSIC PLAYED ON THE RADIO!
We realize that artists only need to sell
[snip]
[no thanks]
>This was forwarded to me. I found it pretty interesting.
> Subject: John 3:16
>The Lord has a way of revealing those of us who
>really know him, and those that don't!!! Think
>about it!
> Bush gave a big speech last week about how his
>faith is so "important" to him. In this attempt to
>convince the American people that we should support
>him for president, he announced that his favorite
>Bible verse is John 16:3.
>Of course the speech writer meant John 3:16, but
>nobody in the Bush camp was familiar enough with
>scripture to catch the error. And do you know what
>John 16:3 says?
> "And they will do this because they have not known
>the Father nor Me".
>Coincidence? I think NOT!!!
>Pass it on............
[the forwarder will remain blameless -ed.]
....(A)(T)(I)....
And this just in from Gauntlet 'Zine:
Rage Against the Machine have already apologized twice to
fans who were booted off Napster for downloading their new
album, but on Thursday (December 14) they put their music
where their mouths are by releasing a batch of free music
and videos online.
The band released eight streaming video clips of live
performances and 15 downloadable MP3 files via their Web site.
The MP3s include instrumental versions of most of the tracks
on Renegades, Rage's new covers album.
"We make music first and foremost for our fans, and we want
them to have access to it," guitarist Tom Morello said in a
statement. "We want to apologize to our fans, and it is
important to us to make it right."
Perhaps fittingly, in light of the October departure of
singer Zack de la Rocha, the MP3s include suitable-for-karaoke
instrumental versions of such songs as Bruce Springsteen's
"The Ghost of Tom Joad" and Bob Dylan's "Maggie's Farm."
Other MP3s include live versions of the band's own "Killing
in the Name," "Guerilla Radio" and "Sleep Now in the Fire,"
as well as the MC5's "Kick Out the Jams." The live MP3s were
recorded at a June concert in Sweden, while the streaming videos
on the site document performances from various overseas dates
this summer.
Napster banned a number of users trading songs from Rage's
new album last week at the behest of the band's management and
its label. But Morello said the bans were a "horrible mistake,"
and that the group's management company failed to consult the
band before taking action.
Rage Against the Machine are helping fans regain access to the
file-trading service by posting a software fix on the Rage Web
site. They've also asked Sony Music, which is in the midst of
suing Napster for copyright infringement, to help fans get
back onto the service.
[ref]=[http://www.thegauntlet.com/ratm]
.(a)(T)(i).
AND OF COURSE, OVERHEARD IN USENET:
: Cry me a river, buddy.
: The bad news is that Bush is Prez.
: The good news is
: that Gore ain't.
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T A R G E T P R A C T I C E
From NNStuff (tm) typed in by Patrick W who spotted
it on the web site of New Scientist :
A GOOD story deserves a good airing. What follows was spotted
in Bike magazine, which had spotted it in Pilot magazine.
Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were
recently having a pleasant time out on the Scottish moors,
trapping speeding motorists with a radar gun. Suddenly
their equipment went crazy, registering a speed of over
300 miles per hour. It then locked up completely. Seconds
later the startled boys in blue understood why, as a low-flying
Harrier jet screamed over their heads. Upset that their radar
gun had been broken, the policemen put in a complaint to the
Royal Air Force-only to discover that the damage could easily
have been much worse. The RAF informed them that the Harrier's
target-seeker had locked on to what it had interpreted as enemy
radar. This immediately triggered an automatic air-to-surface
missile attack. Fortunately for the two policemen, the Harrier
was operating unarmed.
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HEY HEY HEY!
IT'S A T I
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& NEXT UP, A QUICKIE EXCERPT FROM
"Episode 2X25 - Anasazi"
STORY BY: DAVID DUCHOVNY and CHRIS CARTER
"Marc-- this is the only one i could find
I am still looking for the other one.
"I didn't realize that It is such a touchy
subject. I hope they don't come looking for me
":("
--Monique Nixon
Tagline EI AANIGOO E'HOOTE
...
FROHIKE: I don't think we've been followed.
MULDER: Who would follow you?
BYERS: Multinational black opps unit. Code name Garnett.
LANGLY: Trained killers. School of the Americas Alumni.
MULDER: Have you boys been defacing library books again?
FROHIKE: They don't want us. They want him.
MULDER: Kenneth Suna.
LANGLY: We think that's his real name.
BYERS: You've heard us refer to him as The Thinker.
MULDER: What did he do?
BYERS: Hacked into the defense department computer system.
MULDER: ( Paying attention ) What?
BYERS: The Thinker's an anarchist and a snoop.
Whatever he got into has made him a very wanted man.
Customs and immigration are on full alert.
Every port of egress is closed.
...
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Most recent searches as of moment of publication:
[disclaimer: this is NOT a top-10; that's next]
jornada
420
ping driver
screencam
hidden cameras
ky jelly
skins
company register
Kahler Tremolo System
nintendo 64 walkthroughts
Camaron Diaz
zac AND hanson AND pregnant
"Chris Isaak"
Kahler Tremolo Bridges
plastic toy manufacturers
karaoke
"how to be charismatic"
+"hymen photo"
vb AND script AND tree AND control
[ref]-[http://searchenginewatch.com/facts/searches.html]
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And from the "lowest common denominator" department
we bring you the top10 search phrases from the moment
before this zine went to press.
1.sex
2.mp3
3.warez
4.hotmail
5.yahoo
6.chat
7.xxx passwords
8.pussy
9.erotic stories
10.playboy
[what stinks about this list, is you could line up
a list from 2-3 years ago next to this one, and
maybe their's what, 3 differences???]
] To give you an example... [
] here's 9Nov (this year. & [
]these are are both in order)[
1.travel
2.mp.3
3.sex
4.cars
5.britney spears
6.health
7.autos
8.careers
9.apartments
10.hotmail.
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& 1 final # to run your way. This week (sat thru fri)
the googlebot trolled http://www.indymedia.org 298 times.
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We end with a fake news story:
TOO MANY W'S MIGHT F IT ALL UP
Bristol, CONN. (PAWN) - World Wildlife Fund and World Wrestling
Federation Merger spells e-x-t-r-a--w-o-r-k for alliteration
experts and linguists.
That's right, the Young Panda has a new buddy. And it's not
Jesse "The Boa" Ventura, but you're close. WWF Global Network
has teamed up in a merger with the WWF for some ESPN powerplugs.
"We think we can take the US right out of her recession before
it even quite gets there," said Cisco Frisco, a Houston DBase
programmer for one of the two corporations that are about to
become as one.
"We'll just tackle all the usual issues like forests, climate
change, oceans, species, increasingly intensive fishing practices,
such as long-lining and trawling, and we'll find out who's screwing
it up so we can body slam 'em."
Things will never be the same, according to a report released
today by WWWWFF. The corporation will reside in the vacuuous area
between I-95 and the western Mass/Conn border.
Description: WWWWFF is now the world's largest country.
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