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Activist Times Inc. Issue 008
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3/Sept/88
That's right!!!
September's issue is already out.
And it looks like we're gonna be coming
out every two weeks. Yup. We're
pumpin em out like seawolfs. At any
rate, you
caught the special mid-august issue,
entitled "specati.doc" right? That one
is
dedicated to government
subcontractors. If you dont have it
already, get it.
Potent stuff.
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD an addition ADD ADD!!
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We have an addition to our staff.
EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in now
and then. He's a contributing editor.
Congratulations, E; you've
***hold on, gotta hit EB***
Something came over on the scanner.
Wow, dont have to go anywhere. They
pulled
the guy over right in front of my next
door neighbor. Apparently the guy beat
up a striker.
What's a "44"? He gave the address
too. He doesnt mean a backup, does he?
They already have two cruisers out.
Hmm... Maybe he means a tow truck. The
registration is apparently invalid.
Yupper, I guess it's a tow truck.
Hmmm. The
car hit a picketer at Electric Boat.
Hmmm. Apparently the guy wasnt hurt.
They
knocked over his sign; that's about
it. Officer's talkin about bringin
two of
them to jail. They told 4 kids to beat
it, and called for a towtruck.
"How're we s'posed to get to New
London?"
"Not our responsibility," says the
officer.
"Fuck." They leave up the hill.
The backup left, but now another
cruiser shows up. Maybe they DID mean
reinforcements instead of a towtruck.
At any rate, I'm just ramblin. This
seems like it'll make good copy. If I
hear any more on the scanner, or out my
window, I'll holler.
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So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
EE is the new guy on the block. He
writes pretty good, so treat him right,
ok? We got a really cool issue here.
Have fun, and until next time, "oye
como
va" -carlos devadip santana
--tranaslation???
"you gotta hear how it goes". Boy isnt
English concise???
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:And now: a word from... :
: the commissioner elect :
: finally, a dude we can :
: all trust!!! :
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Welcome to the world of licence
supension.
That's what the letter that
Department of Motor Vehicles sent me
said. At the
end of the letter there was a number
to call if I needed any info. Well, I
called the number and got a recording
that said the number was disconected. I
called the local DMV to get better
info-- they told me to call the same
disconnected number as was on the
letter.
Well after the run around, I decided
to go to Whethersfield (about 1 1/2
hour drive) for info.
Once at Whethersfield, I went to the
info desk to ask some questions. The
lady there said that she could not
give me that info because I didn't
need to know it.
I asked another lady there the same
question and she said that she didn't
know and that i should call the info
number and guess what???
You got it-- it was the same one as
on the letter. So back to square 1.
I am planing to run for the job of
commissioner of moter vehicles. I've
had
so many tickets that i can answer any
questions someone might have and I
won't
have to shrug my shoulders and say
call the number on the letter.
Oh, and the question i asked at DMV
in weathersfield???
"Who do i talk to about getting my
licence back?"
Fah-Q (the soon-to-be commisioner of
motor vehicles)
Fah-Q is assistant editor,
co-publisher, and resident chief of
electronics. He is also sysop of Den
Of Eniquity Bbs. He sits on the Board
of Directors of the following
corporations: NOPE, PAP, and PWP- the
Pervert Watch Patrol, a newly founded
group to stop dirty old men from
doing stupid things that make America
in general look bad.
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by
EE -- The Minuteman
Well, here's the situation:
My uncle has 3 children (all born
in the United States) and a wife (born
in the same southern Asian country
that he was born in). He came here to
study
and study he did. He finally lands a
half-way decent job in his field of
study. Having headed from home some
10,000 miles away he flies back,
leaving
his wife and children behind here. He
resolves the family problems there and
decided to fly back to the United
States.
STOP.
The US government embassy tells
him that he can not fly back until they
validate his VISA. He shows them his
VALID VISA and for further support
tells
them that his three children are US
citizens. The embassy says it will
take a
few weeks to a month for them to
validate his VISA and his children.
In the mean time he loses his new
job because of his forced stay. They
later
validate his VISA and children and
allow his passage to the United States.
COMMENTARY:
Essentially the government did
not believe his VISA as being a valid
VISA. This does not enrage me as much
as not believing that his children are
indeed his. From what my grandfather
said: he, my uncle, did absolutely
nothing to provoke this action...he
was calm and peaceful. When he
contacted
his employer there was nothing he
could do. I am not trying to condemn
the
U.S. in this respect, but I am simply
trying to say that this certain type of
red tape we can all do without.
(PRIME NOTE: Wow, Minuteman. That's
a drag. And for you, that one really
hits
home, know? Hmm. I did a little lookin
into this, and only found this:
According to Sam Gejdenson,
Connecticut Congressman, our border
people had
gotten really feisty since Iran gave
us problems a couple years ago. I know
One
thing: There's a group monitoring
government's compliance to a new law
that
makes it impossible to deny a visa due
to race, creed, or political views.
Anyone who's feelin harassed can call
Susan Benda at 202-544-1681 or Gail
Pendleton 617-227-9727.
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PAP's Top-10 Research topics for
your term paper, thesis, or phd.
1) Behn's Responsibilities to ITT
2) ITT's Responsibilities in WWII.
3) Just how Important/powerful is the
Attorney General???
4) Avis-Rent-A-Car's Relationship with
ITT.
5) ABC's relationship with ITT
6) ITT handles ticket sales via modem
for the US Navy.
7) ITT now owns the second insurance
company ever started, Hartford
Insurance
Group.
8) Does Russia have Phones, and can
You call Legally??? Without the
Operator
being there???
9) After WWII, ITT had to give $200M
worth of telecommunications devices
to Russia.
0) Mr. "Schweppervescence" Ogilvie has
Interest in ITT? I thought he was
Just "Joe Madison Avenue"???
Ogilvie and Mayers supports the
War effort???
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On 4 August, 1933, the new
chancellor of Germany, Herr Hitler,
had for the
first time received a delegation of
American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
It consisted of 2 men: Colonel
Sosthenes Behn and his representative
in
Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting was
the beginning of a very special
relationship between ITT and the Third
Reich.
One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes
Behn had been found in 1945 in a prison
camp in France, wearing the battle
dress of an SS corporal. Both worked
for
years as highlevel execs at ITT after
the war.
What lay behind this remarkable
transmogrification of Behn the
Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied
hero? Part of the story is still buried
in secret files; but it's clear that
colonel Behn, at some stage of the war,
became very close to American
intelligence agencies, and that he
could perform
useful services for them, with his own
private information network.
While the justice department and the
FBI continued to distrust him, military
intelligence found him and his
telephones indispensible. In Latin
America,
American agents were placed in the ITT
offices of Bolivia, Paraguay, and
Argentina, among others; and Behn, on
his visits to Europe, could bring back
information through Switzerland and
Spain about the state of the Axis.
Neat, eh? Most of that is from a
document I sort of declassified. Er,
reclassified for them, would be a
better phrase, I guess.
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conversations with officer Turgeon
brought this about the car in
question: The
person didnt get struck. They hit his
picket sign. The same car nearly hit
the
same picketer the same time last week,
according to Turgeon.
CASTRO DECLARES WAR ON AMERIKA GROTON
(APWN)--
Ron Apiceli, owner of Ron's Guitars,
has just done the lowest thing of his
career yet.
A guy walks into Caruso Music Inc,
in New London (Ron's prime competitor)
wishing to purchase a PA system. He
knows exactly what he wants right down
to
the name brand because it was
something that he came across the
river for--
Ron's didnt carry that line.
The guy receives a phone call, so
Rich Caruso has the fella paged. The
guy
has a conversation to this effect:
"Wharl, goshk Ronnie. I just bought
one here. Yeah, used my mastercard n
everthin. Hmm... We already wrote up
the sales slip. Oh, you have a used one
there for less? Hmmm. Well, this one's
guaranteed, I guess. Must be worth the
difference. By Ron."
"Just out of curiosity," asks Eddie,
one of the sales guys down at Carusos,
"was that Ronnie Apicelli you were
talkin to?"
"As a matter of fact it was".
Can you believe that? Of all the low
things Ron has done to me, to you, to
most of New London County's bigger
musicians; you'd never dream he'd do
such a
thing, would you?
Hmm. Well, after the damage was done
from my previous campaign against Ron's
Ripoff Realm, I'd decided I would be
less agressive with things.
Instead of "Hey, go to Caruso's,
Ron's an asshole", and "I cant believe
you
shop there. He's a ripoff," and
"Better have eyes in the back of your
head",
and "dont feed the guitar repairman";
I figured I'd be more subtle and
straightforward.
"Check out the prices, then be sure
to check out Caruso's", "I hear Carusos
carries an item like that too", and
"here, lemme make a quick phone call
for
ya; I think I can find you a better
price across the river", became
fashionable.
Well, if Ron Apiceli wants to start
playing headgames again, he can. But he
better not cross me again. I'm just
growlin now. Not plannin anything
major.
But come over that chainlink
electronic fence, and look out.
Isnt it interesting this keeps
repeating itself each time he moves
from one
building to another?
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August 15, ATI will be announcing
the appearance of Jesus Christ
Incarnate.
We have met him at Norwich State
Hospital. Complete with long hair, full
Michalangelo facial features, and
everything; this guy looks identical
to the
catholic church icons across the world
throughout history. When we asked him
if
he was Jesus Chist, he was quoted as
saying, "Oh me oh my". And he smiled.
We will be touring the states with
him making him available to anyone
who has seen 2 miracles and is holding
on for their 3rd miracle
allowing them sainthood. There will be
a nominal fee to defray the cost
of pulling this off.
We plan on making this a fullfledged
accepted religion, and will gladly take
donations so we can set up pews, and
get ahold of some offering plates, and
all
the necessary ointments, and incenses,
and satellite dishes so as to compete
head to head with the other
televangelists. (We'll be more than
happy to make
appearances on your show, if you help
us timeshare airtime on major networks.
These things get costly you know.
Hell, put us on CBN. ) Heck, we'll
even start
a 650 club. Just falling short of
Pattie's 700 club. Or maybe we'll even
call
it the 710 club, and hire pat too)
In fact, I think Mr. Incarnate will
announce his candidacy as president of
the US on the Legitimate Party. At
any rate, we need to check and see how
hard
it is to attain tax free status, so
dont send in donations yet.
Now, it appears that the Virgin Mary
is claiming she will show a miracle on
the same day, (15th).
Do not believe this, as Mr.
Incarnate told us his mom doesnt speak
publicly
since Jimmy Swaggart recently used her
entire gender in vane.
Mr. Incarnate, has announced that he
is seeking out a place for his first
appearance, but he has his eye on the
Bethlehem, Connecticut MacDonalds. He
has
invited Ronald MacDonald, as well as
King Herb of BK to lunch. Other new
wave
disciples are expected to be recruited
this week. Hang out by the fishing
boats.
Film at 11.
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sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE
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We saw this letter to the editor in
our local newspaper and are appalled
that
there might be more than a handful of
people out in this world that feel that
way:
In response to the gentleman who
wrote saying joggers should be
licensed. I
couldn't agree more, but he didnt go
far enough. In addition, a special
state
department bureaucracy should be
funded to register and licence
children who
use the roads to go to the candy store
and library and for other useless
pursuits.
We have this to say:
Why dont you take it even further,
and be more to the point.
Declare martial law throughout the
US and have a noon to noon curfew. We
find it funny that George Orwell has
only missed by about 3 and a half
years.
Well that's it for this month. Hope
you liked it. And expect another next
month. If this is your first issue,
request the 4 others. They're online at
Infomaniack and Den of Inequity. Grab
em there.
Later,
this has been a p a p
/ / / and NOPE
production.
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