Activist Times Inc. 001301

eZine lover (@eZine)

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Activist Times Inc

 · 5 years ago

  

001301 

 
Hola, I'm prime anarchist reporting from the  
Anarchic Circle and this is my column for  
ThirstDay, 1-13-00.  
  Overheard on radio. "How come teachers have to 
take their skateboards every year?" 
  Nepotism Watch: Alex Alda. Alan? Kiernan Culkin. 
Macauley? 
     CIDER HOUSE RULES: Homer's Odyssey. 
  A great metaphor for both sides or neither side. 
Your tool to make your choice freely -- without 
fear, persecution or reactionary stupidity. 
  John Irving may have written the 20th Century's 
only real American Classic. - just my opinion. Has 
anyone seen the movie yet? I hear Eryka Badu's a 
hottie in it. I read the book. 
  "TB is spread when a person with active TB  
coughs, sings, or speaks and you breath the  
contaminated air," says a poster on the wall 
where I'm waiting to see the doctor.  
  Imagine being told you can't sing anymore? I can't 
grasp that on ANY level. Wow, yuck. Inthunkable. 
ADBUSTING. You've got two table parts you want to 
use sandwiching one or two leaves from last holiday, 
but they're sunbleached. It's time to blend them in, 
isn't it? 
  CUE-TIP#5. Take the peels from a lemonade you just 
made from scratch. Boil them with one or two cups of 
water for 20-30 minutes. Find a 100% cotton rag, and 
dunk it in the hot lemonwater once it's just cool 
enough to not scald. Rub and rub and watch the magic. 
  Of course, you COULD always buy 2 or 3 rounds of 
commercial products - but brace yourself for the  
extra elbow grease, asthma, eczema and allergies. 
FOR THE RECORD: Prime Anarchist has never owned or 
operated a Mont Blanc pen. 
  Prime saying, have an ice day.