Activist Times Inc. 901010

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Activist Times Inc

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    Allo, Luke. Laura et al? Prime Anarchist here. Your Libertarian at 
Large. Or was that Librarian on the Luge? Or was that Thespian on the 
Thames??? 
    INSURED UP TO 100,000.? Yeah, right!!! Remember the old-time bike with 
the huge thin front wheel, and the little wimpy wheel in the back? Know what 
it's called? Penny Farthing Bicycle. This trivial thought, petty poop, and 
little luckypiece brought to you by P A P. 
    Sign on a park bench, "NO GOVERNMENT WILL BRING YOU FREEDOM," Yippie!!! 
I recommend Earl Grey tea over Celestial Seasons or English Breakfast-then 
again, nothing beats a good (FLASH-- this just in. Prime Anarchist changes 
his tea-stance. "I get a bigger kick out of English Breakfast now. Anyone 
who can make something in Pencil-Vein-Yah, and call themselves English has 
my vote!!! Had me rolling on the floor with laughter. Eating white bread 
is like chawing on a soft sugary sponge. 
    The DIAMOND VISA CARD. A 50,000 limit. Lets you buy stocks and bonds. 
No commission-- just a 29$ service charge with each transaction. Hmm. What 
made the 29-crash??? Fronted bucks!! Hmmm... 
    If anyone wantsa do a movie about George Bush, John-Boy Walton would 
make about a great choice to play our illustry yuss Prez-Phez. When 
restringing a guitar, always wear something around your arms. Nasty slices 
are no fun. 
    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson freed, film at 11-ish. 
    TomTom Club is getting back together. At long last, some old-timers 
re-onioning I can tolerate. 
    #'s? You want #'s? I don' nee' y'ur stinkink #'s. If you're still with 
us here, here's a treat: 213 935 1111's a loopchecker generator. Some 
gweebs call em sweep or sweeptone. So is 215 698 0049. Also 617 494 9900  
and 718 528 9979. 412 633 3333 is a PA Bell employee newzlyne. So iz 
717 255 5555. 619 375 1234'll getcha time and temp on the west coast; while 
303 443 1910 gets u the same schtuff for the rockies. Anyone got central 
and atlantic? Lemme know. The Watson vmb demo has changed from an 800# to 
508 650 1399. I guess like our beloved fearless-faithless healer, Pat 
Robertson after a prezident-yall ploy, THEY can't afford to foot the 
fonebill anymore EITHER. 719-630-1111 is a lot of fun. News, sports, jokes, 
poems, stories, movie reviews, all automated, menu driven. AT&F is 
800 424 5057. Tell em u wanna traid dope for tobacco, acid for alcohol, 
and daisies for dummdum bullets. 800 826 6290 is the automated fone-service 
changer-upper. The white house press office is 1-800 424 9090.  Have 
much phun, ok? 
    RESEARCH TOPIC OF THE DECADE: Why does ITT get to share the 1-800 424 
exchange?? Thank you Sothsenes Behn, thank you Adolf Hitler!!! 
    Book of the day? "How Not to Pay Your Bill Collectors" by D. Trump. 
$15.95. Tell him you'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it. Send 
him a check for 13 cents. He'll cash it in less than a week. 
I swear to God. 
    PRIME'S FAMOUS NEW FOLK SONG CHORUS:Abm,E,Gb,Abm. George, George, George 
of the jungle. How ya gonna deal with the drugz u dealt. George, george, 
good king george. What's gonna happen under martial law. 
    FLASH, FLASH, FLASH. (hey, cut it out. that hurts your eyes) World Will 
End; And You May Die.  James Baker (not the jailed preacherman-prophet- 
pudpuller-pee, but might as well be (the sik of state)), in a sudden 
turn of back on national tv, told both sides of the gaza strip (dont ask 
for an 8 oz gaza strip (medium-well) at a kosher restaurant.) "our fone # 
is still 1-202-456-1414. If you feel like talking about peace sometime, 
give us a call." Now, I'm not saying we should continue our orgiatic 
lovemaking with either side but we've been in bed with Israel for 42 years 
now, and mother earth has stayed-together-at-her-seams so far DESPITE all 
our efforts to plunder, pillage and petrify. You know what the Bible says 
about cursing Israel? Uh oh... 
    Welp, that's about it for now. Tune in next week when Prime interviews 
a friend of a friend of a real beatnik. We'll have more phun #'s, and we'll 
bring you "all the viewz that fits in a bag lady's shopping cart". 
    Hasta Banana..Buenos Tacos.............