Activist Times Inc. 971005

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Activist Times Inc

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971005 

 
OK that said, it's TTYme for my column and then on to running numbers 
and dates. HMMM. OK. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS. NUMBERS DATES AND 
WALNUTS. 
  We're Beatrice. Brought to you by H&R Bloch, Tandycorpse, and  
Michigan Bank. Princess Diana is dead, get over it. Brooke Shields 
should have been driving that car. She said it herself. Shut up Brooke. 
You would've choked on your american cheese, whitebread and mayonaise 
sandwich the minute those motorcycles started chasing you. You wouldn't've 
hit that telephone pole you would've swerved to miss that doubledecker bus 
full of schoolchildren and dumped it in the THAMES with all of you dying; 
you wrinkled old ex-lolita brat. Shut up! 
   I'm so sick of television. Will someone please take out their webtv 
and shut the flogging thing down? 
   Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze? 
   This is not a joke: How many websurfers does it take to sign a 
guestbook?  
   ans: The current statistic is 1 in 50. 

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Beginning fiscal 98 all vegetarians will be able to continue calling 
their cost of living adjustment (ie: 4% payraise) a "cola." So drink 
up. All meat eaters must begin calling it a cost of living INCREASE. 
   "Coli." 
   Eat up... 

What do 3,47, 567, 6897, 7892, 432675, and 23 have in common? 
   Silly... They're all numbers.