Pod 01

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 · 5 years ago

 
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Rancidium (A quick & easy explosive) 

- Take a liquid plumber bottle, 1/2 EMPTY... Put in lighter fluid, & put on 
top plastic wrap to seal it. Pierce plastic wrap & insert a wick (preferably 
long). Then, set the wick on fire & run.. Basically what you just created is 
: Chemistry coming up here: 

- Lighter fluid starts burning 
- Liquid Plumber becomes active 
- Internal pressure causes Liquid Lighter misxutre to mix w/ plastic 
- Plastic blows 
- Little bits of corrosive-acid laced plastic blow all over & anyone in the 
path will need some GOOD plastic surgery 
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Santa Claus is a Pedophile (Song) Sing to the tune of Santa Claus is coming 
to town 
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You better not tell 
You better not sue 
Thats cause I'm telling you why 
Santa Claus is a pedophile 
He gives you gifts 
To shut you up 
So you won't sue his ass 
Santa Claus is a pedophile 
You sit on his lap 
He smiles so 
Gets to bury his bone 
Santa Claus is a pedophile 
Ever wonder why he got to be a saint? 
That's cause he was a priest 
And priests are pedophiles... 
(I commited blasphemy! Oh no! Someone shoot me) 
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Some thoughts on Christmas 
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Christmas is the one holidat which makes me physically sick. Think. What 
is their to celebrate? The birth of Jesus? Mi amigo, that is total bullshit. 
(Quick history lesson coming up) 
Way back in the 100 ads, Christianity's main competition among the outskirts 
of the Roman Empire (where the Roman religion hadn't exactly caught on), was 
a religion called Mithraism. Mithraism worshipped "Mithras", a prophet who 
lived in Persia. He was credited with healing the sick, feeding people, 
prophecy & all the things your typical holy man does. But, with a difference: 
According to the religion, Mithras was born on December 25th to a virgin. 
Wow! Sound familar? Anyhow, Mithraism was a pretty damn cool religion, with 
most celebrations marked by getting drunk & having massive orgies. Of course, 
Christianity with it's somber, brainwashing, no-sex no-fun no-anything 
philosiphy couldn't compete that well. So, the Church seniors decided to 
have a symposium on how to cope with it. So, they decided to celebrate Jesus's 
birthday every 25th of December, with a somber church service. (Not fun, but 
with the proper spin put on it, well...). 
So now you know the truth about Christmas. So now what do you have left? 
Just lots of commercial bullshit by big corperation$ wanting you to buy their 
neato 300,000$ new products, the church celebrating a BS holiday, & stupid 
motherfucks from the Salvation Army begging for money. And the stupid 
HYPOCRISY of Christmas sickens me.. The theme is supposed to be love & 
happiness, but all people do is hate & threaten each other over the holiday. 
Geez... 
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Top ten names for Nirvana tribute albums  
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10. Nine Inch Nails "Head Like a Hole" 
9.  Hole "Hole" 
8.  Pearl Jam "Hey, we're the #1 grunge band now!" 
7.  Marilyn Manson "Get Your Gunns" 
6.  KMFDM "Don't Blow Your Top" 
5.  Dinosaur Jr. "Feel the Pain" 
4.  Stone Temple Poseurs "Big Empty (Head)" 
3.  REM "Bang and Blame" 
2.  Soundgarden "Fresh Tendrils" 
1.  Jimi Hendrix "Pink Haze (of guts all over the floor" 
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